The house of McCormick
Princess Kenny was still shocked to see what was in the box
Kenny: Where did you find this?
Kyle: Some merchant gave it to me. He said it was the original script, forged in the fires of HBO by the Dark Lord Benioff
Kenny: Why would we he sell this to you?
Kyle: I don't know. We cannot let our warriors know about it
Kenny: Why?
Kyle: The merchant said the script can corrupt any Game of Thrones fans minds. That they'd wanna read it. The merchant said one who holds the script would wanna have it for themselves
Kenny: Why doesn't it affect us?
Kyle: I don't know. Maybe we have some power in us that doesn't affect us
Kenny: Whoah
They stood in silence for a bit
Kenny: Do you wanna read the script with me?
Kyle: Sure
One reading later
Kenny: Oh my god! It's perfect
Kyle: Whoah Dude! Better than the actual finale
Kenny: I know. It's fucking crazy
Kyle: But we still cannot tell our soldiers about this
Kenny: Agreed!
But little did they know, Filmore was watching them
Filmore: Wait till the Grand Wizard hears about this
Meanwhile
The warriors of the House of McCormick were preparing their weapons
Michael: Did anyone catch the spy yet?
Pete: Oh. I heard it was that Ike Broflovski kid. Filmore told me and he showed me Ike's "I hate the Game of Thrones finale" wristband
Michael: Whoah. Who knew a cute Canadian person-
Suddenly the PC babies start crying
Michael: What the fuck? I didn't say anything offensive that time
Kevin: You're supposed to describe Canadians as "Person or people of Canadian culture" when around people of PC culture
Michael: Well it's fucking bullshit
Kevin: Michael. I think it's best if you don't speak. Because I'm sick of these babies crying
Michael: Goths are superior you stupid conformist
The PC babies continue to cry
Pete: God. I hate those babies
Michael: You can say that again
Pete: What are we gonna do about them? We can't even share our opinions anymore
Michael: I know what to do
Pete: What?
Michael: We kill them
Pete: Whoah whoah! Too goth
Michael: I guess you're right that is a little extreme
Pete: Could we suggest something less drastic?
Michael: We could just send them somewhere else when they're asleep
Pete: Oh yeah that works
Michael: Than it is settled. We get rid of the con...babies of PC culture tonight
Pete: Yeah
Meanwhile at the Raisin brothel
Wendy: Stan! Why the fuck are you here at this slutty restaurant?! Is this where you spend some of your nights?!
Stan: It's actually a hide out. I've been hiding here after the Game of Thrones finale
Wendy: So you saw the Game of Thrones finale and said "I know. I'll hide out in a place with sluts. Don't care what my girlfriend thinks!"
Stan: I've been hiding here because they know this is the last place I'd be
Wendy: What?
Stan: My Friends would usually ask me "Hey Stan wanna come to Raisins with us" and I'd reply "Get a girlfriend guys come on". I didn't go to Raisins because I thought I'd be betraying you and I didn't wanna do that
Wendy: But you went to Raisins after the Game of Thrones finale
Stan: Not after. Ever since the finale aired the armies of Kupa Keep were split, those who loved it took Kenny's side and those who hated it took Cartman's side. I didn't know what to make of the finale and they threatened to exile me if I didn't come up with a decision. But I told them that this conflict was pointless and they banished me for that choice. They later sent attack squads to try and kill me. But I tricked them, I left my helmet by a cliff leading people to believe I was dead. Technically my character. I hid at Raisins so no one would find me. I usually go out as The Knight Rider to keep an eye on the kingdoms and that's how I became a legend and I also taught myself how to play a flute
Wendy: You could've just hung out with me if you wanted to get away from it all
Stan: I feared they might search your house and maybe mine
Wendy: I am still pissed off that you decided to hide out in a place with sluts
Behind Wendy were three very pissed off Raisins girls
Lexus: I think you need to get out
Wendy: Why?
