Heie, Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kaeko, Botan, Koenma, Genkai, and Yukina are sitting in Kurama's living room eating snacks and talking.
Heie: I still don't see why we have to do this, were finished eating.
Kurama: It's human etiquette to sit and converse after a large meal when you invite guests over. It provides entertainment and time for our food to digest
Heie: Now explain to me why I should care about human manners
Kurama: Because you know as well as I do that after a big meal you fall asleep within five minutes
Heie: I do nooot *yawn* ZZZZZZZ
Yukina: Oh dear is he alright?
Kurama: Of course, as I said that happens every time Heie overeats
Yusuke: Serves him right for stuffing his face like that
Kaeko: Your just saying that because he took that last piece of steak that you wanted
Yusuke: Well yeah I mean how much does one demon need to eat
Kurama: You'd be surprised, or did you fail to notice the fact that Yukina had six helpings of everything
Yusuke: Well yeah I was wondering about that...
Genkai: It takes a lot of food to maintain the normal spirit energy in even a low class demon
Botan: HEY! Yukina isn't a low class demon, I mean she IS Heie's...
Heie: *Thru telepathy* I hope you made a will
Botan: AIEEE!
Kaeko: What were you saying Botan?
Botan: Oh uh nothing, nothing at all *sweatdrop*
Kuwabara: She probably just means that even if Yukina isn't the most powerful demon out there she doesn't ever have to worry because she has the great Kuwabara to watch over her
Genkai: *Sipping some tea* She'd get more security from a nightlight
Kuwabara: *Makes his spirit sword and starts doing random slashing motions* That's right Genkai, I'm Kuwabara, Yukina's great nightlight of love! *Over swings and whacks Koenma on the head*
Koenma: -_-
Kuwabara: Oh sorry kid didn't mean to hurt ya
Koenma: ARGHHHH for the last time I am not a KID. That does it *Turns into his 16 year old form* Ahhh much better
Kuwabara: Wait you mean that little toddler Yusukes always hanging with is really Koenma
Genkai: My, my you do have a brain after all now don't you
Yusuke: Of course he does, how could you not notice
Kuwabara: Thanks Uremshei
Yusuke: He just doesn't use it that often
Kuwabara: HEY
Botan: Now, now settle down boys
Kurama: Yusuke you must admit that Kuwabara HAS thought up many brilliant battle strategies
Kuwabara: Yeah that's right
Kurama: However in regards to normal circumstances his intelligence does leave much to be desired, especially in events revolving around Yukina
Kuwabara: What can I say, I'm the kinda guy who's devoted to his girlfriend
Yukina: Kuwabara you have a girlfriend? Is it Botan?
Botan: *Facefoult* No!
Kuwabara: *Holds Yukina's hands* Come on baby you know who my girlfriend is *Winks*
Yukina: Oh is this a guessing game? It sounds like fun
Botan: *Thinking* I wonder if it's a good thing or a bad thing that she hasn't gotten it yet
Heie: *Thru telepathy* It's good. Very good
Botan: *Thru telepathy* If your going to be so talkative Heie you can wake up and join in the conversation
Heie: *Telepathy* I'll decline
Botan: *Telepathic shout* I SAID WAKE UP
Heie: *Jumps up rubbing his head* ARGHH Don't do that
Kaeko: What just happened?
Botan: Oh nothing I just had to take care of a minor annoyance
Heie: -_-
Botan: ^_^
Heie: *Sigh* Alright Kurama so what do humans usually do at these...after dinner things
Kurama: Hold conversations and perhaps show each other parlor tricks
Heie: Parlor tricks?
Kurama: Minor slight of hand tricks or logic puzzles. Guests use them to amuse each other. For instance *Holds up Kaeko's watch* I believe this belongs to you
Kaeko: How did you get that?
