"Sensei, I see that Hellish Blizzard pushed her luck trying to recruit you." Genos said as he washed the dishes. "Ahh. She's kind of dumb though, instead of just training herself to reach her sister's level, she gather underlings to compensate." Saitama said as he read the Hero Association's databook. 'Do they really have to make my hero name Caped Baldy? Couldn't they just call me White Cape or Red Gloves?' he thought grimly.

"Well, Tornado of Terror is the rank 2 of Class S. While Blast, the rank 1, is currently inactive, I'd say she is the best of the Association as of now." his disciple said.

"Right... Who's Tornado again?"

"Blizzard's sister. The one we're talking about."

"Oh. Have I met her in person?"

"Yes Sensei, you referred to her as a lost sassy child on the way to the S Class meeting."

Saitama scratched his chin "Ohhh! That whiny brat! I remember now." he flipped the page and saw Tatsumaki's face. "Yes. Blizzard stated that she is currently rhe strongest Esper on the planet. Have you encountered any monsters who can use that kind of ability, Sensei?"

The hero scratched his head. "Well there was this psychic squid once when I raided Boros' ship. All he did was fling pebbles to me really."

...

"Sensei. I found this picture under the table." Genos showed him his old picture 3 years ago, making him insecure. "Hey! Hey! Give it back!" Saitama yelled as the cyborg handed it back. "Sheesh. Now I miss my hair." Saitama muttered.

"I need to gather parts to keep up with your stalker. An upgrade from Dr. Kuseno might be neccessary..." Genos mumbled to himself.

"Hey, you got faster though, you weren't that fast the last time we sparred."

"Thank you for the compliment, Sensei!"

"Sheesh. No need to yell. Keep it down."

The next day.

Knock knock.

"Sensei, do you want me to get that?"

"Naw, I got it."

He opened the door only to see Fubuki and her two henchmen behind her.

'Wait, didn't this already happened yesterday? Was it all a dream or am I having deja vu?'

"Saitama." Fubuki said in a cold voice. 'Oh thank goodness I wasn't imagining things up.'

"Y-You..." Saitama replied.

Genos appeared behind Saitama. "Sensei... I see she's still bothering you. Begone, we already told you yesterday that we don't want to join your group."

"Genos, what's her name again? I'm blanking out." Saitama whispered, but the esper and his men heard him.

"What?! How could you just forget Miss Blizzard's name?!" Ape exclaimed.

"Are you that stupid?!" Eyelashes backed him up.

Saitama scratched his head as he continually piss her off. "What do you guys want? I told you, I don't wanna join, my favorite show is about to start."

"The nerve of this man!" Eyelashes growled.

"Listen, Saitama. Let me tell you the benefits of working for our group." Fubuki waved her hand to calm her subordinates.

"Free groceries? That's a start." Saitama smiled.

Fubuki blinked, maybe it won't be that hard to manipulate this man.

"Sensei! Are you seriously-"

"What else you got?"

The three were confused, yesterday, he was talking about how he find her methods distasteful and now he's considering joining her group.

"W-We have a buffet every Friday." Eyelashes stuttered as Ape looked at him, catching up.

"Sounds interesting." Saitama deadpanned. Fubuki blinked and shook her head as she played along

"We also have exotic delicacies and- what's your favorite food?"

"Hot pot."

"The best hot pot in all of the cities!" Fubuki smirked, she got him.

"Hmm... That sounds appetizing." Saitama drooled at the thought of tasting different delicacies from around the world.

"Sensei..." Genos looked at his master with worry.

'Yes! If Saitama agreed, we might even have Genos join our group! I don't know why I'm so lucky today but I'm not complaining.' Fubuki can barely contain her grin. This Saitama is a monster, witnessing one hundred afterimages of him as he knocked out that ninja that outsped the S Class cyborg, they'd be a good asset for Team Fubuki.

"So, Saitama. What's your answer? A yes or a no?" Fubuki asked full of confidence.

"No."

"WHAT?! AFTER ALL THAT?" Ape yelled out. "This is getting ridiculous!" Eyelashes exclaimed.

"You're getting ridiculous, now get out of Sensei's place or I'll kick you out." Genos threatened.

Fubuki glared at the baldy, who had this blank stare, obviously have no shits to give.

"You win this round, baldy." she growled as she turned around to leave.

"Wait, we're boxing?" she heard his stupid reply as she descended the stairs.

Six hours later.

"Okay, what's the next plan?" one of her members asked.

