Author's Note: This story is based on a story I read on Pixiv, which is no longer there.

Sixth Grade Classroom- Day. Mr. Garrison, who they STILL have as a teacher, is writing something up on the chalkboard.

Mr. Garrison: Okay children, take your seats. Today, we'll be doing Human Anatomy. Unfortunately, because of Budget Cuts, I can't bring in visual aides to assist. So, I'm going to ask up a male student and a female student to be the visual models. The male student will be, um, Stan.

Stan: Me?!

Mr. Garrison: Yes, you Stan. Now come up to the front.

Stan: Hold up. You want me to strip down in front of everyone?

Mr. Garrison: Yes retard! Now get up here so we can get through this subject!

Stan: Alright, alright! I'm coming up! Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ… (This is gonna be so embarrassing)

Stan gets out of his seat and walks up to the front of the room.

Mr. Garrison: Okay, now a female student. Let's see, uh, the female student will be…. Wendy.

Wendy: What?!

Stan: What?!

Wendy: Absolutely Not! There's no way I'm taking my clothes off in front of the class

Mr. Garrison: Well, it's not my fault there are budget cuts! Now get your ass up here!

Wendy gets out of her seat and joins Stan at the front of the room.

Wendy: (Sigh) this is going to be so humiliating.

Mr. Garrison: Alright children. Stan and Wendy are going to be our models for the day. (Looks at Stan and Wendy) Now you two, take off your clothes so we can get started.

Wendy: No, you sicko!

Mr. Garrison: Dammit! Strip or you can go to the Principal's Office!

Wendy had nothing left to say. She dropped her beret onto the floor; Stan dropped his hat onto the floor also. They unzipped their jackets, and took their shirts off. Stan took his jeans off.

Wendy: (Unhooking her bra) Please look away, I'm not decent. (Stan took his underwear off, as Wendy took her pants and panties off)

Mr. Garrison picks up a chalkboard pointer.

Mr. Garrison: Okay, now that our models are naked, let's get started.

Craig: Damn, look at Wendy.

Tweek: Gah! She's so pretty! My dick can't handle this pressure!

Kenny: (That's a beautiful cat down there. If I could put my finger there, I'd be so happy)

Mr. Garrison points down at Wendy's vagina. Stan looks at Wendy, who covers her face.

Mr. Garrison: Let's start with the female. This down here is called the 'Cleft of Venus', or simply known as the vagina. The sides of the vagina are called the genitalia, or simply the 'genitals'.

Stan looks down at Wendy's vagina; his penis hardens. Mr. Garrison points to her breasts.

Mr. Garrison: ….And this part of the nipples on the breasts is called the areola.

Stan and Wendy are smiling now, no long embarrassed about being naked.

The girls slip their hands down their pants and start masturbating, since Stan's penis is now hard, and he has a six-pack.

Mr. Garrison: Now, let's look at the male body, as demonstrated by Stan.

Stan is still looking at Wendy's vagina, and now Wendy is looking at Stan's penis, feeling a tiny bit horny.

Mr. Garrison: (Aiming his pointer at Stan's swollen penis) You all know about the penis right? Well, what about the hole that's in front of it? That children, is where urine, or semen, comes out of. And why Stan's penis looks very stiff and hard right now is because he has an erection, whenever he gets excited or turned on, this is what happens to his penis.

Mr. Garrison notices that Stan and Wendy are holding hands and looking lovingly at each other. They start cuddling, turned on by each other's naked bodies.

Mr. Garrison: Well, looks like I recreated Adam and Eve, eh children?

The End