Saturday
It was Saturday morning and everyone in the Burtonburger household was fast asleep, except for Kat.
She was busy double and triple checking the house to make sure there weren't any triggers that may make her mother try and pry into her love life.
Flipping a stained cushion here, hiding a loose "toy" there, and deciding whether or not to just incinerate Coop's bed sheets once he got up.
"This is such a pain" she said to herself scanning her surroundings for what felt like the millionth time.
"But I think I'm done, whew" she continued "I guess all I need to do now is tell Coop what he should and shouldn't keep his mouth shut about.
Walking upstairs into Coop's room, Kat hopped onto the bed and nuzzled him awake.
"Hm? Oh hey it's only 10:00 what's up?" Coop asked starting to wake up.
"Come on we got a big day ahead of us, we have to get ready for my mom" she spoke.
"Oh right, so what's the plan then?" He asked.
"Well I took care of any cleaning now you just need to keep your mouth shut and pants on got it?" Kat ordered "especially the 2nd thing"
"Huh, I feel like I should be telling YOU that, what with all the times I've need-"
"I'm being serious Coop if my mom finds out what we've been up to I'll never hear the end of it, do you know how many times she's asked me about grandkits this month alone!" She said cutting off Coop.
"I can take a guess" Coop responded, secretly having talked to Kat's mom several times before.
"Well whatever your guess is, triple it and you might be close" Kat groaned reminiscing over her mom's constant what at this point felt like nagging
"So since you've been up cleaning what I'm assuming has been all morning you want me to make us breakfast?" Coop asked.
"Ahh now that I can get behind" Kat smiled.
The couple then made their way downstairs, Coop going into the kitchen and starting to cook a meal for the two while Kat laid down on the couch, scrolling through the many channels the TV had to offer eventually stopping on some show about a bunch of muscular guys trying to fight some blonde dude in Egypt.
"Eh its bizarre enough I guess" Kat said to herself.
"Hey Kat!" Coop yelled from the kitchen "breakfast is ready"
Kat just facepalmed and responded "just bring it in here you big lug" she grinned to herself as she heard Coop sigh from the kitchen as he began making his way over to her.
Coop walked in carrying two plates of waffles and sausages setting one of them down next to her and taking his seat on the couch. Before he could even get comfortable Kat had already begun scarfing down what was on her plate.
"Geez, you act like your food might run off on you or something" Coop remarked.
"Shush" Kat responded in between bites.
Coop just chuckled and rolled his eyes as the two enjoyed their breakfast in front of the TV.
Eventually the two were close to finishing their food when Kat decided to get Coops attention.
"Hey Coop" she called
"Yeah"
"Watch this"
Kat slanted her eyes grabbing the last sausage on her plate, gently caressing it, before licking it up and down, her long feline tongue wrapping itself around the piece of meat, before she gently pushed it past her lips, shoving the whole thing down her throat causing it to bulge out before finally swallowing it whole with an audible gulp and a satisfied look on her face as she patted her full stomach.
Coop just looked at her with a deadpan expression.
"You really are something else" he commented, keeping a straight face.
"What you're not impressed, I can do it again if you'd like~" she teased reaching for the sausages on his plate.
"Weren't you were worried about your mom hearing about these kind of things?" Coop responded swatting her paw away from his plate.
"What I'm just eating, what's so wrong about that" Kat said innocently.
Coop just sighed and continued eating.
-Later that day-
Coop was alone up in his room, Kat downstairs being pampered by Millie, currently making a call on the "borrowed" catnipian collar he got thanks to a certain someone's help.
Coop pressed a few buttons on the collar then watched the center piece flash green for several seconds before a static hologram appeared in front of him.
"You rang" Eve answered with a grin as she came into view on the hologram.
She was lying in what seemed to be a spaceship making its way through the stars, sitting comfortably on her back as she answered Coop's call.
