(A/N: Hey everybody it's yours truly Hong-gui coming to you with another fanfiction this one based off of the famous TV Show Miraculous. Yes that's right I'm a fan of Miraculous too so sue me, this story is going to be written by both myself and my brother who I have agreed to help me change Cat Noir's aditued a little bit as he is in our honest opinion more of a character like Robin from the Batman franchise and this chapter is going to be the one to kick that off after he meets a new character to The Story of Miraculous who also become, spoiler alert his foster brother. So without further ado let's get this party started.)

Chapter 1: Running your mouth

It was just another day in Paris for the miraculous duo Ladybug and Cat Noir as they raced down the street after the latest akumitized victim of Hawkmoth, a blue clad white skinned super villain with the power to create tornadoes by the name of Philip Mizer a.k.a. the Whirlwind was showing no signs of stopping in his quest for revenge against his boss, Ronald Gordon for harassing his 16-year-old daughter, while he was well within his rights to protect his daughter Ladybug and Cat Noir still had a job to do and that job was to stop the Whirlwind and save Paris from the horror he was unleashing.

"Please Philip I'm sorry, I swear I'll never do it again to anyone just let me live please!" Mizer's boss pleaded, fear are easily seen in his eyes. But whirlwind was not interested in negotiating with him let alone letting him live.

"Oh I couldn't agree more Sir, because I'm going to take you and your sick perverted nature and blow you both away!" Whirlwind bellowed as he raised his arm while holding an akumitized battery-powered fan and created a tornado which pulled Mr. Gordon's car off the ground and into a vacuum of fast spinning wind.

"HELP!" He cried out to the heroes rushing to his rescue, who were just catching up to the wind wielding menace.

"Cat Noir…" Ladybug cried as they ran close to Mr. Gordon. "Use your cataclysm to get him out of the car and I'll pull you both to safety."

Cat smiled and said. "As you wish my lady, if you need me to trust my nine lives to your hands I am more than willing because I'm feline that you already got this cat in the bag." She rolled her eyes at the lame cat puns as she usually did. Cat leapt into the air and allowed himself to be pulled into the tornado with all the spinning debris and cars up in the whirling vortex leaping from one car to the next until finally landing atop of Mr. Gordon's vehicle.

"CATACLYSM!" He exclaimed as he summoned his one-time power and touched the door of the gray sedan reducing it to dust, without hesitation Cat grabbed the seat-belt holding Mr. Gordon and used his claws to cut through the nylon sash. "I hope your insurance covers magic." Cat said as he pulled the driver out of the driver's seat of the car.

"It doesn't." Mr. Gordon replied even though it was a poor attempt at humor on Cat's part

"Hold on tight Sir." Cat said as he leapt outward of the tornado, as if on cue ladybug through her yo-yo into the vortex and it wrapped itself around both her partner and Mr. Gordon then with her superhuman strength she pulled them out of the storm and into a safe place, they landed while rolling into a rooftop air conditioner. Both of them groaned a little bit with pain.

"Cat Noir, are you okay?" Ladybug asked as she ran over to her partner. He quickly sprung up to his feet and said very nonchalantly.

"Don't worry bugaboo, this cat still has all his nine lives." He dusted himself off as Gordon began to plead to both heroes.

"Please, you have to get me away from that man he's going to kill me." Before either of them could respond Whirlwind interrupted.

"You're not getting away that easily Ron." Whirlwind said as he got closer and aimed his fan toward the three individuals on the roof.

"Carapace now!" Ladybug shouted to another one of her teammates as he leapt into action and through his turtle shell shield at the villain from behind and causing his tornado to fly into the sky towards nothing. The shield flew back to its owner who landed with a graceful roll and stopped just in front of his friends, he lifted up his shield and made himself ready for the retaliation.

"How dare you protect this sick fuck; do you have any idea of what he's done?" Whirlwind said as he glared at his target.

"Stop wasting time Whirlwind..." Hawkmoth commanded his thrall telepathically as he grew impatient for his servant to do his job. "Ladybug and Cat Noir's miraculous are right in front of you, seize them now!"

But rather then simply obey his master Whirlwind said. "First things first hawkmoth, I'm going to kill that bastard and then I'll get your miraculous." Whirlwind raised his fan again and took aim at the three heroes and his boss, he pulled the trigger and out flew another tornado.

"SHELTER!" Carapace shouted as he activated his one-time power and deployed a green dome like shield protecting himself and his friends. "Anymore ideas ladybug?" Carapace asked as he maintained his focus. I don't know how long my shield will hold."

Instead of answering his question she threw her yo-yo into the air and exclaimed. "LUCKY CHARM!" Out of nowhere a spool of thread fell from the sky and landed in her hands, she looked at the string and simply said. "What am I supposed to do with this?"

"Well whatever you do with it do it soon." Gordon demanded as he cowered behind the heroes, just then Carapace's shield gave out and left them exposed to The Villainous Whirlwind.

"Now I have you." He said as he raised his fan again.

