::KINGDOM HEARTS:: The Epilogue--*My Revisioning*

For all of you that have beaten the game or just watched someone else do it, you know where we left our heroes. For others, this may slightly screw up the ending for you, so DON'T READ ON!!! However, if you don't care then please READ ON!!! This is a partial work of fiction, humor, and beauty. It's only for "kicks and giggles", so don't get all pissed of if I go and do something like kill off Kairi!!! But I won't! (wink) Some of the contents may be offensive, but remember: I just made up crap that was funny for me and my homiez! So SHHH!!! Please enjoy!

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(WARNING: Reality ahead!!!!)

--After Sora, Donald, and Goofy defeat Ansem, they find a large white door, Kingdom Hearts, surrounded in darkness and black. Bright sprits of light shoot from the sky as the many lost worlds separate once more. Sora, and his companions fly towards the door.

Ansem: You are too late! The door to darkness is opening.

--He turns to the door.

Ansem: Kingdom Hearts! Fill me with everlasting darkness!

--Sora stands behind him.

Sora: You're wrong! I know now, without a doubt, that Kingdom Hearts is light!

--Bright lights shoot out from the door of Kingdom Hearts, blinding all and enveloping Ansem. He gasps in awe and disappears. They run to the now open door and try their best to reseal it. Curious, Goofy peeks in to the door.

Donald: Stop gawking and keep pushing!

--Then they all lose self-control and look into the door, seeing nothing but Heartless.

All: The Heartless!!!

--They then push even harder, but the door scarcely budged.

Goofy & Donald: Push harder!

Sora: I...I can't!!!

--All of a sudden, a hand comes through the 12-inch crack of the door.

Riku: Come on Sora!!! If we work together, I know we can do it!!!

--Riku stands inside of Kingdom Hearts, pulling the door closed.

(Warning: Here comes the fiction!!!)

Sora: Riku? Is that you?

Riku: Yes, dammit! Now help me close this frickin' door so that we can seal the Heartless away forever!

Sora: No! I can't do that, Riku! I can't just leave you here!

--Sora pulls Riku through the crack of the door.

Riku: What the hell are you doing?!! Sora, are you insane? I'm evil don't you see that, and competition for you getting Kairi, if I do say so myself.

Sora: But you're my friend...

Donald: Push, dammit!

Mickey: Wait, Riku! You can't leave me here with the Heartless!

Riku: Oh yes I can! Holy Jesus, PUSHHH!!!

--Mickey screams inside the dark castle with the glowing Heartless edging closer, and closer to his ugly yellow shoes. He holds up a golden key.

Mickey: Don't worry my friends! I will be all right! Hopefully. And remember, there will always be a door to the...

Riku: PUSHHHHH!!!!!

Mickey: OH, NOOO!

Donald: Hold on there, Riku! Show some respect to the queen...I mean...King! . Goofy: (laughing) 'Hyuck-'hyuck, gawrsh, you are gay, Mickey!

Mickey: Wait, just don't tell Minnie!

Donald: That's the first thing on my agenda!

Mickey: NOOOO!!!! Dammit! Out of one closet and into another!

Riku: We can't close this door by ourselves! Sora, use that gay fairy thing you use on the door.

Sora: Oh, you mean my k....very "masculine" key of light?

Riku: Yeah, whatever. Mickey's got one, too. Use them in unison!

--Both keys were held toward the sky, and the doors were sealed. In an instant, they vanish.

Riku: Where the hell did the doors go?

Sora: I'm not sure, but at least you're safe.

Riku: Excuse me?

--In the corner of his eye, Sora sees a figure appear. It is Kairi, confused and alone. Sora runs to her.

Kairi: Sora? Where am I? And where is all this music coming from.

Sora: I'll never leave your side again.

--Under Kairi's feet, sand forms into an island. Slowly, it begins to drift away from Sora.

Kairi: What the f***?

Sora: NOOO!!! Kairi!!!

Riku: (from a small distance) Just grab her you idiot!!!

Sora: Oh, right!

--He grabs Kairi from the floating island.

Kairi: Smooth move, numb nuts!

Riku: Let's just get out of here.

Donald: How?

Sora: We start to walk in one direction like we know where were going then we'll eventually appear in a large field somewhere with a path then we follow that path, what?!

All: Oh, r-r-right...