Episode 1

Veronica: JDDDDD! There is a dead human in our house!

JD: Oh, hey! How did she get here?

Veronica: JJJJDDDDD! What did you do?

JD: Me? Er- uh- oh! I didn't do this.

Veronica: Explain what happened, JD.

JD: I've never seen her before in my life!

Veronica: Why did you kill this person, JD?

JD: I do not kill people. That is- that is my least favorite thing to do.

Veronica: Tell me JD. Exactly what you were doing before I got home.

JD: Well, I was upstairs.

Veronica: Okay.

JD: I-I was sitting in my room.

Veronica: Yes.

JD: Reading a book.

Veronica: Go on.

JD: And, uh, well this girl walked in.

Veronica: Okay..

JD: So I went up to her.

Veronica: Yes?

JD: And, I, uh, well, I stabbed her 37 times in the chest.

Veronica: …

Veronica: JDDDDD! That kills people!

JD: Oh! Oh, well...I, uh.

Veronica: JD..

JD: I did not know that.

Veronica: HOW could you not know that?!

JD: I am in the wrong here. I suck!

Veronica: What happened to her hands?

JD: What?

Veronica: Her hands! What-Why are they missing?

JD: Well, I-I just kind of cut them up. And fed them.

Veronica: JDDDD!

JD: Well, the puppy was hungry. And well, when those babies crave hands, that's-

Veronica: Why on earth would you do that?

JD: They were hungry for hands! Give me a break.

Veronica: JDD!

JD: Stomachs were making the rumblies.

Veronica: JDDD!

JD: That only hands would satisfy.

Veronica: What is wrong with you, JD?!

JD: Well, I kill people and feed hands to dogs. That's-That's two things.

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End of Episode I!

To straighten things out, this is based off of Llamas With Hats. I saw a shitpost animatic of this withthe same fanfic title, so I wanted to do a multi-chapter story on the series. All twelves LWH episodes are on YT. It's just like Heathers; it's about the relationship bewteen a sociopath and a regular that'll leave you laughing, hugging your blanket, and crying once it's over.

Review, and let me know if I should keep going. Thanks!

-Deximon