[Opening]

A tall woman (she´s wearing a red and black bodysuit and visors. She herself has red skin and black hair) is standing on a what looks like warp pad behind her the night sky with stars. She´s standing between red stones with fire on them and blue stones with water flowing down behind them.

"We are the crystal gems." The woman says and removes one of her gloves, revealing a red gemstone on the inside of her left hand and a few falling stars fall down, "Garnet."

A small plump woman (with long pale lavender hair and bright lilac skin) lies on top of a tiger and a lion. She pulls her shirt down a bit, revealing her purple gemstone on her chest, "Amethyst."

A tall and thin woman (with peach pink hair and ivory skin) spins in some water before revealing her white gemstone on her forehead, "Pearl."

A girl with shoulder-length black hair, green eyes and slightly pale skin. She´s pretty tall for her age and thin build. She wears a black leather jacket, a green shirt with a yellow star on it, dark blue jeans and sneakers.

The girl shows her left hand, revealing her green gem.

A short plump boy with black curly hair and slightly tan skin. He takes off his shirt to reveal his pink gem on his belly button.

"And Alex," The girl says with a smirk.

"And Steven!" The boy cheers.

"Why did you took your shirt off, Stev?" Alex asks.

STEVEN UNIVERSE AND ALEXANDRA CRYSTAL GEM (Universe)

created by Rebecca Suga

Fanfiction and Alex created by ApertureScience09 (Alias: Author-chan, Clod and grammatic incorrect person.)

[End of the Opening]

Steven eats potato chips while he leans over the couch, staring at the Warp Pad (which is surrounded by colourful stones). He was obviously waiting for him

Alex meditates peacefully next to him.

The ward pad shines with light as Pearl, Garnet and Amethyst warp in, taking on different poses.

"You're back!" Steven says.

"Took you long enough," Alex says still meditating though she has a small smirk on her lips.

"Hey Steven, Alex, look at this!" Amethyst pulls out a small cackling Electric Skull.

"Woah, what are you, crazy?" Pearl knocks the skull out of Amethyst's hand and steps on it, destroying the skull.

"Steven threw his chip bag behind him, "What the heck was that?"

"I don't even wanna know," Alex says shaking her head as she got out of her meditation position.

"An Electric Skull, our Crystal Palace was swarming with them," Pearl explains, sitting down on the couch and wipes chips crumbs off the couch.

Amethyst sits down on the couch next to her and Garnet looks out of the window.

Amethyst opens her fanny-pack and takes something out. "They were after this." a small circular hourglass was glowing floating in her hand.

Steven seems to be entranced by it, "Can I see it?"

Alex rolls her eyes.

"Yeah, sure." the hourglass stops glowing and floating.

"No! It's extremely powerful, we shouldn't have even brought it home." Pearl says.

"Garnet, tell Pearl to let me see the thing-" Steven says but she puts her finger on his lips.

"Shh...Steven, it's probably best if we don't touch it. We don't know if it could take us to the past or the future or an alternate dimension." She says with a small smile.

"Aw, man. I wanna come next time." Steven reaches over and grabs his ukulele, sitting down between Amethyst and Pearl.

"I even wrote us a song. Alex and I are going to sing this on our adventures." Steven says.

"We are?" Alex says as she looks at him.

"It's like..." he strums the ukulele. "If you're..."

"Please, don't..." Alex starts but Steven starts singing ignoring her.

Steven: "If you're evil and you're on the rise, you can count on the five of us taking you down, cause we're good and evil never beats us, we'll win the dight and then go out for pizzas."

Alex: We... are the crystal gems, we'll always save the day."

Garnet starts to clap as she smiles at Alex, Amethyst and Pearl joining her.

Alex blushes slightly: "And if you think we can't, we'll always find a way. That's why the people of this world believe in... Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl-"

Steven:" And Alex and Steven!"

The Gems applause to them.

Alex tries to hide her blush and looks away.

Amethyst chuckles, "What's with the part about pizzas?"

Steven shrugs, "That's just the best scenario."

"You wanna sing that during battles?" Pearl asks.

"Yeah."

"Not really," Alex mutters.

"Why?" Pearl asks.

"Because I'll look really cool!" Steven says.

Pearl chuckles, "You'll look ... like a clown."

Pearl and Amethyst laugh.

Alex hides her smirk behind her hand.

"Hey! Don't make fun of Steven. "Garnet scolds them as Steven crosses his arms.

