So yeah. This will be a thing.

I did say that I wanted to do this, if only for shits and giggles.

First chapter will be, well, the introduction and first viewing.

I hope you like my way of writing this.

Also, holy fuckbuzzard, the transcribing of a video is a fucking chore.

Based on: SMG4: Super Challenge 64 by SMG4

Disclaimer: RWBY is property of Rooster Teeth and Monty Oum. Any original characters starring in the video and the plot belong to Luke and Kevin Lerdwichagul.

Enjoy!

The strange library

Chapter 1: The room and the challenge

"I'm boooored!"

It was a day of leisure for all students of Beacon. Classes were off following the Breach, truly an event to remember. The students now had a few days of leisure on their hands, as the incidentn was basically ruled as a variety of classes combined.

Either that or Ozpin wanted a few days off for himself and the staff. Rumors had it that he feared Miss Goodwitch going ballistic at any more additional work.

Hence the issue with the boredom. Ruby Rose, leader of Team RWBY, already did weapons maintenance and read her magazines. Her male bestie Jaune was off running errands in the part of Vale that hasn't been devastated by the Grimm, Weiss wasn't up for some fun, preferring to study, Yang was also idling about and Blake was being Blake, reading her filth.

"I am BOOOO-"

"Will you pipe it down, you dolt?!" yelled Weiss, fed up with her leader. "If you are so bored, you could always study. Oum knows you still need to."

"But we have a free day," the reaper whined. "I don't wanna waste it on studying!"

"A day studying is never wasted," insisted the heiress. "Now come with me. We are going to the library. Maybe then your whining will cease."

Ruby pouted and tried her puppy eyes. Shamefully her own sister betrayed her plans of lazing about and complaining for the sake of it. "You know, that sounds like a plan. We should take 'Remnant: The Game' with us." Yang was quite excited to finish what they started before the dance and the Breach, without Neptune screwing them over. She idly wondered if Vomit Boy would be up for a game as she never had seen him play. She was always looking for a challenge.

"I will accompany you, then," Blake spoke up, closing her favorite piece of literature to follow the rest of her team. The disguised cat faunus had sworn to herself that she would bond with her team a little more. Hanging out in the library would most certainly accomplish that.

"See, even Kitty Cat agrees," Yang exclaimed in triumph, prompting the named to shoot her partner a glare.

/-/

As Team RWBY opened the doors to the library they were met with commotion.

"I keep telling you, it's a gateway!"

"Nora, that is mere science-fiction."

"Then you explain how this door came here!"

"Erm, maybe the headmaster had the room refurbished."

"That is unlikely, Velvet. Though I, too, am curious about this strange new door."

The team was treated to the sight of Team JNPR sans Jaune and Team CFVY debating in front of a door that seemed to be crafted out of acacia wood, judging by the light orange tinge of the wood itself.

"Well, fancy meeting you here!" Yang greeted the two teams in her usual jovial manner. Coco turned around to greet the team of huntresses alongside her own team, hips cocked slightly to the side. "Fancy meeting you here as well. I take it you heard the ginger here?"

"How can we not?" deadpanned Weiss, far more familiar with the volume of the Valkyrie than she had ever wanted to be.

"So what are you doing here in the first place?" inquired Ruby, curious about her sister team's activities whenever Jaune wasn't around. That did not happen all that often, she found.

"Pyrrha wanted to find out more about Jaune-Jaune's family since- mlp!" A hand on her mouth interrupted the hammer wielder from speaking any more. "I was curious, that's all," Pyrrha finished for her team member while muffling her. This earned the champion doubting gazes from Velvet, who nursed a bit of a crush on the blonde knight ever since first semester, Ruby, who was well on the way of developing a crush herself, and Yang, who did not believe a word.

"Anyhow," Coco interjected, "We met by happenstance here and discovered this door. Fox swears it wasn't here before and so does Yats. What do you think?"

"It definitely wasn't there yesterday," Blake confirmed, the bookworm keeping close tabs on the library. "Meaning it was set up overnight. Somehow." She was contemplating the indications of this occurrence.

As the three teams kept arguing, Nora decided that the best way to do it was to, well, do it. So she opened the mystery door.

"Nora, wait!" yelled Ren in a n uncharacteristic display of emotion.

Nothing happened.

