CAT: Naruto

Title: Trap God, Big Eater, and Red Eyed Princess

Rating: M

Pairing: Naruto X Sarada/Chocho, AnkoxHana

Summary: Brought together by a chance encounter, the bonds of these four are so strong that they can withstand a war... or at least until Thursday.

What's up everyone. To my old fans and to my hopefully new fans. I'm not going to lie. I'm currently very highly pissed off. Normally I like to start this off with a bit of background on how this came to be, the Primous and what I Expect to happen. Insted this came about because my Laptop can No longer connect to my Wi-fi and I had to wait until I got paid to by an Ethernet cord and connect the old fasion way. This came for a 24 hour shift I had to do about two weeks back.

Now I have to wait AGAIN until the 15th of next month to buy a new laptop. I'm a patient man, but DAMNIT HOW MUCH CAN A MAN TAKE!

On top of that I've almost completed the latest chapter of Rose of the Branwen Mafia which has been pissing me off for the longest time because I had to scrape my orignal idea for the part I was writng. All in all I'm pissed and want to do something to become unpissed. Enjoy this story from the mind of a pissed off man.

"Don't underestimte us!" speech

"We are more then the sum of our parts," thought/Flashback

"Try us if you want," Communications over distance

"We won't fold," demon/Boss summon speech/ Jutsu

"That is our Ninja way," Demon/Boss summon thought

I do not own Naruto.

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Chapter 1: Bonds pt 1

Location: Konoha

Place: Shinobi Academy

Time: 1800 (Saturday)

The 16 year old Sexy-N- Semi-Single and EXTREMLY horny Mitarishi Anko- temporary- Chunin instructor at the Ninja academy was currently not happy. In fact, she was down right PISSED OFF! The young 16 year old girl was quite beautiful In fact people would compare her to a Young Senju Tsunade or Uzumaki Kushina. Hell were it not for her rival and polar opposite Yuhi Kurenai she would be considered the most beautiful- if she wasn't already the most sexy- Kunoichi in the village. Anko had purple hair that was done up in a messy ponytail, brown eyes, and stood at 5'4" with C-cup breasts. Normally she would wear a fishnet bodysuit that would give a good view of her breasts, an orange skirt, and a brown trench coat. And heeled kunoichi boots with armored shin guards. Currently due to her punishment. She was wearing black body suit with a short sleeves and thigh length shorts, and her boots, shin guards, and a fingerless glove on her left hand.

You see Anko had been assigned to work at the academy for the next year, due to the simple fact that she had decided to curcumsize the son of a Noble who was a rather profanded backer. He had decided to get fresh with Anko in the club about two weeks ago. Namely slapping her ass and groping her breasts. While Anko didn't have a problem with soing stupid and downright inappropriate in public. You could ask Hana about her 15th birthday party, she drew then line when she didn't give any type of signal that she was interested in you.

Now when people normally saw Anko and her best friend Hana out at the clubs civilian and shinobi alike they assumed that she was promiscuous and quite an easy lay. That she would open her legs to anyone who asked and even did group jobs. They were right about the promiscuous part. Anko didn't have a problem having sex with males or females, but that was were the rumors ended. Even though she was in a rather dangerous line of work Anko had only had sex with a few people. A few one night stands here and there and a regular partners in Sarutobi Asuma, Kurenai's secret/ not so secret Boyfriend and Hatake Kakashi who was still holding a torch for that girl Rin. Maybe why on the occasions they had sex he would be drunk and call her Rin.

But all that was besides the point. No Anko was currently on babysitting duty for the three brats that decided to piss of Iruka and his butt buddy Mizuki. Uzumaki Naruto, Akamichi Chocho, and Uchiha Sarada. For the last two weeks she had helped fellow Chunin Sensei and stick in the mud Suzume, train future Konoichi. Or she would have if the kunoichi only classes weren't such a fucking joke! Those girls should have been learning how to seduce the coin out of a target's pocket, not pressing damn flowers and doing tea ceremonies! So after speaking- more like demanding- that she be moved to something else, the Jonin in charge of the academy- a former one nighter and married man at the time- decided that she would do as she babysit the Trio of academy trouble makers... ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON! She should be getting ready for the club or banging Hana or both. Yeah both was good.

She looked at the three kids and became annoyed once again. The three nine-year-olds were all sitting away from each other in a perfect triangle if that was possible.

Akamichi Chocho, the nine year old Powerhouse of the Kunoichi coruse had the highest score in taijutsu and could be considered cute. She had a lot of baby fat and chocolate brown skin, amber eyes, orange hair that went to her waist, wearing a white kimono with a black sash, black pull on sleeves, and a pair of black stockings with black snadals. Chocho was doing a stent in detention for eating Mizuki's lunch. She would be serving a month of them. The girl was also somewhat vain, even compared to the Yamanaka girl. She didn't lack for confidence, but she also was arrogant, where other Akamichi were quite humble. This could be arbitrated to the fact that her Mother had been a captured and breed enemy Kunoichi from Kumo with a rare Black lightning bloodline. Otherwise she was an outcast to the rest of the Akamichi Clan.

