Get This Right (Parody)

Honestly I just wanted to write something fluffy.

"Come on Jaune-Jaune, it'll be fine." Nora looked over to her fearless leader who was currently taking deep measured breaths as he psyched himself up.

"'groan' She's gonna say no…" Yep totally getting into the mindset of a winner…

"No she's not fearless Leader, Ruby loves you."

"That's cause she doesn't realize she can do better." The peppy ginger rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, Jaune-Jaune, cause Ruby can do sooo much better than the world's greatest 'Huntsman'."

"See, you get it!" She sighed; she loved her brother in all but blood but he hadn't shut up about this for months. Finally, she felt a pat on her shoulder and turned to find Ren there smiling.

"Give us a moment." She nodded and Ren made his way to their leader as the Bullhead grew ever closer to Jaune's greatest challenge. He sat beside their loveable blonde who was slouched over, honestly the fact he could be this nervous and panicked on a Bullhead and still not let his motion sickness get him was a feat. He reached out squeezing his shoulder and Jaune turned to find his gaze.

"Jaune, I believe your blowing this out of proportion." Jaune shook his head though.

"No way Ren, I'm acting completely on point here." Ren shook his head.

"Jaune, you two've been together for how long?" Jaune smiled dreamily recalling that first night in Atlas so long ago.

"Seven years, Oum her hair was terrible back then. Hehe, not that mine was much better." Ren rolled her eyes while Nora spoke out at the outrageous claim.

"Fearless leaders hair was awesome and anyone who says otherwise can fight me!" The two boys chuckled at their third's cry. But Ren quickly went back on topic.

"And how long have you wanted to do this?" Jaune's eyes became more focused as he remembered back when Rubes had almost been done in by 'her'.

"Years…" Ren nodded.

"Then you shouldn't hesitate, isn't Ruby worth it?" The Arc shot up then.

"Of course she is! I didn't fight her psycho family for her hand for nothing! For Oum's sake Yang was the weakest! Tai even gave me his and Summer's rings after I pulled that miracle out my ass." As if to prove his point Jaune pulled out the small box with a platinum ring with a literal Ruby at its center, seeing it Ren smiled.

"So after all that are you just gonna give up." He paused and looked to his brother in all but blood before his eyes narrowed and that once in a blue moon look of determination flashed on his face. He reached out then grabbing the two in a hug.

"Thanks guys." Both smiled returning the embrace.

"Okay, well we're over Vale now right?" Ren looked to him confused.

"Yes, I'd imagine we be landing in Beacon in thirty minutes or so." Jaune shook his head before looking to the ship's door.

"Yeah, thirty minutes to land, an hour trip back to Vale and thirty minute walk to our apartment, no thanks." He made his way to the door.

"I need to see Rubes now before I lose my nerve again."

"Wait Jaune!" He didn't hear them behind the winds as he slid open the door, with a slight wave their way he bounced jumping off the ship and down towards the city knowing it like the back of his hand. Ren rushed to the edge of the Bullhead to look down.

"Go get her Fearless Leader, Renny better be your Best Man!"

"…"

"What's wrong Renny?"

"He dropped this, must have forgotten it when he was hugging us."

"… That's, not good." The air blew through his golden locks as he descended fast towards the rebuilt city, looking for any signs and landmarks he figured out where he was going and adjusted for his set destination. Slowly he let his aura manifest and to the people on the ground he appeared like a shooting star in the night's skiy.

Without hesitation he drew his shield and activated its energy shields triggering the gravity dust inside allowing them to act as makeshift Wings and allow him to glide downwards. Finally hitting floor he landed before a small apartment he'd been living at for the past two years. His confidence begun to crack with each step closer he got; tonight was date night after all… He shook his head.

"Come on man everything will be alright, like Nora says Craterface loves you." He finally reached his destination, Room 303 and abruptly broke into a mini freak-out. What was he thinking!

"This is crazy this is crazy this is crazy." Somehow managing to will himself to open the door he stepped in looking for the object of his panic only to find no trace of her.

"Jaune, is that you?" Jaune stilled at her tone before looking up her way and freezing in place standing there was girlfriend Ruby in a black backless dress with a 'very' low cut showing her very developed chest and a belt breakingly high cut in the dress showing off all her curves in the red frilly thing. She looked gorgeous and the black high heels certainly did hurt. Could anyone really blame him for spewing blood out his nose like a fountain cause he she wouldn't!

"Jaune!" Ruby broke into a mess of petals reappearing in front of him to wipe his nose, Oum she was beautiful… breathtakingly so. Especially with the cute way she done up her hair.

"Why, why are you dressed like that?" She tilted her head.

"Duh, its date night, you said Weiss got us reservations at some fancy smancy dinner place right?"

"Oh, Y-yeah."

that's right, they're going to that Atlesian place, super stuffy and junk that Weiss recommended where'd he… where'd he'd…

"Jaune are you okay? Your face is all red."

"F-fine! I'm fine!"