"Yeah I was just wondering, why'd you decide to come for a visit today" Coop asked.
"Hmp Kats been stressing about it hasn't she?" Eve asked rolling over onto her stomach.
"Yeah, it was honestly pretty funny" he chuckled.
"She was always silly like that even as a kitten, just the cutest!" Eve reminisced "But anywho the reason I'm coming down is a surprise for the both of you so I can't say just yet" she finished.
"Jeesh are all Kats this mysterious and vague or is it just your family tree?" Coop teased.
"Don't worry sweetie, you and Kat will love what I have planned, see you two soon!" Eve said waving goodbye then ending the transmission.
"Well that felt pointless" Coop said to himself.
"Though I can see where Kat gets her looks" Coop said to himself as he thought about Eve's figure.
Eve looked alot like her younger offspring, but with more defined signs of maturity. She was about half a head taller and she had a much thicker set of thighs then Kat, though the way Kat's been sneaking treats and food scraps meant she was steadily closing the gap.
"Gah what am I doing" Coop said to himself "I can't be thinking about Kat's mom like that!"
In an attempt to get his mind out of the gutter Coop got up from his desk and decided to go see what Dennis was up to this afternoon.
Walking downstairs past Kat who was enjoying a thorough belly rub from Millie he made his way to the door telling her "hey I'm gonna head over to dennis' for a bit"
"Ok Coop, me and Kat will be right here" she responded.
Coop made his way out the door and began walking down the street to dennis' place, the thought of the seemingly voluptuous nature of Kat's family beginning to leave his mind as he took in his surroundings.
Eventually reaching his house Coop walked up to ring the doorbell when Dennis came running by the side of the house.
"Woah where's the fire dude?" Coop asked.
"Oh man I'm in for it now, I was practicing my soccer skills right when I kicked the ball too hard and it bounced and broke my mom's favorite vase!" Dennis yelled in terror.
"Alright dude how on earth did you break a vase practicing soccer outside?" Coop asked legitimately impressed and disappointed at the same time.
"Well I never said I was outside" Dennis corrected.
Coop just facepalmed at his friends stupidity, but he secretly knew he's probably done something just as if not dumber in his lifetime.
"Ok so the vase is broken how long do we have before your mom finds out" Coop asked refocusing on the task at hand.
"Well you see that's why I was running she kind of already knows" and no sooner did Dennis finish his sentence did the two hear his mom scream from the back door signaling impending doom.
"Gottagodudeseeya!" Dennis yelled before bolting for his life.
Not long after Dennis was gone Coop saw his mom running into the front lawn wielding a broom and a look that could kill. Not wanting to be roped into anymore shenanigans than he had to in one day Coop just decided to leave and go back home.
"And here I thought dealing with my alien girlfriend's mother would be the strangest thing I'd be doing this weekend" he spoke to himself as he walked home.
It was a little past 4 as Coop made his way back home, honestly quite bored as he walked through the front door until he saw Kat sitting on the couch or at least he thought it was until he got a better look at her and realized it was Eve.
"Hey Kat guess who just walked through the door!" Eve said.
The actual Kat appeared from behind Eve looking ever so slightly dismayed.
"H-hey Coop guess who came early" she said.
"So Kat care to introduce me to this cutie pie" Eve asked.
"Mom you already know who Coop is, I've told you about him over the phone several times" Kat responded.
"More like several dozen" Eve whispered.
Kat just glared at her as Coop made his way over to the couch.
"So where's Millie?" He said taking a seat.
"She's upstairs in her room, doing what I don't know" Kat replied.
As Coop listened to Kat he idly pet Eve, scratching her head and drawing a soft purr out of the mom.
"Ahem" Kat spoke out "you have two hands" she finished leaning into his side.
"You're adorable, Kat" Eve and Coop said in unison before pausing and laughing it off, much to Kat's embarrassment.
"So mom you said you had a surprise for the two of us when you showed up, now that Coops here care to share it with us?" Kat asked.