Uchiha Sarada the most skilled of the Kunoichi in training was a natural when it came to shurikenjutsu and even fire jutsu, She was the Cousin of the person considered for Rookie of the year. She had short black hair, and black eyes that were hidden behind a pair of red framed glasses, wearing a tan skirt, white knee high socks, a white long sleeve shirt, and a red jacket. She was the last living descendant of Uchiha Madara, and last practitioner of combustion release. She was an outsider to the clan because of Madara's betrayal to the village of Konoha some odd 80 years ago. She was currently the adopted daughter of Fugaku and Mikoto due only to the fact that Fugaku was the 'strongest' uchiha in the village and the closet to her actual blood. She was currently serving detention for getting into a unsanctioned spar and beating the crap out of Yamanaka Ino and Haruno Sakura for annoying her.

Finally was her fellow village pariah and outcast, the Prankster king from hell, and the- his words not hers- future Hokage Uzumaki Naruto. Naruto had spiky sun kissed blond hair with red tips, purple eyes, three whisker like marks on each check, wearing a white shirt with an orange swirl on the front, orange shorts, and blue sandals. He didn't have a mother or father, or family. He raised himself. So his understanding of right, wrong, and socially acceptable was questionable at best and downright wrong most of the time. He was currently in detention for a month for- and Anko was shitting you not- influtrating ANBU Black ops HQ, putting a red sock in their white clothes turning them pink, butting ictching powder in the Kunoichi's clothes, and cutting the coaches out of the pants of the males, because of how tight those things were most didn't bother with underwear. And to top it off, he lead them on a 2 hour chase around the village.

Anko looked at the three with narrowed eyes. "Alright brats we're suppose to be together for the next... six hours. According to that dork Umino I'm suppose to make you do leaf training and write out an essay about why what you did was wrong," said Anko.

"That's lame Anko-sensei," said Naruto.

Sarada sighed. "As much as i'd hate to agree with him Uzumaki-kun is right," said the Uchiha.

"That'd be a waste of time," said Chocho.

Anko grinned at them. A grin that unnvred them slightly. "I couldn't agree more," said Anko.

Thirty minutes later the three were running around the academy track, panting out and gasping. Anko was actually impressed by them. Akamichi were not known for their stamina just their raw strength. It made them excellent front-line fighters and decent backup. Uchiha of the recent generations didn't have a lot of chakra, but near perfect chakra control and skills to match. Naruto was a stamina and chakra freak. He had run full speed for the first ten laps. Kid didn't know how to pace himself. This allowed the girls to catch up to him.

Anko put her fingers to her lips and gave a sharp whisle. "Hey brats that's enough," said Anko.

The Trio collapsed where they were panting heavily. Anko grinned at them.

"Your crazy you know that!" yelled Naruto as Sarada and Chocho nodded.

Anko laughed slightly. "So I've been told. I'm going to let you brats go. I have plans tonight. So here's what you three are going to do, your going to work on this Jutsu as your punishment. Next week at your detention I want you all to be somewhat decent in its use," said Anko as she handed the three scrolls.

Each scroll contained a copy of Poison Release: Toxic Claw. It was a low ranked offensive Jutsu that worked well with any of the five snake related fighting styles she had. Her favorite was Viper Style. The three nodded and made their way home. Once they were gone. Anko was about to leave, but she had one thing she needed to do.

Location: Senju Distract (West Konoha cloest to the Hokage Tower)

Place: Anko and Hana's apartment

Time: 1910 (Saturday)

Anko appeared at her shared apartment with Hana. Opening the door Anko walked in an went stright to her couch. She put three files on the desk, took out a 8x11 notebook and opened it, along with the files. As Anko looked though the files and took down notes and scratthed them out, she didn't really pay attention as the front door opened up.

Inuzuka Hana walked in with a sigh. She was tired and currently in heat. Hana was probably the third most beautiful girl in Konoha. Which was fine for her. She was an Inuzuka so beauty was more or less irreverent as breeding for strength was all the Inuzuka knew. Kinda like dogs. Thanks to her Inuzuka biology she wasn't 'entirely' human. Honestly most Shinobi clans gave up part of their humanity for some form of power. The Inuzuka of the past just so happened to do some REALLY strange things to their partners. Her mother once made a joke that her own partner Kuromaru was Hana's father. That was a Road of thought that she didn't want to go down again.

Hana was the same height was Anko, with the standard Long brown hair and pulled into a neat ponytail that was different from the normal wild mess of her clan, black rounded eyes, two red fang markings on her cheeks, and a nice sizable pair of C-cup breasts on her right arm was a tattoo of a Hana flower. She wore a olive green older modal Chunin vest that was unzipped midway showing that she didn't have on a shirt or bra, black short shorts that gave her ass a flattering look, black shinobi sandals and a tan medical Jacket over that since she doubled as a medical ninja while also serving in the Inuzuka's Veterinary clinic.

