Emmett: 28

Rose: 25

Edward: 26

Jasper: 27

Alice 24

Bella:24

Edward's POV:

The day was just winding down. Another hour and I could go home and see my beautiful wife.

Jasper, Emmett, and I were just finishing up with some updates to our files and some other paper work we needed to do.

When suddenly the pleasant silence was filled with the high pitched alarm.

The pens we held in our hands dropped onto the metal table we sat on as we quickly got up.

"Assistance is needed in Sycamore Park. Female, Age 24, is stuck in a toddler swing. Send unit in." the operator said, stoically.

My father in law and uncle rush out of his office. Judging by the color on his face and the fact my uncle is laughing his ass off. I'd say this is a family matter.

"Every one of you fuckers get back to what you were doing!" The captain says.

"Garrett, please come get your father-in-law's ass away from here before I punch him in the fucking face." The cap growls.

"Fuck, the Cap's angry again. Shit, that means this is probably Rosalie, Alice or Bella who are involved." Emmett mutters, swallowing thickly,

"Bet you it's all three." Jasper mutters to us, as Garrett passes by dragging Uncle Peter down the hall still laughing.

"Gentleman, where are your wives on this lovely late afternoon?" He finally asks, tired.

"Oh, uh... umm..well, Alice called earlier. They're supposed to be having a spa day today... at Rose and Em's house..." Jasper mutters.

"spa...day." Cap mutters, as if tasting something sour in his mouth, his moustache twitching slightly.

"Rosalie called, to say they were having a picnic at the...oh, I ..." Emmett says realizing what happened.

"Go, now!" Charlie mutters, shaking his head unbelievably.

The park itself is fifteen minutes away from the station. Jasper and I climbed into the engine along with Charlie, otherwise known as the captain, grabbing first aid kit just in case someone is hurt.

Emmett stayed at the station gathering a few other things, just in case we need them.

When we turn onto the park's empty lot and park the massive engine, we all quickly jump down, only to freeze at the sight before us.

We watched as Rosalie as swings happily in a swing, her hair brushing the woodchip-covered ground as she swung back and forth.

Alice is running around like a four year old, playing on the climbing equipment, sliding down the slide and even cartwheeling on the grass before she settles on a dinosaur to rock back and forth.

Bella, for the love of all holy, is stuck on the fucking toddler swing, squirming her legs in the air as she tries and fails to get out. Her legs hang a good foot of the ground. Her hair is covered in chips, leaves, and even something sticky.

"Whoop, whoop! They're here! Our saviors are here! Right this way, gentleman." Alice sings, jumping off the dino and heading in Bella's direction.

"Bellybee! They're here. Your fat ass is saved." She sings, skipping over to her and patting her head.

Jasper chuckles, inclining his head.

Alice stumbles towards Jasper, headbutting his chest. "Look, Bella, this blonde one is cute.." she whispers, lifting her hand in the air as if to check we're actually here with them or their imagination.

"Bella, look how handsome they are...they all look familiar... I'm married, but you look like my Jazzy... Hello handsome, do you have a name?" She asks, hopping on the tips of her dainty feet to look him in the eye.

"Alice, it's me. Jasper?" He comments, checking her to see if she is injured, when he's done he nods his head once.

She's fine after all.

I roll my eyes at his confusion, "Dude, they're drunk out of their wits. It's fine. Go call Emmett, and tell him to get his ass over here..tell him that he's about to become a widow if he's not quick." I yell at his retreating form.

I hear his answering chuckles as he walks away putting the phone to his ear.

I didn't see when or what exactly happened but I heard a groan. Next thing I know Alice is ontop of Jasper, straddling his back, with a scowl etched on her face.

"Mary Alice, what do you think you are doing?" Rosalie asks as she climbs to the top of the slide.

"Where do you think you're going my personal Adonis?" Alice coos into Jasper's ear.

"Am I going to stay here all night?

Because this thing is starting to chafe." Bella says, wiggling her hips a bit, causing the chains of the swing to creek.

I shake my head in exasperation at her, and begin way over to her just as I hear Emmett pull up in the pick up truck.

"Emmy! It's me! Over here! Look at me!" Bella calls, waving her hands in the air.

She briefly reminded me of Olive Oil from Popeye when she did that. Of course I'd be keeping that thought to myself unless I wished to get my ass handed to me later.

"I see you Bella, put your arms down." Emmett mutters as he walks over to us.

We both exchange a quick look before shaking our heads in the same exasperation we feel.

"Jasper. Get your ass over here. We're going to proceed with protocol 1A."

Jasper quickly dodges another of Alice attempts to tackle him and makes his way over to us.

"Hurry it up, Whitlock, you can horse play when we get off the clock." Emmett mutters, looking serious for once.

"Bella, we're going to put you over Edward's shoulder, please try to stay still." Emmett says.

Charlie stands a few feet away in case he's needed.

I quickly stand in front of Bella. Bella looks over at Alice giggling, while Alice stands a few feet away from us recording the entire debacle.

"You three are not allowed to go out alone anymore." I mutter, as I slow squat.

Emmett and Jasper proceed to grab the chains and lift up Bella before tipping over onto my shoulder, before proceeding to attempt to shimmy Bella out of the swing.

I can hear the girls giggling as Bella dangles over my shoulder upside down.

"This is fun." She mutters.

"Edward, grab onto her legs or she's going to fall." Emmett says, as Jasper moves to the other side of the swing.

"Her hips are out, I just don't know if her legs are stuck." Jasper comments as Emmett begins to tug.

"Let me lift her up a bit so she gets some blood flowing." Emmett mutters walking to the left.

"Shit. It's not working, Edward." I hear Jasper mutter, as he yanks on the swing.

"You think if we lube her up she'll shoot out of there like a bullet?" Emmett commented.

"Emmett. " I growl.

"We could use butter." He says, trying not to laugh.

I hear a thwack from behind me, I can't help the chuckle that escapes my lips.

"Bonehead." Charlie mutters, shaking his head as he takes Emmett's place.