"No not just yet but don't worry it'll be worth the wait" Eve replied.
"You do too much you know that" Kat said.
"You're my daughter what do you think that says about you" Eve rebuttaled.
Kat just rolled her eyes and continued to enjoy Coop's petting. The three sat there in front of the TV, Coop introducing Eve to all the different types of entertainment earth had to offer her. Her interest gravitating towards the numerous travel channels, being a surveyor and all.
"Oooh, Coop What's that!" Eve asked staring at a city seemingly planted in the middle of the ocean.
"Honestly I haven't even seen a city like that before" Kat chimed in.
"That's Venice, Italy it's a pretty cool place, super old too"
"That looks like a great spot for a honeymoon if you ask me" Eve commented.
"Mooom" Kat groaned.
"Hey I never said your honeymoon so that's just means you're already two steps ahead of me" Eve continued teasing.
Before Kat had an aneurysm Coop decided it'd be best for the three of them to go upstairs and talk about something else.
"Hey Eve you want to see my room it's a whole lot more interesting than what's on the TV" Coop asked.
"Sure Coop I'd love to see your bedroom~" Eve said clearly misinterpreting on purpose.
Kat and Coop just stared at each other worryingly about the series of events they may have just set in motion.
Eve on the other hand was already making her way to the staircase unconcerned with what the other two may be thinking.
"Nice move on the word choice dork" Kat said nudging Coop in the shoulder.
"Yeah not one of my brightest moves" Coop said as he scooped up Kat and began walking upstairs.
Once the two reached Coop's room they were in for a shock, or at least Coop was, Kat on the other hand just facepalmed and wished she was dead. On Coop's bed Eve was currently presenting herself to the two, her tail hiked high up giving them both a clear view of her glistening sex.
"Oh c'mon don't look so down Kat, you knew I had to sample the goods sooner or later unless you have something else in mind" Eve said slyly.
"You haven't even been here half a day not to mentio- you know what. Forget this!" Kat groaned hoping out of Coop's arms onto the bed, lying down on her back next to her.
"Forget her Coop she's too old for you anyhow" she said as she spread her legs apart "close the door and lose the pants so we can show her how its done" Kat said giving her mother the stink eye.
"Wha- wait- you- her- my be-" Coop continued to stutter as his brain tried to process the events unfolding before him. One minute ago he was watching TV with these two and the next they want him to..
"DOOR, PANTS NOW!" Kat yelled growing impatient and eager to shut her mother up.
Coop closed the door then fumbled getting his pants off, the reality of the situation finally beginning to catch up with his little friend making the article of clothing that much tighter.
"Well I'm glad I raised a daughter with good taste~" Eve complimented as she eyed Coop's half naked body.
"Just ignore her Coop you already know what to do" Kat said as he walked over and started caressing her.
"Mmm that's it" Kat moaned as his hands brushed over several of her nipples on their way down to her nether.
"Ahem as Kat stated earlier you have two hands" Eve remarked shaking her ass slightly to draw some attention.
Coop obliged to her not so subtle request and used his other hand to start fingering Eve's pussy. It already being wet meant his digits found very little resistance as they worked their way to Eve's g-spot.
"mmMMM, I might need to get my own human at this r-RAte or maybe yOU'LL need to start sharing yOURS Kat! AH!" Eve moaned.
After Coop found the right spots he focused on circling his fingers on them making Eve jump and push back onto him creating a lewd *schlic* sound when he pulled out and pressed back into her.
"If you talk like that again I'm putting you in an old cats home as soon as possible" Kat snarled.
Coop, realizing that Kat could still talk coherently, decided to ramp up the ante of his other hand so now both parties were being fingered with equal gusto. The pair were quickly enough reduced to a pile of moaning kittens as they grabbed and humped Coop's hands. Anything to get more inside of them.