"Miss Blizzard said he seemed to be a sucker for food and groceries." another one replied.

The plan was then formulated, to bribe him with food and to show him that this group ain't as bad as he probably thinks. Fubuki smirked, she remembered the saying that the key to a man's heart was through his stomach. What-No. Of course she's not attracted to him or want him to be attracted to her, not at all.

And so, Saitama received an invitation from the door. "Huh, hey it had my name on it." he smiled as he opened the letter.

"A free buffet? Neat."

The next day. Again.

"Oh!" Saitama grinned at the sight of the food on the table. "Sensei, hold on. Let me scan the dishes for any toxic particles they might've inserted." Genos halted his master as his pupils grew to inspect the dishes.

Only to look like an idiot when a Blizzard member grabbed a cake for a bite.

Soon enough, laughter errupted as everyone was having fun. "This is a good idea, he might see that we have fun here, and that he'd be welcome to join." Fubuki muttered to herself. But as her eyes set it's gaze to the bald hero, he's too busy picking foods to give a shit, Fubuki frowned as her patience slowly detoriate.

As Saitama stuffed his plate, he saw the leader glaring at him. 'What's her problem?'

...

"Hey." he greeted as he approached her. "Hey..." she replied, annoyed.

Saitama reached for a riceball and gave it to her. "Here, have a riceball."

"I don't- why?!" she asked irritably.

"Well, you're giving me the stinkeye, I thought you were envious because of my food, so here, we can share." Saitama said. "I'm the host of the party, you moron! I can have food if I want to! I just don't want t-" Saitama ignored her and stuffed the riceball to her mouth.

"Come on. You're not you when you're hungry." the bald hero deadpanned.

Fubuki begrudgingly chewed the food and ate it.

"The hotpot didn't taste that great though, the udon was amazing and the pork cutlet was-" he rambled on as he

She find it weird that someone outside her group would show concern for her though. Which means he is going to join! Yeah that's it.

Genos was suspicious of everyone as the members enjoyed themselves. He eyed their food, their outfit, anything that might give away a clue on why they suddenly invited them. Well, invited his master, Genos wasn't invited, he just tagged along.

His eyes landed on a girl who also had her eyes on him. But as soon as their gaze met, she immediately averted her gaze.

'Suspicious. Is she observing me and scanning me for weakness?'

'Demon Cyborg looks dreamy...'

"So, have you made up your mind? You seemed to be enjoying yourself." Fubuki said as she took a small bite out of the riceball.

"I am enjoying myself." Saitama replied offhandedly as he ate his food.

"We have these every Friday, you can eat as much as you want." Fubuki said. "Oh. I'm not actually a big eater, I just enjoy the food if it's free." Saitama deadpanned.

'... Okay.' Fubuki tilted her head as she was kind of intrigued by the shallowness of this man.

"Will you join my group?"

"No. Thanks for the food though." the bald hero replied without hesitating. Fubuki finally reached her breaking point. She breathed heavily but tried to be tranquil with her rage "Get out."

"Now? I haven't even tried dessert yet." Saitama asked innocently. "I don't care." the esper snarled.

"Well I do. Let me just have one cupcake and I'll leave." Saitama walked away from her.

"Who do you think you are?!" Fubuki screamed.

Saitama halted on his tracks and slowly turned around "I'm Saitama."

"Wha- I know that! I don't care!"

"Then why did you asked me?"

"I didn't! I-"

"Ooooh, vanilla!"

Saitama brisk walked towards the buffet once more.

"The nerve of this man..!" Fubuki growled to herself, but she knew she was outmatched.

Days have passed as they delivered groceries to Saitama's flat.

"Sensei, they left another bag." Genos notified his master. "I wonder why, I told her I refuse. But hey, I don't mind the free food. If this keeps up, I might be able to pay for King's controller." Saitama nonchalantly replied.

"They won't surrender trying to pursue you, allow me to-"

"It won't be neccessary. I think I have an idea though." Saitama said.

"Whatever my Sensei plans, I know it would be succesful." Genos proudly claimed. "Uhh, yeah. I hope it would. Stop kissing my ass though." Saitama muttered.

Fubuki was running out of ideas, to be fair, her ideas weren't that many to begin with. But it seemed like luck is giving her a break as Lily called her attention. "Miss Blizzard, Caped Baldy was at the door!"

"Let him in." she replied without enthusiasm.

"Hey. I'd like to join your group." Saitama nonchalantly waved and declared as silence consumed the room after the members gasped.

...

"W-W-What?!" Fubuki asked out in surprise.