"MIRAGE!" A voice from above them shouted, the three heroes and Whirlwind looked up and saw the figure was Rena Rouge as she swung it brightly shining orange sphere of magic from her Fox flute towards them, it landed and turned into a massive T-Rex to scare Whirlwind into submission, it roared at him and he began to quiver in fear.

"AAAAAAH, STAY BACK MONSTER!" He screamed as he shot at the illusion with his power. While he was distracted ladybug began to formulate a plan to use her lucky charm, it didn't take long to figure out the best way to stop him was by stopping his fan and the only way to do it was with the string but the only way for it to work was by throwing it directly into the fan from the side of him.

"I've got an idea, Cat Noir get over to the end of the roof and get your staff ready to hit a home run." He gave a nod and said.

"One homerun coming up my lady." Cat ran over to the edge of the roof and pulled his staff and extended it just enough to match the size of a baseball bat.

"Here goes everything!" Ladybug cried as she threw the spool of string and her partner like a baseball. He connected his staff with the spool and just looked in awe as it flew towards the fan.

"Going going going GONE!" Cat shouted as he threw his arms into the air with triumph as the string became tangled in the fan blades successfully stopping it from making any more tornadoes. As Whirlwind desperately tried to unravel the string the sound of metal wire whizzed through the air and a yellow and black striped spinning top wrapped itself around the fan.

"I'll take that." A voice said with glee, Whirlwind look towards another building next to them and saw the figure of Queen bee standing triumphantly and ready to release the Akumaa. "Yoink!" She said as she pulled the fan out of his hand and caught it as her top returned to her, without warning she took the fan and snapped it in two. "Oopsie, did I do that?" She said sarcastically.

With the fan broken the Akumaa was free and began to fly away, but Ladybug was ready for it is always. "No more evil doing for you little Akumaa." She said as she began to spin her yo-yo around. "Time to Dee-evilize!" She threw her yo-yo at the black butterfly and captured it inside, purifying it. She snapped her yo-yo back to her and caught it in her hand. "Gotcha." She cheered, she then pressed the top of her yo-yo and released the butterfly revealing that it had turned back to white. "Bye-bye little butterfly." She said as she waved the little creature goodbye. As if on cue Philip turned back into his normal self and began to groan. "Miraculous Ladybug!" Ladybug then threw her lucky charm into the air and began the instant repairs that Whirlwind had cause in his pursuit of his boss.

The whole team then formed a circle and bumped fists together. "Pound it." They said in unison.

"Oh thank you, thank you all so much." Mr. Gordon said as he approached his saviors, but little did he know he wasn't out of the woods yet.

"Not so fast Mr. Gordon Sir there's still one little matter we need to resolve." Ladybug said as she stared daggers at him.

"Wha...what did I do? I'm the victim here, he attacked me." He said feeling defensive.

"Maybe in the regards of an Akumaa attack but don't pretend that it was only because he was mad at you." Cat Noir added as he also stared at Mr. Gordon with a lot of anger in his eyes.

"We know for a fact that you're on a watch list for sex offenders for doing something similar to another girl in the US and we also know that you're still on parole, which you violated when you tried to violate Ms. Mizer." Rena added as she held up a printed document showing his crime record. "Sure he might've tried to kill you for this, but even though every single bone in my body told me to let him do it I knew that Ms. Mizer would rather have justice over seeing her dad become a murderer." Once Mr. Gordon realized that they were going to take him to the police and out what he'd done he made a break for the door atop the roof which they currently stood on, but before he even got halfway Queen bee leapt into action and landed right in front of him.

"VENOM!" She exclaimed as her fist turned into a large bee stinger, she then proceeded to paralyze him preventing him from escaping. She then put her fists on her hip, turned her nose up and looked away from Mr. Gordon then said rhetorically sounding very annoyed. "Why do all the normal bad guys always think they can run?" While everyone else was busy taking Mr. Gordon to the police ladybug had chosen to stay behind and get Philip back to his daughter. Along the way she reassured him that neither he or his daughter would ever have to deal with his boss ever again.

After she delivered him back to his daughter safely she began to make her way back to her teammates to collect the miraculous as she always did after a group fight. She didn't need to worry about acquiring Queen bee's miraculous she already knew that Cat would take care of that one, and since she had already exposed her secret identity over a year ago to everyone in Paris it didn't matter that much who saw. She finally met up with Rena Rouge and Carapace who she found to be sharing a kiss in a back alley as they waited for ladybug to collect their miraculous. She cleared her throat as they were a bit 'distracted by each other.

"Oh, sorry girl didn't see you there." Rena said as she turned toward ladybug.

"Oh that's all right, you're entitled to your love life whether you're a superhero or not." Both heroes proceeded to return their miraculous to ladybug.

"Trixx, let's rest." Rena said as her costume disappeared and she reverted back to Alya Cesire and at the same time her kwami Trixx popped out and hovered in front of her.

"Wayzz, shell off." Carapace said reverting back to Nino Lahiffe with his kwami Wayzz emerging out as well. "See you soon little dude." Nino said as he offered Wayzz a fist bump. "I hope to see you again soon Nino." He replied as he accepted the friendly gesture.

