Huh. That's strange. I seem to be…sitting. Sitting itself is the act of being seated. Such as in a chair or recliner.

Last I checked, I went to sleep laying down…such as is common when people sleep. Typically on a bed or recliner.

Huh. Strange.

Around me, I hear people chatting hastily, and they all seems to be eager to do something. I can't really make it out, but I may have been kidnapped. Maybe I've been blindfolded? I do feel kind of strange; like I have a numb sensation on the tip of my spine, or how some of my fingers have lost all feeling. My head also feels like it's got a breeze going in between my head. How that's possible, I don't know. Maybe the kidnappers have me wearing a hat?

Fearing the worst, I slowly open my eyes, and am met with green scenery. Not unusual at all, I agree. Only the green was in the sky, where the grass and trees needed it. And the blue was in the trees and grass, where the sky needed it. There were also 2 suns, a lot of islands and lakes, and I was miles above ground.

That's when I noticed something horrifying. I was miles above the ground.

This was unreal! What the hell was going on!? I was seated in some weird kind of transport pod, something straight out of sci-fi movies. I turned my gaze to the voices behind me, and was met with a swarm of…

…

It was Frieza's army.

I was captured by Frieza's army.

And Frieza's army was real.

I panicked. It didn't feel like my arms and legs were bound, so I quickly leapt over the side of the pod to the waters below. I know what's gonna happen if I meet Frieza. He'll kill me for sure! I'll take my chances with an escape any day! To hell with getting Krillen'ed!

I fell down, the soldiers taken by surprise at my sudden action and chasing after me. I cursed my stupidity; of course they could fly faster than I could fall. But I had 1 chance. Since they weren't expecting me to leap off a moving pod, I knew for certain that I'd hit the water before they could find me. And being a human, I probably have a super low power level. Their scouter's will find tons of frogs and fish before they find me!

I hoped desperately that this plan panned out.

I hit the water with a thud, and surprisingly came out no worse than before I splashed down! Who knew alien water was so soft! I swam down below the crevices of the rock formations, holding my breath as I did. It was then that I noticed that they'd dressed me up in their frieza army outfit. My hands were also funny looking. Did they modify my genes!? No, now was not the time to dwell on these things.

The soldiers were hot on my heels, and I desperately looked for a place to hide.

"Lord Frieza! A scout just reported that they found the escaped pest! Come back here!" A soldier shouted.

I nearly felt my heart stop. Frieza was here. He was nearby, and I was a wanted man. Panic flooded my mind: "What did they want with me!? Why was I here!? How did I get here!? How can I escape back to earth!? I don't wanna die!" I say, hands on my head, my face full of panic. That's when I notice…since when did I have horns? Also…now that I think about it.

I look behind me and see a tail swinging around, as if It had a mind of its own. Then I look at my feet; 3 toes. I look at my bicep; lined and a separate colour shade than my hands.

Zarbon looks on at me in stunned surprise, an apparent exasperated look on his face.

"Sir, I do believe your scout would like to report to you 'above' the water." He said nonchalantly.

I realize what's going on now.

I am Frieza.

Not me, but him.

Evil incarnate.

The one who blew up a planet for fear reasons.

The one who inspires Goku to go super sayin.

The one who needs to die to Goku.

The one who needs to die.

So earth won't immediately be destroyed by the next threat.

No super sayin Goku meant instant losing for goku vs the next enemies…

But…I don't wanna die.

"I thought I saw a dragon ball here, and I lost sight of myself for a moment. Carry on." I say, noting my totally spot on Frieza voice. But of course, I was lying.

Zarbon nodded and went back to the rest of the soldiers. I tried to follow him, and realized something shocking about Frieza.

Even though I didn't know how to fly, it was barely any effort to do it. It was like breathing. Frieza, in essence, never had to try to learn to fly. He just always…could.

"Now listen, I want those dragon balls. Find them now. I wish to try something on my own." I inform them.

The soldiers, confused yet unwilling to argue, disperse immediately. All except for Zarbon.

"Sir, would you not like to attend to the pest we've located?" Zarbon asked.

Pest. That could be anyone. If it was Krillen or Gohan, they wouldn't stand a chance against Zarbon. He needed to deck Vegeta first. So, with that in mind,

"I want you to find Vegeta. I have a feeling he is on the planet. Forget the pest for now." I say dismissively. I was too overwhelmed too quickly. What normal human could so quickly adapt to this kind of stiuation?

Zarbon gave a small bow and flew off.

I was all alone now.

I sank down to the ground, fell to my knees, and cast my gaze down. Downcast. My mind was dazed.

What do I do?

What can I do?

What is there I can do to make everything turn ok?

Could I still go home?

Is this me forever now?

Frieza. A warlord of immense power and influence. He was responsible for the destruction of Planet Vegeta, and Vegeta wouldn't forgive him for that. So If he tried to go hero as Frieza, he may prevent Vegeta from going hero. That being said, the answer was not so simple.

There was only one way to save the future…He'd have to allow everything to happen as it did in the show. Easier said than done, cause one rouge element was already showing up.

"A-are they gone?"

I slowly raised my shocked gaze from the ground, my sitting self now looking out towards a kid namekian who hid behind a rock, meeting their gaze.

I looked at him, he looked at me. He waited, expectantly.

He wasn't afraid. Quite far from it, he actually approached me instead.

"I can tell. You aren't evil. Your aura is much too good." Said the kid.

This was really bad. I forgot that in this universe, people can sense if someone is good or not just by being nearby them! This wasn't going to end well! Goku wasn't going to go super sayin! The future is doomed!