Hello, hello! Good to see you all again!Although if it's not "again" than you probably haven't read the first book in this series "Call Me V," in which case: What are you doing here? It's not good to read the sequel first!

Anyway, sorry for the delay. I got a PS4 for my birthday and I've been playing Infamous: Second Son and Bloodborne nonstop (not DMC 5 tho cause I'm broke). And I got my wisdom teeth removed. I'll try to update this often as possible, but I might not have a consistent schedule like I did for the first book. Nonetheless, don't worry about this series ending any time soon.

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The first semester at Beacon Academy was finally over, a fact V was mostly happy about. Midterms didn't make life better, but at least they were done now.

Currently, Team RWBY was sitting together at their same lunch table with V. Ruby, however, was missing, so Weiss, Blake, and Yang sat across the table from V.

V looked across the table to see Blake's book. It seemed she had some sketches and notes within, but rather than being school work, it looked like there was a drawing of the White Fang logo with assorted images, including the view of a strange figure from behind.

"Watcha doin'?" Yang suddenly looked over Blake's shoulder. The Faunus jumped a bit in surprise and snapped the book shut.

"Nothing, just reviewing notes from last semester," Blake lied.

"Boooring!" Yang drawled as she caught a grape in her mouth. V looked across his right shoulder toward the other end of the cafeteria to find Nora throwing food for Yang to catch and eat. With a shake of his head, he turned back and opened his book to read.

He was interrupted as Ruby appeared, heaving and slamming a giant binder on the table, making him jump a little in surprise. It had the title "Vytal Festival Activities, Property of Weiss Schnee." However, the title was clearly crossed out hastily with a red marker pen, and with the same color, "Best Day Ever Activities," was scrawled underneath.

Ruby cleared her throat, gesturing to the table members, "Friends, Sisters...Weiss."

"Hey!" the mentioned girl protested.

"Four score and seven minutes ago, I had a dream!"

"Ruby, you haven't been alive for eighty years," V inputted humorously.

"Hey, it's a figure of speech!" she protested before clearing her throat and starting again, "I had a dream, that we will come together as a team and have the most fun anyone had ever had, ever!"

"Is...that my binder?" Weiss inquired, looking at the cover.

"I'm not a crook!" Ruby declared, making peace signs with her hands.

"What does all of this mean, anyways?" V inquired.

"I'm talking about kicking off our semester with a bang!" Ruby pointed to V.

"Well I always like to kick of my semester with a Yang!" Yang joked. V groaned at the terrible pun while Nora booed Yang and chucked an apple at her.

"Look guys, it's been a good two weeks and between more exchange students arriving and the tournament at the end of the year, our second semester is going to be great! But, classes start back up tomorrow! Which is why I've taken the time to schedule a series of wonderful events for us today."

As Ruby talked about her plan, Yang chuckled her apple back at Nora.

"I don't know. I think I might sit this one out," Blake replied.

"Sit out or not, I think that however we spend this last day, we should do it as a team," Weiss said, "I for one think that..."

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The members of Team RWBY looked to V to find a pie splattered on the back of his head and dripping onto his uniform. Everyone in the cafeteria fell silent as he slowly turned around to look at Nora from across the room. She immediately hid behind Ren, who simply face-palmed.

"Okay then...if that's how it's going to be...V said menacingly as he stood up.

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"Man, that's harsh."

Outside the cafeteria, Sun was walking with another teen, Neptune. He had blue hair, a pair of goggles with yellow lenses on his forehead, and wore a maroon sweater with a white shirt underneath and grey jeans.

"I know!" Sun exclaimed, "We were fighting side by side while V had his giant creature thingy and was going ham on the other dudes. Blake and I kept beating on that Torchwick dude and she was super fast and I threw a banana at the guy, which sounds gross, but it was awesome!"

"Nice!" Neptune replied.

"Right? And the best part is, she's a Faunus. But that's a secret, okay?"

"Got it," the blue hair teen affirmed.

Sun leaned in close to Neptune, "And not a, "I'm gonna go tell Scarlet the second Sun turns his back secret", I'm talking secret secret."

"Whoa, chill out, man, okay? I got it, I got it!"

"You better," Sun pointed at him before they began to walk again, "I just don't want to screw this up, you know? The people here are the coolest! No offense to you guys."

"None taken."

"They're just in here. I'm really excited for you to meet them. So be cool, okay? You're gonna be cool, right?"

"Dude," Neptune struck a pose with a smile with his teeth gleaming in the sunlight.

"Good point," Sun opened the doors as they got to the front of the cafeteria, finding a stampede of students running toward the exit.

"Food fight!" many of them cried out as the escaped out of the building. Neptune looked in concern before a bellowing laughter filled the room.

Team JNPR was standing opposite Sun and Neptune at the other end of the hall. They had multiple tables stacked haphazardly, with Nora standing atop them and her three teammates on other places on and around the structure.

"I'm queen of the castle! I'm queen of the castle!" sang the ginger. Opposite the maniacal girl, Ruby stood atop a lunch table and stomped her foot on determination, leveling a glare and a menacing finger-point at the other team.

"Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful!" Ruby declared, crushing cartoon of milk in her hand, "It will be delicious!"

