TIME TO BRING IN LE SCPS! I OWN JACK SHIT!

Scarlet, Sage, Li Ren, An Ren, Team CRDL, Fox, and Yastuyashi decided to go into town for the day. Ironwood decided he needed a break from all the bullshit from yesterday so he said he will be walking back to Atlas and well...

"AHHHHHHHH" Ironwood yelled while being chased by a Xenomorph queen and her entire hive.

Yeah he wasn't having a good time. As they all waited for the next reality they noticed Madko and his family walking in with...ZEX!?

"GUESS WHO'S BACK BIIIIII" Zex sees Felitea's glare "IIIITERS!" Felitea smiles

"Oh my Oum Zex censoring his words!" Yang yelled

"Blasphemy!" Nora yelled

"I can censor my words whenever I want. Anyway Madko here has some gifts for all of you!" Zex said as he let Madko lead the show

"To Summer and Ruby: you both will be given Boots of the traveller with Fire enhancements making it possible to burn the area around you as you use your semblances. A Bracelet able to control gravity to a degree like in sonic riders Zero Gravity. Also added to the boots are the ability to reverse gravity to any direction she chooses. A modification to Crescent rose to become smaller at will till its just a little letter opener. A modification to your combat skirts to allow dust usage in her semblance. Silver wings tattoos on her back that turn into three more silver wings with red tips on the feathers. And for Ruby glasses that help her enhance her aiming and properly seduce Jaune. Heh."

They took the gifts and ran around the room.

"Wait! Waitwaitwait-GAH!" Zex was ran over by them

"To Yang: The quirk explosion, shampoo that keeps her hair in better condition and unable to be destroyed in combat. Boots that act like ember celica and can be extra fabulous. Hidden armor to keep her in the fight. And Back support gadgets integrated into her spine. Don't lie Yang, you know they can really hurt." Madko said with a smile as Yang smiled as she tried out her new Quirk.

"Ow-BAH!" Zex was blown up and thrown into a wall

"Ouch" Felitea said with a wince

"To Blake: A katana made of actual junk from various dimensions. (Adamantium leaf spring steel, eridium bike gears and other gears, SCP Bladewood grove handle, life fiber hockey tape binding.) A naruto headband, a cat tail that is mutated to also rattle like a rattlesnake. Hidden fangs, extensive ninja knowledge, a Kunai made of black diamond and connected to a ghostly chain to a ring for her middle finger, and the ability to summon floating hands that are skeletal and have a hole in the palm." Madko said "Also don't use it on Zex please. He is still lacking on some sleep so he is considerably weaker and more irritable."

Blake swung her sword around with a smile one her face as she tried out everything she had being completely satisfied. She even used her skeletal hands to pull Zex out of the wall.

"Ouch" Zex said

"To Weiss: Elemental manipulation, ferromancy, an upgrade to myrtnaster by adding Void metal, adamantium, and mirror steel. Giving the blade the ability to use magic and reflect any attacks at her back at her attacker. Chainmail in her getup to protect her. Hidden foot blades in her boots." Weiss smiled as she tried out all her magic and freezing Zex in place

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?" Madko said in exasperation

"To Nora: manipulation of electricity like the main character of infamous, a modification to Manghild to shoot TORGUE Brand Bonus Package Grenades out its barrel. I was gonna give you a cartoon body but Zex said he does NOT need that headache coming from you." Madko said as he and Nora both shared a laugh

"To Ren:Ability to produce mirages of himself when walking like killua zoldyck, turn completely colorless like Vanta black like his semblance. Control of chains on his fingers and can do various effects depending on the finger." Ren smiled as produced mirages of himself, turned completely colorless and summoned his chains with each finger.

"To Pyrrha: ferromancy, magneto levels of magnetism, Gear forms, a devil fruit that gives her body the properties of gold without the defects." Madko said as she also tried out all here abilities

"Get your mind out of the gutter please." Felitea said with a giggle as she blushed

"To Taiyang: Gauntlets that are extremely slim but contain an ability to form hard light weapons. Doom eternal's super shotgun with the godamn meathook and doomguy's Wrist blade on both arms." Madko said as they each appeared on his body

"RIP AND TEAR!" Yelled out a voice

"To Qrow: a Plasma rifle from doom eternal integrated and modified to act like a shotgun to harbinger. A Ring that gives him full control of bad luck and good luck." Madko said

Qrow felt something from his semblance that he never thought he would feel. Control. He smiled as he straight up PULLED WINTER INTO A MAKE OUT SESSION.

"THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!" Felitea yelled out

They both blushed as they pulled away with big smiles on their faces.