Oh brothers she has perfume on too, Oum does she smell good!

"Um Jaune…"

"Y-yeah." She blushed looking away.

"Your staring."

"'gulp' Yeah, sorry… I just." Gods he loved her, he wanted to propose here and now he loved her so much but he'd spent so much to set it all up even getting a band and taking lessons on how to sing from the Ice Queen herself.

"So after all that are you just gonna give up."

He calmed then, not enough to stop blushing but to make up his mind.

No.

Without warning he took Ruby's hand and guided her to they're table pulling out a chair, sure it wouldn't be something extravagant like he wanted but he needed to do this now dammit.

"Jaune? What's up?"

"'exhale' Ruby, there's something I need to tell you… Something big…"

"Okay, shoot." Jaune swallowed and reached into his pocket pulling out his scroll, setting it to the recording of the band he had for rehearsals.

Crap I can't remember the lines… Just have to adlib.

He felt nervous, this really was crazy, but a single glance back at her was all he needed to remember exactly why he was doing this and that she was far more then worth it. And so he begun.

"It's not you, it's me."
"The timing and the setting aren't what I thought they'd be."
"There's probably someone better for you out there anyway…"

How she'd picked him over Oscar, and her dozens of fans stumped him to this day.

"Maybe I just need some space."
"No, I should just come out and say~"

"I wanna get this right, baby."
"I wanna thrill you in the way you deserve."
"I wanna blow your mind, darling."
"I'm just having trouble getting up the nerve."

"I wanna give you what you want."
"I wanna be the man you choose."
"I wanna sweep you off your feet."
"Without puking on your shoes." Jaune reached for his mouth forcing down the urge, he'd skydived off a Bullhead surely he could be given some slack! Without wasting a beat he grabbed a dash of fire dust ignoring it to light the candle and set the mood.

"Maybe I'll do better in the candlelight"
"I gotta get this right"

Only for it to burst into flames, panicked Ruby readied to grab a smothering blanket being far to familiar with fires thanks to her sister.

"No, no, no, stay right where you are, I'll put out the fire, Rubes." Jaune quickly ruffled through his pouch until he pulled out a vial of ice dust and threw it the ice certainly doing its job to kill the fire but melting into a puddle, Ruby already was at a disadvantage in heels and succumb to their wicked ways when she slipped. But Jaune reached out supporting the rose and pulling her close.

"I wanna make you swoon, baby~"
"I wanna rock you with my righteous romance"

Playfully he twirled her and she smile, and wasn't the sight of those pearly white on that face just the prettiest thing in Remnant…

"I wanna set a mood, darling" And she deserved the best… rose a hand to gesture for her to wait while he readied everything. Turning he sprinkle the fire dust into the log lighting up the fireplace. Taking a breath he readied himself sweeping back his hair and working his best Neptune impression. Pouring a glass of white as red as her hair tips he walked up to her working a smile that'd put the hydrophobe to shame.

And seeing it she blushed for only a second before giggling and reach up on her tip toes to ruffle his head back to his familiar mop. All he could do though was star at her face so close, those beautiful silver pools at least until he felt his pants soak as the whine trickled down his cloths. He jumped back embarrassed.

"Are you okay?" He blushed at her looking at him curiously, of course he'd be bombing this.

Dammit Jaune don't stop half way through, improvise!

"I had planned to read a poem"

He pulled out the nice little haiku, curtesy of Ren only to find it ruined via red wine. Then he grabbed his guitar.

"I thought I'd play you a little tune."

And it wasn't tuned… Dammit! Okay all or nothing!

Reaching in his pocket he searched for the real star of the night.

"Ooh, here's a thing"
"I've got a ring."

Where's the ring…

"I didn't bring?-

Oh, shoot!"

Well, I believe that tonight was a bust, 'sigh' great job me…

Depressed he turned, not wanting to make a bigger fool of himself. At the very least he'd make sure to put Weiss's lesson to use to the bitter end and keep in synch with the song.

"So, this went very well, goodnight"
"I didn't get this right…"

"Jaune! It's okay! Come back!" Opening the door he left the small apartment, closing it he leaned against it looking up to the sky

"I've never been in love before"
"I don't know what I'm doing"
"I've never been too worldly in the ways of woman-wooing…"
"I'm freezing up, I'm blowing it"
"Not what I meant to do"
"I know how crazy lucky I am to love youuu~" He never noticed the small bundle of rose petals the manifest right beside him.

"Adorable, funny, brave, and brilliant"
"Beautiful, won't give up on anyone"
"You, oooh!"

"Aww! Jaune…" Having remembered just how amazing she was made him man up for another go.

Now or never Arc Up Jaune!

"I wanna get this right, baby~" She giggled at the low tone and he leaned in smiling looking as deep into her eyes as she did his.

'I wanna love you in the best way I can"
"I wanna make you cry~ -But In a good way!"
"By proving I could be your perfect man" He looked up and her eyes followed.