Kurama: *Hands it back to her* Consider it a small feat of slight of hand
Heie: And pickpocketing
Yusuke: I thought you said you gave up the thief life
Kurama: Forgive me, my Yoko nature sometimes get's the better of me
Koenma: So that means YOU'RE the one who's been taking random things from all over the spirit world office
Kurama: *Rubs neck* Uh yes well about that, I do try and get them back without anyone the wiser
Koenma: I'm sure you do but what I wanna know is how you managed to steal my spare pacifier and my hat, I mean I sleep with them
Kurama: *Mutters something about old thieves tricks*
Kaeko: Well I have a trick if anyone wants to see it
Heie: Oh good the human is going to entertain us
Kaeko: Alright Heie you can help me
Kurama: *Snickers*
Heie: Fine. What do I need to do
Kaeko: Just put up the strongest spirit shield you can around you
Heie: *Gives her a strange look* Fine. *A bubble of black spirit fire surrounds him*
-SLAP-
Kaeko: *Her blow breaks right thru his defenses and makes a direct hit on Heie's face*
Heie: *Falls over onto the floor*
Everyone else: 0.0
Heie: *Stands up rubbing a red hand mark on his face* How did you do that? I had my strongest shield up
Kaeko: That's my little secret
Yusuke: Haven't you ever wondered how she manages to hit me with those slaps of hers no matter how much spirit energy I have
Kurama: I always assumed you simply let her hit yo
Yusuke: Are you kidding those slaps sting
Kuwabara: Hey Kaeko do you think you could teach me to do that
Yusuke: Yeah me to
Genkai: I wouldn't mind adding it to my arsenal either
Heie: Tch, stupid human technique, no self respecting demon would ever consider useing it
Kurama: Actually I wouldn't mind learning it myself
Heie: KURAMA!?
Kurama: Unlike you Heie I do not distinguish between human and demon moves as long as they work
Heie: I wish you'd spend more time in your Yoko form. Obviously being inside that human body is beginning to addle your thinking
Yusuke: *Puts a hand on Kurama's shoulder* Hey now Heie, as I seem to remember I still managed to kick your butt that first time we thought with my "human" techniques
Heie: First of all you used your spirit gun, that's not a normal human move. Second of all I never used my dragon of the darkness flame attack
Kaeko: *Slaps both of them and sends them onto the floor* Cut it out you two. Geez I should never have even shown it to you
Genkai: Maybe I should have chosen her as my student instead of Yusuke
Yusuke: If you said that to anyone but her I'd be insulted
Botan: Is that because Kaeko is the only person you'll never beat in a fight
Yusuke: Exactly
Kaeko: ^_^ *Is embarrassed*
Kuwabara: Hey no offense to Kaeko but I'd be next in line for Genkai's training after Yusuke
Genkai: Actually the next person in line is the demon who as I recall shrunk you down to the size of a toy and started experimenting on how your bones break at that size
Kuwabara: *Shudders* Did you have to remind me about that
Genkai: Yes
Koenma: I don't see why it bothers you, Rando is now in jail and besides I believe you've raised your ability to the point of being able to combat him easily
Yusuke: Yeah and if worse comes to worse you could just get earplugs
Kuwabara: Still getting your bones broken by a ten story tall demon ain't something you wanna remember
Kurama: Still it is reassuring that we've all improved
Kaeko: Yeah and if any of you boys...
Genkai: AHEM
Kaeko:...and Genkai ever get in TO much trouble just remember to call me and I'll take care of the big bad demons for you
Heie: *Snorts in laughter*
Botan: Yeah the best thing about being stronger is that you don't have to fear anything, right Yukina
Yukina: I soppose
Kuwabara: That's right yukina, don't worry I'll get strong enough to protect you from anything, just as soon as I learn Kaeko's slap technique
Botan: Actually Kaeko I'd like you to teach me that move if you wouldn't mind
Kurama: Well Heie there goes your theory about self respecting demons
Heie: Grrrr
Kuwabara: Huh? Heie? What does he have to do with Yukina? Tch he probobly thinks she's second class or something
Yukina: Oh dear is that true Heie
Heie: NEVER! How dare you all accuse me of calling my own....
