Thought of this idea after seeing a piece of art. Thought it'd be hilarious if I made a story from it. Mainly be a humor, romance and smut fic. Also a harem too! :D, Support me on pa/treon if you'd like, www. pa/treon / noble4259. co m delete the spaces

One would think that being in my position other guys would envy me. That I was in heaven being in the current predicament I'm in. Well, I'm here to tell you that this isn't your favorite harem anime or any of that bullshit. This is the dark truth! My name is-

"JAUNEE! THE SHOWER DRAIN IS CLOGGED AGAIN!" Yang shrieked in utter dismay and the young Arc could only slam his head into the wall in exasperation, mumbling something under his breath as he made his way up the stairs..

'This is my hell. My name is Jaune Arc and I live with the five hottest girls on my college campus. Contrary to popular belief, staying with five college girls in the same house is not heaven, it's hell on earth. I thought living with seven sisters would've prepared me for this but good Oum almighty I was wrong, I was so wrong!'

The blonde Arc walked inside the bathroom and waiting for him was a towel-clad Yang Xiao long, resident renegade of the campus, motorbike enthusiast and captain of the kickboxing team. Even has a full ride due to her skill alone, she was good enough to maybe go pro one day if she kept at it. But still has no idea how to unclog a drain. Jaune was unaffected from the basically naked blonde bombshell and immediately went to work, using his screwdriver to quickly remove the drain and shook his head, pulling wet brown clumps of hair out of the drain. He immediately rose an eyebrow to Yang who in turn snarled in anger.

"Oh Coco you BITCH!" Yang screeched and sprinted out of her shower right in front of Coco's room.

"Coco you whore! How many time have I told you to stop using my shower?!" The door flew open and in the doorway stood Coco Adel. The most popular female in Beacon University, known for her sense of stylish fashion and has even worked on her own clothing line. Also one of the only two people in the house that doesn't pay rent. Says she'll pay me back but never does. I let it slide since Pyrrha, Weiss, and Blake help out with the rent for the most part.

"I'll stop using it when your bimbo ass stops using up all the hot water, til then your showers mine." Coco leaned against the doorframe with a hand on her hip, smug ass smile spread across her face. Yang responded with cracking her knuckles and her eyes turning red with rage. The fashionista stood unfazed and exploited the brawler's current weakness, tearing Yang's towel off in one swift fashion. Now, Jaune is no stranger to seeing his roommates in little clothing, but completely naked? It was too much even for the Arc. Blood shot out of his nose as he gawked at Yang's beautiful naked form.

"OH IT"S ON!" Yang screamed, completely unfazed at being in her birthday suit before tearing Coco from the door and started grappling with the other girl. Coco fought back in turn, cursing and pulling her blonde adversary's hair. Coco's shirt went first, Yang tearing it in half with her obscene strength.

"That was Luis Vuitton! Fucking cunt!" Jaune really wished he had his phone right now, seeing two beautiful women wrestle one another in nothing but underwear and bare skin, no man could resist that.

"I'm not done yet fashion hoe!" Yang roared and tore Coco's lacey brown bra off in one tug. The fashionista immediately screamed and covered her breasts, Jaune, on the other hand, felt more blood shoot out his nose like a jet and fell backward down the stairs falling into a heap on the floor. He opened his eyes to find himself looking up at white laced panties...OH SHIT!

"ARC YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT!" Weiss shrieked before dropkicking the blonde to the other side of the room. Weiss Schnee notoriously dubbed Ice queen due to her icy exterior and general bitchy attitude. Heiress to the Schnee oil conglomerate, going to Beacon for her master's degree in business. While not as well endowed as the other girls in the house, she has an unnatural apperance with her snow-white hair and sharp blue eyes. Also doesn't hurt that she's a ballet dancer as well so she is often in spandex when at home, and I'll tell you she is gifted with a nice rear.

Jaune soared through the air before landing at someone's feet. He shook his head and looked up, looking into the bright yellow eyes that were Blake belladonna. She had a wild look to her, with her catlike eyes and quiet demeanor. Put cat ears on her head and she'd be the spitting image of a catgirl, Elon musk would approve. Blake was going to Beacon for her masters in writing so she could become a famous writer. Though she already was a somewhat famous author with her smut book, "Ninja's of Love." which has sold an ungodly amount of copies and has netted her enough money to enroll in Beacon and write smaller stories on the side to help with rent. She's probably the best overall roommate out of everyone in the house and was surprisingly fit for someone who's almost always shut in her room. Blake told me she did parkour in her spare time as exercises along with other crazy anaerobic exercises.

"Good morning Jaune. Weiss kick you again while screaming that you're a pervert?" The black-haired beauty helped the poor man up before rubbing the back of his head.

"She did a number on you this time. Don't you find it annoying that she calls you a pervert constantly?"

"I've learned to deal with it Blake. I know I'm not one so it doesn't really bother me. Want me to cook up some fish for dinner? It's getting kinda late and I'm in the mood for some seafood."

Blake lit up in a rare moment and nodded vehemently while licking her lips. Another quirk of hers that added to the catgirl personality. Jaune was about to make his way into the kitchen when Coco and Yang slammed into his back, the two still fighting and Coco now being completely naked except for a singular thong, sending the Arc towards the front door facefirst. The door swung open before he could make contact and Jaune slammed into his final roommate. His hand rested on something soft and bouncy before he got up with a groan and looked down to see that he was on top of the exotic amazon that was Pyrrha Nikos. With her crimson red hair and towering muscular figure, you'd mistake her as one of the warrior race of the amazons. Going to Beacon on a full-ride sports scholarship for track and looking to one day compete in the Olympics. She was easily the nicest out of the other girls and was the one he currently was crushing on due to her alluring personality and kind heart. His hand moved again and Pyrrha yelped. Jaune's face immediately went red and he saw that his hand was groping her breast, mind going blank and frozen. The athlete was covered in sweat from her evening run and she clad in nothing but a sports tank top and spandex shorts. The two gazed into one another's eyes saying nothing. Pyrrha was about to say something when a voice screeched in outrage.

"YOU. ARE. THE. BIGGEST. CREEP. IMAGINABLE!" Weiss screamed before sending her foot colliding with Jaune's face, knocking the poor man flat.

'Like I said, living with five beautiful women may sound like a dream come true. But the harsh reality? IT"S NOTHING BUT A PAIN IN MY ASS!'

And chapter done! This story will have no actual update schedule. Basically whenever I'm in the mood. Hope you all enjoy! Read and review!