"Bye for now Alya, until next time." Trixx said, her cheerful nature impossible to hide, not that she wanted to. "Catch you on the flip-side little buddy." Alya said as she gave her kwami a finger high-five Both teens removed their miraculous and the two kwami's disappeared into their pieces of jewelry. Both teens placed their miraculous in the jewelry boxes that ladybug held waiting for them to be returned.

"Thanks again for your help guys this fight was one we couldn't win on our own." Ladybug thanked as she stuffed the boxes into her magic yo-yo.

"Girl you know we're always up for some superhero action." Alya replied as she wrapped her arms around Nino and planted a kiss on his cheek. "Just be sure that you don't take so long to get the two of us next time otherwise this might've ended differently."

"I'll keep that in mind. See you two lovebirds later, bug out." Ladybug through her yo-yo and zipped off to return the Fox and turtle miraculous to Master Fu the great guardian of the miracle box.

Meanwhile Cat Noir and Queen bee had just returned to the Bourgeois hotel on the penthouse floor where Queen bee had lived her entire life. "Here we are my Queen, home sweet home." Cat said with a mock bow as he joked.

"Ugh, first you do that to Ladybug and now me? Cat Noir you are a hopeless romantic." Queen bee said as she crossed her arms and stuck her nose in the air.

"Relax Ms. Bourgeois I was just kidding, and just for the record you're not my type." He said as politely as he could, however she took it way too seriously.

"Excuse-moi?" She faced him very angrily. "What do you mean I'm not your type? I'll have you know I am everyone's type Mr. Noir, for you to say that to me is ridiculous, utterly ridiculous."

Cat simply rolled his eyes and presented the jewelry box. "Can I just take the miraculous and be on my way?"

Queen bee answered him by saying with attitude. "Pollen, buzz off." She began to transform back into Chloe Bourgeois and her kwami Pollen emerged from her miraculous and floated in front of her.

"Is there anything you need before I must return to the Guardian my Queen?" Pollen asked as politely as ever.

Chloe's mood quickly changed to a more polite one as she answered her kwami. "No I'm fine Pollen you just be a good little kwami as always." She replied as she pinched her kwami's cheek. Then she removed her miraculous and Pollen disappeared into it.

"Thanks again for helping us out Chloe we really appreciate it." Cat said as he took the miraculous and placed it in the box. "Yeah yeah, whatever Kitty cat, now if you'll excuse me I have a date with a fresh coat of nail polish." Cat just shook his head, then began to parkour off the roof and off to Master Fu to return the bee miraculous hoping that he'd run into Ladybug in the attempt to once again ask her out.

Back at Master Fu's apartment the Guardian was in the middle of a meditation to bring himself spiritual peace, when he heard a knock at his door. "Come in Marinette." He called out to her, and she did as asked. She walked through the door no longer in her Ladybug suit.

"Hello master, I've come to return the miraculous to you as always." She said with a bow of her head, who smiled as he retrieved them miracle box from the phonogram on his table on the far side of the room. He entered the combination in the phonogram opened as the box came out.

"You have done well this week Marinette, four Akumaa emerged and four Akumaa have been defeated. You and your team are getting better." He praised her as he opened the box to return the miraculous to it.

"Thank you Master, but we cut it pretty close this time, I know it's too dangerous to do it but sometimes I wish that I could just let the others keep their miraculous so that I didn't have to bring them to them when their needed." Marinette let out and exhausted sigh.

"I concur Marinette, I too wish we could take the risk, but as long as Hawkmoth is out there we must remain vigilant." They both exchanged a bow and Marinette turned towards the door, as soon as she opened it she was startled by someone she didn't expect to see their. The boy of her dreams and her classmate Adrien Agreste.

"AH, Adrien hi..." She immediately began to panic as she often did when speaking to her crush. "Uh what to meet you here? I mean nice to meet here. I MEAN what are you doing here? Not that it's not always wonderful to see you, I MEAN NICE, NICE to see you!" She gave a nervous smile and she blushed. Really Marinette are you ever going to stop tripping over your own words? She asked herself inside her head.

"Uh...Who me? Uh well I..." Adrien began to think of an excuse to tell her but Master Fu was prepared for this exact scenario.

"He's here for an acupuncture treatment Ms. Dupain-Cheng. Even models need tension released from their nerves." Marinette thankfully bought it as she returned her attention to Adrien.

"Well in that case I hope it goes well for you, by Kitty. I mean pretty. I mean pretty boy. I MEAN I HAVE TO GO NOW BYE!" She ran out of the room blushing as red as a tomato. Adrien closed the door behind him then turned to face Master Fu and bowed in respect of his master.

"You know she seems like a nice girl…" Fu stated as he opened the miracle box again for Adrien to place the miraculous inside. "Have you ever considered asking her out?" Fu asked already being quite aware of her feelings towards Adrien.

"Who Marinette? She's just a friend." Adrien replied as he knelt down and pulled the miraculous out of his back pocket and put it in the box.

"Just because a stream is a stream now that doesn't mean it can't become a mighty river in the future." Fu said as he took the box and returned it to its hiding place.