"Yeah!" her team cheered behind her. V simply continued to glare at JNPR, summoning Griffon.

"Off with their heads!" Nora ordered, jumping down from the top of her tower, starting the food fight. JNPR opened up by launching a barrage of watermelons at RWBY

"Yang! Turkey!" Ruby called to her sister.

Yang rolled over to two turkeys and stuck her fists inside them, proceeding to block and punch melons launched by JNPR.

Nora ended up grabbing a pole off the wall and slamming it into a watermelon, making a makeshift hammer. In response, Weiss grabbed a swordfish off the ground, weilding it like her rapier and dashing forward and knocking the girl back. The Queen was not shaken, however, and charged for a counterattack. Weiss was immediately put on the defensive as she parried the Melon Masher's blows, but her wielding of the Swordfish couldn't keep up and she was struck hard and sent flying back into a pillar. The impact knocked her out and Ruby held her in her arms as the pillar collapsed around them.

"Weiss, Weiss! Don't leave me! Nooo!"

Meanwhile, V formulated a simple strategy. He swiftly prepped a couple of soda cans with mentos, handing them off to Griffon who flew across the hall, dropping them on JNPR and shouting, "BOMBS AWAY!"

Nora, Pyrrha, and Ren avoided the explosive bottles, but Jaune was unlucky and got splattered by carbonated liquid.

Yang ran up to attack the enemy directly, but was swiftly stuck under the chin by Nora, sending her flying upwards and out of the hall through the roof at the cost of Nora's hammer breaking.

Blake flipped backwards and grabbed a long link of sausages, wielding it as though it were a whip to send a now defenseless Nora flying back into a couple of soda vending machines.

Ren then charged at Blake and V who both grabbed baguettes to deflect his leeks. Blake and Ren traded a few blows before V threw his loaf at Ren, teleporting up and slamming him backwards with a second strike of his improvised weapon.

Unexpectedly, Pyrrha used her Semblance to take all the soda cans out of their vending machines, sending a never ending barrage of them towards the three surviving members of RWBY.

"Oh shit!" Griffon shouted, quickly diving down and flying V out of the zone of danger, only to be pegged by a watermelon tossed by Nora and sending the duo crashing into a table, effectively putting them out of the fight. Blake was unfortunately slammed back against the far wall by the barrage. Ruby was now the only one left standing from her team.

In a last ditch effort, she used her Semblance and ran forward as fast as she could. A vortex formed around her, picking up all the accumulated food and drinks strewn about the room and running past JNPR, causing them to be sucked in too. Ruby stopped just before she would hit the wall, the force of the wind behind her cracking it. JNPR slammed against the wall and were painted with soda and food while Ruby leapt out of the way. Soon after Ruby landed with one knee to the floor. , they comically slid off the wall, leaving only their outlines on the surface.

"Superhero landing, woooooo!" Griffon cheered at Ruby's posing in slurred speech, still recovering from the fall with V.

"I love these guys," Sun commented. Neptune, on the other hand, was nonplused as he was drenched head-to-toe in soda. Immediately after the resolution, Glynda burst into the hall, waving her riding crop to telekinetically restore the room to its former state.

"Children, please," Glynda scolded the recovered teams, adjusting her glasses, "Do not play with your food!".

Nora burped aloud in response. Teams JNPR and RWBY tried and failed to compose themselves. Suddenly, a screaming Yang crashed through the ceiling into one of the tables. The others looked at her as she sat up, and they all burst into laughter. Glynda grumbled at their attitude.

"Mister V!" another voice called from the entrance. Everyone looked back to see Ozpin standing in the doorway.

"I didn't start this—" V claimed.

Ozpin chuckled, "I wasn't going to assign blame. I simply request that you clean yourself up and meet me in my office. There is someone who would like to meet you. I'll see you then."

Ozpin turned around and left, followed by Glynda. V raised an eyebrow as the others looked at him quizzically.

"Who do you think it is?" Ruby asked.

"I haven't the faintest idea..." V stroked his chin in thought.

"Well, I don't think it's a good idea to keep them waiting," Weiss pointed out. V nodded and grabbed his cane from where he dropped it before the fight, walking out the doors after Ozpin and giving a nod of acknowledgement to Sun and Neptune on the way out.

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The doors of the elevator opened to Ozpin's office. V stepped in and glanced around, finding three occupants: Ozpin, Goodwitch, and an unknown third individual.

"Ah, good to see you've arrived, V," Ozpin began. The third person in the room turned around to face V.

He wore a long, dark blue coat with a red inner lining and a brown harness. Under the coat he had a red zip-up hoodie/vest with two zippers, and there was a black shirt beneath that. On his left wrist, he wore a red wristband held in place with a small brown belt. His legwear consisted of a pair of blue pants held up by a belt with a rose buckle. Over his pants, he wore brown thigh straps with a small belts in them. He also had brown boots that came halfway up his shins. In addition, he wore a silver ring with a rose design. An oddly shaped sword was sheathed on his back, and a revolver was holstered by his hip. His right arm was in a sling.

His most distinctive physical feature, however, was his stark white hair brushed down over his blue eyes.

"I'd like you to meet your new teammate," Ozpin said.

The white haired boy extended his left hand.

"I'm Nero. Nice to meet you."