The eleven hunters-in-training looked into the now opened room and saw it leading into a large hall.

In front of a number of seating rows, lined with fine fabric, was a large display, as if it was all set up for a…

"MOVIE THEATRE!" Nora shouted into the room. The fabric-covered walls provided no audible echo. "It's a secret movie theatre, Renny!"

"Yes, Nora," Pyrrha replied instead. "Though why is it here?"

"Let's explore!" The reaper shot in and looked around, ignoring the cry from her sister to get back. After the initial hesitation, the students slowly filed in, looking around. Apart from the display and the seating area and a large shelf, the room seemed mostly empty.

Wait, roll that back?

Yes, a large shelf full of what appeared to be DVDs was just peculiarly placed against the wall with a variety of cases with said DVDs, displaying various titles.

"Ooh, ooh, ooh! I know what we're doing today!" Ruby was racing to the shelf, taking one of the cases…

and stilled.

Yang noticed first. "Rubes?"

"Curious." Yatsuhashi, the giant of Team CFVY, had taken a case himself, one that displayed a title about Kung Fu, an ancient philosophy that involved fighting and self-discipline.

The cover also, prominently, showed a familiar blonde noodle.

"Wait, Jaune is in that?" Velvet was growing quite curious, even more so when she pulled one about a Revolution, starring Jaune with Crocea Mors raised to the sky, giving what appeared to be a fierce battlecry and a large bipedal metal monster behind him in shadows.

"Here he is too! Is Fearless Leader a secret movie star?!" Nora was raising a case about Jaune being a father up above her head.

"No, he is not." Blake was looking at one herself.

"And how do you know?" Yang looked at her with curiosity. Truthfully, she had never seen her partner interact with Vomit Boy a lot, so she was intrigued what prompted that conclusion.

"We star in these as well."

She showed everyone a case about a...dating show? Starring Jaune with the clearly recognizable Team RWBY in all new outfits looking at him in curiosity.

"Hm, nice duds. Thinking about upgrading?" Coco was the most fashion oriented, digging the outfits.

Weiss' reaction was far less pleasant, even if she had started her icy relationship with the blonde doofus anew. "A dating show?! And with us?! Outrageous!"

"Please don't scream so much," Velvet whimpered, holding her sensitive ears.

Nora, meanwhile, had dug up one of her own and raced, unnoticed by all, to the large display. Just as she had theorized in her brain, there was a slot for the DVD.

"Does that mean we are in some sort of otherworldly realm?" Yatsu pondered out loud. The giant found himself intrigued by this entire situation."

"Wait!" Pyrrha interjected, catching everyone's attention. "Can we even get back out?"

As if the universe answered, the door, which had been closed by the ever courteous Velvet, swung back open.

"Whoa, trippy." Sun Wukong and Neptune Vasilias had entered the room and made to shut the door behind them.

"Wait no!"

Slam! The door fell shut.

"Huh?" Sun noticed the group. "Hey, guys!" He gave his best upbeat grin. His partner beside him was trying and failing to give his best smile, but had to wince at the sight of the icy heiress. Ever since the incident with Team NDGO, the two had broken their relationship off and were on unfavorable terms, at least from Weiss' side. Neptune acknowledged his fuck-up, particularly after he had to endure a surprisingly brutal punch to the face from his wingman.

No, he was not talking about Sun here.

"Why?" the monkey king asked as he reopened the door effortlessly. "See? It opens back up."

The others breathed a sigh of relief. "Fox was getting worried," the large swordsman parsed for those not connected to the telepathy semblance, even if it earned him a dirty glare from his partner.

Blinggg!

Everyone's attention turned to the screen, which was now flaring up.

"Explanations for later!" Nora announced. "Take a seat and let's enjoy the show!"

Those who knew her sighed and those who didn't were either stunned or rose a single eyebrow at her impatience. Either way they all made to sit. Weiss herself made a point to sit as far away from the blue-haired teen as possible.

Nora was sitting on her scroll in her room, humming a delightful tune. All seemed well and tranquil.

"So far, so unspectacular," Coco commented, earning her a shush from Nora.

Suddenly, yelling was heard along with a crash and someone gasping out in pain. Nora seemed confused by the commotion, but paid it no mind and resumed her activities.

"That was Jaune!" Pyrrha was in full Mother-Hen-mode, causing giggles from some. Ruby and Velvet were just as concerned as she was.