"Look, Steven, you're still too young to come with us." Pearl tells him as he sits down, "You and Alex don't even have powers in your gems."

Steven lifts up his shirt to look at his Gem while Alex looks at her own gem with a little frown.

"But we wanna help!" Steven says and Alex nods slightly.

Amethyst reaches around inside her fanny pack, "Why don't you two grab us some doughnuts?" she gives him a wad of money and hints at it.

Alex notices it but doesn´t say anything.

"Ok! Come on, Alex," Steven says.

"Ok," Alex says as she follows him with her hands in her pockets.

They both walk out of the house and skip down the stairs. Steven looks in his hand and finds the hourglasses floating and glowing.

He gasps, "The thing!" he grabs it and runs over to the Big Donut, opening the door.

"Steven, I don't think...we should... Argh! Who cares?" Alex shrugs it off as she´s walking behind him.

Lars and Sadie talk to each other until they notice Steven and Alex."Well if it isn't Steven and Alex, of the "Crystal Femmes". Lars smirks.

Steven sighs heavily, "Shut up Lars." Alex says as she lies the money lazily on the counter. "Just give us three doughnuts."

"You want me to connect them with a hot dog?" Lars asks.

Steven gasps, looking at the "Dog-Nut" ad, "Oh, no, they're not for us. It's for Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl."

Sadie takes the money while Lars gets the doughnuts," What are they anyway? Witches or Ghosts or something?"

"They're Crystal Gems and they save the world, like all the time. And me and Alex are Crystal gems too." Steven tells him.

Lars walks over to Alex and Steven, dropping the bog on the counter, "Aren't they all like, hot girls? You're not exactly a hot girl, Steven."

"Well, IF he would be a hot girl he wouldn't be talking to you. " Alex says with a smirk as Steven grabs the bag of donuts and they both walk off.

"Good one, Alex!" Sadie says laughing. Alex turns around and waves at her.

"Not exactly a hot girl. Well, if I was, I wouldn't be talking to you." Steven gasps, facepalming himself. "Aw, I should have said that instead of you. That's really funny!"

"Yes, you should," Alex says next to him.

All of sudden, they were taken back into the Big Donut.

"-not exactly a hot girl, Steven."

Steven looks around confused before saying, "Well, if I was, I wouldn't be talking to you!" he triumphantly laughs.

Alex smirks next to him.

Sadie laughs as well, "Steven, good one." she high-fives him.

"You're a joke! You know that right? You're a big joke!" Lars says frustrated.

"What's wrong Lars? You trying to win the biggest Jerk of the year award or what?" Alex asks as she grabs the bag of donuts. "Come on, Steven let's go before this loser starts to cry... I bet his tears aren't even half as salty as his personality." She says as she walks after her brother.

Steven takes out the hourglass, "The thing, did it let me do that comeback to Lars?"

"You mean it let you steal mine come back," Alex says shaking her head.

"Ugh, what's his problem anyway? Calling me a joke. Must be tougher for you Lars, at least people like jokes. Ah, that's what I should've" Steven gasps happily when the hourglass takes them back into the Big Donut.

"You're a Joke! You know that right? You're a big joke!"

"It must be tougher for you Lars, at least people like Jokes!" Steven laughs as he grabs the bag of donuts and runs out, now having three bags of donuts in his hand.

Alex looks with a concerned look on her face.

Sadie laughs, "Oh Steven, you're on fire!"

"Did you taught him that, Alex?" She asks her.

Alex smirks. "Nah, it's not that hard to roast Lars. Right, Lars? You need a tissue or something to wipe off your tears?" Alex asks mockingly.

"I'm not crying, idiot." Lars snaps at her.

"Oh, so that's just your salty personality, shining through your eyes then," Alex says as she waves at Sadie before she follows Steven.

"Steven, listen...I don't think it's a good idea to use this ... hourglass ... thing." Alex says worried but Steven ignores her and bursts through the door, running over to Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl.

"Of course, why listening to what I say?" Alex rolls her eyes.

"I was at the Big Donut, and Lars was giving me trouble, and he was like "You're a Joke!" and then, the thing..." Steven takes out the hourglass, "took me back in time, and I was like-"

"Wh-why do you have that?" Pearl looks at Amethyst and stands up, "Why did you give him that!?"

"He wanted to see it! I was letting him see it!" Amethyst says.