"With respect master, I think it's only fair to say that I already have feelings for…" Adrien began but was cut short when Fu interrupted him.

"Ladybug, yes I know." Adrien was startled by this, other than Plagg he hadn't told anyone about his feelings for his partner to anyone including Master Fu.

"How did you know about that?" Adrien asked, Fu simply knelt back down on the floor in front of him.

"One only needs to see the truth for what it is and accept it as it is. That in Plagg told me." Fu said as he folded his hands and began to meditate again.

"Plagg!" Adrien growled at his kwami as he stared daggers at him while eating his wedge of Camembert inside his coat pocket.

"What? You never said I couldn't tell Master Fu about this now did you?" Plagg tried to justify.

"Even so that still wasn't cool of you to just go and tell someone without my permission, I mean what if I'd told someone about you without your permission huh? What then Plagg?" Adrien seethed with anger.

"He has a point Plagg, some secrets are best kept to oneself rather than shared without the consent of its owner." Plagg groaned as he folded his arms. "But still Adrien…" Fu continued. "Perhaps you should at least consider giving her a chance, you may find that Marinette could be your true love after all."

Adrien looked away and sighed. "Not you too master."

Fu noticed this then asked. "What do you mean my boy?"

Adrien continued with the topic. "My friend Nino and his girlfriend Alya keep trying to get me to go out with Marinette even when I've told them that I'm interested in…well, someone else. It's not that I don't like Marinette it's just that…I love Ladybug. I might not know who she is under the mask but I know with every single fiber of my being that I love her."

Adrien stated honestly, then Master Fu replied. "Adrien, let me ask you something, do you see better with your eyes open or closed?"

Adrien was taken back by the odd question. "Open of course." He answered feeling strange about this conversation suddenly.

"And yet you fail to see the wall in front of you has no doorway to proceed, but the wall beside you has a window of opportunity just waiting for you." Fu said making very little sense to Adrien at this point.

"I don't think I follow you master." Then Plagg flew out of Adrien's coat pocket holding his wedge of Camembert then chimed in.

"It means listen to the old man, ask Marinette out on a date and forget about Ladybug. She's never shown an interest for you as it is and she's proven it time and time again, besides you don't even know who she is under the mask, for all you know she could be some evil heartless…"

Adrien quickly interrupted him. "Say one more word Plagg and I swear I will flush all your Camembert down the toilet when we get home again." Adrien threatened, Plagg just held his cheese close to his chest and gasped.

"You wouldn't dare." Plagg tried to call his bluff.

"You want to bet me?" Adrien fired back.

Feeling irritated by this argument Master Fu interrupted them both. "Enough, and I'm not saying that you should forget about Ladybug Adrien, you can still love her as much as you wish, but it is true though and as much as I hate to agree with Plagg perhaps its best if you move on, stop treating Ladybug as your only option and try to branch out, at the very least you could give Marinette a fair chance. What have you got to lose?"

Adrien just sat there defeated with his eyes closed. He didn't want to hear any of this from his master or his kwami, even though he believed they were right he wished that they weren't. "I…I need to think about it." He said as he rose from his knelt position on the floor.

"Of course, one should always think before he acts." Fu said as he bowed to his disciple, Adrien did the same in unison then he turned to the door.

Just before he turned the knob he turned back to Master Fu and asked. "Mainly out of curiosity, what was Mari doing here anyway?" Fu was once again prepared for this question and said.

"We have tea at least once a week, I also provide her father with some homegrown herbs for his back pain."

That last half wasn't a lie though, Mr. Dupain had been experiencing back pain due to a cyst that doctors had discovered in his spine, however he didn't want doctors to remove it, even though it hurt tremendously he was afraid of doctors so Master Fu agreed to give Marinette a special herbal tea to deal with the swelling and sooth his pain. Adrien of course believed his master's minor fib, even though he didn't want to lie to him Fu had to keep the truth a secret from Adrien, even if it meant lying to him about the identity of his true love. Adrien left Fu's apartment and started down the hallway. Then Fu turned to Plagg and said very nonchalantly. "I hate seeing them just beat around the bush with this, both of them. I mean it's just so frustrating seeing this." He said as he rubbed his eyes trying to relieve the stress.

Then Plagg said complaining. "Well at least you don't have to live with them."

"Plagg, you coming or what?" Adrien called out from the hall.

"Gotta go, see you soon master." Plagg flew through the door and into Adrien's coat pocket, as soon as Adrien got outside he walked towards the bus stop when all of a sudden he was knocked down by a random stranger in a black beanie and leather jacket with an American flag on the left shoulder.

"Hey watch it jerk!" Adrien shouted to the stranger as he ran down the sidewalk, but he paid Adrien no mind as he took off into a nearby alley.

"He went that way come on!" Adrien turned around and saw three thugs rushing after the stranger who'd just knocked him down, they were also wearing black leather jackets, they also had a logo on the back that everyone in Paris could recognize easily, these men belonged to a gang known as the Romani rollers the most vicious gang in all of Paris, Adrien immediately felt worried for this kid because he knew if he'd enraged the rollers it would not end well for him at all. Adrien quickly rose to his feet as the gangsters ran towards the alley. "That doesn't look good." Adrien said, Plagg then replied.