"Oh, was it not loud enough? I SAID I'D LIKE-"

"No! You bald moron, why the sudden change of mind?" Fubuki stood up to interrupt him. "... You're not accepting anymore members? Alright I'm going hom-"

"No! No! This is perfect!" Fubuki grinned as her subordinates smiled, it's been awhile since they saw Miss Blizzard this happy.

Loud cheers began to errupt, Fubuki didn't care anymore, the most important thing is that she won. "Okay, come upstairs to my room, I need to talk to you in private." she said as the members celebrated. "Oh, hey, atleast ask me out first." Saitama grumbled, causing her to blush and get flusterred "What are you talking about, you pervert?!" she angrily grabbed his wrist and led him to her room.

...

"Okay, welcome to the Blizzard Group, B Class Rank 7, Caped Baldy." Fubuki said as she crossed her arms. "Saitama is just fine."

"Very well, after signing the contracts, I'll give you your first task." she reached out her hand as the paper and pen floated back to her cabinet. Saitama watched the flying pen and paper and absent mindedly reached out to shake her hand, only to touch her boobs by accident.

Fubuki recoiled with a gasp "You pervert! You groped me!"

"Oh! It was an accident. I swear." Saitama claimed. Fubuki sighed and bought the excuse, she got this far already, if she screw this up then she will spend days sulking about it.

"B-But still!" Fubuki stuttered as she grabbed his hand and shook it. "If I let you touch me will that make it even?" Saitama rubbed the back of his head.

Fubuki blushed once more "I'm-I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that!"

"Said what?"

She stared at him for awhile, this guy is too clueless to be a perv.

...

"So basically we're collecting money? Are heroes even supposed to do this kind of stuff?" Saitama asked. "Shut up! As your senpai, you shouldn't ask more questions!" Mountain Ape said as he drove them to the target's house.

"It's like one of those Yakuza factions I took out back in the day..." Saitama muttered with nostalgia, he still had his hair back then.

"Don't fret too much, these are Blizzard Group's distant workers! They are previously crime syndicates but they surrendered under our might and they instead worked hard, Miss Blizzard then gets additional income from these branches! It's nothing illegal so stop panicking." Ape said to which Saitama sighed with relief.

As they walked up the apartment to meet the tenant, Mountain Ape spoke "You know, you're pretty strong. You knocked me and Eyelashes out in one hit back then. I still don't believe you'd beat Miss Blizzard, but I hope you two could make a good team."

Saitama only nodded as he wasn't interested in listening.

So they reached the first door, the veteran member knocked and collected the money. "Now. To the second door." he said as Saitama absentmindedly walked beside him, daydreaming and thinking about what should he have for dinner.

'Kelp would be nice, I think I kept some of that prawn monster I punched the other day, that would be tasty.'

"HEY! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?! YOU'RE USELESS!" Ape harshly berated him as they got to the third door. "Huh?"

"Don't huh me, I've been doing all the work!" Ape barked. "You seemed to be angry, old man. I'm not even doing anything." Saitama replied nonchalantly.

"That's the point! You're too lazy, you're not even doing anything to help! Now you go and sort this last door out!" Ape said.

"And don't call me old man!"

Saitama just hummed and walked towards the door.

Knocking on it, the tenant opened the door a few seconds later.

"HAH?! I told you Fubuki group! I'm going rogue!" a man with a mohawk barked at the hero. He blinked however as he noticed this bald guy wearing a yellow jumpsuit and uniform.

"Huh. You looked different from those clowns."

"Oh hello. I'm here to collect the money." Saitama greeted with a small smile.

"I told you, baldy! I'm going rogue! I'm done! Were you even listening?!" the mohawk man yelled.

Saitama turned towards Mountain Ape. "Hey, this guy wants out or something." Saitama called out and pointed at the guy.

"WHAAAT?!"

The man, intimidated by Ape's stature immediately grabbed Saitama from behind to choke him, without any effect whatsoever. "Oh."

"Stay back! I'll give YOU money!" the man pleaded as he held Saitama hostage.

"We should have turned you in, you scum!" Ape yelled as he tried to think of a way to save his kouhai. 'Hold on, Saitama. I'll try to-'

*punch*

"BGUAAAAGHK!" the man was knocked out with a single quarter assed punch from the bald hero. "Alright, let's see how much I'm worth." Saitama joked as he crouched down to loot the man. "Oh. Just 12 yen?"

I'm gio's roommate. The superior writer :)

Hope you enjoy.