Usually, for Peter Parker, he would be swinging around New York City as Spider-Man ready to fight any villains that either robbing a bank or trying to take over New York City and the world. However, Peter is lying flat on his back in some office building floor with no knowledge of how he ended up in the office building.
Peter sits up to think how he got here, "let's see last I remember I was dropping off Shocker to the police then I wanted to go to that taco place then.. that is it I can't remember after that,"
Peter gets up off the floor to the office building in shambles with the cubicles are torn to pieces, broken chairs and computers, and dried blood on the walls and floors.
"Where the hell am I," Peter thought
Peter finds a large hole opening up to the outside of the office. Peter goes through the wall and falls from the office building, landing on a sidewalk. Peter looked around to see desolate and ruin city than a newspaper flew around in the air gets on Peter's leg. He picks up to see the location and date are San Francisco 2/5/2022 with a large picture of a superhero dress like a vampire with the text saying, "Alucard parade tomorrow it's going to be wild!"
"It seems that I end up some post-apocalypse city in the future, or somehow Deadpool put some hallucinogenic drug in my coffee for fun, better check out the city I should find someone to tell what's going on,"
Peter swings around the city, looking for any answers. Only to see no people, but wreck hover-cars, destroy buildings, overgrown plants, and small animals wandering around the empty streets.
"Come on some sort twisted joke I'm in I can't be by myself, am I?"
Then Peter spotted a woman below him. She had pale white skin like some clown makeup. She had blonde pigtail hair; each of the pigtails has two dyed colors, one was bright blue. The other was red, the women wore a black and red leather jacket, red and black tank top with a red star on right side and black spade another other, she wore a grey gun holster with a yellow star in the middle, black and red pants, red socks, and black and red shoes. The woman was holding an oversized mallet, two dual pistols, and a large black pistol behind her back.
The woman walks around the streets seemly whistling to herself Peter seeing no other person in sight he goes to her. Peter swings down to a parked grey wreck hover van near the women who got startled by Peter, suddenly dropping down.
"Excuse me, can you tell me what's going around here?" said Peter
The women made a wicked grin and said "no idea what's going on here, but who are you?" the woman says in a Brooklyn accent
"You know your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man of course,"
"Never heard of you before,"
"Seriously?"
"Nope, are you like working for Batman or the justice league?"
"Who Bat.." Before Peter could finish his sentence, the woman swung her mallet at Peter, almost knocking his head off his shoulder. Peter jumps out of the way, landing behind her.
"If you are, I'm not going back to Arkham!"
The woman kept trying to hit Peter; luckily, his quick reflexes and Spider-Sense help Peter dodge the woman attack.
"I have no idea what you are talking about clown girl," said Peter
"Oh please don't try to lie to me now hold still bug boy," said the woman
Spider-Man shoots a web line grabbing the mallet pulling out of the woman's hand and throws it to the ground. The woman tries to punch Peter, but he puts her into a full nelson lock.
"Now enough with looney tune stuff, okay you're going to listen to me,"
The woman laughs "Looney tune I get it,"
"I try now what's your name,"
"Harley, Harley Quinn,"
"Harley I'm not with Batman or the justice league whatever,"
"Your not?"
"No"
"Then can you let me go, not that I'm complaining about the way your holding,"
Peter lets Harley go as she picks up her mallet and turn to him
"Now, do you know what happens to this city, Harley?"
"Again no idea last thing I remember I was getting over Mr. J with helping my friend Poison Ivy on robbing some art gallery then pop I woke up in a half burn doll store,"
"Hm, it seems that we both end up here with no knowledge on getting here," Peter thought.
Then Peter and Harley see the sun going down, and they hear loud growls from a dark alleyway behind them. Peter Spider-sense was going off as they see many glowing red eyes appearing in the dark.
"This isn't good," said Peter
"Things are getting more fun bit," said Harley with a grin and a laughter