"We've been protecting that Hourglass for a thousand years. Now that it's activated, it can only be used by you for its chosen purpose. What did you use it for?" Pearl asks.

"Comebacks...?" Steven says unsurely while Alex shakes her head slightly with a small smile on her lips.

Amethyst starts to laugh.

"Comebacks? You used it, for comebacks?" Pearl adds slightly shocked and frustrated.

"Look outside," Garnet tells them and they walk towards the window to look outside.

The Electric Skull wanders around outside, bringing in thunder clouds as Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Alex and Steven run over to the Big Donut.

"This is bad," Alex says bluntly.

"We let it right to us. Oh, Steven, it can see the holes you've ripped in the fabric of time." Pearl states.

"Steven! Why are you such a butt face?" Garnet asks.

"W-w-what?" Steven asks, looking hurt.

"Gems! Call your weapons!"

Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl summon their weapons. Pearl summons a spear, Amethyst a whip and Garnet gauntlets. Alex and Steven just stand there.

"Yeah... you just do what you have to do... while we just stand here," Alex says amusingly crossing her arms.

The Electric Skull grabs Pearl and throws her away. Amethyst attempts to save her with her whip but she was thrown against the Big Donut sign and the sign fall to the ground together with Amethyst.

Garnet punches the Electric Skull, pulling one of its hair tendrils out.

"Is this normal? Are we winning?" Steven asks.

"Yeah, we totally win this. It definitely looks like it. Pearl and Amethyst are just pranking you." Alex says sarcastically.

"Really?" Steven asks her.

"No!" She says as she facepalms herself.

"Alex! Not it's not the time," Garnet says.

Alex shrugs. She looks at Steven and notices that he tears up. "Oui, you okay there, Stev?" She asks him.

"No,... I can't help them. I-I'm... a butt face." he takes out the hourglass, "Why am I such a butt face? I know you are but what am- No, that's not good enough! I-I can come up with a better line than that with my... butt closed. Oh, that doesn't make any sense!... Uh, Butt face, why Am I-" Garnet gets shocked with lightning.

"Ehm... I think you should hurry up, brother," Alex tells him concerned and annoyed at the same time.

"Uh, butt face, I can't...help it...WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?!" the hourglass activates.

"Why are you such a butt face?" Garnet asks.

Steven, had his eyes closed before he opened them, "I can't help it, what's your excuse?"

Garnet gasps, "You did it. What happened?"

Steven and Alex look around, "Get back!" he pushes the Gems away as he and Alex get thrown up near the Donut sign.

"Get up here!" Alex calls with her arms crossed as the Gems jump up, the five hiding behind the sign.

"We can't get close to it but we've got to take out its hair tendrils! Everybody push!" Steven says as they all push the sign except for Alex.

"It's time to cut your hair!" Alex says she kicks the sign. It gives the sign a final push and it falls on top of the Electric Skull, pinning it down. Lightning blasts it, burning its hair, and the Electric explodes as the thunder clouds disappear.

Steven, lands on the donut with a victory scream.

"We saved you, we saved you! And you guys! I wish I could've told you this morning, that this "clown" and his sister were going to save your lives." the hourglass activates one final time.

"Great." Alex facepalms annoyed.

Pearl chuckles, "You'll look, like a clown."

Pearl and Amethyst laugh.

"NOOO!" Steven yells, throwing the hourglass on the floor, breaking it into pieces.

"Finally," Alex says as she sits on the couch.

"It's okay Steven. You're our clown. "Amethyst told him.

"Yes, a very hilarious clown." Pearl agrees.

"Hey! Don't make fun of Steven. "Garnet scolds.

"Yeah! This clown and his sister are gonna save your lives." Steven smiles widely.

"But Steven...this never happened," Alex says as she looks at him. "You´re such a butt face."

"Well, I can´t help it...what´s your excuse?" Steven counters.

"My excuse? I was turned into a butt face and you were born as a butt face." She says smirking.

Was that a foreshadowing? Steven asks author-chan.

Who knows? Author-chan shrugs

Garnet? Alex asks and looks at her.

NO SPOILERS Author-can says before Garnet could say anything.

(*Ahem* Anyway... the appearances of the Crystal Gems (Garnet, Pearl, Amethysts and Steven) will change after the Pilot so I´ll put their appearance in the Cookie Cat Chapter (basically Ch. 1) as soon as I finish rewriting "Opening Song" Chapter.

I hope you enjoyed it. See you in the next Chapter.