"I meant to write it in the sky"
"But I'll settle for getting on one knee"

Following his words he did taking her smaller hand in his, letting it glow with his souls light as its bright right embraced her scarlet hue.

"I plan to really try… to be the opposite of me…"

She deserved so much better than that, if he'd looked up he'd see just how much she disagreed.

"But Ruby, I will love you with all my might-"Even if he wasn't a Arc he'd sooner die then break that vow, with those words he rose his hand over his heart.

"I promise you~"

"… In here"

"~I've got that part right~"

He looked to her, she really was too good for him, and she deserved better than this, then him… With a somber smile he turned before he said something that couldn't be taken back and forced her into rejecting him…

"Or, maybe we should do this on some other night"

Yeah… some other day after he becomes a man worthy of her… She stared at his back, seeing him slouched, she knew she'd promised Nora she act surprise and like she hadn't spilled the beans but Oum dammit!

"Wait! Jaune Arc…" Her cheeks reddened as her face heated up, was this what Jaune was feeling his whole time?! He was feeling this worried and panicked and kept on even after so much went wrong. The big dummy! Forcing all her courage she spoke.

"Will you marry me?" He paused then and for several seconds there was silence, it was utterly terrifying to her until he turned eye corner's damp and a genuine dorky smile, the kind she fell in love with on his face.

"You got that right!" He opened his arms and no sooner did she rush into them and he spun them in circles. And she joined in guessing exactly which lines came next.

"~BABY, I'm gonna thrill you in the way you deserve"
"We're gonna get this right, darling"
"As long as we're together, we won't lose our nerve"

He lifted her into the air smiling like the dummy he was.

"I'm gonna be the man you want"

She pouted before breaking into petals to embrace him once more.

"Guess what? You already are"

"I wanna make your life the best"

"You're doing pretty good so far"

"We got the hard part over with"

He looked They eyes met in his embrace, seeing her above him was odd but certainly not unwelcomed.

"Now hold me tight"

She leaned in hugging him close before pulling away as he still held her up and they looked into each others eyes.

"We're gonna get this right"

And kissed both smiling like the dorks they were.

"Whoo, Encore!"

"'sigh' Nora…" the happy couple turned to see the remaining two of RNJR standing there Nora bouncing on her toes her Scroll up having recorded ever since Ruby had popped the question and sure she could get the rest from the security feed and Ren shooting a apologetic smile. Seeing them Jaune and Ruby smiled. And was sure they'd never be able to stop.

So thank Tumblr for this one, cause I was browsing through it and found two post I liked one a picture by Carnageknight92 posted by naughtyweiss of Ruby in a sexy dress and Jaune nose bleeding and then a post I can't find anymore by someone who pointed out 'Get This Right' a cut song and scene from frozen 2 is a perfect song for Jaune to sing to his ship no matter who she is. I agreed with that opinion and couldn't help but write this.

So here we are and I had a lot of fun writing this one, now then announcement time, I have been postponing adding to The Multiple Lievs of Jaune Arc and in that time I've wrote more then sixty chapters of this! Well I'm thinking its about time I return to my react fic, now with that being said I'm gonna probably finish to fic chapters I intend to add into that first session which I will be extending for a number of reasons.

1. People really like the small group of eight apparently, and originally I was going to up the numbers later on. So in respect to those people I will extend the first viewings numbers quite a bit.

2. So people asked me to show and react to Pineapple by Imyoshi, My Abominable Monster Classmates Can't Be This Cute by Mallobaude, Falling Snow by MahinaFable and Arc of the Revolution by Aleadrex And so with no real hopes I went and requested these to use… And I got permission to do all of them! And in Imyoshi's case to use all his Fanfics! All of them! So yeah… definitely gonna increase the views they see. Also got permission o use some of my personal favorites too like Smol Boy by Moist Mail Man, The Right Reasons by ChrisRainicorn, Immunity by Gamerof1458, Multiplayer by NeoShadows and other… Gods I love this community Jaune Fanifcs just to be clear not the RWBY FNDM as some of them can be pretty toxic.

3. I way to into writing these Jaune-Shots, its pretty fun.

Well anyways I'll be adding to the Multiple Lives soon is my point (Like a month or so) And it'll probably be three to four chapters to. Just wanna finish the second Chapter to Beyond Familial, You to can become a Hero (My Hero Parody) and a parody requested by some people Involving FMAB with Jaune as Maes Hughes. After that I'll be posting in the react fic so look forward to it.

Also Has anyone heard of a certain little series called Interspecies Reviewers? Just kidding, no self respecting weeb wouldn't know of it, I've read that shit since Chapter 1. so here's the question I wanna do a parody of it, essentially it would be like any other parody I do except when I get to the sexy parts I don't just skip but right the porn scene. So here's the question who should be Stunk, Zel, the Halfing and the beast-man. Jaune is Crim, Blake or Neon will the Catgirl who takes his first time, Weiss or Winter will be the bird girl and Yang will be the salamander from the BBQ brothel.

On another note whats your take on a Dying Light Parody?