Omnisaurus: Hey guys, what's up? I got back from a family trip a couple days ago and checked the poll results. So yeah, you got yerselves a new story and-

Audience: *Boos and starts throwing tomatoes at Omnisaurus*

Omnisaurus: Whoa guys and gals, chill! I know it's not Shapeshifter of Kuoh, but I have to write multiple stories or else I am going to get bored of writing just one and lose my passion for it. Therefore, I am writing another story alongside Shapeshifter of Kuoh. Also, where the heck did you guys get the tomatoes from?

Purp: *Snickers at the back of the crowd while giving away free tomatoes at a produce cart*

Omnisaurus: The hell Purp?! Is this because of that cameo I made of you in my Rath in a Hat chapter?

Purp: *Throws a tomato and nails Omnisaurus between the eyes with it*

Omnisaurus: Yeah, that's definitely it. I said I was sorry dude! Chill out already!

Purp: *Pulls out a rocket launcher and aims at Omnisaurus* Any last words Omni?

Omnisaurus: ... just a question.

Purp: Then go ahead and ask it.

Omnisaurus: If I shamelessly advertise your story Jurassic Tail, would you let me liv-

Purp: *Shoots a rocket and explodes Omnisaurus* Asshole. Anyways, audience, enjoy the chapter while I go look for a way to revive Omni so I can blow him up again. And for the record, I co-wrote this chapter, so my cameo in this chapter has my approval.

The space between universes...

The space between universes was... well, the space between the universes. Not a whole lot to say there except it's really freaking big.

It's almost impossible for most mortal beings to describe or even imagine in any sense. If a mortal being had the ability to view the space between universes, then everyone would describe seeing it in a different way. Because of that, the author won't even try to attempt to describe the space between universes. For simplicity's sake though, imagine a universe with an infinite number of galaxies.

You've imagined it? Good. Now turn imagine that universe is a multiverse and every galaxy is actually a universe. Congratulations: you now can picture the following scene in your head.

You're welcome.

Floating through and watching this multiverse were two beings, each large enough that the universes they floated over and next to were but specks of dust to them. One of them resembled a Rathalos from the Monster Hunter series, only purple in color. The other being was a floating theropod dinosaur that I won't go into detail describing all the details of because that would take way too long.

"I'm bored," the dinosaur said as he casually plowed through a few universes, unknowingly bringing about the end of countless beings in each of them. The purple Rathalos sighed as he closed his eyes and focused, which brought the universes back from destruction and revived the earlier countless beings that the dinosaur had just killed.

"Wow, that's just about as interesting as the last nine million times you've said it within the past hour," the purple Rathalos muttered sarcastically in a voice loud enough for the dinosaur to hear.

"Shut up Purp."

"Bite me Omni."

"I will if we don't find any entertainment soon. There's nothing to do here!"

"How the hell are you bored?! We have flipping omnipotence! We can do anything we damn well please and you're bitching about being bored when you could just screw around with the life of some poor mortal from any one of these universes!"

The purple Rathalos, whose name was Purp, finished his angry/annoyed rant before pointing his wing at a nearby universe to prove his point. The dinosaur, who was now known as Omni, gained a thoughtful look on it's face before shrugging, finding the idea acceptable.

"Alright, that sounds good. What do you suppose we do?"

"I dunno. How about we just pluck some random overpowered character and place them into a different universe from their own before watching how they handle life in an unfamiliar setting."

"That sounds like the start of a bad fanfic or self-insert Isekai anime in the making," Omni deadpanned.

"I'll let you manipulate fate so that the main character gets a harem," Purp said, making no move to deny that statement.

"Which overpowered character are we sending to the haremverse?" the theropod asked quickly, changing his tune on a dime as he examined nearby universes. Purp just shrugged, holding in his laughter at Omni's sudden interest in this endeavor.

"Anyone," Purp said, examining other universe close to him. "Superman, Son Goku, Naruto Uzumaki, Natsu Dragneel..."

"No, no, no and no," Omni replied as he found a suitably universe to send the character to.

"Issei Hyoudou, Saitama, Alucard from Hellsing, Eren Yeager, Doomguy..."

"No, no, no, no and Hell no."

