SATURDAY OCTOBER 6TH 3AM

Nat: It must be the longest time period that anyone has left me on seen :-O

Nat: Oops, it's late. Goodnight Mr Cranky pants ;)

Steve: I didn't reply?

Steve: Oh, right. Sometimes I feel like I'm older than I actually am like an old boring Grandpa

Nat: I think so too from time to time (. ᴗ .)

Steve: Wait, we started talking this morning?

Nat: I know... That's what I'm saying

Steve: Alrighty... if I'm bothering why are you talking to me?

Nat: Ugh, Sam (*) I never said you were bothering me

Steve: True

Steve: Wait, why did you call me Sam?

Nat: Cause that's your name? (｡•̀ᴗ-)

Steve: Yeah, no, my name's Steve

Nat: Hilarious.

Nat: Wait, are you serious?

Nat: You're sure you're not Sam Wilson?

Steve: 100% sure that's not the name my parents gave me

Nat: Find yourself funny? Who the fuck are you?

Steve: Whoa! Why the sudden aggression?

Nat: Cause you're a creepy stranger that made himself pass for another person

Steve: I didn't do that, I don't know who you are I don't know your name but I thought you were somebody from my school cause you said so

Nat: Yeah... That's right...

Steve: Who are you then?

Nat: You?

Steve: I'm Steve Rogers, here you go

Nat: hilarious, you're gonna make me think that you actually are The Steve Rogers from Rogers Industry. I'm not falling for that

Steve: Believe it or not, it is true.

Nat: Man, it's too late in the morning for your lies.

Steve: How do you want me to prove it to you?

Nat: Send me a picture of your ass

Steve: wait what?!

Nat: what? I'd recognize an ass like his anywhere

Steve: I'm not going to do that!

Nat: Fine Worth a try if you're actually him

Nat: Alright then send me your abs

Steve: Oh, come on! You want every part of my body perhaps?

Nat: If you're really Steve Rogers I wouldn't mind

Steve: ...

Nat: Send me a picture you never posted like one you can take right now

Steve: Fine

[The picture is the selfie of Chris during one of the USO tour]

Steve: this was taken today, I'm going to post it right now on Instagram.

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TheSteveRogers posted a new photo.

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Nat: Holy shit... That's really you

Nat: can't believe I called THE Steve Rogers a cranky Grandpa

Steve: Well that's kind of true, isn't it? You don't have to apologise

Nat: Oh I wasn't, I was just amazed by the fact I gave a nickname to you

Nat: Anyway, I'll delete your number don't worry.

Steve: Why will you? We could still talk.

Nat: You don't even know my name

Steve: what is your name?

Nat: Natasha Romanoff

Steve: What are you talking about? I know your name, it's Natasha! ;)

Nat: I'm sure you're the only one laughing

Steve: Probably but that's the most important thing isn't it?

Nat: surely...