Summary: Pissy and tired, Hikigaya Hachiman retaliates, as unexpected.

Characters: Miura Yumiko, Hikigaya Hachiman

[14:02] Do you ever wonder why we're put on Earth?

(14:05) No. Because life is meaningless, and youth is a lie. We simply grow, wither, and age to die.

[14:06] Wow. Okay. Someone's angsting today. Wanna share with the class?

(14:08) No.

[14:09] If you don't quit your baby-talking, I will smack you.

(14:09) Do it, you won't.

[14:10] You know what? Fine. Have it your way.

(14:23) Glad to see you're finally learning. Maybe you can teach the rest of the sheep the very same thing.

[14:26] Karma is going to kick your ass.

[14:27] Maybe not today. But it will. And I'll be the one laughing.

(14:32) Woe is me; a mythical force that doesn't exist is going to make me suffer.

[18:47] Did you cry when you found out that Ace died?

[18:48] Onii_chans_OP_jpg

(19:01) My sister is a traitor to all brother-kind.

[19:05] Oh my God. THAT'S HILARIOUS.

(19:07) Please stop. You sound like my ex. Seriously. She said that all the time.

[19:07] KGDFSJFJHFIOHIUF?! What. You have an ex?

(19:10) Uh. Yeah. Most people our age do.

[19:12] …..

(19:14) ?

[19:15] I just can't imagine you being with a girl.

(19:16) Yeah, me neither at the moment.

[19:20] Are you… you know..?

(19:21) I'm comfortable in my own skin, thank you very much. I know what I like and I know who I like.

[19:22] That totally does not answer my question. But okay then.

[19:23] So uh, exes aside, who are you into then?

(19:24) The pinnacle of human beauty.

[19:25] Not to be arrogant, but that sounds like me. But at the same time, it doesn't. What the heck?

(19:29) Huh. Guess old dogs really can learn. Oh, and yeah. Definitely not you.

[19:31] Rude!

[19:31] Btw, totally going to bug you about this until you tell me.

(19:33) Again: do it, you won't. I'm not gonna break.