Blond hair completely blocked his view of the road.

Wet, blond hair.

Bastard is late…, he thought, bringing his right arm to shoulder length to look at the watch. 1:30 AM, it read. They were supposed to meet up 30 minutes ago.

"Bastard…" Naruto said, the rain pouring all over his poor, drenched orange sweater.

"Referring to yourself while talking, I see," Sasuke said, emerging from the trees behind the bus station with an umbrella.

Naruto turned around, rain and hair half-covering his view of his friend.

"Why the hell did you just come out of the trees? And why the hell did you call me out at 1 in the morning? And most importantly, why the fuck are you late?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke smiled apologetically. "The rain slowed me down."

"You have an umbrella."

"I was looking for one."

"You told me it wasn't going to rain."

"That's what the forecast told me," Sasuke said, pulling out his phone and shoving the (obviously photoshopped) screenshot of the forecast from '3' days ago.

"It started to rain 15 minutes ago. You were supposed to show up 15 minutes before that," Naruto accused.

"Hehe," Sasuke said, pulling out a chocolate bar and shoving it into Naruto's face. "Here, a treat for you."

Naruto took the Kitkat, and committed a horrible atrocity by biting into it vertically.

Sasuke chose to ignore this act of crime against humanity.

"The forecast told me it was going to rain, but you told me it wasn't going to rain, but you happen to be the one who shows up with the umbrella," Naruto said.

"What a coincidence," Sasuke said, moving close enough so that his umbrella was covering the two of them.

"'Coincidence' my perfectly toned ass," Naruto said.

"You're right! You do have a perfectly toned ass," Sasuke said, grabbing a handful of Naruto's perfectly toned ass.

Naruto punched him in the shoulder, and Sasuke reluctantly pulled away before he could squeeze.

"If I were a female, I could sue you for sexual harassment," Naruto said.

"Luckily, you're not a female, so I don't have to worry about that," Sasuke said.

"Would you still grab my ass if I were a female?"

"Yup, even more often than I do."

"Figured."

The two of them continued to wait for the bus. Exactly 34 seconds of silence passed before Sasuke decided to start another conversation.

"You're drenched, man! Do you wanna cuddle or something?"

"No."

"C'mon, I'm sorry I made you wait out here in the rain… Forgive me please?"

"No."

"Do you love underage boys?"

"Y- No."

"Do you love me?"

"No."

"That hurts."

"I know."

A sudden gust of wind blew the umbrella from Sasuke hand, leaving the two of them exposed to the showers of rain that were pouring down from the sky.

"Good job, buddy. Real strong grip you got there."

"I'll gladly show how strong my grip is."

"... Gay."

Lmao