Author's Note: I decided to try my hand at this. Enjoy! Btw, if you see ( and ) around a name, then it means submitted by that person.
Ironhide: *in a British accent* No, Optimus, Rook to C4 is simply a terrible move!
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Optimus (G1): *on the phone* Sooo, uh, what are you wearing?....Ho-yeah I bet you can see right through that!
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Galvatron (G1): Alright, Decepticons, here's the strategy!
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Cyclonus (Armada): My jokes and puns suck!
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Megatron (G1 or Armada): Forget Unversal domination, I'm gonna fufill my dream: BECOME A BALLERINA!! *puts on a pink tutu*
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Megatron (Armada): *holding a Barbie doll, combing its hair with a pink comb* Ok, Barbie, we have to get you pretty before Ken gets here! (HotShot94)
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Optimus (Armada or G1): *with reading glasses on, is reading a book called "How To Be Evil Without Your Troops Knowing"* (HotShot94)
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Ultra Magnus (G1): *is watching Girls Gone Wild* (HotShot94)
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Scourge (to Optimus): Do you think they noticed we switched?
Optimus: No way! (HotShot94)
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Optimus: *Watches the Girls Gone Wild tape with Ultra Magnus*
Spike: HEY! What are you doing with my Girls Gone Wild tape!?
Carley: WHAT?!?
Daniel: *swipes the tape before anyone notices*
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Hot Shot (Armada): come and give me a hug SideSwipe!
Sideswipe: ACK GET AWAY!! (HotShot94)
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Thurst (Armada): Megatron...i have a confession...i dont know crap about the stars and you're not going to win the war...wanna cookie? (HotShot94)
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Demolisher: *reading a book called "How to be a major Suck Up"* (HotShot94)
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Megatron (Armada): Oh fiddles! I broke a nail!
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Red Alert: *reading "How To Kill Someone During Operation, But make It look like an acident!"* (HotShot94)
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Hot Shot: Optimus, I have to tell you something, I'm not actually Hot Shot, I'm actually *pulls off a rubber mask* Mike Myers *in Austin Powers' voice* Yeah baby!
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Blurr (Armada): Does this gun make me look fat?
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Optimus: *lying on his bed on his stomach, feet in the air* Dear diary, today was ok, but it begane to get weired once Hot Shot rolled the Minicons in a carpet and threw them off of a bridge...
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Red Alert: *running throughout the base, making siren sounds with his voice* CLEAR THE WAY! BARBIE NEEDS TO GO TO THE SALON!
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Megatron (G1): *fires his arm cannon, but a 'Bang' flag pops out* What the?
All the Decepticons: *pop out of their hiding places* APRIL FOOLS!!!
Megatron: *covers his face: Hehe, you guys, I swear!
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Hot Shot (Armada): Ok Jolt, POWERLINK!
Jolt: NOO! YOUR LINK PORT IS ON YOUR ASS, AND YOU DON'T WIPE! (Maelstrom)
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Megatron: *wating outside the bathroom with his knees crossed* Hurrryyyy uuuuup! I gotta gooo!
Starscream: *taking a bubblebath* HOLD YOUR HORSES!! (Starscrem part by HotShot94)
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Rodimus Prime: Hey Kup, check out this shiny new coaster I picked up yesterday! *sets down his drink on it*
Kup: That's the Matrix you idiot! (Maelstrom)
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LOL. That was a fun 30 minutes. I'll take any submissions you guys got.
I'm out!