"Eh, not our problem. Besides I'm sure he did something to deserve it." Adrien glared at him

"Plagg?" Plagg rolled his eyes.

"Fine, if you want to save him go ahead." He said with a sigh.

Adrien held out his fist then said. "Plagg, claws out!" Within an instant Plagg was sucked into Adrien's ring transforming him with a bright green flash of light and into his superhero persona Cat Noir, then he raced down the sidewalk towards the alley that the kid and the thugs had ran into. It looked as though the kid was no older than Adrien, he had a scar on his right cheek that indicated that he'd gotten into a fight before, at first glance he looked to be Caucasian but seemed to have a hint of Latino coloring in his skin. He was trying to hop the chain-link fence but was pulled down before he could escape and thrown to the ground.

"Well well well, looks like little Dallas couldn't outrun us like he thought he could eh boy's?" One of the thugs said as he kicked the kid in the stomach, he winced in pain.

"HEY ROLLERS!" Cat Noir called out to the thugs, they turned around and gasped once they caught sight of him at the end of the alley spinning his staff. "Three on one? Doesn't seem fair to me." He pointed the end of his staff at the thugs and continued. "Looks like you're gonna need more guys."

"Shit it's the freaken cat kid!" One of the thugs cried.

"Cat Noir actually, and it's NOT a pleasure to make your acquaintance." Cat quipped as he bowed mockingly.

"Kill that little Shit." One of the thugs shouted as they all charged Cat who quickly extended his staff and propelled himself into the air then came right back down to earth slamming his staff into the face of one of the thugs breaking his nose. "Oh you fucken bastard." He cried as he held his face completely unaware that Cat wasn't done with him yet.

"Sorry, didn't want to step on your…TOES!" Cat quickly speared his staff into the thugs foot, he started hopping on one foot holding his now aching foot. Then with another blow from the staff Cat took him down with a strong hit to the stomach effectively winding him and sending him to his knees taking him out of commission with a final blow to the back of the head knocking him out.

"Hold still cat, so I can neuter you." Another thug said as he pulled a knife out of his pocket.

Cat simply smiled and said. "Not a bad idea." The thug charged Cat attempting to stab him with a knife, Cat quickly sidestepped to dodge the attack and knocked the knife out of the thug's hand with his staff and delivered quick a series of strikes to the thugs face with his staff then delivered a quick blow to his groin. The thug fell to his knees and just held his groin. "Me–ouch! I felt that one, but not as much as you did." While he wasn't looking the third thug wrapped his arms around Cat Noir and put him in a bear hug. "Hey! This kitty doesn't like to be held!" Cat blasted as he pointed the staff into the thug's stomach and extended it sending him back into the street and straight to the other side of the road and into a nearby building. While cat was distracted with him the thug he'd just beaten pulled a gun out from his pocket and took aim at him, but before he could fire the kid in the jacket pulled out a curved knife and slashed the thugs hamstring as he slid to Cat's rescue.

The thugs screamed in pain, then the kid grabbed the thugs wrist holding the gun with his free hand and used his knife to slash his wrist causing him to drop the gun, then he quickly grabbed the gun and kicked the thug in the gut then pistol whipped him in the side of the head knocking him out. "Watch you're ass next time cat boy. Next time I might not be here to save your nine lives." The kids spat as he put away his knife and unloaded the gun as well as take it apart just in case.

"You're welcome…" Cat said annoyed by his tone. "I just saved your life."

To which the kid simply replied. "I was just fine Frenchy, this is one American rebel who didn't ask for you to save him."

It took a second for Cat to figure out what he was talking about then he said. "Well at least we actually knew how to fight back then, if I'm not mistaken you guys never would've won if it wasn't for the French fleet that came to block the harbor for you guys so the British couldn't escape because you guys were practically begging on your hands and knees for us to save you from your oppressors."

"Yeah well don't forget we had to pull your asses out of the fire during BOTH world wars so what does that say about you guys Frenchy?" The kid fired back.

"At least I'm not stupid enough to piss off the Romani rollers." Cat stated as he pointed a finger in the kid's chest.

"Oh yeah? Well at least I could see that guy wasn't done and that he had a gun ready to shoot you in the back of the head, if you weren't so busy with your stupid cat puns maybe you would've seen it coming." The kid retorted with his own finger point.

"I'll have you know that I've been doing this for over two years now and I've gotten along just fine." Cat boasted, then the kids smirked and said.

"Oh two whole years of running around Paris in a gimp suit made to look like a cat, that's actually quite impressive."

"Gimp suit? Oh you did not just call my threads a gimp suit." Cat growled as he got up in the kids face.

"Aww what's wong wittle kitty? Did I upset you? Aww I'm sowy." The kid mocked him with baby talk as he pinched Cat's cheek like a child, Cat was quick to swat his hand away.

"Look pal, I'm not sure if you realize this but I'm kind of a big deal around here." Cat stated trying to rebuild his composure.