Botan: *Whacks Heie over the head* What Heie means to say is that he'd never say such a thing about a fellow demon. Isn't that right Heie
Heie: *Grumbles*
Botan: Don't take that tone with me I just saved your hide
Heie: Don't expect any thanks
Kuwabara: Why do I get the feeling I missed something
Genkai: Simple, you did
Yukina: Heie is there something about you that you don't want me to find out about
Heie: Ah no, no of course not
Botan: Whatever gave you that idea Yukina
Yukina: Well it's just that I get the feeling that your all keeping a secret from me
All except Yukina, Kaeko, and Kuwabara: *Fidget nervously*
Kaeko: They're definitely not telling us something
Kuwabara: Yeah and I wanna get to the bottom of it
Yukina: It would be nice to find out what Botan keeps trying to say
Yusuke: And I'll just be leaving now... *Get's up*
Kaeko: SIT DOWN
Yusuke: Yes ma'am
Genkai: Well see you boys *Runs out the door before anyone can catch her*
Koenma: Yes I must be going now to, Botan why don't you stay a little while longer I'll understand. You've had a hard week. *Teleports away*
Botan: Koenma! Don't leave me here
Heie: I'll be leaving now, dinner was enjoyable Kurama
Yukina: *Freezes the door* Heie please stay
Heie: Sorry no *Punches the wall of ice, unfortunately it's a lot stronger then he first thought and he almost breaks his hand on it* ARGHH
Yukina: I asked you not to leave, we have a few questions to ask you
Heie: Grumbles as he rejoins the group
Kurama: Well if you need me I'll be in my room
Kaeko: Why should we let you leave
Kurama: Consider it thanks for dinner, besides I'm sure you'll be able to extract all the information you need from those three
Kuwabara: Eh why not
Kurama: Thank you, I'll take my leave. I wish you luck Heie
Heie: *Sarcastic* Thanks Kurama
Kurama: Anytime Heie *Goes upstairs*
Kaeko: Ok we wanna know what's been going on
Yukina: Please just tell us
Kuwabara: *Pulls out spirit sword and Advances on the three*
Botan, Yusuke, and Heie: *Back against the wall*
Kurama: -Upstairs- *Is lying on his bed* Good thing I got these *Puts in earplugs*
(And so thru a combo of Yukina freezing everyone in place, Kaeko's defense destroying slap and Kuwabaras spirit sword one of the three finally snapped and told all. That persons name will not be revealed....well ok it was actually Heie who snapped first. However less then a day later he "Persuaded" Koenma to erase Yukina, Kuwabara, and Kaeko's memory of the incident.)
-One week later-
Kurama: *Walks into the spirit world office where Yusuke, Botan, and Heie are relaxing* Hey everyone, would you like to come over to my house for dinner?
(Kurama is still recovering from his injuries, the most severe was inflicted by Botan's paddle (She got a lucky swing right at the start and caught him right between the legs) after the incident he swore never to invite more than one person over to his house at a time)
Heie: I still don't see why we have to do this, were finished eating.
Kurama: It's human etiquette to sit and converse after a large meal when you invite guests over. It provides entertainment and time for our food to digest
Heie: Now explain to me why I should care about human manners
Kurama: Because you know as well as I do that after a big meal you fall asleep within five minutes
Heie: I do nooot *yawn* ZZZZZZZ
Yukina: Oh dear is he alright?
Kurama: Of course, as I said that happens every time Heie overeats
Yusuke: Serves him right for stuffing his face like that
Kaeko: Your just saying that because he took that last piece of steak that you wanted
Yusuke: Well yeah I mean how much does one demon need to eat
Kurama: You'd be surprised, or did you fail to notice the fact that Yukina had six helpings of everything
Yusuke: Well yeah I was wondering about that...
Genkai: It takes a lot of food to maintain the normal spirit energy in even a low class demon
Botan: HEY! Yukina isn't a low class demon, I mean she IS Heie's...
Heie: *Thru telepathy* I hope you made a will
Botan: AIEEE!
Kaeko: What were you saying Botan?
Botan: Oh uh nothing, nothing at all *sweatdrop*
Kuwabara: She probably just means that even if Yukina isn't the most powerful demon out there she doesn't ever have to worry because she has the great Kuwabara to watch over her
Genkai: *Sipping some tea* She'd get more security from a nightlight
Kuwabara: *Makes his spirit sword and starts doing random slashing motions* That's right Genkai, I'm Kuwabara, Yukina's great nightlight of love! *Over swings and whacks Koenma on the head*
Koenma: -_-
Kuwabara: Oh sorry kid didn't mean to hurt ya
Koenma: ARGHHHH for the last time I am not a KID. That does it *Turns into his 16 year old form* Ahhh much better
Kuwabara: Wait you mean that little toddler Yusukes always hanging with is really Koenma
Genkai: My, my you do have a brain after all now don't you
Yusuke: Of course he does, how could you not notice
Kuwabara: Thanks Uremshei
Yusuke: He just doesn't use it that often
Kuwabara: HEY
Botan: Now, now settle down boys
Kurama: Yusuke you must admit that Kuwabara HAS thought up many brilliant battle strategies
Kuwabara: Yeah that's right
Kurama: However in regards to normal circumstances his intelligence does leave much to be desired, especially in events revolving around Yukina
Kuwabara: What can I say, I'm the kinda guy who's devoted to his girlfriend
Yukina: Kuwabara you have a girlfriend? Is it Botan?