Hana took off her jacket and hung it on the coat rack before unzipping her Vest and putting it in the entrance closet. Hana sighed as she rubbed her breasts and let out a small moan. Keeping that damn vest on all day was a real pain in the tits.

"I'm home," said Hana as she walked into the living room

Anko didn't say anything as she looked over her notes again. She shuck her head, before crossing something out and writing something else. Hana frowned at her friend/ occasional lover, before walking right in front of her. She got to her knees and kissed Anko full on the lips. Anko's eyes widened as she was shocked out of her thoughts. Both Hana and Anko fell backwards and began a heavy make out session. Anko's hand's found Hana's ass. Hana moaned, before they broke the kiss.

Anko smirked. "Someone's happy to see me," said Anko.

Hana growled as her eyes turned farel and her hands turned into claws. "I can smell how wet and horny you are from here. Shut up and fuck me already," said Hana.

The rest of the night instead of going out and looking for a random hook up the two practically diminished their apartment in their lust filled thresh. After a few rounds and two very satisfied women that lay under the covers in Anko's room Anko grabbed Hana's hand, before she kissed her.

"You have no idea how badly I needed that," said Anko since it had been a few weeks she she had a decent lay.

Hana laughed as she rolled onto her stomach. "Why not just call up Asuma or Kakashi up?" asked Hana. "They both know their way around the bedroom,"

Anko snorted. "Kakashi cut me off. Said something about it's not fair to Rin to keep using me for sex and as a replacement for his friend. And Kurenai-meinu has keep Asuma close when in the village. He'll be leaving back to the capital tomorrow so I know he's going to be stuck in Kurenai's bed. No point in calling him up for a good time," said Anko.

Hana turned on her side. "That's never stopped you before. Usually you'd end up fucking some rando off the streets if that's the case," said Hana.

Anko shuck her head. She had had a few partners. About a Dozen or so outside of Hana, Asuma, and Kakashi. She really had no desire to fuck anyone not stronger then her over the course of the last two weeks. Sometimes she liked to dominate other times she wanted to be dominated. With Hana it was back and forth. Kakashi and Asuma dominated her, and her random lovers were dominated by her.

"Not interested in figuring that out at the moment. Besides I think I found a new project," said Anko.

Hana raised an eyebrow. "New project. Are you putting... that on hold?" asked Hana looking into Anko's eyes.

Anko didn't respond to her lover and just rolled over and went to sleep. Hana sighed knowing that she had just breached a rather taboo subject. She cuddled up to Anko and fell asleep herself.

Location: Konoha

Place: Hokage Tower- Hokage's office

Time: 1000 (Sunday)

The Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi had seen two of the Three great Shinobi wars, Several small conflicts between his village and others. He had even in his years committed many atrocities that would see many clans, nobles, and the like want to take his head. Though it all he held ture to his convection that Konoha, the mightiest tree in the Forest of the Shinobi world would never falter.

It was also why he held some shinobi in higher regard then others. For example the Young and beautiful Anko that stood before him. He would be the first to admit that if he was a few years younger he would have bedded Anko as he did several Kunoichi in the past, including both his female students Orochiko and Tsunade.

"Anko-chan to what do I owe this pleasure?" asked Hiruzen.

Anko pulled out a folder and placed it on the desk along with an offical request form. "Hokage-sama I'd like to take academy Students Akamichi Chocho, Uchiha Sarada, and uzumaki Naruto under Clause 27 of the Shinobi/Kunoichi charter of the plan of action.

Hiruzen was actually shocked that Anko would use such an obscure clause. While it was mostly used during times around the Chunin Exam and the like Shinobi of his village were given full access to the Academy to see if anyone caught their eye to personally train. The last time this clause was used was a little over a year ago when Might Guy took a boy named Rock Lee under his wing.

Hiruzen didn't say a word as he began to read the things Ank put together. He read and Reread it several times. It was strange, but it was an interesting theory. There was 6 years before graduation. He didn't see why he couldn't give Anko the go ahead and train these kids. Sarada and Chocho would be no huge loss or gain to him. They were just another Uchiha and Akamichi as far as he was concerned. Naruto however was the last -known- Uzumaki male in the entire Elemental Nation that could breed a new clan for Konoha's interests.

Hiruzen took his pipe and packed it with some ghost tabaco and lit it using fire chakra. "So what do you plan on making them? Form your report their not a traditional Assault Team, a Capture Team, or a Scouting team. What kind of team are you making Anko?" asked Hirzen.

Anko smirked. "The kind of team that's Job is to kick ass," said Anko.

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And Cut. Originally this was going to be a Naruto X Sarada/Chocho/Anko/Hana, but I chose to change it since Hana can eaisly get lost in stories like this. Anyway. If you like Leave a Review. Tell you what. If I get 10 reviews by Monday Afternoon... say 12 Central time I'll upload chapter two of this without delay.