I recently watched the Invader Zim movie Enter the Florpus. And it inspired me!

This story is a sequel to the movie, and spoilers are inbound!

I repeat: SPOILERS INBOUND! If you have not watched Enter the Florpus yet, please go do that. Or if you don't care about spoilers then go ahead.

I do not own Invader Zim

"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" The tallests scream as reality bends around them. Soon, however, the come out the other side of the Florpus hole. In pain and their ship in ruins. But alive. "So...anyone want to tell us...what that was?' Red panted.

"My tallests..." The Irkan Solider at the screen said. "That was the strange vortex I was trying to warn you about...the computer identified it as a Florpus hole"

"A Florpus?" Purple said. "Computer. Tell us about it"

"Sirs. A Florpus hole is an anomaly that is formed by the sudden movement of an entire planet" The computer responded. Red, upon hearing this, suddenly remembered.

"Wait...the Earth appeared out of nowhere right?' He said through grit teeth

"Yes sir." The Irkan Soldier responded.

"Of course! This is all ZIM'S fault!" Red growls "Like every other point of misery in our lives!"

"Hey Red. Calm down" Purple said. "Will some donuts help?"

"...yes" He said grumpy. Purple whistles

"We need Donuts! Jelly Filled!" He calls. One of the Irkans runs up with a plate...with one donut "Um..Smeep" Purple says to the soldier "I said DONUTS. you know, more then one"

"Well sir...this is the only one left" He meekly said.

"...come again?" Purple said

"G...going through that Florpus hole destroyed the snack bay..." Smeep said. This was met by silence from the tallests.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Purple yells "MY BEAUTIFUL SNACKS!"

"That does it!" Red yells "Get Zim on the monitor NOW!" He commands

We open on Zim's house. He had the strange clown dog statue thing on a podium with a note that had 'PHASE 2 SUCCESSFUL' written on it. Zim stands before it with a smirk "Bask in its glory Gir. Baaaassssk in it" Zim says as he closes his eyes. "...Gir! Are you basking!?" Zim looks over at his robot assistant, who was spinning around in circles on the floor

"IMMA FERRIS WHEEL!" He yells.

"...I will take that as you basking!" He says.

"Sir. Incoming message from the Tallests" Zim's Computer says

"Eh? Oh! Open message. I am sure they simply wish to see my victory once more!" Zim says with a derpy smile. The TV flickers and shows an EXTREMELY angry Red and a still sobbing Purple. "Greetings my Tallests! I am surprised to hear from you so soon! Are you wishing to bask in the glory of Phase 2? Because Zim was just doing-"

"Zim...remembered when you moved the Earth?" Red said.

"Eh? Oh! Yes. You see I noticed you had gone off course of the planet so I simply moved it in your path so that you could see how much terror I brung!"

"First of all, 'Brung' is not a word" Red said. "Its 'Brought'"

"I'm...fairly certain it is 'Brung'" Zim said

"Its Brought, Zim!" Red yelled but quickly shook his head "Not the point. The point is when you did that, you created-"

"A Florpus Hole, yes I know" Zim waved a hand "But it was no big deal! It was not like it could have KILLED anyone!"

"Zim...you left that hole in the direct path of the ship. We went through it...came out the other end...and ALL OUR SNACKS ARE GONE!"

"ALL OF THEM!" Purple yelled through tears.

"Oh...well...we have waffles here. I could-" Zim said

"I am done humoring you Zim!" Red yelled. "You want to know the real reason your there right now Zim? Well here it is! You AREN'T AN INVADER! WE DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS A PLANET THERE! WE SENT YOU OUT THERE HOPING YOU WOULD DIE IN SPACE!"

"...AHAHAHAHAAHA!" Zim laughs while holding his squeedily spooch "Ah. Nice joke, sirs. But you told me this was the most important mission of all! And I am this close to finishing it! I can feel it in my antennae!"

"We LIED Zim!" Red yelled "We couldn't give 2 Jzarva backsides about that place, OR about you!"

"B...but. You...gave me Gir. And-"

"He's made of trash!" Red continued "Once again, we didn't care about giving you a real SIR unit! It would have been a waste of resources!"

"B...but I" Zim sputtered

"But. Now you have given me a reason Zim" Red said "A reason to actually go to that planet"

"...is it for the waffles?" Zim asked

"...okay first we'll take the waffles" Red said

"yay!" Purple yelled

"But afterwards? We are going to kill every single living organism on that planet. STARTING. WITH. YOU!" Red yelled as he cut communications. Zim stood there in complete silence as he stared at the blank screen. Gir rolled up to his side.

"...mastah. I drank all da maple syrup"