((AUTHORS NOTE= I have decided to up the rating of this story to Mature and go full blown Lemon, but I have made a separate format for that version, this version will remain T and will be the same level as it's been so far for the readers that don't want to read smut, but still like the story. If you would like to read the Mature and very descriptive version you will find it on my profile page, I will update them on the same day. There will be no difference in story or events, descriptive sexual events are the only differences between the two formats. Thank You -DDDGGG))

Prologue: Welcome to the New World.

Jin sat back in his chair. Looking at all the anime girl figurings and posters that littered his dimly lit "game room". He'd received an e-mail from his old friend Suzuki Satoru not long ago. Something about meeting up and having one last day in YGGDRASIL together. He'd had his reasons for leaving the game all those years ago, but if Suzuki Satoru wanted one last day, well it's just a good thing his latest H-game he bough featured his older sister's voice... yet again. So he had a free day to mess around in YGGDRASIL for a few hours before he had to go to sleep for work.

"Wonder what 'ol bone boy has been doing all this time alone in that game?" He wondered out loud as he slipped on the headgear. Within seconds he was standing in a very familiar spot. The round table room in Nazarick. There sat, by himself, was his old friend's Overlord character... Momonga. Momonga wove to him in a friendly manner.

"Oh! Jin! you made it after all!" Suzuki Satoru said in an all too happy voice. Jin looked around the room. All the other 39 chairs were empty... Nobody else had bothered to show up?

"We're in game... call me Peroroncino!" He reminded his friend. Momonga face palmed then corrected himself, even changing his voice a bit to match his character.

"I mean... welcome back to these Hollowed halls my great comrade Peroroncino!" Momonga said, laying on the RP extra thick. Peroroncino just shook his head and took a seat across from Momonga. The game hadn't changed a bit in the years he was gone.

"So... am I the only one that came? I was really hoping to at least see Ulbert here," he said to the Skeleton Lord, who just shrugged.

"Well, Hero Hero said he'd be stopping by, but I don't think he'll make it after all..." Momonga said sounding disappointed. It wouldn't be too long till the server shut down for good.

"Man... that guy? If he's still working as hard as he used too... he'd be the last one I expected to show up!" Peroroncino said. Momonga nodded. Hero Hero used to fall asleep online all the time, it became a sort of inside joke amongst the guild. Peroroncino looked at the timer and clicked his tongue.

"Not too long now, eh?" He remarked, noting the counting clock in the upper hand corner of their vision.

"Yeah... so um, what have you been doing? I got your last message, sorry it took me forever to respond..." Momonga said. Peroroncino just laughed.

"What do I ever do? Simply dive head first into my degeneracy and never look back!" He said standing up and flexing in an overly dramatic manner. Mononga laughed.

"Indeed, I expected nothing less from you!" he said still chuckling. The birdman looked around the empty room.

"But have you really been playing this game all this time still?" Peroroncino asked. Momonga nodded with a shrug.

"I mean... I did it for so long... to stop just felt... anyway, not like there's anything else good to play at the moment." Momonga stated in wishful thinking. Peroroncino leaned over the desk and waved his finger at his old friend.

"That's why man... H-games! There are so many of them! And many have some really good stories... OH! For example! There's this one that I'm playing now, right? You play as this guy who has a harem, but here the catch... one of them is a trap... and you don't know which one it is until you... you know!" Peroroncino said, standing up and thrusting his hips into the air in a lewd manner. Momonga just facepalmed and shook his head... a motion he did quite often when around his friend.

"And so... what? You try to avoid getting trapped? And try and get the girls?" Momonga asked. Usually, Momonga would not indulge this kind of conversation Peroroncino thought, he must really have missed this... and to be honest he did too. He wished he'd come back to play the game at least a week or so... damn.

"What? No! the point is to FIND the trap! That's how you win...F.Y.I. it was the cutest one in the harem!" Peroroncino said while laughing. His old friend just looked at him with his hands splayed open.

"You're into some weird stuff... you know that?" Momonga said shaking his head. Peroroncino just leaned back in his chair kicking up his feet on the table.