Botan: *Facefoult* No!
Kuwabara: *Holds Yukina's hands* Come on baby you know who my girlfriend is *Winks*
Yukina: Oh is this a guessing game? It sounds like fun
Botan: *Thinking* I wonder if it's a good thing or a bad thing that she hasn't gotten it yet
Heie: *Thru telepathy* It's good. Very good
Botan: *Thru telepathy* If your going to be so talkative Heie you can wake up and join in the conversation
Heie: *Telepathy* I'll decline
Botan: *Telepathic shout* I SAID WAKE UP
Heie: *Jumps up rubbing his head* ARGHH Don't do that
Kaeko: What just happened?
Botan: Oh nothing I just had to take care of a minor annoyance
Heie: -_-
Botan: ^_^
Heie: *Sigh* Alright Kurama so what do humans usually do at these...after dinner things
Kurama: Hold conversations and perhaps show each other parlor tricks
Heie: Parlor tricks?
Kurama: Minor slight of hand tricks or logic puzzles. Guests use them to amuse each other. For instance *Holds up Kaeko's watch* I believe this belongs to you
Kaeko: How did you get that?
Kurama: *Hands it back to her* Consider it a small feat of slight of hand
Heie: And pickpocketing
Yusuke: I thought you said you gave up the thief life
Kurama: Forgive me, my Yoko nature sometimes get's the better of me
Koenma: So that means YOU'RE the one who's been taking random things from all over the spirit world office
Kurama: *Rubs neck* Uh yes well about that, I do try and get them back without anyone the wiser
Koenma: I'm sure you do but what I wanna know is how you managed to steal my spare pacifier and my hat, I mean I sleep with them
Kurama: *Mutters something about old thieves tricks*
Kaeko: Well I have a trick if anyone wants to see it
Heie: Oh good the human is going to entertain us
Kaeko: Alright Heie you can help me
Kurama: *Snickers*
Heie: Fine. What do I need to do
Kaeko: Just put up the strongest spirit shield you can around you
Heie: *Gives her a strange look* Fine. *A bubble of black spirit fire surrounds him*
-SLAP-
Kaeko: *Her blow breaks right thru his defenses and makes a direct hit on Heie's face*
Heie: *Falls over onto the floor*
Everyone else: 0.0
Heie: *Stands up rubbing a red hand mark on his face* How did you do that? I had my strongest shield up
Kaeko: That's my little secret
Yusuke: Haven't you ever wondered how she manages to hit me with those slaps of hers no matter how much spirit energy I have
Kurama: I always assumed you simply let her hit yo
Yusuke: Are you kidding those slaps sting
Kuwabara: Hey Kaeko do you think you could teach me to do that
Yusuke: Yeah me to
Genkai: I wouldn't mind adding it to my arsenal either
Heie: Tch, stupid human technique, no self respecting demon would ever consider useing it
Kurama: Actually I wouldn't mind learning it myself
Heie: KURAMA!?
Kurama: Unlike you Heie I do not distinguish between human and demon moves as long as they work
Heie: I wish you'd spend more time in your Yoko form. Obviously being inside that human body is beginning to addle your thinking
Yusuke: *Puts a hand on Kurama's shoulder* Hey now Heie, as I seem to remember I still managed to kick your butt that first time we thought with my "human" techniques
Heie: First of all you used your spirit gun, that's not a normal human move. Second of all I never used my dragon of the darkness flame attack
Kaeko: *Slaps both of them and sends them onto the floor* Cut it out you two. Geez I should never have even shown it to you
Genkai: Maybe I should have chosen her as my student instead of Yusuke
Yusuke: If you said that to anyone but her I'd be insulted
Botan: Is that because Kaeko is the only person you'll never beat in a fight
Yusuke: Exactly
Kaeko: ^_^ *Is embarrassed*
Kuwabara: Hey no offense to Kaeko but I'd be next in line for Genkai's training after Yusuke
Genkai: Actually the next person in line is the demon who as I recall shrunk you down to the size of a toy and started experimenting on how your bones break at that size
Kuwabara: *Shudders* Did you have to remind me about that
Genkai: Yes
Koenma: I don't see why it bothers you, Rando is now in jail and besides I believe you've raised your ability to the point of being able to combat him easily
Yusuke: Yeah and if worse comes to worse you could just get earplugs
Kuwabara: Still getting your bones broken by a ten story tall demon ain't something you wanna remember
Kurama: Still it is reassuring that we've all improved
Kaeko: Yeah and if any of you boys...