Porsche: You're referring to us Raisins girls as sluts. We do not have sex with boys or give them blow jobs at the back
Wendy: Than why do you go out at the back with them?
Mercedes: To show them our Raisins
Stan: Wendy. I really need you to be sa-
Wendy put her hand on Stan's mouth
Wendy: Why would you exactly wanna be sluts?
Porsche: Waitresses
Wendy: Whatever. Do you even care about your education? You could grown up to be a lawyer or a doctor or a teacher
Lexus: Let's kill this bitch
Stan got out of his seat and drew his sword
But in the process many other customers drew their swords
Porsche: What you gonna do? Attack us Raisins girls?
Stan: No. I'm giving you a warning to back off from her
Lexus: Why should we?
Stan: Just Stand down and there will be no trouble
Maurey: Is there a problem?
Mercedes: Yes Maurey. That slag over there just called us sluts
Stan: Don't insult her
Suddenly a grown man wearing a cloak appeared in front of Stan and Wendy
Cloaked Figure: Please Son. That's enough. Listen my son and I will make our leave
Stan: And my girlfriend, Dad
Cloaked Figure: Yes Son
Maurey: Well they ain't leaving until she apologises for insulting the waitresses
Cloaked Figure: Very Well
The cloaked figure grabbed Maurey and kicked him in the balls
Cloaked Figure: Anyone else? Good. Because I don't wanna get the living crap beaten out of me with plastic swords. They may not be real swords but they hurt like hell. Come son and son's girlfriend. Let us exit this facility
Stan: Dad speak English
Randy: I am. It's called old timey English Stan
Raisins Ext.
Stan: Look. Thanks Dad for helping me out
The Cloaked Figure removed his hood revealing Randy
Randy: It's alright Stan and you must be Wendy
Wendy: Yeah
Randy: I knew your Dad. Me and him we go back a long way
Flashback
Kindergarten
Young Sean was playing police Officer when young Randy snuck up behind him and kicked him in his balls
Randy: Nerd!
3rd grade
Young Sean was walking along the hallway when young Randy snuck up behind him and kicked him in his balls
Randy: Nerd!
High school
Sean was in the bathroom using the urinal when Randy snuck up on him and kicked him in the balls
Randy: Nerd!
The church about 20 years ago
Sean was getting married to Deborah
Father Maxi: Do you Sean Testaburger take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
Sean: I-
Before Sean could finish his sentence, Randy snuck up behind him and kicked him in the balls
Randy: Nerd!
Flashback ends
Randy: Oh yeah. Those were amazing times
Stan: Dad what were you thinking about?
Randy: Sorry. I was just having flashbacks
Stan: We've been standing here for 1 hour waiting for an answer out of you
Randy: You were? What was the question again son?
Stan: Why are you dressed up like that?
Randy: Because Stan there's a war coming and I'm gonna be on the right side when it happens
Stan: What war?
Randy: The war of the wars
Stan: Huh?
Randy: Sorry Stan. I am joining this group who hate The Game of Thrones finale and they told me I had to be vague as possible when somebody asks me a question
Wendy: But you said there was a war coming
Randy: Forget I said that. Now I must leave. Come my noble steed
Stan: You have a horse?
Randy: Yes I do
But the horse was really a donkey
Randy: Now ride
But the donkey was moving very slow
Randy: See ya son
Stan: Your car is just right there
Randy: No I must stay true to Game of Thrones logic
Wendy: But it would be easier
Randy: Do not question the awesomeness of Game of Thrones!
Stan: Well that's my Dad
Wendy: What did he mean by war?
Stan: I don't know
Wendy: I am still mad at you
Stan: Look Wendy I'm sorry
Wendy: Stan! Did you have any idea how I felt in there? Feeling betrayed that my own boyfriend went somewhere slutty! Instead of finding a better hiding place!
Stan: Wendy just let me apologise
Wendy: Go Stan! Just go!