"Yeah well... gotta be into something!" He said laughing as he admired the ceiling, it's been forever since he'd been in Nazarick, he almost forgot why he left... then he remembered and his mood grew sore for only a second before he banished that memory from his mind.

"So... what do we do to till it's over?" Momonga asked. Peroroncino didn't really have much to say.

"This is your party Momonga! You're the one that wanted us to come... but seriously? I'm the only one who came? That's kinda sad, geez if I never came you'd be all alone! What would you do then?" Peroroncino asked. Momonga sat back thinking.

"Who knows! Probably just program all the female NPC's to be in love with me or something stupid like that!" he said laughing, Peroroncino burst out laughing, that is something Momonga would NEVER do in a thousand years! Just the thought of this straight-laced kid doing something so... perverted!

"No, that's something I would do, you'd probably just go outside and set off fireworks... or something lame like that!" Peroroncino said, teasing his friend. Momonga laughed. I was right, wasn't I? He asked his friend in his own mind.

"Well, it looks like we will be keeping each other on each other's best behavior! then," Momonga said waving his hands back and forth.

"HA! Now that I think about it... you could really do that, couldn't you? With that staff thing, we made for you," Peroroncino said, remembering the staff of Ainz Ooal Gown. Momonga raised it up high in the air. The golden staff that had many serpents holding gems in their mouths. It was enveloped in an evil dark aura that looked like twisting, screaming faces.

"Indeed I could, I can edit any NPC's flavor text... not that I ever would." He laughed. he set the staff down in place and it hovered int he air... menacingly.

"You might as well! All the crap we went through to get that thing made... might as well go put it to good use." Peroroncino told his friend as he pointed to the staff he, himself, could not use.

"Oh yeah? Fine... since it's the last day... and you've basically just dared me to do it... how should I tarnish one of the NPC's that our friends spent so many hours making, oh let me guess, I should make Shalltear in love with me?" he asked laughing. But Peroroncino just snickered.

"If you'd bothered to read her ENTIRE lore page, you'd have read that she's already set to be in love with you!" Peroroncino said clapping at his own dastardly plot, that had never been revealed. Momonga just sat in silence for a bit.

"What? Ji... Peroroncino you are not serious?" Momonga pleaded. but Peroroncino just nodded.

"Yeah, the day I left, I added that she would find you to be the "crystallization of beauty" and would want nothing more than to uh... be with you!" Peroroncino said now bursting out into laughter... he knew this was not the kind of thing his friend was into... exactly why he'd done it.

"You're sick man..." Momonga said shaking his head. Peroroncino just stood up on the table did a stupid pose. After a while, he jumped off and, motioned for Momonga to follow him. He did after grabbing The Staff of Ainz Ooal Gown and the two walked out of the round room together.

"Where we headed?" Momonga asked in a curious tone.

"Throne room! You have an NPC to tarnish!" Peroroncino could hear Momonga sigh loudly behind him. They walked to the throne room, as it was one of the few rooms that the ring of Ainz Ooal Gown wound not work in. Peroroncino pushed open the doors, the huge hallway of Naarick was just the way he remembered, hadn't changed at all, from it's expensive carpet, to the dream drapes that hung beautifully from the ceiling... all the way to the throne room, the world item that protected all of Nazarick. Next to the throne was a beautiful woman. She wore a white dress, had black wings and long black hair. Peroroncino pointed to her.

"Her... that's the one!" Peroroncino said enthusiastically. Momonga looked at her dubiously. She sat there with a blank expression on her face. Momonga walked up to her.

"Um, okay, but why this one? I see why YOU would like her... and why does she have a world item on her? Tha should not be allowed..." Momonga began.

"Unlike YOU... I read all our NPC's lore pages... so I know that this is Albedo! And I know that her programmer Tabula, gave her that world item, it's part of her lore, that you never bothered to read, but he added something to her lore that I never liked..." he said, pulling up her status screen. Peroroncino scrolled through the walls and walls of text.

"Wow... you really read all this?" Momonga asked astonished. There really was so much of it!

"I told you... I read everyone's, I like stuff like this..." Peroroncino stated as he finally got to the end.

"There... "she is a bitch"... I never liked that about her...so you should change it!" Peroroncino directed pointing and tapping his finger at the text he disliked. Momonga laughed.

