Inuyasha felt bad for everyone who had ever met him.

He had only spent an hour, maybe two, with his other self, and he already couldn't stand the guy. He understood that there was a difference between him and Puppy, but he knew that a few personality traits were shared between them. Inuyasha was dealing with his own stubbornness, and it was getting old real fast. The damn youkai couldn't wait twenty minutes for Kagome to get supplies, while Bunny got out of Sango's kimono. The guy kept trying to get into the well, and Inuyasha was contemplating asking for help – beating him to the point of unconsciousness sounded preferable, but he'd cope if they wanted to stick with just sealing him in a shed.

After they had managed to get Bunny and Puppy apart (and they needed to stay apart), they had all talked over what should be done. Kaede was willing to look into medicinal cures, while Miroku and Sango had come up with the suggestion that they looked into it as they search for signs of Naraku or jewel shards. It sounded like a great plan in theory. They weren't willing to let a little spell gone wrong get in the way of their quest. But the second it came to separating from Kagome and Bunny, all hell broke loose. Puppy was annoyingly clingy. Which apparently wasn't that much different from him.

"You know, it would be so much easier for both of us if you just agreed with me" Puppy said.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "Yeah right. If I acted the way you were acting, Kagome would have killed me. Even the wolf isn't as annoying as you!"

It killed him to admit it. But as touchy as the wolf was, he wasn't vulgar and he never touched Kagome anywhere inappropriate. Miroku himself is less touchy than Puppy, and Inuyasha had never thought he'd ever see someone outdo Miroku. The worst part was that he was pretty sure he couldn't kill him, since Kagome and Inuyasha had both discovered, much to their horror, that they could feel everything Bunny and Puppy felt. Which he knew was going to bite him in the ass, because there was no way they weren't taking advantage of that.

Puppy suddenly looked away, "I wonder what's taking them so long..."

"None of your business, that's what" Inuyasha replied.

"I'm just wondering if my playing earlier left them a bit frustrated. It smelt like it did" Puppy sighed before turning to Inuyasha with a wicked grin, "But that couldn't be causing them to take longer right?"

Inuyasha did not like where this was heading, "Shut up."

"They have the same body right? So, if they touched each other, it would be exactly like touching themselves? Especially with this whole 'share physical experiences' thing? I wonder how much fun they'd have with that."

That caused a few images to invade Inuyasha's mind. Images that he didn't he didn't mind, but knew he should have there. He'd seen Kagome naked too many times, and now his twisted side was using that against him to get exactly what he wanted. And Inuyasha couldn't fully deny the fact that he wanted to give in and just listen to his forbidden thoughts.

"Sango! Miroku!" Inyasha shouted, and he nearly grinned when he saw Puppy grimace and flatten his ears, "Don't leave me alone with this asshole anymore!"


Kagome was relieved when she finally was able to return to the past. The last thing she wanted was for her family to find out exactly what traits Bunny had gotten from her, and it hadn't been easy with Bunny being as shameless as she was. Honestly, how could Bunny even think that wearing lingerie around Feudal Japan was a good idea? Heck, how could she think that wearing lingerie Miroku was a good idea? What if she had run into Kouga while wearing that?! He would never look at her the same way again! And it would piss Inuyasha off in every way possible.

All her relief fled her when she noticed that there wasn't just one bag. Kagome had only packed on bag. She didn't even want to know what Bunny may have put in hers. But before she could start another argument with herself (she made a mental note to apologize to the others for her stubbornness) she found herself completely pulled out of the well and swept up into two warm arms, right against a bare chest.

"Which one are you?" Puppy asked.

In response, Kagome pulled out something that she had known she'd need – a spray bottle.

Puppy dropped her in an instant, "What the fuck was that?!"

"I know" Bunny said as she climbed out, "She kept doing that to me as well!"

"Kagome, what the fuck is Bunny wearing?!"

That was Inuyasha, and honestly, she did expect him to be upset. While the clothes weren't inappropriate in her era, the tank top and shorts would definitely catch a bit of attention in this era. But it was the only compromise that she had managed to get Bunny to agree too. She didn't want to admit that in front of Puppy though, because he might try and pull something himself, or help Bunny sneak back to the future to get something.

"Kagome-sama, we need to tell yo something" Miroku stated, "Inuyasha as well."

That didn't sound good.

"We were talking with Kaede-sama, and she thinks we really should put our effort completely in finding a cure for this" Sango stated, "And since Puppy and Bunny are quite distracting... We know you can't take them both to your world, and we wouldn't ask that... but we do have a location we think you four should stay at."

"I like this plan."

"No fucking way!"

"Are you sure this is a good idea?"

"I'm glad I brought extra clothes!"

Miroku shrugged though he looked slightly amused, "You two are perfectly capable of keeping them apart, so you should be fine. It'll be sealed up nicely as well, so you won't even have to worry about being attacked."

Kagome had a feeling that this was going to be end of her sanity.


A/N: Chapter two is finally up! Sorry about the delays in my fics, life happened in a bad sense, which really threw me into a writing funk. And then someone decided to be a dick, and rudely demanded a story of mine that was dealing with a subject that I really wanted to avoid due to life reasons. So I updated this fic. Because no one has been a dick about it, and this fic is much, much better to write for.