"Ha, that's funny. Doomguy and Hell. Ha." Purp released an awkward cough when Omni gave him a deadpan stare instead of laughing and continued sorting through the different universes close by.

"Batman, Kratos, Kirito, Hercules, Red from the Pokemon games…"

"No, fuck no, maybe, no and no."

"Oh, how about Rex Salazar from Generator Rex?" Purp asked, having found one particular universe's overpowered character particularly interesting. "I feel like there are few stories-er, I mean universes where he ends up with multiple girls."

"No, not him," Omni said, not even looking at Purp. "I have plans for some universes' Rex Salazar for a later date, but I'm not screwing around with Generator Rex stuff for now."

"Suite yourself. Ben Tennyson sound good?"

"You know what? Yeah, he sounds good. The abilities of the Omnitrix kind of fits with the universe I've chosen to send him to."

"Really?" Purp asked as he flapped his wings over to the universe that Omni was hovering over. "Let me see where we're sending him to."

A moment of silence as Purp and Omni scrutinized the universe that our protagonist would be sent to soon. This silence went on for an impressive ten minutes before Purp decided to speak.

"... well Omni, I'm not questioning your tastes in waifus…"

"Good."

"But seriously? A monster girl world?"

"I blame Highschool DxD, Re:Zero, Monster Girl Encyclopedia, Overlord, Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid & Monster Musume for my love of and fascination with monster girls," Omni replied shamelessly with a stupid smile on his face. Purp sighed and rubbed his face with his right wing.

"Of course you do ya damn furry."

"Hey, I am NOT a furry! Furries are those creeps that get turned on by shit like Zootopia, Jungle Book and Disney's 1973 Robin Hood. I like monster girls, which is completely different from being a furry because they're mostly human that are a small part or, at most, half monster; not just anthropomorphic animals."

"Sure..." Purp said with an eye roll, obviously not believing any of it. "Why the hell are we even having this conversation right now?"

"You started it."

"I did n-" Purp shut his eyes and took a deep inhale. He exhaled and repeated the steps a few more times to calm himself down before looking back at Omni. "You know what? I could start a debate and fight with you all day about this, but it wouldn't be worth it. Let's just send Ben to this universe."

"Aye aye captain!" Omni said with a mock salute. Purp groaned and held his wings up to his head. He was going to need a cold one after this.

...

You know how life loved to just throw curveballs at you at the worst possible times for seemingly no reason other than to make things more difficult than they need to be? That was basically what Ben had been going through lately.

Ever since the defeat of the Dagon a year ago, Ben Tennysons's life had been filled with curveballs. And not just the ones where some new seemingly unbeatable supervillain showed up every few months to threaten the universe or the discovery of some secret alien town underneath Bellwood. These were very different curveballs, although sometimes Ben wished they were one of the former.

The first and most tolerable one came in the form of his Grandma Verdona moving to Earth to be with his Grandpa Max so that in the case that another incident like the Highbreed Invasion or Dagon's invasion happen, she could be there to fight alongside him. It was initially awkward at first, with her having tried to force Gwen to go full-on Anodite mode in the past, but that quickly faded away.

The second came when Gwen and Kevin left Bellwood to attend Friedkin University. Ben was understandably sad upon seeing them leave, but he understood how badly Gwen had wanted this. And after saving the universe multiple times alongside him, who was he to stop her? She deserved a chance of success and happiness outside of being a superhero. Besides, it wasn't as if he would never see them again. They were only about an hour's drive away should he ever need or want to see them.

His third surprise was when Julie was offered the opportunity to go overseas to pursue a tennis career in France. Upon being offered the opportunity, she discussed it with Ben to try and convince him to come along with her. Unfortunately, that offer was given to him at around the time that a criminal known as Khyber the Huntsman was after Ben.

Ben had wanted to go, he really had. However, he knew Khyber wouldn't give up just because Ben moved overseas. While Bellwood was used to the occasional alien villain attack, he knew that some town in France wouldn't be able to adapt to the change. For that reason, Ben told Julie that he would be staying.

After explaining why he couldn't go, Julie had wanted to stay with Ben in Bellwood. Many talks later though, Ben had managed to convince her to not let him hold her back from doing the things she wanted to do in life. It took dozens conversations between the two of them over the course of several weeks, but in the end the two of them had decided to break up with each other.