"Uh-huh... and let me guess, you want me to change it so she only loves you?" Momonga asked, but the birdman shook his head and patted the back of Momonga.

"No man, you're going to add that she loves YOU!" He burst out laughing. The hooded skull figure shook his head again in disbelief. Peroroncino loved to tease his friend like this, he was so easy to provoke.

"And... why would I do that?" He asked, not really wanting to know the answer. Peroroncino just stood behind her and pointed at her.

"Because, you need a harem!" Peroroncino exclaimed raising both his hands to the air. Momonga stood in silence.

"Again... this sounds more like something up your alley..." but Peroroncino disagreed.

"Nope, I'm the one guy in anime that never gets a harem... it's always the lonely shy guy who will never have sex that gets them... that's you, buddy!" Peroroncino reminded Momonga. He sighed and quickly changed Albedo's setting to "Is in love with Momonga... and Peroroncino." using the staff's admin functions.

"There, she'll be in love with the both of us," Momonga said, but Peroroncino was very disappointed.

"But that ruin's the whole joke!" Peroroncino sounded disspleased. But Momomga was already closing down her screen as to say "it is done". Peroroncino grumbled but saw the counting down clock.

"OH! Hey, lookit that, it's almost time..." Peroroncino said. The jovial atmosphere was replaced by a somber one.

"So this is really it then? Just a minute left?" Momomga asked in a sad voice. Even Peroroncino was serious now, he knew how much this place meant to him. Shame they couldn't have more time, or like how it could have been back then... before her!

"Well, after the servers shut down, hit me up online, I can still talk for a little while longer..." Peroroncino said feeling good nostalgia vibes all of a sudden.

"Okay... but it won't be the same for me after this game is gone..." Momonga said solemnly. Peroroncino nodded, he got that.

"Welp here we go...3...2...1...and..." Peroroncino counted down with the clock. But nothing happened. they both waited for a bit, looking around in silent confusion. Even Albedo was mimicking their actions looking around like they were in confusion, that was a weird feature to add Peroroncino thought.

"Eh? I think my clock might be off.. wait where did my hud go?" Peroroncino spoke out but Momonga was waving his hand in the air. He too was having trouble pulling up the player help menu screen.

"Uh, yeah I lost mine as well, and I can't contact to the GM's... this must be a weird bug or something right?" he asked. Peroroncino nodded. What else could this be?

"Yeah... wait... I can't log out, that's not something... can you log out?" Peroroncino asked getting concerned that something had happened. He looked around and only saw Albedo there with a concerned look on her face. Peroroncino wondered what patch it was that added that. Still, how did it know to look concerned? He had bigger concerns of his own.

"Is this some kind of prank?" Peroroncino asked grabbing his head. But then he felt his hair. Feel? Did they add feeling too? He hadn't noticed this until now... what the hell?

"Is... everything alright my Lords?" A cute female voice asked. They both turned to face Albedo who was looking at them now more worried than anything else on her face.

"What the... since when did they talk? They add that as well?" Peroroncino finally spoke out in surprise but Momonga was gawking at her in silent awe. He was sjaking his head "no".

"Um... no... they didn't and I can smell her, smell was never added either..." Momonga said in confused thought. Peroroncino realized he was right, she had a perfume that was better smelling than anything he's ever experienced from a womans... not that there had been many.

"I can feel too... and wait... I'm breathing! Like..." Peroroncino took a huge breath in held it and let it go, even his mouth moved, or beak was a better word for it, like it should in real life, it didn't look "programmed".

"Um, Lord Momomga and Lord Peroroncino... is there something wrong? Is Nazarick under attack?" Albedo asked again. This reminded the two of her. Peroroncino put his finger up to Momonga to tell him to wai before he could answer her.

"Albedo... right?" Peroroncino asked. She blushed with a smile and bowed. Peroroncino looked at Momomga with a quick glance. He was gonna try something.

"Yes! My Lord, is there anything I can do for either of you?" Momomga looked shocked but seemed to be realizing something about his own body.

