As soon as she entered the room, the hideous beast was there. Its tentacles were in every body hole that the human body had; the ears,
the nostrils, the mouth, the anus, the penis, everywhere there was an opening.
"HEY!" Yelled Bronwyn.
The Shnao'ze approached Bronwyn, looking significantly more
disgusting than he already was. He lay about, his host body's clothes were shredded completely. His
tentacles dragged the President by
whatever holes he had him by, mucus, snot, blood, urine, semen, and puss coming together and making a disgusting body smoothie.
"So...this is how it ends.." said Bronwyn, advancing closer to
the beast with her machine gun. "Drop the Prez, or you get barbecued!"
The Shnao'ze growled and removed its tentacles. It then slunk into the dark.
"...prepare to die.." said Bronwyn as she cocked her gun and set her goggles to heat sensing mode.
Then, she saw the beast, concealed in the dark. It pounced at her, while she pounced back at him, firing
bullets.
"HHHHAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FIGHT THE POWER!!"
Bronwyn and the Shnao'ze clashed, the beast attempted to suck her fluids, but got one of its tentacles
chopped off by her plasma body-shield. She blasted a hole in the ceiling, and the rays of sun entered the room.
This was of no avail, however, as the Shnao'ze screeched and shoved the girl onto a wall.
"Lemme hear you say
Fight the power
(lemme hear you
say)
Fight the power
Fight the power
Fight the power
Fight the power
Fight the power
Fight the power
We've got to fight
the powers that
be!"
Bronwyn stood up, and fired so many shots that she thought the place would explode!
Suddenly, the beast showed up right behind the girl, and wrapped
its tentacle around her leg, yanking on it, and making her trip.
The Shnao'ze removed his tentacle and approached Bronwyn.
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FISH!!" Exclaimed Bronwyn.
"Lemme hear
you say
Fight the power
(lemme hear you
say)
Fight the power
Fight the power
Fight the power
Fight the power
Fight the power
Fight the power
We've got to fight
the powers that
be!"
Just as the deadly creature was about to reach Bronwyn's ear, she fired a bullet. The Shnao'ze looked terrified as it felt the first beams of sunlight hit his body.
"Got sunscreen?" Bronwyn asked.
As soon as the hole is blasted, the
beast shrivels up, looking very much like a dried carrot.
—--
"...hi." Said Bronwyn, as soon as she emerged.
"About that Shnao'ze...he's.."
Everyone gasped, thinking something bad had happened to the girl.
"Dead." Finished Bronwyn.
Then, they all cheered, hugging
the girl. Suddenly, Petey picked all the humans up, cuddling them with his giant arms.
"Okay...boy!"
Exclaimed Leia.
"You can put us down!" The girl was starting to become choked.
--
The President of the Universe was taken into intensive care after that, and the Resistance received a few medals of the highest honor.
So the parasite was dead, and Clay...was devastated.
"At least we know where they went!" Said Bronwyn.
"But I hope we find her..." spoke Clay.
"They said she was going to these coordinates.." he handed the document to Sam.
"According to my calculations, that is located in Paris, France." Sam
spoke. "Apparently there is a ship headed directly for it..we can go
there--if we can board it on time and evade the guards."
"We can totally do
that!"
End.
Leia's D.M.R.S(Death Metal Rock Song)
(ear-exploding guitar riff, then drums slowly start)
DELIVERANCE!!!
DISCRIMINATION
!!
HUMAN
TOLERANCE!!
ANNIHILATION!!
THE EARLY BIRD
MAY GET THE
WORM,
BUT REALLY
PLEASE,
DO CONSIDER
THAT THE
SECOND MOUSE,
HE GETS THE
CHEESE!!
HE GETS THE
CHEESE!! (X5)
UPSIDE DOWN,
YOU ARE
TURNING ME!
I AM GIVING
LOVE,
INSTINCTIVELY!
ROUND AND
ROUND,
YOU ARE
TURNING ME!
(Chorus:
IM' SHOUTING!! AT THE TOP!!
OF MY LUNGS!!
ALL ALONG!!
IN THIS DEATH
METAL!!!
ROCK SONG!)
DARKNESS!!
SMOTHERED IN
MORE
DARKNESS!!
DISMEMBERMEN
T!!
I COULD HAVE BEEN A
CONTENDER
THEN!!
THE GHOSTS OF
THE PAST SHALL
RAVISH THE
EARTH!
THEY WILL
COME AND
SWALLOW THE
GIRTH!
WE ARE
DAMNED!
HAVE WE LOST
OUR MINDS?
OR ARE WE BECOMING
INSANE!
OH MY!
WE ARE
DAMNED!!
(Chorus:
IM' SHOUTING!!
AT THE TOP!!
OF MY LUNGS!!
ALL ALONG!!
IN THIS DEATH
METAL!!!
ROCK SONG!)
(Another ear-
splitting rock solo.
Repeat chorus X5.)