A/N: An outtake scene from The Chew Toy Improvement's second chapter phone conversation gone overboard, with a bit of naughty lyrics of Gregor Salto - Can't Stop Playing. Serious M crack. Since you guys liked so much the other chapters, I might post this one as well :) As for the real 4th chapter, no promises, sry. I still love everything Shenny, I hope I get my drift back...


There was a moment of silence on the line, he only picked up her breathing.

"Penny?"

"Hey, Doctor." Her breath sounds deeper and heavier than usual. Sensual. Even sexy.

"What are you doing right now?"

"I'm sorry. I can't help myself, Sheldon."

"What are you doing right now?" Sheldon added a touch of warning the second time. He hated asking the same thing twice.

"I can't stop... touching myself," Penny whispered to him. "Playing with myself…"

"Describe it for me."

"My hand is sliding under my panties."

"How does it feel?"

"It's wet. And hot."

"Is that all?"

"Moist, slick heat. Slippery." Penny's breathing grew heavier with every descriptive word she said, playing with herself.

"What are you touching?"

"My fingers are stroking my clit. Aahh…"

"And?"

"Slowly entering my throbbing canal just a bit."

"I want you to take off your panties, Penny. Put me on speaker and slowly pull them off."

"Ok. Ohh, they're so wet, Sheldon."

"Good. Lay them down and spread your legs apart."

"Uhuh..."

"Now, bring your fingers gently back to your clit. Touch around it. Slowly. Dip your middle finger into your slit. Do it slowly."

"Ooohh..."

"I want you to take off your bra. Undo the clip and take it off."

"Ok."

"Now, slowly knead your breasts with both hands. Slowly tweak your aroused nipples."

"They're so hard..."

"Good girl. Bring your right hand down back to your pussy and keep kneading your breasts with the left one."

"It feels so nice, baby… Mmmfff..."

"Add a second finger and dig deeper into your clit. Do you like what you are feeling, Penelope?"

"I love how it feels. So hot. So wet. And the smell."

"What does it smell like to you?"

"Musky…" her voice grew husky and sultry. "Like a deep enticing scent of promised pleasure, release, and freedom…"

"Lick your fingers now. Describe it to me."

"It's missing something. Something muskier… earthen… different." Penny panted as she tried to imagine that extra needed smell. Her tongue swirled around her fingers, tasting her own juices

"Masculine?"

Penny breathed deeply through her teeth causing a backward hiss. She stuck her fingers deeper still inside her.

"Something… Male?" Sheldon's voice flowed through the phone to her. It too had grown deeper, huskier, and more gravelly.

"Yesssss…" Penny hissed.

"Tell me…" Sheldon's voice grew more commanding. "...what else do you love."

"I love your deep commanding voice, Sheldon. I'm always thinking of you. Aahh..." Her hand moved faster, circling and fingering her sex, as her hips rose off her bed. Pushing into her fingers. Trying to fuck herself with them, while wishing it was his cock fucking her instead.

"What else are you thinking of?"

"I'm thinking about the experiment. How you stand over me. And test your toy on me. Mmmm, it feels so nice..." Penny moaned into her phone. "Your toy keeps fucking me hard, while you are standing over me, watching me."

"You enjoy me watching you?"

"Gods yes!" Penny moaned loudly. "When you are looking at me like you do one of your physics equations… that deep deep concentrated look like I'm…"

Penny felt her fluids suddenly gush between her fingers as she experienced an instant orgasm.

"...the center of my world?" Sheldon's voice was rough and breathy. As if this was affecting him just as much as it was her.

"Fuuuckk….." Penny felt a second harder orgasm from his voice saying those words.

"Explain to me why that affects you so much," Sheldon asked once her breathing slowed back down a bit.

"To be the center of that beautiful mind… knowing you are concentrating on me and me alone…" Penny's breathing picked back up as she spilled her secrets to him. "That I could hold your attention just as much as your one true love…"

"And if you already do?" Sheldon asked so quietly he was sure she wouldn't hear it.

Penny, on the other hand, had indeed heard it. Everything at that moment froze for her. She stopped thinking, stopped breathing, just… Stopped.

Sheldon picked up on the quietness on the other end of the phone. 'Drat!' He cursed in his head. "Answer the question, Penelope!" He said sternly out loud.