One of the three reasons for this was that their relationship had been growing more and more strained over time as Ben started dedicating more of his time towards fighting crime and being a Plumber. The dates that they did go on were usually interrupted by one of Ben's enemies and overall ended on sour notes nowadays.

The second reason was that they figured out a long-term relationship wouldn't work. Their relationship was strained enough as it was while they were living in the same town. But add several thousand miles to that? There was no way their relationship would be able to survive that.

The third and final reason was that, frankly, they realized their lives were just going in different directions. As much as they wanted to deny it, their lifestyles, responsibilities and interests were causing them to naturally drift apart, causing the two of them to become distanced from one another. All it would take to completely ruin their relationship now would be one more disagreement like the one they had about the Flame Keepers' Circle and they would hate each other.

Rather than wait for something like that to happen, they decided to break up but remain as good friends. It was a difficult choice for both of them; tears were shed and the two would be a bit downtrodden for a few months afterwards, but they both knew they had made the right decision.

The final surprise came with a sudden increase in Plumber forces and superheroes all across the Milky Way Galaxy. After the near-success of Dagon in invading their dimension, the citizens of the galaxy realized the need for more people like Ben Tennyson. The call to take action rose in small-time heroes and gifted people across all worlds, leading to a drastic increase in Plumber recruits and up-and-coming heroes.

This rise in law enforcement coincided with an increase in supervillains wanting to take advantage of populaces panicking over a possible return of Dagon. Fortunately for the public, the superheroes outnumbered the supervillains 3 to 1. The Plumbers outnumbered supervillains 200 to 1, give or take a few.

This wave of new heroes brought about an era of peace for the galaxy and brought crime down significantly. Ben still had to deal with a number of supervillains too strong or dangerous for other heroes like Vilgax, Albedo, Zs'Skayr, Khyber the Huntsman, Malware, Dr. Psychobos, the Incursean Empire and Maltruant, but he noticed that after each time he placed them in Plumber custody or defeated them, it took longer for them to return and attack him (minus Maltruant, who he may have placed inside of a perpetual time loop).

Plumbers and superheroes were getting stronger, smarter, more well-armed and more cautious, making it harder for them to return to Earth unnoticed. Nowadays, Vilgax was lucky to even get within a light year of Earth's solar system.

It wasn't just intergalactic criminals that had it rough; Dr. Animo, Zombozo, the Circus Freaks and most of Ben's other Earth enemies were having hard times themselves. With alien civilizations wanting to create diplomatic relationships with the homeworld of the Omnitrix bearer, even a regular police officer had access to weapons that could easily take down an entire horde of thugs.

It was this decrease in crime, lack of girlfriend and absence of both his best friend and cousin that led us to Ben's current predicament.

Ben was bored.

He felt slightly bad that the main issue in his life at the moment being boredom, but he couldn't help it. During the days of either the Highbreed, Kevin or Dagon being an omnipresent threat, Ben had needed to drop out of school to focus all of his time and energy into fighting them and their DNAlien/Esoterica minions.

Once Dagon had been taken out of the picture, Ben's plan was to return to school and catch up on everything that he had missed. But then came Khyber... and Malware... and then the Incurseans invaded... basically, lots of shenanigans came up and stopped Ben from attending school yet again.

By the time that Ben wasn't up to his neck in supervillains, he had come to the conclusion that going back to school would only make it a target for his enemies and endanger the lives of the other students attending. Because of his fear of going to school without putting others at risk, Ben started being homeschooled and dedicated his free time to Plumber training.

Ben's increase in Plumber training and duties led to him becoming closer to his friends Cooper Daniels, Helen Wheels, Manny Armstrong and Alan Albright. Nowadays, the five could be seen hanging out together both during and outside of their Plumber duties.

Like right now. Only they weren't hanging out; they were in the middle of running away from a giant robot with several hundred thousand dollars of stolen money inside of it.

Now, you may be wondering: why was Ben and his friends currently running away from the robot? Well, that's an interesting story.

Earlier that day, the five of them had been enjoying a nice lunch at a nearby burger shop after finishing their regular morning Plumber patrol. Everything had been great: no criminals on the loose, Undertown was peaceful and their had gotten to end their shifts early. Life was good. But just as their food was being brought to their tables, a disturbance in the peace was detected.

