Our story begins today at the Total Drama executive board room, where a very shocked Chris McLean is blown away by the fact that he won't be hosting the next season of Total Drama.

"That can't be!" he exclaimed, "It's just not possible! I mean…I'm the host of Total Drama! I've hosted every single season!"

"No, you haven't, Chris," Jennifer Pertsch, one of the show creators, replied, "Don hosted the Ridonculous Race, remember? And then there was no host for Dramarama."

"That show was years back!" Chris argued, "and there's no way that…that…race thing…that thing even existed."

Jennifer ignored Chris and continued. "To replace you as host, we have someone who is KIND, and not as SADISTIC as you. Meet…Crystaliser Jewellery."

A fair skinned female teenager walked in with a heartwarming smile. She had flowing brown locks of hair, big blue eyes, a white dress that fitted perfectly, and a state of happiness inside her head. Chris stared at her grumpily. He didn't like her at first, because he thought she wasn't like him.

"What the…" Chris was shocked and confused at the same time, "…did you say that was-"

"Crystaliser herself," the young female interjected. Rude, the former host thought, just when she decides to butt in and comment her own self into the picture.

"You must be Chris McLean…you know who I am already," Crystaliser continued, "my nickname is Crystal, you can call me that if you want."

Meanwhile, the former host was not in a state of amusement. First of all, I'm fired off Total Drama, second, Crystal replaces me, and third…wait…there is no third, he thought to himself, Great. Two things to worry about.

"I must be off now to Wawanakwa Academy," Crystal then spoke, "I can't be late, I have to get ready for the first episode…bye!"

A few minutes, a scream of the infamous Chris McLean could be held throughout the studio.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"