Penny's mouth opened and shut several times as her lust-filled mind tried to wrap itself around what she had heard.

"I am hanging up in 5… 4… 3…"

"There is no way that is possible…" the words burst out of her mouth before she could even think of something to say.

"Maybe… Tell me… would that please you? Would knowing that I can't get the sight of my device fucking you, out of my head?"

Penny's fingers started moving again without her realizing it. Her mind hung onto every word he was saying, while her body thrummed with more pleasure than she has ever experienced from masturbation.

"Well?" Sheldon pressed.

"More than I could ever explain."

"Do you realize you aren't the only one affected by all of this?"

"No… you never seem to be affected by anything sexual."

Sheldon let out a deep, husky, chuckle that sent pleasure straight down her spine to explode in her pussy. Her fluids doubled as her hand picked up the pace.

"Tell me…" Sheldon breathed heavily. "What are your fingers doing now? How wet are you?"

"Soaked!" Penny released the moan she was holding back. "Gods Sheldon… I have never been this wet from just my fingers before."

"Tell me what they are doing… in detail."

"My right leg is bent upwards toward my head. My left is cocked wide to the side. This gives me a better angle to thrust my fingers into myself."

"How many?" Sheldon's voice growled in her ear. It was as if he was stroking himself as well, but she couldn't be sure.

"Three."

"What are you imagining they are right now?"

"Your device."

She heard Sheldon release a very quiet sigh. "And what is the device doing?"

"Sheldon… I don't think-"

"Tell me!" He growled the order in her ear. He sounded nothing like the controlled, calm, scientist she knew he was. Instead, he sounded like really horny, pissed off male, who just found out that a toy was preferred over himself.

"It pushes deeper and deeper inside me. Faster. Harder. It stretches me to the limit. Making me cum over and over…" Penny rushed out.

"And this is what you want? You want my device too… fuck you again? To fuck you fast, deep, and hard?"

"Yes!" Penny exploded into the phone.

"You want to feel it pulse inside you. Feel the petals open up deep and self fuck you again and again…"

"Aahhhh... I feel like I'm about to explode!"

"Tell me, Penelope… Is that what you truly want?"

"I want you, Sheldon! I want you to fuck me!" Penny yelled out her truest desire. Her darkest secret. The one thing she has been denying all this time.

"How do you want me to fuck you, Penny?"

"Rough. Deep. Slam your fat cock into me, as far as it goes and don't stop. Don't be afraid to break me. Fuck me hard. Slam your whole body onto mine. I can feel your hot cock pulsating deep inside me each time. I wrap my legs around you and you bite into my shoulder as you come. You fill me full with your potent cum, you make me yours." Penny was spilling out her deepest fantasy to her neighbor, all while getting herself closer to the edge with each thrust.

"Even if I am not human?" Sheldon brought up the Avengers conversation form the other day.

"I don't care!" Penny was getting frustrated. Nothing she did with her fingers brought her more than quick, short orgasms that seem to only push her need higher. "I don't care what you are physical! You are the most amazing person ever. Fuck!"

"Problem?"

"I can't…"

"Can't what?"

Penny felt the tears of frustration trickle down her face as she shook her head side to side.

"Penelope… Are you not able to orgasm?"

"Yes and no. I keep getting short quick ones, but they seem to only push my need higher." Penny was sobbing in frustration.

"Penelope…" Sheldon's voice was soft yet still rough. "Would you like me to help?"

"Can you?" Penny challenged.

"Of course. But do you want me to?"

"Yes!"

"Then ask."

"..."

"..."

"...please Sheldon?"

"Please what?"

Penny smiled to herself. She had a feeling he would make her ask.

"Please… make me cum, hard… for you… Doctor." Penny asked between breaths.

"Lean against the headboard."

Penny complied easily, following all his instructions.

"Good… now place both feet flat on the bed so your knees are bent against your chest." Sheldon could hear Penny move so he continued. "Now spread them wide so they make an off shaped diamond."

Penny felt herself getting more and more turned on with each new instruction he gave her. If he was able to get her off hard enough from instructions. Then she knew all his claims about knowing the female body will be one hundred percent true.

"Good. Now do exactly as I say."