Not long after, more yelling occurred, successfully annoying the hammer wielder.

"Ow, my ass!" yelled a voice sounding suspiciously like her fearless leader. This time, Nora waited for a bit before continuing.

"What is Arc doing?" Weiss wanted to know, brows knit together.

Immediately after, a louder crash came from outside, with Jaune yelling "My penis!" in a pained fashion as Nora got ready to yell at him.

The men in the audience winced, sharing the pain as Yang couldn't help but giggle.

"How did he hurt himself like that?" Sun asked. "What is he doing in the first place?"

The door exploded away from its angles.

"WILL YOU SHUT UP?!" She yelled, louder than usual. She spotted Ruby out on the corridor and asked her outright.

"What the heck is going on out here!?" she demanded to know.

Ruby was busy observing her fellow leader with mild horror. The blonde was running backwards, careening straight through a wall, hitting Sky who landed uncomfortably on the ground.

The students were speechless.

"He is hurting himself, causing damage to the school," the heiress was trying to wrap her head around it. "By running backwards?"

"Our juniors are strange," Yatsu supplied, getting a nod from Fox.

Nora and Yang were laughing.

"...I told Jaune that it wasn't possible to walk backwards for a whole day," the red reaper bashfully admitted. Right on cue, the Vomit Boy rushed to the other side, inexplicably causing an explosion with someone complaining about a meatloaf. "and he took up the challenge."

That gave Nora a very entertaining idea. "Hmm is it possible challenges huh?" She was already crafting a plan for the day.

"Dejà vu," Blake commented, thinking about their current situation.

Nora was getting hysterical about the damages done by a Fearless leader running backwards. Velvet grew more and more concerned.

The dorky blonde seemed incredibly focused and determined to complete the challenge. "They say I run faster than light itself," he psyched himself as he ran through a door out into the courtyard, right over the cliff and into Vale causing him to scream.

Both Nora and Ruby looked through the hole in the door after him. "Shouldn't we do something?" Ruby asked, truly unsure of the whole affair.

"Yeah," the bubbly bomber confirmed...and whipped out her scroll. "Challenge video time!"

"Challenges?" Ruby was one hundred percent behind this. "Bring it on!"

"Jaune just fell down a cliff, and that's what you want to do?!" Pyrrha was this close to smack Nora upside the head.

She tried to defend herself. "It's Fearless Leader! You know, crazy aura reserves, can take one hell of a beating?"

"He is still human!" retorted his overbearing partner. "What if he is hurt?"

Challenge 1: Is it possible for Jaune to run backwards for a day?

The aforementioned knight ran a couple over who seemed in a bit of a spat, paying no mind to whatever was behind him.

"Apparently he is not," observed Yatsu, making the champion sit down with an embarrassed blush.

"HAH! I'm destroying this challenge!" he celebrated as he barreled over various passerbys, not noticing the collisions at all…

somehow.

"Wonder what he could do to the Grimm with that," Coco riffed.

"He could have closed the Breach single-handedly, if that were his semblance," Yatsu theorized.

"It would be the silliest semblance ever," Yang giggled, which ceased at her partners comment: "A semblance you could not stop."

Yang grumbled, denying the possibility. Particularly because it would be embarrassing. She imagined Cardin getting run over, which cheered her up.

Even a poor young man sitting on a swing was not safe as he was sent flying over 35000 feet, judging by a conveniently showing speedometer, and crashed against a sign.

"A new record!" someone commented.

"Oh sweet Monty Oum!" Nora gasped out between laughs. Next to her, Ren was watching the entire thing with mounting intrigue and horror.

"Haha! This is Jaune's fast-as-fuck express!"

"I'm using that," both Yang and Nora said, leading to a staredown.

Meanwhile, at a hospital…

"I-i am-a so sorry," the doctor apologized, handing his irate patient Junior his diagnosis on paper.

"Nooo," he complained. "Lumpy-Penis-Syndrome, are you kidding me?"

"Lumpy what now?!" The heiress was incensed. What kind of special brand of insanity was this… dimension, for it could only be one such case regarding the circumstances, if such a disease existed?

The men present wished to never ever either have or see a case of "Lumpy-Penis-Syndrome".

Yang was in absolute hysterics, because hey, it was Junior!