That disturbance in the peace was a wheel from an exploded car in the distance flying through the window and destroying the food that the waitress had been bringing to them on a tray. The waitress was fine, but the same couldn't be said about the group's lunch.

With lunch positively ruined by the mass of rubber barreling through the window at 180 miles per hour, the five agreed that an investigation into the cause was probably warranted. Fortunately for the group of friends, they didn't have to go far to find a large group of thugs, both male and female, trashing Bellwood's Main Street while stealing anything and everything that caught their eyes.

Leading the groups were Rojo and Fistrick, two of Ben's few villains that still had yet to be caught by any sort of law enforcement. The pair was standing before a bank that looked like something big had caved the front of in, the two seemingly discussing something.

Deciding not to waste any time in crossing two villains more off the list, the five friends had immediately leapt into the fray and rapidly started to defeat the combined forces of Rojo and Fistrick. Cooper had rapidly assembled a mech suit from the surrounding debris, Helen ran around and took down thugs before they even knew what hit them, Manny just punched everyone who came close, Alan shot flames from his hands to prevent anyone from being overwhelmed and Ben became Clockwork, who would freeze time to dodge attacks before unfreezing time as he got next to his opponents and punched them with his metal hands.

"Give it up Rojo and Fistrick!" Clockwork shouted in his usual German accent as he unpaused time, punching a male goon into unconsciousness. "We all know it's only a matter of time before Plumber reinforcements get here."

"Ugh," Ben's four friends sighed out in exasperation from behind the Chronosapien.

"Really dude?" Alan asked, fire-blasting one of Rojo's thugs into a wall. "Did you seriously just drop a time pun on us?"

"Yes," Clockwork replied after stopping time to knock out two more of Fistrick's underlings. "Now stop complaining. Overlord didn't complain when I said that his time was up."

"Who?"

"He means Captain Nemesis," Helen informed, using her superspeed to dodge a round of laser blasts being fired at her. "He changed his name to Overlord after he kidnapped Jennifer Nocturne."

"Oh," Alan said out loud, a frown now adorning his face as he took in that new bit of information.

"Guys, we don't have time for casual conversation," Clockwork interrupted the two hybrids, unknowingly dropping another time pun on them.

"Seriously dude, stop with the time puns!"

"That time it wasn't intentional, I swear!" Clockwork said after stopping time again to dodge a round of laser fire, unknowingly making a third time pun.

Helen was about to break off the bickering between the two when what sounded like metallic groaning echoed from the hole in the bank. Rojo and Fistrick looked to one another and shared a smirk before turning their attention back to the Plumbers.

Now, you may be wondering why the two of them were smirking. Well, the author doesn't want to give anything away but it may have something to do with the giant robot rising through the roof and consequently breaking said roof as it rose.

The collective jaws of Cooper, Helen, Manny and Alan all dropped at the robot's reveal while Ben merely transformed back into a human and raised an eyebrow; the robot may have been impressive by most peoples' standards, but Ben had dealt with much bigger and more impressive foes.

The robot was sixty feet tall and orange in color with a red spikes lined along the top and back of it's head like a mohawk. It had a humanoid build and bulky limbs. In it's hands were a dozen or so safes, each most likely filled with money.

"That's your big reveal?" Ben asked as he started scrolling for Humongousaur's icon on the Omnitrix. "A big brute robot? I can get Rojo trying one against me, but I thought you would have learned after I destroyed your Class 12 Armoured Mecha Suit Fistrick."

"That suit was my pride and joy bro!" Fistrick yelled out in anger, a few tears comically flowing out of his eyes as he remembering how Ben had destroyed it as Gravattack. "I'm going to get you back for trashing it!"

"Uh-hu," Ben said, obviously not caring too much about the thug's threat and settling on Upgrade instead of his Vaxasaurian form. "That's nice. I'm just going to go on ahead and take control of your robot now if you don't mind."

"Don't bother Tennyson," Rojo said with a nasty smirk on her face. "We did our homework for this one. It's made out of metal so tough that even a Vaxasaurian can't dent it, been treated with an anti-aging solution that stops it from being aged by your Chronosapien form, outfitted with elemental resistances and has firewall defenses to defend against Mechamorphs and that freaky, little metal bug-man you have."