Stan stood in shock
Wendy walked away with tears rolling down her face
Kupa Keep
Cartman was sitting on his throne
Cartman: Clyde is Mr Marsh coming?
Clyde: He's still a long way from us
Cartman: How far?
Clyde: Around 2 and a half hours
Cartman: Goddammit!
Butters: My league. I have news from our spy
Cartman: Indulge me, my dear paladin
Butters: According to our spy, Princess McCormick and Jew King Kyle have the script to the Game of Thrones finale
Henrietta (Girl goth): So?
Butters: But it's not just a script to The Game of Thrones finale, it's the original script
Cartman: Original?
Butters: And according to our spy he heard them say that it's better than the actual finale
Cartman: My God. Tomorrow at dawn. We begin our assault on the House of McCormick
Butters: But my league isn't the battle this Sunday?
Cartman: Yes Butters. But they have the script and we must acquire it. My fellow warriors, we will get the script and read it to ourselves. And than I will have Lady McCormick's head. By chopping it off with this axe my Mom bought at an antique show. We may lose many great soldiers, but this is our battle not theirs! The true fans will rise and the traitors will fall!
The army of Kupa Keep cheered
Craig: Wait! Wait! Wait!
Cartman: What is it Craig?
Craig: Your Mom lets you use an axe?
Cartman: Yes
Craig: An actual axe?
Cartman: Yes
Craig: What kind of fucked up Mom do you have?
Meanwhile
It was night time at the House of McCormick
Michael and Pete were sneaking around
Michael: Alright. Once we get hold of the babies we dump them off on a train to Canada
Pete: Sounds goth bro
Michael: Yeah. They won't survive a day there
Michael and Pete pick up the PC babies and head off to the train station
The train station
Pete: Alright I've asked the clerk and the train to Canada is just over there
Michael: Thanks Pete. Sweet dreams
Michael throws the PC babies on the train
Pete: That looked like it hurt
Michael: Why should I care?
Pete: Fair enough
Michael than notices Henriette and Firkle throwing the other PC Babies onto the train to Canada
Michael: I guess they had the same idea
Pete: Even though they are our enemies, they are still goth
Michael: Totally
The next morning
The House of McCormick
Kenny woke up and got dressed in his/her princess costume
Than Kenny went into the kitchen to have a pop tart for breakfast
Kenny finished his/her pop tart and entered outside to discover his/her army have been captured
Princess Kenny than got held down by Nelly and Butters
Nelly: Nice grip babe
Butters: Thanks honey
Kenny just cringed
Clyde: Presenting The Grand Wizard
Cartman entered through the crowd with the script in his hand
Cartman: Hello Lady McCormick. Long time no see
Kenny: You moron. The Battle was this Sunday
Cartman: Yes it was. But a little birdie told me about your script
Kenny: You mean you had a second spy?
Cartman: No I only had one
Filmore came up to Kenny and punched him
Kyle: Cartman this needs to stop
Cartman: Oh zip your Jew Elf mouth shut Khal
Kyle: That script has a power you yourself cannot control
Cartman: And that power is a more satisfying conclusion
Butters: My league I can't find the PC Babies
Cartman: The fuck! You guys lost the PC Babies as well
Michael and Pete just sat there pulling their goth faces
Cartman: It's strange because the PC Babies we had for our army vanished as well
Butters: And they were adorable
Cartman: Yeah they were not only were they adorable- Wait we're getting off topic. What shall we do to you your highness?
Kenny: Do anything! You can fuck me if you want
Cartman: No! I have a better plan. Since I have a very authentic axe maybe we should chop your head off and put it on a spike and maybe use it as a puppet or maybe a lamp shade or maybe use it as a candle holder
Kenny: Wow. You really wanna use my head for a lot of messed up shit
Cartman: Silence! Take her away to Kupa Keep for execution and the rest will just have to be prisoners
Meanwhile
Tegridy Farms
Stan was sitting on his bed looking at his phone at pictures with him and Wendy
Stan than got his Ranger Marshwalker outfit and burned it in the backyard
Sharon: Stanley. Have you seen the donkey and your father?
