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"Doofenshmirtz evil in corporated" sang the jingle as Professor Heinz Doofenshmirtz stood and waited inside his giant apartment.

"Sir, why are we waiting?" said, Norm.

"Is it obvious, Norm?" said, Heinz. "Where Waiting for Perry the Platypus so that I can activate my machine after I tell him what it does"

"But sir" said, Norm. "Wouldn't it be far less stressful to just activate the machine instead of allowing your nemesis to know about it and plot a way to foil your plan?"

Heinz's eyes went wide until they narrowed in irritation and he said. "Yes, I could do that, but that defeats the whole purpose of having a nemesis and telling your evil scheme to somebody when you've already done it"

Silence.

"And you wonder why you can't take over the tristate area" said, Norm, low.

"What was that Norm?" said, Heinz.

"Nothing" said, Norm suddenly lighter. "I said let me brew some tea" before the robot turned around and left.

"Yeah, that's what I thought you said" said, Heinz with his hands on his hips. "Just keep walking"

And that's when Parry the Platypus burst through the front door, only for Heinz's trap to activate when his feet hit the soft purple rug beyond the door.

The rug suddenly sprung to life and wrapped itself around his legs.

"Ah, Perry the Platypus, I have been expecting you" said, Heinz, menacingly but than Norm yelled.

"DO YOU WANT SUGAR IN YOUR TEA!"

"Yes, I want sugar in my tea, Norm!" said, Heinz annoyed that the robot ruined the atmosphere before he said to Perry in a normal tone. "You would think he would know that by now" before he said. "Anyway." he got out a remote and pressed the large button. "BEHOLD! MY LUCKAWAYANATOR!"

The roof came down and a giant lazer came up from the ground.

"Now you must be wondering what this does" said, Heinz. "Well, Perry the Platypus, Last night I watched a game show and than it hit me" he walked to the side. "What controls the world? Can you guess Perry, the Platypus?"

The animal looked at him.

"Luck" said Heinz.

The animal continued to look at him.

"Just think about all the game shows that transform a low class person life until a millionaire simply because they got a question right" said, Heinz. "How many people can you think of that breezed through life on brains alone? Where would Apple be if they hadn't struck gold with the design for the IPhone? Where would Facebook be if Myspace hadn't driven off its viewers through its sudden aggressive marketing? Where would YouTube be without Fred Figgleborn, the first Youtuber to hit a million subs showing the world how valuable the platform could be?"

Silence.

"The point is Perry the Platypus" said, Heinz. "Luck can make or break you. You can literally lose it all in a few seconds and you can do nothing about it, so this is my answer to that"

He turned to the machine.

"This machine targets luck and reverses it" said, Heinz. "Can you imagine the amount of chaos I could invoke on the entire Tri-State area just for having its effects last for a few seconds? I plan to point this at my brother and see what happens. Eventually, I will come out and tell the world I am the master of luck and if the population wishes to reverse it, they will have to elect me Mayor, of the TRI-STATE AREA!"

And Perry glared, he knew just how bad it would be if that machine hit certain people that were key to the Tri-State area.

"Now, lets begin" said, Heinz, pressing the button only for nothing.

He turned it around and saw there was no batteries.

He must have used the batteries to power something else.

"For Christ sake!" he said, before he yelled. "NORM! FIND ME SOME DOUBLE A BATTERYS!" as the robot came over with his tea.

"I didn't hear a please" said, the robot.

"Okay, please" he said, "Can you please go find some double A Batteries?"

"on it boss" said, the robot, putting the tray down.

Thus began several painful minutes of Norm searching for batteries.

Perry decided to chew his way out and was surprised to find it was not only edible but it was mint flavoured as well.

By the time, Norm had come over with batteries and Heinz put the remote in, the mammal was free and sent a kick across the scientist face knocking the man to the ground.

The remote flew.

"Perry, the Platypus, how did you escape?" said Heinz. "And why does your feet smell so minty fresh?"