"Then I'll just have to give you a sample of my heaviest hitter then," Ben replied, scrolling up to a certain alien's icon. "A Way Big sample!"

Ben slammed down on the Omnitrix, blinding everyone with a green flash. When the light died down, Ben's team expected to see a massive To'kustar and the villains expected to see some alien form that they had never faced before.

Only the villains expectations were met.

In Ben's place stood an alien slightly shorter than Ditto and significantly more colorful. The new alien resembled a humanoid beetle with small, turtle-like arms and legs that were segmented. The face looked similar to a turtle's face with sunken green eyes and nostrils. However, it also had two antennae ending in yellow bulbs. His shoulders had blue plating similar to a short's sleeves. The skin of the transformation was dark green except for the middle of the stomach, which had a blue, yellow and red circular pattern on it. On Ben's back rested a blue shell that had a red rim and had red spikes extending from it. Between the alien's antennae rested a red armor plate and on that plate lie the Omnitrix dial.

Silence reigned the area as Ben looked himself over. Nobody knew what to expect, but everyone remained on edge in the case that this alien prove to have some dangerous ability. In fact, Fistrick was half expecting the alien to be some sort of living bomb.

"Huh," the alien said in a high-pitched voice as he raised his arms and examined himself. "This is a new guy."

Upon hearing Ben's newest transformation talk, Rojo and Fistrick started snickering and relaxed while Ben's gang chuckled and laughed. No words needed to be said for everyone to convey to Ben how ridiculous they thought his voice sounded.

"Ha ha, laugh it up guys," Ben grumbled as he tensed up and prepared to run at Rojo and Fistrick. "This guy may look funny, but he's going to save the day. Trust me."

"Dude, I can't take you seriously when you sound like you just swallowed a can of helium," Manny said, wiping some tears from his eyes. "What are you gonna do, turtle them in to submission?"

"Be quiet and I'll show you what I can do," Ben muttered under his breath. Unfortunately for him, he wasn't quiet enough and spoke loud enough for the two villains to hear. Rojo and Fistrick stopped laughing after hearing that but they still wore a smirk and smile respectively on their faces.

"I don't think so bro," Fistrick said, looking up at the robot's body and giving it a nod. "We're on the verge of the biggest payday of our lives and we're not about to let you get in the way of that. Corvo, do the thing!"

"Amarillo! Azul!" Rojo shouted to the robot, not turning around to look at it. "Fire them up girls!"

The robot's head nodded and it extended it's two hands towards the group of heroes. The Plumbers all expected for a beam of some kind or a missile to fire from it and braced for attack. It never came. Instead the robot's arms morphed into the familiar shape of a weapon that Helen and Manny knew all too well.

"Oh crud," Manny said, taking a cautious step back from the machine. "They have giant Null Void Projectors on their robot. Not good."

"There's more too," Rojo said with a sadistic smile as the robot's chest opened up and revealed an even bigger Null Void Projector coming out of it. The robot wasted no time in aiming it's three weapons at the group, at which point the points of the Null Void Projectors started glowing blue. It didn't take a genius to figure out what that meant.

"SCATTER!" Cooper said as he used his mech suit to quickly leap out of the blast zone. Manny did the same while Helen ran out and Alan blasted away. Ben tried running away too... only to discover that he would have a better chance of winning an arm-wrestling contest with a body builder as Grey Matter. Whatever species his alien form was, it was obviously not made for running.

"Great, I'm just a colorful, slow guy who literally has a target on my belly," Ben bemoaned to himself as he continued trying to run. "This can't get any worse."

The universe/author(s) were all too happy to prove Ben wrong.

"Seriously bro?" Fistrick asked with an amused smile as he watched Ben try to flee. He grabbed the laser gun hanging over his shoulder and took aim at the colorful alien. "I don't even need a giant robot to take you out right now."

Fistrick pulled the trigger and shot a laser round at Ben. As it came within ten feet of him, Ben's instincts took control and caused him to create a portal in front of him that teleported him a few feet to the left, safely out of the way of the laser shot. Fistrick's eyes widened at that before he scowled and started taking aim once more.