In comes Jaune, breaking through the wall seamlessly and somehow, someway, ripping the bartender's lower body clean off.

Hei Xiong was left a torso, inconspicuously levitating above the ground. He looked down on himself.

His spirits lifted immediately. "Alright, I'm cured!"

Weiss was hyperventilating at the insanity she beheld as Yang was laughing herself sick. Ruby was a giggling mess as well and Coco just sat back and enjoyed the chaos without thinking too much.

It was better for her mental health, anyway.

The rampage continued, with a policeman standing in front of a variety of exploding buildings. Only far too late he had noticed the blonde young man as he ran backwards past him, right over a street.

"JAYWALKING!" the officer yelled as the street behind him was on fire.

"Vale steht in Flammen, du Arschloch, und das ist es was dich aufregt?!" Weiss screeched in Mantle. Everyone turned to look at her, shivering and teetering near a nervous breakdown from all this.

Jaune was jubilating, not paying the police any mind.

Nora, still recording her video, was somewhat rattled at this entire showcasing of destructive potential. She turned to the camera lens.

"Uhh...hehe. Let's come back to Jaune-Jaune later."

"Yes, please," the heiress begged, having enough of this already.

Challenge 2: Is it possible for Neptune to be good at a sport?

Neptune seemed rather down at the prospect. "Sports? Aww man...I'm not the type to sweat during extensive physical activities."

Everyone turned to regard the playboy.

"Hey, I am not like that!" he defended himself.

"Well too bad!" Nora yelled at him. "'Cause the football team already volunteered!"

"Oh no."

And with that, Nep was thrown into a stadium, with a helmet on his head and the handegg next to him.

He was not prepared.

The players charged him immediately, bowling him over and carrying the ball off as Nep was left wheezing on the ground.

Weiss could be saying that she felt no satisfaction at seeing her ex run over.

She would be lying though.

Next he had to play soccer.

"Wait, wasn't boxing scheduled first?" the aquaphobe inquired.

Nora answered, swift as the wind: "We skipped it! Yang assured us that you suck at it!"

The fiery blonde nodded along, causing Nep to sulk a little with Sun snickering.

Neptune grumbled, but got ready to kick the ball, only to mess up the form and punt it against the goalpost. The ball hammered right into the face of Peter Port, who had been passing by.

"My spine is in my brain!" he proclaimed, muffled by the ball.

"Good Oum, Nep!" Sun was mortified. "I get that he is a boring teacher, but Port didn't deserve that!"

"I know that myself!" Neptune was in shock, as was the rest of everyone present. Save for Nora who was giggling at the casual statement.

The blue haired teen was horrified, and rightfully so. "Maybe I should be more gentle," he said to himself as he lightly kicked the next ball away.

The little sphere rolled onto the street, seemingly harmless, only for a car to rocket over it, managing to slip, causing the driver to exclaim "Holy shit!" as the vehicle La Cucaracha'd over the street and exploded spectacularly.

"Spicy!" yelled Jaune as he ran by the spectacle, leaving a horrified Neptune behind.

[Failed]

"That settles it. We are not letting you anywhere near a ball!" Sun's ultimatum was absolute. He did not want to find out what his friend and teammate would do with one.

"How did he even…?" Weiss was still trying to comprehend, poor thing.

"Just," Blake decided that there was a limit to everything. "Don't overthink it. It's obviously a part of some comedy routine."

A ridiculously over the top one.

Needless to say, Nora was having the time of her life.

Challenge 3: Is it possible for Ruby to cross a lake?

"What kinda challenge is that?" the reaper complained, thinking it too easy.

"Yeah!" Ruby concurred. The others were confused at this whole thing. That couldn't be it, right?

The excited yell of one Russel Thrush caught her attention, approaching the lake she was standing in front of. The teen with the mohawk jumped in...only to rocket right back out, somehow having caught fire.

"Nevermind," Ruby squeaked.

The reaper in the theater agreed with the other her.

Coco was howling with laughter. Despite the heel-face-turn of team CRDL following a field trip to Forever Fall she had yet to forgive any of them.

There had to be a way...aside from using someone else as a boat or using an actual boat.

Ruby's gaze caught the one thing to help her; a jetski was resting at the beach.

"How convenient." Little Red was was positively gushing over this coincidence with big puppy eyes and an actual squeaking sound.

