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Deadly Drinking Pirate Lemons

The Start of Something Big

Previously on Deadly Drunken Pirate,

"Why?" Robin spoke in a soft tone. "Why are you fighting for me? No one is stupid enough to challenge an Admiral and the World Government, just for me." Luffy started to rub the top of her head,

"I am a man; we're supposed to be that stupid." Luffy said in a sheepish tone, "Besides, I don't mind. Every man worth his salt wants to help out a beautiful woman with her troubles." Luffy then gently cupped Robin on the cheeks and moved her face to his attention. "You are no longer a woman on the run, you are free and no one will ever use you again. I promise."

Almost instantly, Robin was brought to tears; tears not of pain or sadness but overwhelming happiness. Yet the shocker came when she suddenly leaned forward, kissing Luffy on the lips!

After a moment that seemed like forever, Luffy managed to separate his lips from Robin's with his pointer finger. "While I didn't mind that, I already have a girlfriend, Robin."

"Yes, he does." Robin felt like she was truly frozen solid while Luffy braced for the banshee that had plenty to say to both of them. Indeed, Nami looked like she was going to bring a thunderstorm to the one who kissed her boyfriend. "Now why don't we take this away from any prying eyes?" Nami, instead of sending down bolts of thunder, just grabbed the wrists of both Luffy and Robin dragging them away to where they will definitely get an earful. Or will they…?

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Meanwhile,

"Damn that kid…" Kuzan was muttering to himself the whole trip from that wall to where he parked his trusty bike. Usually he was as chill as the ice he commands but being showed up and threatened to told on by the same boy was rubbing him the wrong way. "What kind of guts does he have to boss me around? Even if he is the Fist's grandson."

Once the large, lanky man found his bike, Kuzan started to ride on a thin streak of ice. While on the way of leaving Water Seven, he took out that same golden Den-Den Mushi Luffy 'returned' to him. "To think that this little thing is the reason that Mugiwara (Straw Hat) is still one of our government dogs. Just what kind of kid is he?" Kuzan didn't expect an answer and just rode his bike along the ice streak, wondering what trouble will come next for the marines and probably the whole world as well.

A door to a standard bedroom that was actually big enough for a small family had opened. Stepping in were a certain pirate in a straw hat, a ginger head that had a tick mark on her forehead along with a brunette that looked ashamed. The former lady waited until all three of them were inside before shutting the door with a thud. Next, she did was point towards the bed in question with a glare that meant no room for delays. The man sat on one side of the bed while the brunette moved towards the other side but the ginger pointed for her to be on the same side.

Then she walked in front of those two and simply stood in place, with her glare start as strong as ever. "I will be brief and to the point; I am conflicted." She was Nami and she just found her captain and boyfriend getting kissed by a certain grown woman that the party outside was celebrating for. "I want to be angry and disappointed to the point I want to fry both of you worse than a crisp. And yet I can see how you actually fell for Luffy, with everything he has done for your honor, even drag all of us in the middle of enemy territory. Still, you wished to 'thank him' when you knew very well that he seeing someone already."

"I know." Robin finally spoke up while Luffy stayed silent to watch as this turns out; it will be stupid and suicide to get between a peeved girlfriend and the 'other girl' about kissing someone else's boyfriend. "I have no right to try and deny it. I had never felt so wanted and needed before and when Luffy stood me up to an Admiral, I felt like I belonged to him now. I couldn't stop myself…"

"And you kissed him as if he was your boyfriend." Nami spoke up with an emphasis on the word 'your'. Robin nodded, waiting for more scolding and a fist to the face. Instead, the sound of a shirt falling to the ground was heard. And when Robin peered up, she saw Nami stripping! In no time, she was bare naked and yet her stance showed that she was comfortable and confident nonetheless.

Robin felt some blood rush to her head and her cheeks a bit warm to see Nami's bare figure. It was nothing like when two women bathe together, Robin had never seen what Nami looks without any clothes on. It was so much to see that with the untamed orange hair reaching down half past her back but also her toned out physique, with muscles showing on her arms, legs and chest. Her breasts were plump and the nipples were hard, almost to the point of sharpening! Her public hair was shaggy and still sexy to view, with her pussy lips still visible and pink as a piglet. Not the mention that her ass was firm and still round.

"Now that you have seen what belongs to the captain…" Nami speaks in a seductive tone, she pointed towards Luffy. "Take a good look at what he has, ready to go~!" Robin turned slowly and felt her eyes about to bulge out. She had seen men have boners a few times before but this one puts those to shame. It was big and clear that Luffy was aroused but Robin had never seen one so big and still growing that it is making tears in his pants!

