chapter 1 of 300

scary boy

thats the title

it is a dark and stormy and scary spooky five funny night

a big fat stinky pizzeria lies dormant in front of the green hill pastures beside the tree which looms above all sccary like

suddenly

little girl walk out

shes ugly and gay and smells like spagh

"haha i go outside friends" she says to her friends

but

she has no friends

big boys go "hahaha" real loud

little girl turns around slowly

the door is locked behind her

"oh man pranked again good one fellas" she chuckles in the pouring freezing rain

suddenly

a big cool purple car drives up

like this

*ramone from cars*

"wow" girl think to herself all impressed

the eyeball windshield opens up

a man crawls out like a fetus

he is 7 feet tall super ripped and has a huge dong

also hes purple

"hello girl" he says but it isnt creepy its endearing

"haha oh man i saw this guy on deviantart" the girl thinks to herself

purple man extends his big long cryptkeeper hand towards an alley

"go there its safe"

funny girl skips into the alley

purple man throws a ninja star

it cuts her throat

fucking she die

MEANWHILE

AH

HISS

ok anyway

a dumb stupid box sits

in a thing

the pizzeria

thats what its called

a box sits inside

it SHAKES

some twink fuck pops out

he has a gay mask with makeup but i'd still kiss him

he screams

loud

he bangs on the windows

all the children dont give a shit

the puppet man screams louder

he picks up a chair and throws it at the window

it doesnt work because the chair isnt real

puppet man is freaking out

hes sweating

he pulls out his key

he unlocks the window

it opens 1 inch and he crawls out like a baby

the rain fucking kills him instantly

but as he dies

he sees girl

"i will save u" he says

but he fuckin dies anyway

freddy fazbear never exists the end