Genkai: AHEM
Kaeko:...and Genkai ever get in TO much trouble just remember to call me and I'll take care of the big bad demons for you
Heie: *Snorts in laughter*
Botan: Yeah the best thing about being stronger is that you don't have to fear anything, right Yukina
Yukina: I soppose
Kuwabara: That's right yukina, don't worry I'll get strong enough to protect you from anything, just as soon as I learn Kaeko's slap technique
Botan: Actually Kaeko I'd like you to teach me that move if you wouldn't mind
Kurama: Well Heie there goes your theory about self respecting demons
Heie: Grrrr
Kuwabara: Huh? Heie? What does he have to do with Yukina? Tch he probobly thinks she's second class or something
Yukina: Oh dear is that true Heie
Heie: NEVER! How dare you all accuse me of calling my own....
Botan: *Whacks Heie over the head* What Heie means to say is that he'd never say such a thing about a fellow demon. Isn't that right Heie
Heie: *Grumbles*
Botan: Don't take that tone with me I just saved your hide
Heie: Don't expect any thanks
Kuwabara: Why do I get the feeling I missed something
Genkai: Simple, you did
Yukina: Heie is there something about you that you don't want me to find out about
Heie: Ah no, no of course not
Botan: Whatever gave you that idea Yukina
Yukina: Well it's just that I get the feeling that your all keeping a secret from me
All except Yukina, Kaeko, and Kuwabara: *Fidget nervously*
Kaeko: They're definitely not telling us something
Kuwabara: Yeah and I wanna get to the bottom of it
Yukina: It would be nice to find out what Botan keeps trying to say
Yusuke: And I'll just be leaving now... *Get's up*
Kaeko: SIT DOWN
Yusuke: Yes ma'am
Genkai: Well see you boys *Runs out the door before anyone can catch her*
Koenma: Yes I must be going now to, Botan why don't you stay a little while longer I'll understand. You've had a hard week. *Teleports away*
Botan: Koenma! Don't leave me here
Heie: I'll be leaving now, dinner was enjoyable Kurama
Yukina: *Freezes the door* Heie please stay
Heie: Sorry no *Punches the wall of ice, unfortunately it's a lot stronger then he first thought and he almost breaks his hand on it* ARGHH
Yukina: I asked you not to leave, we have a few questions to ask you
Heie: Grumbles as he rejoins the group
Kurama: Well if you need me I'll be in my room
Kaeko: Why should we let you leave
Kurama: Consider it thanks for dinner, besides I'm sure you'll be able to extract all the information you need from those three
Kuwabara: Eh why not
Kurama: Thank you, I'll take my leave. I wish you luck Heie
Heie: *Sarcastic* Thanks Kurama
Kurama: Anytime Heie *Goes upstairs*
Kaeko: Ok we wanna know what's been going on
Yukina: Please just tell us
Kuwabara: *Pulls out spirit sword and Advances on the three*
Botan, Yusuke, and Heie: *Back against the wall*
Kurama: -Upstairs- *Is lying on his bed* Good thing I got these *Puts in earplugs*
(And so thru a combo of Yukina freezing everyone in place, Kaeko's defense destroying slap and Kuwabaras spirit sword one of the three finally snapped and told all. That persons name will not be revealed....well ok it was actually Heie who snapped first. However less then a day later he "Persuaded" Koenma to erase Yukina, Kuwabara, and Kaeko's memory of the incident.)
-One week later-
Kurama: *Walks into the spirit world office where Yusuke, Botan, and Heie are relaxing* Hey everyone, would you like to come over to my house for dinner?
(Kurama is still recovering from his injuries, the most severe was inflicted by Botan's paddle (She got a lucky swing right at the start and caught him right between the legs) after the incident he swore never to invite more than one person over to his house at a time)