He knew what he brought but he never thought it was actually edible.

And than he noticed the remote not that far from him.

Both Human and Platypus made a run for the remote and played tug of war with it.

It went off and so did the angle of the beam due Perry trying to limit the damage as little as possible.

Norm just stood there and poured tea all over himself.

But of course, it wasn't possible to stop the machine from hitting a few people.

One man found himself plummeting into a sewer hole before running from an army of rats after being hit by it.

A lady was about to walk down the isle of her wedding, when her wedding dress suddenly caught on fire and a nearby truck of mayonnaise crashed and spilled its contents all over her wedding.

However the most severe was an entrance exam going on to a university and certain people would flunk it due to a several point gap.

By the time Perry destroyed the remote and the machine, it had made one final blast.

The blast was the worst one yet.

# Flynn-Fletcher house#

"Your so busted" said Candace Flynn, as she saw the structure in front of her.

And that's when she heard the familiar sound of her moms car closing.

"Moms home!" she said, before grinning and running to get the woman.

"Hi, Candace" said Linda Flynn-Fletcher. "Candace, I've just had this most wonderful experience in the-"

Candace grabbed her arm and dragged her to the back garden.

"At least let me, stock the groceries!" said Linda.

But before she knew it, she was in the backyard and Candace was turning her around and saying.

"Look, what Phineas and Ferb are doing."

Now a massive part of her believed the thing was gone, however when she took a look at her mothers face, she turned around herself.

It was still there.

Her mother could see it.

Linda was speechless as she struggled to comprehend what she was seeing.

The structure was massive and looked to have spikes everywhere.

Suddenly somebody must have seen them because Phineas appeared with Isabella and said. "Oh, Hi. Mom"

Phineas?

"P-Phineas, what are you doing on that thing! You and any other kid get down this minute!" yelled Linda surprising the kids as she looked pale.

They had no choice but to listen.

"What's going on, mom?" said Phineas.

"What's going on!?" said Linda as Candice was giddy. "Look at that thing! You and the kids could have been killed!"

Her reaction surprised the kids.

"Mom, it's perfectly safe" said Phineas. "We've taken every safe protocol. Most of it's not even real. You'll have to be pretty unlucky for it to collapse"

"S-Safety Protocol!" said Linda fuming. "Your 10! What cou-" before she noticed something and said. "Where Ferb?"

"He said, he needed to pick something up" said Baljeet.

And that's when they saw the beam.

The beam went into the window on the structure and than they heard some terrifying sounds.

The sound of the whole structure collapsing.

Every pair of eyes went wide in disbelief.

However before their eyes, the structure came down like God himself had pushed it down, smoke rose from it blocking their vision and by the time the smoke cleared, the mighty structure had completely collapsed.

"FERB!" Yelled Phineas.

"Phineas!" yelled the others watching him go in.

"Oh, God, somebody call the ambulance!" said Linda. "Phineas! Ferb!"

Candace was too shocked to do anything.

Phineas was frantically digging in the mess, praying he wouldn't find Ferb bloody body underneath.

One of the fireside girls finally called for an ambulance and police.

When the dispatched heard it was about Phineas and Ferb, a 30 minute trip transformed into 10 minutes, soon the whole house was swarmed.

Adults swarmed the yard and began digging through the rubble, the police began interviewing the only adult on the scene.

Phineas had to be held back.

Their father came home an hour later to the madness.

And just by some cruel fate, it was in that moment, one of the adults found a yellow sleeve poking out of the rubble.

They called some others over and they removed the rubble and what they saw was the battered form of Ferb Fletcher.

He wasn't moving.

He wasn't breathing.

Phineas had been right about the safeness of what they were building but what had killed him, had been the drop to the ground.

As soon as the body was discovered, reality itself shook.

#Reality chanber#

"What's going on?" said a fat man as the room went red.

"Sir, Ferb Fletcher just died" said another.