"Ah C-Coop I'm about to-" Kat started as she went over the edge.
"Me tooOO" Eve followed as she reached her orgasm.
The two squirted onto Coop's hands leaving them sopping wet as they rode the waves of pleasure brought about by them.
*huff* "I can see why you always talk about this boy so much" Eve said to Kat half out of breath.
"If you're out of breath already you could always leave us two to our own devices" Kat mocked.
"And miss out on THAT" Eve said gesturing to Coop's dick which was now standing at full attention "you know damn well not a single Kat is hung like that back home" she finished.
Before Coop could offer a thank you for the compliment Eve decided to take matters into her own paws, stepping over Kat so now the two were on top one another she layed down pinning Kat underneath her and told Coop.
"Go on I'm sure you can handle both of us"
Coop just stared at the sight before him, now with the two directly atop each other he could definitely see that Eve was a fair bit "wider" than her daughter which gave him a lot more purchase as he grabbed onto Eve's haunches and slid himself in between the two felines cunts.
Being pressed between the bodies of his current lovers was almost as good as being in them their smooth skin felt amazing against his cock as he thrusted between the two. Both of their holes leaking onto Coop's shaft allowing him to slip in and out of the makeshift feline sandwich.
"F-fuck I'm getting close guys" Coop exclaimed.
"You're doing great, ah, keep going" Kat replied.
By now Coop's crotch had a thin layer of mixed juices which gave off a wet *plap* every time his hips came back into contact with the two aliens.
"Guys I'm cumming, MMPH!" Coop yelled.
As Coop reached his orgasm Eve lifted her body up so only her and Kat's stomachs were pressed together making the passageway, for Coop's cock tighter while also allowing his head to peak through as he began to cum, coating Kat in a thick layer of semen before Eve laid back down, licking some of it off Kat's, now quite messy, face.
"Nice to know he's healthy too" Eve commented as she continued licking.
"Mom! I can clean myself, thanks" Kat complained from midst of the tongue onslaught.
"Wow that was.. different" Coop commented tiredly
"KIDS I'M HOOOME" A booming voice from the bottom of the staircase bellowed.
All three parties shot up after hearing those words and began scrambling once they heard a series of footsteps follow suit.
Coop quickly pulled his dick from the confines of the two felines then quickly flicking the nearby lightswitch bathing the room in darkness then running back to his bed picking up the two Kats and hiding them under the covers where he followed shortly after right as his bedroom door opened.
"Hey Coop how have ya been" His Dad asked completely unaware of the debauchery that just unfolded.
"O-oh h-hey dad, I've been doing fine" Coop replied, hoping his dad didn't see the lumps the two, still quite cum covered, Kats made under the sheets.
"Ah good to hear! But just wait until you hear about my trip, I showed up every other fisherman there!" His Dad said clearly about ti begin a long winded story.
-underneath the covers-
"So I'm assuming the guy talking is Coop's father" Eve whispered.
"No, whatever gave you THAT idea?" Kat mocked sarcastically.
"So much sass in one little feline" Eve retorted.
Kat just ignored her and began licking off any remaining fluids from their previous sexual misadventure.
"Hey you're forgetting something" Eve pointed out.
"What"
She then gestured to Coop's flaccid penis which was still covered in it's own fluids and a liberal coating of their pussy juices.
"You don't mean- right now?" Kat asked in disbelief to which Eve just nodded.
Kat thought about it for a second then grinned naughtily before dragging her tongue across the length of Coop's shaft, chuckling when she felt his body tense from the sensation.
"Many paws make light work as they say" Eve whispered before joining Kat's licking frenzy but focusing on his balls instead. Caressing one while giving the other a thorough spit shine. The two of them relishing in every twitch and small spasm Coop's body made as they cleaned him the way only a feline could.
-Back above the blankets-
"And then I had to bail out the boat using just my shoe!" Coop's dad explained clearly enjoying retelling his tale of 'heroics'.