Ben, on the other hand, was looking over his body and reappraising this alien's worth.

"I can create teleportation portals?" Ben asked himself as he examined his stubby yellow arm. "Sweet! I've got it: I'll call this guy Portaler!"

"Good for you bro," Fistrick said as he fired another shot at Ben. "Now hold still."

Portaler didn't do that. Instead, he created a teleportation portal and got out of the way again. And again. And again. Rinse and repeat several times until Fistrick grew tired of that and threw his gun to the ground in frustration.

He began to march towards Portaler with angry look on his face until Rojo extended an arm out and stopped him in his tracks. A look of confusion crossed Fistrick's face before he saw Rojo's smile. A smile crossed his own face too and he stepped back a few feet.

'I wonder what that's ab-' Portaler started to wonder until he remembered the giant robot standing behind them, which had coincidentally just finished charging it's three Null Void Projectors and had all three of them aimed at him.

"OH SHOO-" Ben began to say as he opened a portal and jumped through it. At the same time as he met it, the robot shot it's blue portal beams at Ben's portal, causing an explosion of blinding light to descend upon the area. When the light died down, it revealed a scorched patch of asphalt with Portaler nowhere in sight.

"Are you sure those are Null Void Projectors?" Rojo asked skeptically as she scrutinized the robot. "Because I thought Null Void portals and Null Void portal beams were supposed to be red."

"Really?" Fistrick asked. "Dang it bro, I knew that purple dragon seemed shady!"

Meanwhile in the space between universes...

"I'M A WYVERN YOU DOLT!" Purp angrily shouted into space with a vein on his head throbbing, startling Omni who was floating right next to him. The dinosaur just narrowly avoided crashing into several universes before turning to face his friend.

"You okay dude?" Omni asked after getting over his shock.

"Yeah," Purp grumbled, glaring at Ben Tennyson's universe. "It's just that some dumb thug who I sold a portal generator to as a plot device mistook me as a dragon."

"Aren't you a dragon though?"

"I'M A WYVERN! WY-VERN! W-Y-V-E-R-N! COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM A DRAGON!"

"Alright dude, chill! Jeez man, don't spaz out on me like that."

"I'LL SPAZ OUT ON YOU ALL I WANT OMNI!" Purp shouted, his voice now growing demonic and his eyes glowing red. "I STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN YOU FOR THAT RATH IN A HAT BULLCRAP! IN FACT, THE FIRST CHANCE I GET I'M GOING TO-"

"If I give you a vanilla frappuccino, will you chill out?"

"... maybe…" Purp said in his normal voice, calming down upon Omni's offer of his favorite drink. His eyes returned to normal and he turned to look at his friend.

"Good. Now calm down. The readers are going to think you're weird."

"You mean quirky."

Omni quietly sighed to himself as he materialized a Starbucks Frappuccino. "Sure man. Quirky. Let's go with that."

Back in Ben Tennyson's universe...

"Purple dragon?" Rojo asked, ruffling her hair with a hand. "Do I even want to ask?"

Fistrick rolled his shoulders and shrugged, signifying that she probably didn't. Rojo started to say something again but was interrupted by a mechanical voice coming from the robot.

"Objective completed. Plot can continue as planned. Ejecting passengers before entering the atmosphere and activating self-destruction sequence."

Three hatches opened on the back of the arms and back of the robot. From the left arm came Rojo's lieutenant Azul, from the right arm was Rojo's other lieutenant Amarillo and ejected from the back was Fistrick's righthand man Corvo. Once the three were on the ground, the robot that they were previously in started to glow orange. Everyone started to retreat, but it turned out there was no need to since the robot immediately flew off into the air by itself and exploded several thousand feet above ground.

The five villains just stared at the falling debris in astonishment, trying to comprehend what had just occurred and not even moving when they heard the police sirens from the distance growing louder, signifying their decrease in time to escape. Finally, after a minute of staring, Corvo worked up the nerve to ask out-loud what everyone was wondering.

"What the heck just happened?"

...

"There, we sent Ben to the haremverse as a pillbug alien that looks like it was imagined by someone having a seizure," Purp said with an irritated look on his face as he watched what looked like a white sparkle slowly float from one universe to another in the distance. An empty Starbucks frappuccino bottle floated next to him. "Ya happy now?"

