Stupid, Stupid Gumby

Author: Me! :P

Summary: This is what I think SHOULD have happened in Boomerang when Mic asked Mac to marry him!

Disclaimer: I don't own JAG. I don't own Mac. I don't own Mic-I don't want to own Mic!

Rating: PG for violence ;P

Author's Notes: I found this in one of my files somewhere and had a bit of a giggle when I read it-thought other people might enjoy it, too :P

Er, this is mainly Mic bashing. You should click 'back' if that irks you slightly-but remember, none of this should be taken seriously!

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Mac looked at the ring then up at Mic.

"What… what…" But her mouth just hung open as words completely failed her. Mic stared at her expectantly.

"Sarah?" he questioned. "Are you…" But she cut him off.

"Look, Mic, you're nice and all and…" She stopped before rolling her eyes.

"Who am I kidding? I hate you, you idiotic son of a bitch! Do you think I'm some sort of slut or something? We've been out once, and immediately you think I'm gonna marry you, you deranged lunatic! Who thinks like that?! What kind of a retard thinks like that?!!!" Mic appeared hurt but Mac continued on.

"And what makes you think I'm going to spend the rest of my life with you? What makes you think I even like you?!"

"I just assumed…"

"Well don't assume! I DON'T LIKE YOU! I love Harm!"

"But… you said…"

"What did I say, Mic? What did I say??" She looked so pissed off that anyone with half a brain would have enough sense to back away as fast as possible, but then again this was Mic Gumby. Er, Bugme. Rugby. Whatever!

"Mac… I love you, doesn't that count for anything?" There was this sudden, disturbing silence and Mic swallowed audibly as Mac stared hard at his face. Moments passed before he was stupid enough to speak up.

"Mac, what's on your…" But before he could say anymore Mac's arm shot out and he got a right hook directly in the jaw, and before anyone really knew what was happening Mic had fallen to the ground with blood gushing out from his mouth. Mac stared at him for a moment before spitting on him in disgust and quickly storming away-all that was left of her was the ring she had dropped to the ground…

"Stupid, stupid Gumby…"

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