"Oh really? So how many clients do you satisfy during the long week kitty?" The kid quipped, then Cat fired back with.

"I don't know, how many Catholic priests have you satisfied of late wee lad?" The kid tried to think of a good come back but fell short of his words and only managed to say. "Fuck off pussycat!"

"I am what I eat wee lad." Cat said completely unaware that he'd just given this kid fuel for his fire.

"Oh so you're one of those sick Chinese guys who eat cats? How ironic." But Cat Noir wasn't fazed by this at all.

"Apparently you never tasted pink taco my friend." Cat retorted.

"Oh please if even half of the rumors I've heard about you are true then there is zero chance that Ladybug has ever let you in her pants." The kid mocked cat who fired back with.

"Hey that is an A B situation so C your way out of it before E jumps over D and F's you up." Cat demanded.

"Ooh what you gonna do pussycat? Yah gonna cough up a hairball? Maybe play with your turds of in the litter-box?" The kid quipped once again as he completely enjoyed getting under Cat Noir skin. But Cat had decided that he'd had enough of arguing with this kid and extended his staff.

"I'm gonna teach you some manners punk." He quickly whirled his staff from side to side then stopped it pointing the end of it in the kid's face breaking his nose and knocking him down to the ground. The kid wiped his nose and saw the blood dripping from it then he turned to Cat and said. "You never should've done that gimp cat."

He sprung to his feet then pulled his knife out and took his boxer stance. "My claws are sharper kid." Cat said as he too took his fighting stance.

"And I've been trained how to fight since I was six." The kid replied with gritted teeth, both the hero and the rebel faced off for a moment when the kid made his move while shouting a war-cry. He slashed at his opponent with each blow being blocked by the staff. "Too slow yah wanna be biker." Cat mocked as he quickly ducked below and delivered a swift kick to the kids stomach, but he quickly recovered and slashed at Cat's hands while they held the staff causing him to drop his weapon. "OW! You little shit, I was gonna go easy on you but now your ass is grass." Cat growled as he balled up his fists.

"And let me guess, you're the lawnmower?" The kid mocked.

"No." Cat growled again staring daggers at the kid. "I'm the god damn undertaker." The kid then made another joke.

"Oh so you're one of those guys who like to take dead bodies down to the morgue and secretly make love to them?" Cat quickly asked back jokingly. "Are you speaking from experience?" The kid tried to think of a good come back but fell short of his words yet again than simply said. "Just shut up and fight."

Cat leapt at him and tackled him to the ground only to be pushed off by his feet and thrown behind him landing on his back. They both scrambled to their feet. "I thought cats always landed on their feet." The kid quipped once again.

"And I thought all American rebels fought like a man, but as it turns out you fight like a girl." Cat replied thankful that none of his female teammates were around to hear.

"Oh you little croissant eating snail sucking son of a bitch." The kids spat with venom.

"Hey, that's my mother you're talking about." Cat said as he didn't approve of the comment.

"Mama's boy." The kid said with a smirk before he leapt at Cat with his knife and let a series of slashes fly as he attempted to cut him again, Cat just kept stepping back each time avoiding the blows until the kid finally managed to cut his cheek with a small scratch, Cat saw this as an opportunity to take him down so with speed he wrapped his arms around the kids and put it over his shoulder then elbowed him in the stomach as hard as he could causing him to drop the knife then he used a judo throw and sent the kid flying into the fence and he landed with a loud thud.

"Had enough…?" Cat panted still ready to fight. "Because I've got plenty more where that came from." The kid slowly started to stand up but fell back down to his knees. "Yeah I'm feline you had…" The kid cut Cat off from his quip when he started to cough up blood, Cat's attitude changed from cocky to concern in a heartbeat. He quickly rushed over to the kid and knelt down to help him onto his feet. "Jeez I didn't think I hit you that hard." Cat voiced his concern.

"Don't worry about me kitty..." The kid said as he delivered a sucker punch to Cat's face then swept his legs out from under him causing him to hit the pavement. "Worry about yourself." Then he leapt on top of Cat and started throwing punches into his face, Cat quickly forced them to roll down the alley to try and grab his staff all the while trading blows with his opponent, who took notice of what he was doing and saw that he was getting them closer to his knife to. He reached out and grabbed it as they passed by it then he attempted to drive his knife into Cat's face.

"CATACLYSM!" Cat shouted as he reached up and allowed the blade of the knife to connect with the palm of his hand and quickly turned it to dust.

"My karambit! You son of a bitch that was Damascus steel do you have any idea how expensive that is? And never mind how hard it is to craft!" The kid bellowed as he berated Cat.

"Yeah it was really pretty too...unlike your face." Cat said as he grabbed a handful of dirt and threw it into the kid's eyes, as the kid started to rub his stinging eyes Cat interlocked his fists and slammed the kid in the gut causing him to roll off of him. Cat quickly got back up and ran to collect his staff, once he had it he made himself ready again. "Now then, let's finish this shall we?" The kid began to stand up slowly eyes shut tight from the dirt that cat had thrown into his eyes, but he didn't care that he couldn't see as he took his fighting stance again. "Seriously? You're blind, you don't stand a chance."