"Can you do that sound?!" Nora asked the little red, hoping she could.

"No?" Ruby was unsure herself.

Mere moments later she was off onto the lake, enjoying the breeze of the drive. This challenge was easy now!

Except when it wasn't.

Two Grimm sharks made their presence known as they approached the scythe wielder with sounds as if they were two men imitating a chainsaw revving.

"What." Blake was lost for words.

"The." Yatsu was utterly blindsided by this.

"Fuck?!" It was a rarity for Velvet to swear, though here it was entirely appropriate.

'Good thing I decided to follow Blake's advice,' Weiss thought as she retreated to her happy place.

That was not the weird part.

The weird part was approaching as Ruby took out a sidearm, aiming it a one of the sharks.

"That's a killshot!" it yelled out, eyes bulging as it was shot in the face, crying out in pain.

"They can speak?" Nora wanted one, making Ren's eye twitch a little.

"Please don't hurt mee," the other pleaded right before it was shot a way as well.

Ruby had no time to celebrate, however, as the first one rammed the jetski right from below, sending her flying upwards, little later descending right onto the shark with it's maw open. The reaper landed, legs spreading right at the edges of the shark's mouth.

Yang was holding her little sister in a vice grip. "Too close, way too close!" She ignored the cries to let her go.

"Get in mah bellah," it screamed impatiently. Ruby, however, had an ace up her sleeve. Her trusty weapon, Crescent Rose, unfurled, pointed right into it's gullet.

"WHAT," was the shark's reaction.

This got a laugh from Sun. He loved these bug-eyed expressions.

"Hasta la vista, baby," quoted Rubes as her shot exploded the shark and sent her flying again, landing point blank onto her jetski. Her celebration was cut short by a large fish coming up and swallowing her whole.

She was spit out onto the shore only seconds later.

[Failed]

"Nice quote," noted Coco. "Shame that it fell a little short."

Ruby just grumbled, pouting a little as Yang breathed a sigh of relief about her sister, her family being okay.

Challenge 4: Is it possible for Yang to go 10 minutes without swearing?

"Easy," the boisterous bruiser stated, her trademark grin on her face.

Yang was taken aback by this and instinctively answered.

"Of course I can,! What kind of stupid ass question is that?" [Failed]

"Hey, that doesn't count! Let me try again you assholes!" [Failed]

"Apparently not," noted Weiss with mild amusement, prompting a glare from the blonde.

Yang took that as a challenge instead as she glared into the camera.

"Dicks!" She danced on the street [Failed]

"Bollocks!" She was close to the camera. [Failed]

"Tiddies!" She squatted on the ground. [Failed]

"Butthole!" She was sliding across the ground. [Failed]

"Bastard!" She reappeared right in front of the camera. [Failed]

"Come on you sons of bitches" [Failed] "let me go again!" Yang was getting frustrated. "You guys are being dicks right now!" [Failed]

While Yang was pouting, the rest was highly amused by this.

"This is where vulgar comedy is well placed," Yatsu stated, nodding with a smile. "I like this."

As if right on cue, Jaune was running along in the background, prompting Yang to turn around.

"Sweet Oum, not again!" Weiss was near despair and retreated back into her happy place. Nora was beaming again, wanting to watch her leader destroy everything by running backwards into it.

The scene changed to a "Breaking News" broadcast. A frog faunus was moderating.

"We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special news bulletin. A noodly human boy is on a destructive rampage running backwards across the city of Vale!"

"Peak newscasting," snarked Ren in a rare moment of humor for him, making the others laugh.

It was official, Jaune was panicking.

A cop popped out of the window of the car chasing him. "Stop breaking the law, asshole!" he yelled at him.

"NO! I want to complete this challenge!" he yelled back, determined now more than ever to see this to it's end.

"Just comply!" Velvet did not want her crush to be arrested. Pyrrha could not agree more, joining in.

"I didn't even do anything illegal!" he said as he ran into a car, which exploded. "Shit."

"Not helping your case there, bro," commented Sun, still laughing at the absurdity. Neptune was looking on in horror.

"Stop it!" The policeman yelled back as he drew shotguns akimbo. "Get some help."

Now the knight had to look for whatever he could use as a distraction or obstruction and found Qrow idling on a motorbike. Without missing a beat, it was picked up along with the driver! "You'll never take me alive!" Jaune screamed as he yeeted the bike with the huntsman at the car, causing yet another explosion.

