There was a post on Tumblr talking about how a Wife got in trouble for "damaging government property" because she left a hickey on her husband (who was a Marine) and it was visible when he had his uniform on. I got inspired a wrote this AU because I thought it would be funny! Hope you enjoy and I'm sorry if my military knowledge is lacking, I did do some research before I wrote it to try and get it right!

"Dude, you can totally see it," Kaminari teased as he buttoned up his jacket.

"Shut up, Dunce Face," Bakugou growled.

"Better hope the First Sargent doesn't see that," Kirishima warned.

Bakugou pulled his collar up as high as it would go. His Marine uniform looked impeccable; as always he was the perfect image of a soldier except for the mark that was visible just above his collar. Fuck it, Bakugou thought before pulling up his collar and heading out. They had just gotten off leave and were already given a mission. His unit followed as he headed to meet with the Commander and First Sargent. They filed into the room and stood at attention.

"Listen up, you will be running a joint operation with a unit from the Air Force," the First Sargent said as he gestured to a small unit of soldiers lined up across from the Marines.

Bakugou couldn't help but grin when a pair of all too familiar green eyes met his own. The First Sargent began walking between the two units. Bakugou stood at attention, listening to the orders when the First Sargent stopped in front of him.

"Sargent Bakugou,"

"Yes, sir,"

"I know you just got off leave but I would like to remind you that there is a strict protocol when it comes to your appearance"

"Yes, sir," Bakugou held back rolling his eyes. The First Sargent had a track record of making things difficult for him. In fact Bakugou was pretty sure that the First Sergeant had some kind of grudge against him. For what, he didn't know.

"I would expect better of a Sargent in charge of a unit such as this. If you can't keep up your appearances than are you really leader material?" the First Sargent asked. "Maybe you should spend less time bedding floozies and more time focusing on your duty?"

Bakugou felt his blood boil at the First Sargent's taunting. He was just about to say something when another voice cut him off.

"Permission to speak, sir," Everyone's attention turned to one of the Air Force soldiers. It was a woman with purple hair and green eyes.

"And you are?" the First Sargent asked.

"Sargent Kia Hales," she replied and took a step forward. Bakugou's temper simmered at the look in her eyes.

"What is it you want to say, Sargent Hales?"

"I believe you are berating the wrong soldier," she said.

"What?" The First Sargent looked at her with surprise.

"I don't believe Sargent Bakugou should be reprimanded for the hickey on his neck." Kia replied. The tension was so thick it could be cut with a knife.

"Oh and why is that?" the First Sargent asked.

"Well, Sargent Bakugou could not do that to himself. He isn't responsible for the mark," she said matter-of-factly.

"Well then who is responsible?" the First Sargent laughed.

"I am," Kia grinned. The First Sargent's eyes went wide before realization hit him and his face flushed crimson. "I feel I must apologize for Sargent Bakugou's breach of protocol. Apparently I got caught up in the moment and well… I'm a bit of a biter," she finished, giving Bakugou a sly look. A few snickers broke out among the other soldiers.

"Enough!" the First Sargent yelled, his face red from embarrassment or anger. Kia suspected it was probably both. "Sargent Hales, you have… you have damaged government property!" He said his face turning even redder.

"What?" Kia asked, laughing a bit in disbelief.

"Sargent Bakugou is a… government employee! Therefore you have damaged government property!"

"I have?" Kia said, barely able to keep a straight face.

"YES…don't let it happen again!" the First Sargent stammered. "As you were!"

"Yes, sir," Kia replied as she stepped back with her unit.

The rest of the briefing went off without any more interruptions. They all received their assignments and were filing out of the room when the Commander spoke up. "First Sargent, will you stay for a moment?"

The last of the soldiers exited the room and left the Commander and First Sargent alone. The soldiers were walking down the hallway when a blue eyed, golden haired, pilot burst into laughter. "That was awesome, D!" he chuckled.

"Phoenix, may I remind you that we are on base," Kia gave the pilot a reprimanding look.

"It was still hilarious," another pilot spoke up with a smile on his face.

"Yeah, did you see the look on the First Sargent's face?" Kaminari spoke up.

"It's about time he showed his true colors. He has been hating on Bakugou for years," Kirishima added.

All the soldiers started laughing and talking as they made their way to the foyer. Kia and Bakugou remained silent until they made to the main office.

"Alright, quiet down you losers," Bakugou ordered and they all settled down.

They all filed out of the building. Once outside Kia and Bakugou stopped and turned to each other. "Well, looks like we will be working together for a while," Kia smiled as she held out a hand to him.

Bakugou reached out and took her hand, giving it a firm shake. "Yeah, looks like it."

"Careful, Sargent, she bites," one of the Marines snickered. Bakugou shot a glare over his shoulder at his men.

Kia smiled sweetly. "I'm not called the Dragon for nothing. I also have claws and you would do well to remember that," she gave the Marines a dark look.

"Yeah, I would hate to see what the rest of him looks like," Phoenix muttered behind his Sargent.

Kia turned around to glare at her friend. "Phoenix, I'm feeling a little stiff, how about you and I hit the mats when we get back to base?"

"Yes, Ma'am," Phoenix groaned, his shoulders sinking.

"What was that?"

"Yes, Ma'am!" he replied with more enthusiasm.

"Back to the bus, all of you," Kia ordered.

Bakugou ordered his men to their duties and stayed behind with Kia. They waited until everyone was out of earshot.

"I'm sorry," Kia gave him a small smile.

Bakugou grinned at her. "Well, you pissing off the First Sargent made it worth it." They both laughed as they remembered the look on the First Sargent's face.

"I will see you later," Kia said as she turned to walk away. Bakugou caught her by the hand and stopped her from walking away. Kia stopped and faced him in surprise. He pulled her closer, brought her hand to his lips, and placed a soft kiss on her knuckles.

"I can't wait."