"Wow dAD that's really coOOL" Coop stuttered as the constant licking from two specific beings was beginning to get to him.
"Hm? You okay Coop?" His dad said as he began walking towards him from the door frame.
"I'M FINE! er I mean, yeah I'm doing just fine" Coop quickly interjected. "You know dad I think you should REALLY save this story for the morning so both me and Millie can hear it, don't you agree?"
"Hmm. You know Coop you're absolutely right Millie would LOVE to hear this story especially the part where I-"
"OkgreatI'mgoingtobednowgoodnightbye!" Coop said before quickly turning the other way and slamming down on to his pillow pretending to be asleep.
"Oh um okay, goodnight!" His dad said slightly confused by the weird display before leaving and closing the door.
As soon as he did Coop threw off the blankets to see to slightly embarrassed but equally self satisfied Catnipians lounging between his legs.
"Really guys?!" Coop scolded.
"What you were dirty so we gave you a bath" Kat commented.
"I have to agree with Kat you were pretty filthy after all we did" Eve added.
Coop just looked at them at a loss then, deciding their was no real point in arguing, just laid back down in defeat.
"You two will be the death of me you know that right?" He chuckled.
To which the two of them, more so Kat, just grinned before joining him, this time above the covers and going to sleep.
-The next morning-
Sunday morning came and Coop finally heard the entirety of his Dad's story, which was honestly oddly entertaining. And also found out that, unsurprisingly, it was Eve's plan all along to come for a visit and get a good orgasm or two out of it, much to Kat's annoyance.
The three of them later went for a walk over to the woods where Kat and Coop first met to see her mother off as she prepared to leave.
"Well Kat it was a blast seeing you and you stud of a boyfriend" Eve teased as she called her ship.
"It was fun seeing you too mom even if I'll have grey hairs by the time I'm in my 30s now" Kat said back.
"All part of being a family. Oh and speaking of you two better get on that I want grandkits sometime this millennium please" she commanded.
"Alright just get on your lousy ship" Kat said shooing her mother along "say bye Coop"
"Um bye Eve" he said as he waved her off.
"Seeya later cutie pie and remember if Kat decides not to woman up you could always call me! I may be older but I'm still ferti-"
*SLAM* the door to Eve's ship went as Kat closed it with as much force as she could muster.
"You see what I have to deal with" Kat said as Eve finally took off.
Coop just chuckled, leaning down and petting Kat.
"Yeah you sure got your hands full with her" he quipped.
"No kidding" Kat replied.
"Well I have to go see if Dennis is still in one piece, he broke this vase the other day and his mom was livid" Coop said as he began to walk off.
"Oh and I left you something on the desk in my room" he added.
By now Coop was a good distance away and Kat decided to go see what it was Coop had left her.
Walking back into the house she made her way upstairs into to Coop's room and saw a small red card on his desk with a drawing of her planets flag on it.
"This must be what he meant" she said as she picked it up.
Opening it up it read
Dear Kat,
It's been almost a full year since we've started dating and it's been the best year of my life, you have no idea how much I cherish the time we spend together you're really the best thing that's ever happened to me!
Love, Coop.
The letter was short and sweet but what really tugged at Kat's heart strings was the fact that it was all written in her native language.
Holding the card to her chest she relished in the fact that she found love in a place like this, if some fellow Kat had told her when she first came to earth she'd find a perfect mate, she would've looked at them funny then see to it that they get administered for psychiatric evaluation. But now that she was holding a note like this in her very own claws she couldn't be happier.
"Coop you big lug, what am I gonna do with you?" She said to herself.
The End!
It seems fitting that I'd wrap up this little saga exactly one year after I posted my first KvK fanfic, so tell me what did you guys think? I never expected my stories to get so much interest it really was a blast writing all this. I'll probably add some short one shot chapters every now and again, but for the meantime this is the end.
Thanks for reading!