Nami giggled to see Robin froze at the sight and made her way to her boyfriend's boner, skillfully removing the trousers and briefs out of the way for the massive meat stick to plop out right into her lips! Not that Nami seemed to mind, in fact she kissed it back and shamelessly rubbed her cheek on the giant cock.

"Don't blink because you are going to see just what this bad boy can do to a woman~!" Nami peeked her eyes out as if to taunt and tease Robin, still motionless, even blowing a faint raspberry at her.

Lemon Begins!

Nami took in a deep breath before embracing the cock before her that reached past her mouth and into her throat, yet she moaned in pleasure at the feeling. Robin made herself move to see the budge along the neckline and wondered how good it must feel. Then she saw Luffy's attention on her, something snapped into place. It was like she was in a trance when Luffy motioned her to approach with his index finger, similar to how seductive women entrance men in those adult novels Robin read from time to time.

Robin slowly made her way to the bed and sat down on the bed next to her captain who looked at her with the same eyes. She felt a bit numb, like her senses were shutting down, to the point she barely could feel the tender hand moving up from her back to her hair; Luffy rubbed the top of her head as if she was his pet dog, which she didn't mind one bit. But what got her heart racing was when Luffy moved her head towards his and seized her lips!

Robin couldn't believe that while Nami was still eagerly sucking his cock, Luffy actually kissed her! She was tad worried that she had blew it when she stole a kiss from the captain right after he stroked her heart strings by standing up to Aokiji, telling that monster to stay away from her or else. Robin did notice that there was no actual force in the kiss, but gentleness and the warm sense of welcome. She lost any doubt and dove right into the kiss, with her arms around the thick and warm neck of her new lover.

"Hey! Save some for me too!" Robin removed herself when she heard Nami call out. She was a bit scared that she was going to get it now for kissing Luffy in front of the navigator again. Then again, that tone sounded like a kid waiting her turn rather than a scandalized girlfriend. Nevertheless, Nami crawled up on the bed and got a kiss in with Luffy who didn't even try to fight it.

This left Robin just staring at the sight before seeing that the big cock was soaked yet stiff still. It looked so hard that it was hurting. She wanted to touch it and after shaking a bit, Robin tried to grasp the large member; it was a tad bigger than her hand can hold but she didn't mind. It was like a steel rod that was covered in spit and smelled, but Robin couldn't care when she moved in for a closer look. Before she could collect her thoughts, Robin actually kissed the big cock! She felt so shameful and dirty but the smell and taste somehow kept her from reeling back. Especially when Robin felt a hand on the back of her head, pushing her face to press against the stinking manhood; the weirdest part was that she enjoyed the feeling.

"You really sexy, Robin~!" When she heard that teasing tone, her whole body shivered something pleasurable somehow. Robin was able to move her face towards her captain and his girlfriend, looking down as if proud parents on their little girl. "Now that you have taken the first step, we have to something to tell you." Nami nodded while still holding onto her boyfriend's neck.

Robin didn't know what was going on, it was all making her head spin and her heart beat at the speed of a rocket. "You see…" Nami spoke in a sugary tone despite the circumstances. "Luffy has been the best man a girl like me can ever ask for. Especially in the sack~!" Nami looked so smug which was more puzzling when she soon grew a scowl. "Yet that is our big problem."

Luffy got a scowl on his own face and didn't waste a moment to kiss Nami on the forehead, which barely helped her mood. "One of the very rare times Gramps taught me something without trying to kill me was about our family. When the men in the Monkey Family first reach puberty, we are both beasts in battle and in bed." Robin couldn't believe that Luffy could keep a straight face saying that but didn't make a comment just yet. "It is swell at first but for Nami, my Pretty Kitty…" Luffy couldn't resist cuddling with his girlfriend's hair as if an actual cat's "…it means that I am too much for just one girl." Finally, the bombshell was dropped.

Robin was nervous and anxious about the whole situation but her brain still worked out what was going on. She didn't like the obvious reason they called her into their private room, yet her gut tells her that there is more than it seems, something that might make all this really work out in the end. So, she asks, "Are you making me…your mistress?"

This struck at their hearts hard, shattering them both into several pieces. But someone had to break the ice, "You may call it that but we are as serious as a heart attack, we want you to join us in the relationship. I, a man, had caused a beautiful, smart and sexy woman to fall in love with me and I intend to be responsible for her." When Robin wouldn't move, even the likes of Luffy got frantic, "I mean, if you don't want it-!"