"Yes...Doctor." Penny heard the soft moan turned growl he let out when she called him Doctor.

"Take your four fingers on your right hand and run them over your vag… pussy. Get them nice and wet." Sheldon was now panting in her ear, causing Penny to moan loudly.

"Insert your wet fingers into your birth canal lengthwise. So that your palm faces to the left."

Penny moaned at the feeling of four fingers. She had done this before but it did nothing for her. This time seemed different.

"That's my girl…" Sheldon moaned into her ear. She wasn't even sure he was aware of it. "Push them in as far as they will go."

"Sheldon…" Penny moaned. "They are as far as I can go."

"Good… now stroke yourself gently for a moment." Penny complied and the slurping sounds of wetness being pumped filled the room. "Good girl. Now twist your fingers so your palm is facing upwards toward your face."

"Oh fuck!" Penny exploded as she did so. "Doctor… so full."

"Does it hurt?" Sheldon asked while panting.

"No… I just fill almost filled. Not quite to the max but close."

"Penelope…" Sheldon moaned.

"Yes?" Penny answered not realizing it was a moan.

"I am bigger…"

"Oh, fuck me!" Penny's eyes rolled at the thought of being filled by something so big.

"I plan on it…" Sheldon growled, not quite realizing what he was spilling to her this time.

"Doctor… please…" Penny begged.

"Are you fucking yourself?"

"Yes!"

"Still imagining the device?" Sheldon's control had finally snapped.

"Ahhh…."

"Answer me!" Sheldon snapped. "Now!"

"No!"

"Then what are you picturing right now?"

"You…"

"Me what?"

"Your...unngghh… Harder… Please…"

"My what, Penelope?"

"Cock!" Penny expelled on a moan. "Fuck me, Doctor! I'm yours...take me."

" $%#&%#% $% #% $#&&$%#%" Sheldon growled out on a loud moan.

Penny was sure she just heard Sheldon curse in his native tongue or something. It sounded so hot, that she honestly didn't care what he said. The fact that Sheldon… her Doctor… snapped so far that he spoke in some weird other language, almost made her cum right there.

"Oh, gods… Do that again…"

"Do what again?"

"Speak to me in that other language."

"Other language?" She could hear the hesitation in his voice.

"Doctor… you just said you'd fuck me alright in some weird sounding language."

"You… understood that?" Sheldon's voice dropped even further.

"Yes! Please, Doctor...I don't care what language that is. I won't even ask… just please talk to me. Tell me what to do next that way."

Penny heard Sheldon moan so deeply that she actually wondered if he was masturbating now, as well.

"Move your fingers in a come-hither motion. As if telling me to come to you." Sheldon told her in that foreign language. Just as she had begged him to do.

"UUGHHhhh... " Penny followed his instructions and felt her own fingers run over her G-spot. "Oh FUCK!"

"Do you want to cum for me?" Sheldon continued, still not switching back to English. He could tell just how much it was affecting her.

"Yes! Gahhh… Make me cum, Doctor. Make me cum, please!"

"Are you sure?" Sheldon knew he was never going to let her go after this. Not unless she stopped right now.

"Doctor…" Penny felt an odd sense of awareness fill her mind briefly. She instantly knew, there was no going back from this if she didn't stop right now. But… hadn't she been his for years? Hadn't she always been his? And him hers?

"Doctor…" somehow the name Sheldon felt wrong here.

"What?" he growled so deeply that it set her entire being on fire.

"Make… me… yours…"

"Cum Penelope. Now!" Sheldon ordered her as he felt his balls tighten and flood her fertile womb with his hot alien cum the next moment. He came so much more than she was capable of accepting, the excess began to drip across her ass and down onto her bed.

Penny exploded so hard when she felt his cum seeding her, she saw whiteness, then stars, then…


They both woke up gasping. Penny was covered in sweat and her entire body tingling from head to toe. She was now sitting upwards, touching her chest to catch her breath. Sheldon felt a big wet stain in his PJ bottoms, soaking the plaid fabric. He immediately darted straight under the shower without a word.

"What the hell?" Penny mumbled to herself as she laid back down. Her head fell onto the pillow, hair fanned around. "No more Mass Effect before bed… This is becoming a problem." She rolled onto her side and drifted back to sleep.