Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, or the What's Your Werewolf Name quiz

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Lily paged through the muggle teen magazine. They were her guilty pleasure. In times like these she figured she was allowed at least one, small, harmless guilt pleasure.

"Hm. 'What's Your Werewolf Name?'. Let's see. Mine would be... Fierce Paw. James would be... Rouge Paw. Remus would be... Scarred Fang. Sirius would be..."

Lily burst out laughing. Oh, this was perfect! And Remus and Sirius were coming to dinner tonight! She started laughing again.

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The four of them were sitting around the table chatting after dinner. Lily waited for a lull in the conversation to bring up up the magazine.

"Remus, I found something in a muggle magazine I thought you'd find interesting. It's about your furry little problem."

"Oh?"

Lily handed him the magazine.

"'What's Your Werewolf Name?' Really Lily?"

"Well, what is it?" Sirius demanded.

"If we've been calling you by the wrong name all these years, as your best friends we must correct this!" James declared.

Remus rolled his eyes. "Its Scarred Fang, which makes no sense at all."

"Let me see what mine is." James snatched the magazine from Remus before Sirius could grab it. "Rogue Paw. That's not so bad. I am as dashing as a rogue!"

"My name must be even better. I'm much more handsome than you, Jamsie." Sirius took the magazine. "There is no way this is right!"

"What?" James demanded. He tried to grab the magazine but Sirius moved it out of his reach. A scuffle ensued, which resulted in Remus grabbing the magazine.

Remus checked Siruis' name and promptly burst out laughing.

"What!" James demanded, but Remus was laughing too hard to answer him. James grabbed the magazine to look for himself. "Moon Moon! Your werewolf name is Moon Moon!"

Lily started laughing. Sirius pouted.

"Moon Moon is such a stupid name! If I went to a party everyone would be like 'oh, crap, who brought Moon Moon! He'll ruin it!' I'm too pretty for this!" Siruis' friends had no sympathy for his whinning.

"Well, the name kind of fits. You can definitely be an idiot," Remus said as he wiped tears from his eyes."

"Oh, shut up Wolf McWolferton!"

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A/N: The 'Wolf McWolferton' refers to the fact that both 'Remus' and 'Lupin' mean wolf.