chapter 1 of 300
scary boy
thats the title
it is a dark and stormy and scary spooky five funny night
a big fat stinky pizzeria lies dormant in front of the green hill pastures beside the tree which looms above all sccary like
suddenly
little girl walk out
shes ugly and gay and smells like spagh
"haha i go outside friends" she says to her friends
but
she has no friends
big boys go "hahaha" real loud
little girl turns around slowly
the door is locked behind her
"oh man pranked again good one fellas" she chuckles in the pouring freezing rain
suddenly
a big cool purple car drives up
like this
*ramone from cars*
"wow" girl think to herself all impressed
the eyeball windshield opens up
a man crawls out like a fetus
he is 7 feet tall super ripped and has a huge dong
also hes purple
"hello girl" he says but it isnt creepy its endearing
"haha oh man i saw this guy on deviantart" the girl thinks to herself
purple man extends his big long cryptkeeper hand towards an alley
"go there its safe"
funny girl skips into the alley
purple man throws a ninja star
it cuts her throat
fucking she die
MEANWHILE
AH
HISS
ok anyway
a dumb stupid box sits
in a thing
the pizzeria
thats what its called
a box sits inside
it SHAKES
some twink fuck pops out
he has a gay mask with makeup but i'd still kiss him
he screams
loud
he bangs on the windows
all the children dont give a shit
the puppet man screams louder
he picks up a chair and throws it at the window
it doesnt work because the chair isnt real
puppet man is freaking out
hes sweating
he pulls out his key
he unlocks the window
it opens 1 inch and he crawls out like a baby
the rain fucking kills him instantly
but as he dies
he sees girl
"i will save u" he says
but he fuckin dies anyway
freddy fazbear never exists the end