Stan: I don't know
Stan walked to the bus stop to South Park
As the bus entered South Park, it went past Randy still riding the donkey to Kupa Keep
Randy: Don't worry old girl. We'll get there in 4 hours
Stan got off the bus and walked to Testaburger residence
Stan knocked on the door
Wendy answered
Wendy: Oh. Hey
Stan: Can we talk?
Wendy: Alright Stan
Stan and Wendy went upstairs to her room
Stan: Look about today. I am sorry. I had no choice but to do it
Wendy: You should've thought how I felt Stan
Stan: Wendy. I didn't wanna do it. But because of all this and fear for my life. I just had no choice. I didn't wanna put you in danger at all and neither my Dad or the farm. Wendy if you wanna break up, I don't care I deserve it
Wendy stood in silence for a minute
Stan was about to leave
Wendy: Stan. I know you've fucked up real bad and quite frankly I'm still pissed off about it. But...I don't know Stan. Today has been really stressful
Stan: Look Wendy, what I did was awful and I admit that. But I screw up all the time, if our relationship is just perfect than it's not a real relationship at all, sometimes in a relationship the couples can screw up. We've both made bad choices in our life, my Dad has made god knows how many bad decisions in his life. We can't all be perfect Wendy
Wendy: Stan. That speech wasn't perfect, but I guess you're right. But I have a question
Stan: What is it?
Wendy: Did the Raisins girls show you their raisins?
Stan: No
Wendy: That's all I need to know Stan
Stan: So. You still mad?
Wendy: A little. But I'm not breaking up with you. We've broken up so many times that it just becomes unnecessary
Stan: Yeah. Sorry I broke up with you for my start up company
Wendy: Took you long enough to apologise for that
Wendy smiled and Stan smiled back
Wendy ran up to Stan and hugged him
Stan hugged Wendy back
Stan: You do realise you still have been marked?
Wendy: They haven't attacked today, so they must've forgotten about it
Kupa Keep
Cartman: I forgot we still had Wendy marked for death. Clyde, Token. Don't forget to go there later
Clyde: Yes your highness
Cartman: Now! Bring me her head
Clyde: You mean Wendy's?
Cartman: No you moron. I meant Lady McCormick's
Kenny was on his/her knees with her/his hands tied behind her/his back
Cartman: You ready Shelly?
Shelly: I'm supposed to be anonymous you stupid turd
Shelly was wearing a mask to make herself anonymous
Kenny looked at the crowd and saw Kyle watching
Shelly: Any last words?
Kenny: Yeah. Kyle is free
Shelly chops Kenny's head off
Cartman: Yes her head is mine. Wait what was her last words again?
Bradley Biggle: He's free! The Jew Elf is free!
Meanwhile at Strong Woman's house
Strong Woman was feeding River
PC Principal burst in panicking
Strong Woman: What's going on?
PC Principal: Emory, Harper, Bailey and Riley are missing!
Strong Woman: What?
PC Principal: I went by Eric Cartman's house and they weren't there and than I went by Kenny McCormick's house and they weren't there. I've looked everywhere
Strong Woman: Wait. You left our children at the hands of students
PC Principal: I thought it would've been fine!
Strong Woman: Fine? They are babies!
Narrator: Will PC Principal and Strong Woman find their children? Will Kyle be able to get far away from the forces of Kupa Keep? Will Stan and Wendy avoid the assault by Clyde and Token? Will the PC Babies survive Canada? How long can the goths keep their secret? Who's mind will the script corrupt next? When will Strong Woman and PC Principal stop arguing and try and find their children? And will Randy get to the battle on time? The thrilling conclusion to this trilogy will be coming soon. But to answer question 7, eventually they will stop arguing