"Albedo... um... you are..." Peroroncino thought for a second. She sat looking at him like a real person... how could that be? What was going on? Then he had an idea. He smiled at the possible outcome he thought of, he could get them out of this game if that was still the case.

"Albedo, get naked before us right now!" Peroroncino commanded her.

"What are you doing? That's..." Momomga was saying, but Albedo stood upright and dropped her dress. She was naked underneath, and all her woman parts were accounted for. She stood in bashful silence as the two men oggled her.

"This... this... is..." Peroroncino muttered as he reached out and grabbed her breasts with both hands. They were soft and felt great! She purred lowly at his touch, she seemed to really like it.

"Peroroncino! What are you?..." Momonga asked with his skull face mouth wide open.

"THIS IS NECESSARY!" Peroroncino yelled in amazement. He could feel her, just like a real girl... he assumed. Albedo moaned and began to breathe heavily. Peroroncino could now feel a certain part of his body... come to attention. Another thing that cannot happen in a game! Something odd was going on here... he'd better make sure though...

"I mean... I should not be allowed to do this right? Like SO much crap should have happened by this point... something is weird here, I think... I think this might be real... somehow!" Peroroncino said in amazement. Momonga sat in silence as he watched his friend fondle the girl who just till a few minutes ago, was not real.

"That's a huge leap in logic... but, it is weird how... how long do you intend to fondle that woman?" Momonga asked in amazement. Peroroncino, however, did not stop, instead, he seemed to be getting more into it, as was Albedo, she clearly had no objections to this. She even shot Momonga a sultry look, but he pretended not to notice.

"What do you mean? I already learned what I needed to... this is just... this is just nice... you should try it!" Peroroncino said. Suddenly Albedo swung her breasts out of his hands and toward Momonga. Peroroncino frowned a bit with an "awww..."

"YES! Lord Momonga! Please grab me as you see fit as well!" She giggled as she bounced her nude body over to him. He seemed to be ready to freak out, but suddenly he calmed down.

"No... Albedo, that won't be necessary..." Momonga said waving his hand, he was still thinking about something. Peroroncino wondered how a naked and gorgeous woman like this did not interest him. Albedo seemed displeased but then smiled and bounced her way back to Peroroncino who immediately grabbed onto both her breasts again, she let out a lovely...

"Oh my!" with a squeal of pleasure Albedo pushed her own breasts roughly into his hands. Please let this be real... Peroroncino prayed to every god he could think of.

"Ji... um..." Momonga suddenly did not know what to call his friend. Peroroncino did not take his eyes off Albedo the whole time they spoke.

"Let's just stick to game names, just Peroroncino," he said. Momomga nodded.

"Okay um, Peroroncino... we need to find out what's going on!" Momomga pleaded.

"Yeah yeah, um..." He said thinking as he teased Albedo's body more, she was now sweating and blushing bright red, she moved closer to Peroroncino. Their wings wrapped around one another. Momonga clapped his hands to get their attention. Both of them looked surprised and in Momonga's direction. Peroroncino rolled his eyes.

"FINE! We will figure out why we are all of a sudden in the video game and it's real... I'd still rather just have sex... or see if I can, with Albedo here..." Peroroncino complained. Albedo nodded enthusiastically at this idea.

"I would prefer that as well!" She cried in passion. Peroroncino looked back to her and smiled. Momomga groaned loudly.

"Peroroncino... if we are real... and SHE is real..." He began, then Peroroncino suddenly realized what he meant, all of Nazarick could be alive.

"Oh my god..." Peroroncino said realizing just how big an issue this was now that a naked body was not in front of him. Momomga seemed relieved that he finally was thinkign with the... proper head.

"Shalltear could be real... SHALLTEAR COULD BE REAL!?" Peroroncino's eyes went wide with shock as he ran towards the door in a frantic way.

"Oh! But Lord Peroroncino... what about me?" Albedo called out in sadness. He stopped to look at her.

"Well OBVIOUSLY you're coming with me, come! come!" He said smiling as a naked Albedo ran after, her wings fluttering up and down. They ran out the door together.

"Well... I was going to say we need to greet ALL the NPC's... but I guess I can do that while you're... NO! Peroroncino get back here!" Momomga yelled at his friend as he ran after him.