Yet he was taken off guard yet again when Robin embraced and smooched at Luffy with fiery passion. "I do want it, I want you to take responsibility and I want to love you, Luffy! And I want it now!" Robin made it look and sound so sexy somehow and left no room for argument with another passionate kiss.

Taking the cue and the hint, the captain and the navigator got to work. While Robin was still lip-locked, she moaned when Luffy tore off her shirt and bra while Nami tugged down at the trunks and panty. Needless to say, Robin had some good taste in something mature and sexy. In no time, Robin was in the nude and feeling a bit more confident about being bare in front of others.

Her form was near perfect, barely pudgy anywhere. Her breasts were large, maybe a C or close to a D; they were firm yet so soft-looking and not even Gravity could bring those down. Her fair skin was a complete tan, no evidence of suntanning or anything at all; no spots, no zits, no blemishes of any kind. Nami will like to ask for some tips much later. Robin's limbs were also fair, not too skinny or bulky; just looking a bit sensitive for some 'extra fun'. Her ass was thick and round, like miniature beach balls. Finally, her womanhood was a wonder. The lower hair was ruffed up and a bit thick but still sexy; the lips underneath was beautiful, a pure shade of pink and looks waiting to be claimed.

"Uuh…" Robin tried to get her words out with how she allowed herself to be exposed to her new lover and his girlfriend, and that she sees the manhood getting restless at the sight of her nude body. "Do you like…what you see?" She felt a bit ashamed for trying a sexy line that was meant to be said with confidence and sex appeal.

Any fears and doubts were slayed when her breasts were gently groped, causing her to let out a breath she was holding back. "You are a goddess about to become a woman, Robin. We will guide you through it and if you feel like taking charge, we won't stop you." Luffy was practically oozing comfort to smooth Robin's nerves.

Robin then let out another moan when a hand left her chest and moved, or rather hovered, down her toned belly towards the space between her legs. Her entire body shook in pleasure when her womanhood was handled and rubbed with a rough hand. That got her really excited and she wanted to show some love back when her hand returned to Luffy's cock. Her heart warmed up a bit when the member got excited at her touch. Robin was so drowned in pleasure that she forgot that another woman in the nude was watching her enjoy herself.

Nami couldn't at first that she didn't mind watching another woman help herself to Luffy. But she tried not to be the jealous type and instead assured herself that her boyfriend was merely obeying her hidden whims. All she did was get comfy on Luffy's back and whispered, "She looks ready to become a real woman and I want some of that too, don't forget." A kiss was all the answer she wanted.

Then the moment came, and so did the captain with his new lover. Luffy enjoyed the woman juices on his hand while Robin loved the feeling of cum on her face. "Foreplay? Or the big step?" Luffy couldn't resist teasing the panting Robin until the 'look' appeared in her eyes; as in 'the look' that no sane man would argue with.

Luffy's hands grabbed Robin by the ass firmly and lifted her with ease to align her with the one thing that is going to make her a woman. The captain saw that she was awaiting the pain that came the loss of virginity so he seized her lips right before releasing her to fall on his lap with a straight skewer.

It was for a split second but still it was a terrible pain, truly like being cut in half alive. Robin could even smell the blood trickling down her legs as she finally became a woman. Her body became numb to keep the pain down but she could tell that Nami fetched a handkerchief to help wipe away the tears. As for Luffy, he broke the kiss to cuddle Robin as she tried to ignore the stinging feeling down below; despite being in the nude, she felt warm around him, as if a burning fireplace on a winter night.

After a moment, the pain eventually subsided. "You can move if you want, Luffy…" Robin croaked out, still shaken from the experience of losing her virginity, until she let out a moan when Luffy did move. Holding her in his hands on her ass again, the captain slowly but steady moved his cock in and out of the sweet pussy. Sweet sounds of panting and moaning filled the whole room. Nami felt the itch to scratch herself in the sexy spots, wishing for her turn already. "…faster please…" It felt wonderful but instincts kept telling Robin that it could get better.

Luffy's eyes suddenly sparkled in a mischievous way that freaked out Robin a bit until she let out a 'yelp' when she was suddenly on the bed, now in missionary position and the cock of her lover moving at definite fast speeds. It was too much for her, her brain was about mush. All she could feel was the pleasure and her gut telling her that the big moment was coming. Robin wrapped her limbs around Luffy and screamed, "I'm cumming!"

