Spider-Man webslinger
Wassup Twitter?
F***yourchickenstrips westanapotato
SPIDER MAN!?
Spider-Man webslinger
Yep ?ￂﾠ
SpIdEr MaNs BiGgEsT FaN Spooderman
NO WAY!
Shuri Wakanda4evs
SPIDEY! YOU FINALLY JOINES THE APP!
Spider-Man webslinger
Yeah... you kinda threatened me if I didn't, so...
Shuri Wakanda4evs
Well, it payed off ?ￂﾠ
Andy Leonisandromeda
Wait! Does Spidey know the Princess of Wakanda?
Spider-Man webslinger
Idk... do I?
Shuri Wakanda4evs
Yes, I am destened to be friends with this nerdy, stupid, idiot, webhead.
Spider-Man webslinger
er... I'm not sure if I should be hurt, or confused on how one can be both nerdy and stupid
Shuri Wakanda4evs
I was just joking! I thought you've learned by now to never take anything I say seriously
Tony Stark youknowwhoiam
webslinger, you made a Twitter!?
Spider-Man webslinger
Yep! Gotta interact with the people. Plus, Shuri threatened me
Karen SM-A.I
Hello, Spider-Man. I see that you have finally gotten the app.
Spider-Man webslinger
KAREN!? Mr. Stark, how is it possible for my A.I to post on twitter?
Tony Stark youknowwhoiam
I made it so that if anything seriously bad happens to you, she's be able to post it so I can see it. Although, Karen just enjoys posting whenever she can.
Spider-Man webslinger
#Spiderdad
peter with a b peteyparkerr
What's the point of me going to school?
Ned Leeds guyinthechair
Erm... to pass highschool
peter with a b peteyparkerr
Yeah, but I have a 200 IQ, I take all advanced classes, and I already know everything the teachers are teaching!
MJ WHERE'STHEBEE?
You can still learn some stuff, I think. No-one's that smart
peter with a b peteyparkerr
I'm literally correcting the teachers most of the time.
Tony Stark youknowwhoiam
Why don't you skip a few grades? Or go to college? I have some pull at MIT
peter with a b peteyparkerr
I don't because I can't ?ￂﾠ
Tony Stark youknowwhoiam
Elaborate
peter with a b peteyparkerr
My teachers all hate me, so if I try to skip a grade, they'll fail me so my grades won't be high enough for me to skip.
Tony Stark youknowwhoiam
Ok, I'll just have a little conversation with your teachers
peter with a b peteyparkerr
Its ok, Mr. Stark. I kind of like highschool! ?ￂﾠ
Tony Stark youknowwhoiam
If you're sure...
peter with a b peteyparkerr
Don't worry, tin can, I'm sure!
Flash T. hundredyarddash
WAIT! HOW DOES PUNNY PARKER KNOW TONY STARK!?
Tony Stark youknowwhoiam
What. Did. You. Just. Call. Him?
Flash T. hundredyarddash
Penis. I called him penis because he doesn't have one XD stupid tranny
peter with a b peteyparkerr
... I may not have a f-ing dick, but at least I have smarts and not some rich parents that buy their way into everything!
Flash T. hundredyarddash
Hah. Like you would know anything about having parents. What did your parents even do? Work at a dumpster?
Peter with a b peteyparkerr
How does one "work at a dumpster"? That's not a job
Flash T. hundredyarddash
You know what I ment. You also avoided my question: what did your parents do for work
Ned Leeds guyinthechair
His parents were donkeys
peter with a b peteyparkerr
No, they were frogs... duh
(A/N: If you read the comics, you may remember that Peter's parents were S.H.I.E.L.D agents. So, obviously, peter cant tell Flash what his parents did. So, peter and Ned are saying a bunch of nonsense to distract Flash, and hopefully stop Flash from asking questions)
peter with a b peteyparkerr
Or... I think they were ducks
Ned Leeds guyinthechair
Or chickens
Flash T. hundredyarddash
Wha- nevermind. Forget I ever asked
Private Chat: Natasha and Peter
Natasha: I knew your parents
Peter: What? But My parents were llamas
Natasha: that trick won't work. I practally invented it
Peter: You did not know my parents.
Natasha: say yes or no to the following question
Natasha: Your true name is Pyotr Benjamin Parker
Peter: look. My parents were nobodys
Natasha: answer the question, child
Peter: yes, my name is Pytor Benjamin Parker
Natasha: where are you from
Peter: My ansestry is Russian, Itallian, and British
Natasha: Say yes or no; you are Spiderman
Peter: no.
Natasha: Pyotr.
Peter: WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME TO SAY "YES OR NO" IF YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT YES
Natasha: so I could see if you would tell the truth
Natasha: Stark knows you.
Peter: yes
Natasha: I worked besides your parents in shield after I escaped the red room
Natasha: so did Barnes
Peter: Barnes? The Winter Solder?
Natasha: He now goes by The White Wolf
Peter: okay. No offence, but why tell me this? Or even talk to me at all?
Natasha: Peter, I am your godmother.
A/N: Hello! Thank you so much for reading my story! this one took a really unexpected turn. I'll post the next chapter within the next two days.