Or at least that's what Cat thought, within that instant the kid charged at him and leapt into the air and delivered a swift kick in the side of his head then spun around and elbowed him in the stomach then with both fists he threw a double punch right into his face and his chest disorienting him and winding him, then he quickly snatched Cat's staff then tripped him up with it then pinned him to the ground.

"Like I said before, if you didn't run your mouth like the river Jordan you would've seen that coming. Thanks for the work out gimp cat, I've been a bit lazy as of late. Have fun blowing your next client." The kids sassed as he threw Cat's staff to the far end of the alley then left Cat to himself as he left the alley, then he stopped as he got to the alley entrance and said. "Oh and when you tell your teammates about me, make sure they bring their A GAME if they want to beat Dallas Jones." Then he just walked away and out of sight, Cat slowly stood up as he used the side of the alley to steady himself.

"It's a good thing these guys are out cold." Cat said as he reverted back to Adrien Agreste.

"Ugh, two cataclysms in one day, never good for me." Plagg said as he flew out of Adrien's ring and landed on the ground exhausted.

"Plagg…" Adrien forced himself to speak through the pain, his breathing was extremely labored. "I need help…please."

Plagg looked up and saw his friend injured more than usual. "Oh my gosh Adrien..." Plagg completely forgot his exhaustion and flew over to his friend. "Are you okay do you need help?" He asked frantically.

"Master…Fu...get him...fast..." Was all Adrien could say before he fell to the ground and passed out.

"ADRIEN!" Plagg shrilled with fear that he was dead, without hesitation Plagg flew to Master Fu so he could save him. But he was stopped dead in his tracks when he caught sight of someone he didn't expect coming back to Master Fu so soon, Marinette Dupain-Chang.

"I can't believe I forgot to get my dad's prescription…" Marinette scolded herself. "He only need's it because his back hurts too damn much. Stupid stupid stupid."

"It's not your fault Marinette…" Tikki said from the inside of her purse. "You were simply distracted by the one you love the most at the time, it happens to everybody." Just a little ways down from where they were coming they both heard a high-pitched scream, however they didn't see who it came from, but they did hear that it came from the alley just ahead of them.

"Did you hear that?" Marinette asked her kwami. "I think somebody needs her help." Taking one quick glance to make sure no one was watching Marinette quickly said activating her miraculous. "Tikki, spots on." In a bright pink flash Marinette transformed into her superhero persona Ladybug.

She pulled her yo-yo and started spinning it around as fast as she could while at the same time running towards the alley, when she got to the entrance her jaw dropped when she saw three Romani rollers unconscious along with the one she loved most. "ADRIEN!" She put her yo-yo back on her hip and ran over to him. She checked to see if he had a pulse, she breathed a sigh of relief. "He's okay, but I have to get him to Master Fu he's the closest thing we have around here to a doctor." She quickly scooped him up in her arms bride style, he groaned as he started to open his eyes and saw vision of Ladybug carrying him.

"La...Ladybug?" He groaned, she quickly looked down at him and began to shush him.

"Don't say anything Adrien, I'm going to take you to a friend of mine he can help you." Adrien quickly passed out again as Ladybug made her way back up to Master Fu's apartment.

An hour later Adrien woke up in Master Fu's apartment laying in a bath of a strange smelling green potion. "Oh good, you're already awake." Master Fu said as he walked into the room holding his teakettle and a spare cup.

"W...wh...what...happened?" Adrien asked as he tried to sit up in the bath, he winced as he felt a sharp pain in his ribs. Master Fu then came over to him after setting the tea kettle and cup down and gently pushed him back into the potion.

"Please Adrien stay down, let the potion do its work." He said as he reached around for the teakettle and cup, he filled the top with the hot liquid and set the kettle back down on the table. "Here, drink this herbal tea, it will help dull the pain." Fu handed Adrien the cup, he sipped on it a little and discovered it tasted awful but he swallowed it anyway.

"Gak, what the hell is this stuff?" He said as he tried not to gag.

"I'm sorry my boy, I know it's not very satisfying but it will help your pain. But only if you drink the whole cup." Master Fu said as he looked away slightly. Adrien groaned as he tried to brace himself for what he was about to do, he held his nose and just gulped the entire thing down in one gulp, then he started coughing as he handed the cup back to Fu.

"Thank you for helping me Master…sorry that you had to though." Adrien thanked and apologized.

"You've nothing to be sorry for, now just rest and let the potion heal your wounds." Fu said while turning to the door "I'll prepare more potions for you to take home with you, you're going to need them for the next few days."

"Wait…" Adrien begin to ask. "Before I passed out I swore I saw Ladybug coming to help me, did she see me…?"

He was about to ask if she saw him transform back but Fu interrupted him and said. "I'm afraid the credit must go to Ms. Dupain-Chang this time." He half fibbed, hoping that maybe the advice he'd given Adrien earlier would sink in.

Adrien just sat there stunned, then he asked. "Uh...Marinette didn't see me turn back did she?" Fu simply smiled and shook his head no.