"Yeah," Omni said, floating alongside the tiny light as it moved with a dumb-looking smile. "I'm happy now."

"Good," the purple Rathalos said before grumbling to himself. "I can't believe I'm actually doing this. Oh how the not-so-mighty have risen and fallen at the same time."

"You're the one who suggested we pluck someone from their universe and send them to another one, not me."

"Whatever. Just get me another frappuccino Omni. I need to forget this day ever happened and drinking away my memories seems like the best way to do that at the moment."

"You know you can't get drunk off of caffeinated beverages, right?"

"FWA LA LA LA LA, I'M NOT LISTENING!"

Author's Notes

Hey guys, it's a me, Omnisaurus. How am I here? Well, that's a funny story involving Purp, the Necronomicon and a giant chinchilla named Sir Dentia the III before Purp blew me up and revived me again.

I was originally going to have the Forever Knights be involved with the attack with Rojo's and Fistrick's forces, but decided last minute not to include them. Didn't want to make things needlessly more complicated. You also may be wondering why did Rojo and Fistrick are working together. The answer: I dunno, they just seemed like they would. Now that I look back on it, I kind of think they look like an item.

And about Portaler's voice. I'll be honest, I just sort of made up him having a high-pitched voice on the spot. If you want a more specific description of his voice, just imagine that Portaler has the same voice as Alpha from the Disney movie Up while his collar's translator is broken.

Expect more fourth-wall breaks like there was in this chapter. This story isn't going to be as intense as Shapeshifter of Kuoh, so expect more comedic moments than serious ones.

Now that that is done, you guys are probably going to have some questions. Questions that I am going to try and anticipate ahead of time and answer them.

Q1: Will Ben be able to transform into species from the Monster Musume universe?

A: Yes. I even have names ready for a lot of them. FORTY-THREE of them in fact. Possibly more if I decide to add in the forms of species that the Monster Musume protagonist hasn't interacted with yet like Elves, Dwarves, Treefolk, Halflings, Fairies and Tetra Arms (which will probably be a Tetramand subspecies; seriously guys, look at a Tetra Arms on the Other Races page of the Monster Musume wiki and tell me that isn't a fucking Tetramand. It even has the word Tetra in the name!).

Q2: If Ben turns into a female-only species, like a Lamia or Harpy, will he turn into a girl?

A: NO! Absolutely not! I do not want to go into questionable territory like that so, for the sake of simplicity, the Omnitrix will make it so that the DNA is modified so that Ben transforms into what a male version of the species would be if it existed.

Q3: Is Kimihito or whatever the Hell his name is going to be in this story?

A: Yes. In fact, he and Ben are going to be... nope, no hints. And just for the record, don't take the previous sentence out of context and think that they will be in a relationship because they will not.

Q4: Will Ben get a harem in this story?

A: Yeah. Duh. Monster Musume is a harem anime and polygamy is accepted amongst several of the species in that universe (granted, those are mostly the Lamia and their related species, but it is still several species nonetheless). And like how Issei still gets a harem in Shapeshifter of Kuoh, Kimihito will also get a harem. Unlike Shapeshifter of Kuoh though, I will not be all super-secret about everything, so I will just come out and say who is in who's harem and who is being considered for who's harem.

Girls I can confirm will be in Ben's harem are (in alphabetical order) Cara, Cream, Meroune Lorelei, Miia, Rachnera Arachnera and Tionishia. Girls being considered for inclusion are Doppel, Draco, Lala, Manako and Polt (I can only place four in the harem though, so I am going to need you guys' help choosing who is in). Girls who are in Kimihito's harem will be Centorea Shianus, Mosukii, Papi, Suu, Urt, Yatsume and Zombina. Those being considered for Kimihito's harem are Chizu, Curie Drakulya, Kii, Leechi and Mil.

Keep in mind that for Ben I am going to stick to my "Rule of Ten" in that his harem will consist of ten girls. As for Kimihito he doesn't have any significant numbers associated with him. His birthday is the first of January though, so I am going to combine the two numbers to get eleven. Boom: Kimihito's harem will have eleven girls in it.

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