"What?" said, the man. "What do you mean Ferb Fletcher just died? He's supposed to be unkillable just like his brother Phineas."

"Well professor Doofenshmirtz created a machine, that flipped luck around and Ferb got hit with it" said the man. "Their invention collapsed on top of it him and now that one of the most important people in reality is dead, before their time. Reality is ripping itself apart. We're all going to die, sir"

Die?

"Well, than put him back in!" said the head.

"Sir, people don't come back from the dead right" said the man. "Reality has already registered his death."

"I don't care, just do something!" said the man. "We need his soul to walk the earth"

Everybody looked at each other, having the same idea.

They put it to action.

Suddenly the red went away and the white returned.

The head breathed a sigh of relief.

"What did you do to Ferb's soul?" said the man.

They all looked at each other and told him.

Several seconds later the man roared.

"YOU SENT HIM WHERE!?"

#Inside reality#

There scariest thing to walk the earth was a crazy smart person.

You get to a certain level of intelligence and people allow you to be as crazy as you want.

Living in a area where there were kids defying the law of reality everyday, somebody who'd eventually get interested.

And she was interested.

Scientist Jasmine, was interested in Phineas and Ferb.

Very interested.

She knew she couldn't live forever and wanted an heir but no man would come near her.

Boys that smart would be perfect heirs for her, that's why she tried to kidnap them several times but for some reason both boys had the devils luck.

She walked to the room in her house that she had set up, hoping for an heir.

Should she adopt?

As she turned the doorknob she expected an empty room and an empty bed.

However, when she looked she saw a familiar green haired boy in a single double bed.

She couldn't believe her eyes and she had to rub them.

It was Ferb Fletcher, sleeping in her house!

She slowly made her way to the bed and poked his skin, thinking he wasn't real.

Apparently that was enough to wake him up.

The boy slowly began to stir and his irregular shaped eyes, began to open his vision and it was blurry for a second before he turned to see her.

She held her breath, but what happened next was shocking.

"Mom?" said Ferb. "What's going on?"

Mom?

Oh.

Madness can make you take an opportunity very fast.

Jasmine smiled and said. "Its nothing, son. Just coming to check on you. Go back to sleep" she than proceeded to kiss him on the forehead.

Assured, he went back to sleep.

The moment she was sure he was deeply asleep, she backed slowly out of the room, where she then proceeded to grin like the Grinch once the door was closed.

She had no idea what happened but it seemed, he believed she was his mother.

What happened to the Flynn-Fletcher family?

Well, she didn't care, she turned around only to find out the art work hanging from her walls had changed into photos of her and Ferb at younger stages of both of their life.

Ferb did not have his combed but his hair was mess green like a mad scientist.

A Name came to her.

Joshua Mcbain.

Her Joshua.

She went downstairs and thought she should go out shopping for new clothes for her new son.

She never really approved of Ferb wardrobe, she had seen him in other stuff and he always looked so much better and yet he insists on wearing that getup everyday.

She purposely went down to Danville, to try and find out what was going on.

Through the whispers of the people, she heard there was an incident and apparently Ferb Fletcher had been killed in it.

From what she could piece together, they were going to bury him tomorrow, the parents of the family had been arrested for negligence but not manslaughter, so they would spend time doing community service and parenting classes and it was unclear if they were deemed fit enough to keep the kids.

As for Phineas, the boy was now afraid to touch his power tools.

No more, inventions.

The whole family had pretty much gone into deep depression.

However Jasmine was as happy as a Kite.

She finished shopping hours later and came home to Ferb watching Tv in a white bathrobe as if he never died.

"Welcome back, mon" he said.

"Im back" she said. "And I brought you some new clothes that I want you to try them on"

"Really? Okay mom" he said, and then started a round of him trying outfit after outfit on, his mother looking strangely happy about each outfit.

He could never visit Danville but his fate was tied to Phineas Flynn.

After all, him and Phineas balanced reality out.

And scene!

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