"Me too! Where?"

"Inside!" Robin couldn't believe what she just said until her womb was flooded with sperm while she let loose another burst of water works. And then the adrenaline had died down, she felt that her very eyelids had gotten lead-heavy. Thankfully the bed was in range when she fell onto her back. "Sleepy…sleepy…" Robin could only say until she was out like a light.

As for Luffy, he happened to find the face Robin makes when she sleeps to be yet another part of her mature charm; she still sleeps like a little girl. Of course, his cock was still hard, just a bit messy. He then felt a familiar jolt along his spine when he felt a soft, small hand grasp his manhood and two soft mounds smear themselves on his back.

"That, was the sexist thing yet, Luffy~!" Nami spoke with pure seductiveness, enjoying the response she is getting from her boyfriend. "I hope that you are still ready because I am about double horny. And no sleep until I am satisfied, got it?" Nami didn't even give her captain a chance to respond when she twisted the rubbery neck to kiss his face from where she was kneeing. This may had been Robin's big night but it was just getting wild.

Lemon Ends!

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The sun's rays pierced through the bindings and landed on a certain black-haired pirate that was napping away in his comfy, warm bed after a long night of partying. He groaned when the light woke him up and got a bit of a headache; he can't get drunk but exhaustion is no joke. But his mood lifted when he noticed who else was under the covers. One of them was a ginger with her head on his shoulder while a brunette was on his chest.

Luffy decided to wake up his girlfriend in a better way than the sun did him, with his finger rubbing around the ear. That sent a shiver down her spine and Nami gently woke up to see the love of her life smile down on her. "Morning Kitty Cat, I hope you had fun."

Nami said not a word and lifted herself up to reveal that she was as bare as she was born. She playfully grasped Luffy by his neck and stretched it to reach face-to-face, so Nami was able to smooch her boyfriend good. "I had the best night of my life, my King~! As long as you stick to your word, I am sticking to you." Luffy nuzzled in with Nami who cooed at the sight.

Then they noticed that the other woman, as bare as the first, under the covers was stirring. Nami gently released her boyfriend's elastic neck back to normal length. No reason to scare Robin, not after how the poor woman was last night. Thankfully, that bullet was dodged and she opened her eyes to the man and woman who took her into their bedroom for some 'fun'.

"Morning Robin, you are looking good." Luffy said and got a bit closer to Robin's ear, "How was your big night?" The well-aged woman started the tear right before giving her own passionate kiss to Luffy. She was out the rest of the night but she never forgot how wonderful and intense it was to be Luffy's woman. And while Nami wished that she was the woman in the picture, she settled to relax on her boyfriend and gave Robin a backrub.

"Please…" Robin whispered after releasing the kiss and pressing her face into the sturdy chest, like a girl fearing to lose yet again. "Please let me your girlfriend too. I love you, Luffy." Both pirate captain and navigator looked at each other for support, this was a fragile stage and they can't afford to back out nor make any mistake. Luffy decided to gently moved Robin's face to be level with Nami's, the latter somehow knowing what the lucky man had in mind.

"Robin, we talked about the whole thing last night and we came with a solution." The woman herself looked up with hopeful eyes, ears wide open. "You are not going to be my girlfriend…" And before Robin could break out in tears in this 'rejection', Nami moved to give Robin a kiss of her own! "You are going to be ours."

"But…but…I…I…" Robin couldn't process this just yet but a head rub calmed her down a bit. "Does this mean that I will dating Nami too?" Luffy continued to tease Robin with a rub between foreheads this time.

"It means that you are to be lovers with not just my boyfriend but also when we are alone together." Nami responded. "I already have plenty of friends on the ship that I can call my older sisters, including Nojiko. But there was just something about you that attracted me a bit." Nami then got close to Robin's other ear, "And secretly, Luffy loves to watch women play like him and I do."

Robin felt her face get red hot but didn't even make a peep. After a moment, she embraced both Nami and Luffy with fresh tears of happiness. "Thank you, I love you! I love you all!" Luffy and Nami returned the gesture,

"We will shower you with all the love you can ask for Robin, and I promise that you will never be all alone again. Ever." Luffy closed off the romantic morning and settle down with a silent group hug.

End of Chapter 2.

*Hello Everyone. This marks the start of a harem for Luffy. As for the next chapter in this spin-off, it is difficult to say at this point. Please be patient and see you later!*