"Just his luck," stated Yang, already used to the modus operandi of what they were watching.

"You know that man?" Weiss was curious.

Ruby nodded energetically. "That's our druncle Qrow! He has a semblance that causes bad luck!"

Everyone hearing of this were suddenly very happy with their semblances.

Challenge 5: Is it possible for Blake to go an hour without reading her newest smut?

Everyone gave her the side eye, making Blake actually pout in indignance.

"First off, it's erotic literature," she objected. "Secondly, of course I can." The ravenette sat down on a sofa. "It's not that hard, really."

"Hey!"

Blake blinked, looking over at the book resting on the nightstand. It was a new one titled Icha Icha.

A vision of the books main character appeared. "I need me some big ol' ass!" he proclaimed.

It took a moment of silence before the audience erupted into laughter.

"You're hallucinating!" Yang gasped out, pointing at a furiously blushing Blake. "You are actually hallucinating!"

"Does that count as going cold turkey?" Coco grinned as she giggled.

Blake had enough and turned away, trying to tune them out. "This is ridiculous."

Blake did not need more confirmation and instead opened her scroll. "Perhaps a distraction is in order."

The scroll showed the news of Jaune on the run, a show where paternities were confirmed to discuss child support, an interview with a scientist admitting to reading erotic literature and some guy doing a reading of, you guessed it…

"Strange coincidences, huh?" Yang was never going to let that go.

Blake had enough and threw her scroll, bolting out of the room, only to find a pair discussing S&M. This had the cat faunus run towards the city of Vale where everything seemed to haunt her.

No one really had a comment for that. Why would you discuss S&M in public, anyway?

Wherever she looked she saw bookstores advertising brand new smut, a person brazenly walking out in the open reading porn, not just erotic literature, not just smut, but outright porn…

"Dammit!"

"The world itself is teasing you!" Yang was having a field day with this.

Finally, salvation seemed near. Blake recognized her partner's hair from a mile away, running towards her.

"Yang, I need your help!" she yelled out, only for Yang to turn around, a very familiar book in her hands.

Eyes turned to Yang who had the decency to fall silent and blush a little.

"So you've read it?" Blake, despite the teasing smile on her own face, was genuinely curious.

The brawler admitted to it, looking sheepish.

"Did you like it?"

She was fumbling a little with words, but ultimately said: "It was surprisingly good. Didn't think it would be that way, but...yeah."

This was vindication enough for the literature lover. She relished having her partner admit to liking her favorite book. Truly, the mysterious Apajal was a master of writing.

"GAH!"

Blake bolted up from where she sat. She had fallen asleep, managing to sleep through the entire hour.

"Told you I would make it," she played it off. [Success]

"Blake I need help." Yang had appeared out of nowhere, startling Blake and having her run away.

"Ah, dicks," Yang grumbled. [Failed]

"Oh son of a BI-"

A fresh gale of laughter rent through the theater. Everyone involved felt refreshed by the sudden levity that was not the unexpected noodle wrecking everything.

Challenge 6: Is it possible for Weiss to be nice?

Weiss was outraged. "Excuse me?!"

Weiss seemed indignant at the insinuation. "Nice? I AM NICE!" she contradicted herself. And she was willing to prove it, too. Right on cue, an old man walked up, trying to cross the street. This was the opportunity for Weiss!

"Hello!" She successfully got the man's attention just as he started walking on the street. The heiress met him with a scarily forced smile. "Need help crossing?"

"Weiss, can you promise me to never ever force a smile?" Ruby asked pretty please.

'I think I am gonna have some nightmares,' Neptune thought.

The old man's heart stopped.

"You killed him!" Nora yelled at a horrified heiress.

"OK, that one doesn't count," Weiss clarified as she walked away only for the man to be run over.

"That was the car that exploded, was it not?" Yats was baffled at what was currently happening.

"Why do you people still question things here?!" Coco was just about done with her underclassmens' shit.

A little downtrodden over this failure, she sat down onto a bench and was met with a peculiar occurrence. A cat had approached her, purring against her leg.

"Awww, cutie," cooed Ruby, who appreciated anything cute.

"Not as cute as Zwei," Weiss threw in. "But definitely there."

