Steve: Tony will be missed :( I remember this one time, Tony left the Avengers, and when he came back he showed up with a document that would bind us all as Goverment attack dogs, and when we didn't want to sign he turned the entire world against us. Good times! (:

Steve: He was also mad at me because I hid the fact that Hydra had killed his parents, which, yeah, that's on me

Steve: I was in denial, but, to be fair, there was literally no evidence and I'm convinced Zemo staged that footage, because even if Bucky had killed the Starks, Hydra would never have left evidence like that behind without destroying it

Steve: Idk why he decided to not tell anyone Thanos was coming, though. Like, instead, he yeeted himself to space to fight Thanos on his home territory, despite the fact that Thanos' lackies practically moped the floor with him

Steve: He only went with Strange and a teenager for backup, too, and refused to turn back or even warn everyone on Earth that Thanos was coming

Steve: And then he practically hand delivered the Time Stone to Thanos, but I suppose that's my fault because I didn't wanna sign the Accords :(

Steve: The funny thing is, the Accords happened because of Ultron- and Tony stated outright Ultron was always a good idea and yelled at me for stopping it while shouting Hydra Propoganda, although he'd just gotten back from fighting Thanos so I can kinda give him the benefit of the doubt

Steve: Ohhh and there was this other time where Tony recruited a Superpowered teenager(Despite having just signed an agreement saying he wouldn't go around bringing superpowered individuals across national borders) and set him on me, and people blame me for fighting back even though there was no possible way I'd be able to tell I was fighting a literal child

Steve: Come to think of it, they also blame me for stopping Tony from killing Bucky and say I was too aggressive and didn't try to de escalate the fight. Which is totally not true, I tried several times, and Tony later admitted the reason he was trying to kill Bucky was primarily to hurt me over not picking his side, and nothing to do with his parents who died 30 years ago

Steve: Which, personally, I think is a bit fucked but eh, what can you do