"When she came to me she said that she found Adrien, not Cat Noir. She's also been quite worried about your condition, thankfully I can put her fears to rest."

Adrien's eyes shot open, then he asked a little nervously. "She's here?" Fu nodded his head. "Please tell me she didn't see me naked." Adrien begged feeling even more nervous than before. Fu threw his head back and laughed.

"Nothing to fear, in fact she shied away from the opportunity. Now please just rest." He said as he left the room and Adrien to his thoughts.

Marinette was left pacing back and forth in Master Fu's living room feeling nothing but worry for the love of her life. "Oh I hope he's gonna be okay please tell me he's gonna be okay please oh please oh please oh please oh please." Marinette begged as she pulled on her pigtails.

"Marinette calm down Master Fu is one of the greatest healers in history, if anyone can fix Adrien it's him." Tikki said trying to calm down her friend.

"But what if he doesn't fix him? What if something goes wrong? What if whatever Master Fu tries makes it worse?" She asked thrice.

"I forgive your lack of faith in me Marinette…" Marinette jumped with fright as Master Fu came out from the back room. "You scared me." She stated as she placed her hand against her heart.

"Forgive me, as I was saying you have nothing to worry about, Adrien is finally awake." Marinette's face lit up with a smile.

"He is? ADRIEN!" She quickly rushed past him and into the back room. "Marinette wait!"

Just as Master Fu had left the room Adrien began to questioning how an ordinary kid could beat him in a one on one fight while he was powered up by his ring. And how he could better prepare himself next time he saw him because he decided right then and there this wasn't over between them, not by a long shot. "Dallas Jones…" He hissed as he just laid in the bath. "I don't care how long it takes I will find you and I will even the score and when I do I will be ready for you, then you'll wish that this black cat never crossed your path."

"ADRIEN!" Adrien popped his head out of the bath in reaction to whoever was calling his name, but he quickly recognize the voice. "Marinette?" He said sort of puzzle. "Marinette wait?" He heard Master Fu cry out, just then Marinette burst through the door and ran over to Adrien then wrapped him in a hug.

"You're okay, oh thank God you're okay." She said completely forgetting he was naked, that is until he reminded her.

"Um...Mari? I'm super flattered that you were worried about me but could we maybe do this when I have clothes on?" Her eyes shot open as she just remembered he wasn't wearing anything, she then started screaming as she let go of him then buried her face in her hands with embarrassment as she just kept shouting.

"Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God!" Master Fu felt equally embarrassed for her while Adrien's kwami Plagg was in the next room with Tikki barely containing his laughter while she just shook her head at him. "You should be ashamed of yourself." She said with disgust.

Meanwhile on the other side of Paris Dallas Jones was also receiving medical treatment for his fight with Cat Noir, he was just as angry at Cat for getting in his way even though he was just trying to save his life, for which he was grateful even though he'd never admit it. "So let me get this straight…" The doctor treating Dallas began to ask. "You're saying that a cat did all of this to you?" The doctor handed him an ice pack for a black eye Cat Noir had given him sometime during the fight.

"Yeah sort of, wasn't just any ordinary cat though, stupid punk thought he could take me down with that stupid stick of his, but I gave as good as I got." Dallas seethed still feeling bitter against Cat.

"Sounds like you had a run-in with Cat Noir." The doctor said as he applied a bandage to Dallas is broken nose, he winced in pain.

"Take it easy doc, my face is barely holding together as it is." Dallas whined as the doctor continued. "Well that's what happens when you pick a fight with a superhero, though I'm curious how you beat Cat Noir." The doctor added.

"Ha, Cat Noir more like Chump Noir. Wait I got a better one, Cat Noir more like Chump Retard. You know what now that I hear it out loud it kind of sounds forced." Dallas said as the doctor finished up. "All right all done, just wait one moment and I'll give you a prescription for some painkillers." The doctor said as he turned to write out the prescription.

Dallas hated medicines unless it was the homemade kind, if he had a choice he would always go for homemade meds, after he left the doctor's office he threw the prescription in the trash and walked towards the hotel he'd been staying in for the past few days. "Dallas Jones." A voice called through a megaphone, Dallas turned around and saw that it was coming from a cop car with an overweight police officer at the wheel. "Stay right where you are young man your foster family has been looking all over for you." Ofc. Roger said through the megaphone.

"Shit." Dallas hissed as he took off running towards the street only to be cut off by another squad car. "God dammit…" He cursed to himself. "This is not my day."

(A/N: Well that's it for this chapter, I hope you guys enjoy it because God knows I had fun writing it, especially the part where Marinette runs in to see Adrien and forgets he's naked, sorry not sorry Marinette. Next time in Web of secrets Dallas finds himself in police lock up but not for long, Marinette has the privilege of meeting Dallas face-to-face, Adrian in Marinette have an awkward moment at his latest fashion show and as a way of saying thanks he invites her to dinner. Now just so you know this story is not nearly as complete as one of my other fan fictions I'm working on right now so if you're impatient you can go ahead and check out that story and hopefully you'll enjoy it OK see you later bye for now.)