"Thank you, little cat," she replied to the thing as I meowed up at her. "I suppose you are hungry."

Weiss looked about and spotted a vending machine for various drinks, milk being amongst them. Determined the heiress approached the machine and paid it by stabbing it with Myrtenaster to produce a bottle of milk.

"Now that's what I call taking a stab!" Yang punned, to the general groaning of the others, making her pout.

She gave it to the cat. No bowl was required as the cat grabbed the whole thing with it's paws and gorged itself on it. [Success]

Challenge 7: Is it possible for Velvet to go through a haunted mansion?

The bunny faunus deflated. "Please no."

Coco was surprised to hear it. "Not good with ghosts, Bun-Bun?" Her partner shook her head.

Velvet was not good with anything spooky.

"Oh, why did I agree to this?" she asked herself in vain. "I don't know how to get out of here." She had been wandering through the abandoned hallways for a few minutes now.

To find the way out, she opened some doors.

Door Number 1: She was greeted by a Geist screaming a greeting at her.

"Why are all the Grimm so...vocal?" Blake wanted to genuinely ask before being shut up by a glare from Coco. She shut her mouth, getting the message.

Door number 2: A skeleton demanded her butt.

"Reserved!" The bunny yelled before registering what she just said. This lead to the biggest grin on her leader's face, sensible chuckles from Fox and Yats, giggling from most of the rest and a questioning gaze from a certain redhead.

Door number 3: Goodwitch was glaring at her, repeatedly slapping her riding crop against her palm.

"Okay, that was spooky." Yang joked, getting not laughs but genuine nods. 'I can live with that,' she thought.

Velvet just wanted to go home now. "I'm going to die here, I know it!" Just then a certain someone made his approach known. "What is that?!"

Jaune was coming right at her, a car in hot pursuit. Somehow she ended up entangled with the running blonde and getting taken for a ride.

"And the knight rescues his bunny!" Coco just waited for this to come up. A screech of 'Coco!' from her flustered teammate did not deter her from the rightful teasing as the redhea saw her suspicions confirmed.

"Oh hey Velvet! What are you doing here?" said the man who had no business being there.

"I should be asking you the same question!" she yelled back in panic. "Get us out of here!"

And just like that, they were out. Jaune had broken through the main entrance, losing Velvet in the process who was just curled up on the ground and happy to be out.

"See you Velvet!" [Success]

"Thank you, Jaune," the meek girl with the same confidence issues as her blonde savior mumbled.

And now, the thrilling conclusion!

Jaune was chased by a tank with an overly excitable commander who demanded they fire everything.

'Everything' being a shot from their cannon, which missed by a country mile.

"Are these people...no, I won't question it. Everyone there is an escaped mental patient anyway, including the laws of whatever universe this is."

That gave the others a little pause as they pondered Weiss' words. It was the best explanation to what they were seeing right now, namely weirder versions of themselves in a world gone insane.

"Mulitversal cinema," whispered Nora, surprising Ren a little and Pyrrha a lot. She rarely whispered and the champion never heard her speak at this volume. "Best day ever."

One of the crew members popped up. "Uh, sarge? What do we do?"

"BRING IN THE BIG ONE!" was the answer. "Time to end this!"

A bullhead approached and dropped a very large Dust bomb right over where Jaune was currently running at.

One massive explosion later, the entire town center was in ruins.

And Jaune?

He popped out of a pile of rubble, still running as the moon set and the sun rose.

Now the blonde knight looked around to behold the carnage wrought.

"Hey! I MADE IT! I MADE IT!" He started a victory dance. "IN YOUR FACE, RUBY!"

[Success]

Nora popped out of another pile of rubble. "This will get so many clicks on ScrollNet!"

The screen went black.

The students were recuperating from the mess they were watching just now. Weiss was off to her happy place, not trying to think about the crazy tank commander that basically destroyed Vale over a guy who was running backwards.

Pyrrha, Ruby and Velvet were all breathing sighs of relief that their shared crush was alive despite that insanely strong bomb. Sure, they also felt for whatever poor civilian was caught up in that, but they were fine, right?

Right?

Yatsu and Yang were already planning to organize a vote with their own pick already having their two votes. Blake was curious about the DVD with the dating show and another she had seen.

Something about dreams and happily ever afters.

Just then the door opened once more.

"My, my, what is this?"