"To Neptune: his overcoming of his fear of water. A Minecraft conduit integrated into his weapon, Tri-hard... That is fucking funny." Makdo laughed as did everyone else but Neptune was laughing as well. A far cry from the original Neptune.

"To Velvet: a bunny tail to make her even more cute. An upgrade to her semblance to mimic other semblances, a Chocolate marble and red velvet cake mixed with carrot cake from Jaune Arc Ramsey, and her weapon upgraded to make dust constructs of weapons she gets pics of." Madko said as her mouth watered at the mention of the carrot cake.

"To Coco: You get a big fucking mini gun and a coffee cake." Madko said as she smiles at both...before looking at The Mask and pointing it at him

"Uh oh." The Mask said as he ran for his life

"At least it's not me" Zex said with a shrug as he finally got out of the ice

"To Sun: a jacket that gives him infinite banana and okra breadsticks, and that's it. Nothing else much." Madko said as Sun yelled out in a joking tone

"That's all I really need"

"To Ozpin: His old body and staff back and his Immortality finally gone. He needs to finally rest." Madko said as Ozpin glowed a bright light as he is in his old body

"Thank You" Ozpin or Ozma said with tears in his eyes

"You are welcome OH! You and Qrow also get refiling items! Ozma a Mug and Qrow a flask! Qrow gets Multiversal Hard Vodka, it's the shit, and Ozpin gets Homemade Black Coffee!" Madko said as both items appeared

"OH YES!" They yelled out

"To Winter: You get Ice Make Magic, Demon Slayer Magic, and The ability to take Qrows flask away." Madko said as Qrow paled

"Aw man" Qrow said as Winter celebrated

Zex smiled as he was about to start the reality when suddenly

"To Zex:" "Huh!?" "A Blade reaching 8 feet tall and 4 feet wide made of an alloy made up of every metal in the multi verse. A rough black flat in the blade while the edge shifts in a rainbow of colors. The handguard was pure gold colored while the thick handle wrapped in leather from a celestialsapian. The pommel was a gem cut like a teardrop shaped pearl that shifted between random colors and glowing with intense shine.

A stew of meats from the best universes around, And a cane that has a hidden blade in it. Handle is a dragon claw curved to the side to grip on. The black cane was embossed with pure silver decorations and the blade was pitch black. So black that no light is to be seen. Every time it slashes a dark blue trail can be seen like in anime.

Oh and a gun. It can turn into any gun you would like." Madko said with a smile as Zex had all the Items appear on him

"..." Zex didn't say a word as he was too stunned to move. He suddenly began to laugh a hearty laugh as he looked at his old friend. "I guess I owe ya something and I got just the thing."

"Huh!?" Felitea and Madko said as Katherine played with her Hell Tiger

"To Felitea: I gift you a blade I forged myself twenty years ago." A sword appeared in her hand as she looked at it. It was a double edged blade that gleamed a beautiful emerald glow. The hilt was intricately designed with what appeared to be a serpent coming down the hilt as the pommel showed a snake and tiger roaring at eachother with an emerald gemstone in between them. The guard was small but withing the middle was the Madko Ota Sanchez family symbol. "That sword is called "Battle's Heart" I hope you will take good care of her."

"To Madko: I gift you with the very blade that I used to start my journey as an Editor." A Guan Dao suddenly lands in front of him as he looks at it's design. The Handle has a Serpent moving up the blade as the leather, that was used to form the body, was covered in dark red dragon scales. The end of the handle had a ring in the shape of a Yin and Yang, The Blade came out the mouth of the serpent whose fangs guarded the hand of the wielder. "He is called "Serpent's Wrath" he will fight with you until the end of time. Take care of him and he will take care of you." Zex said with a smile

"Zex...We don't know what to say" Madko said completely shocked

"Nothing because right now we have a reality to watch and I would prefer Dr. Bright not finding us just yet!" Zex said as he turned his attention to the screen as they all got ready, Katherine went to her room to play with her Hell Tiger Cub.

The camera opens up on Jaune in a D-class uniform holding a pamphlet.

"What's a D-class?" Nora asked

"Basically people who are expendable." Madko said

"Wait what!" They all yelled

"Walk in, Ask questions, get out. Walk in, ask questions, get out." He repeats. "get out-" "Mr Arc." "JESUS!"

"Remember to speak precisely and clearly to the Subject. He can very difficult to communicate with." The intercom say before the containment alarm sounds and Jaune walks in.

In the containment cell was SCP-082. Ferdinand the Cannibal.

"THE WHAT!?" The audience yelled out

He was humming along to a piece of classical music.

"Interesting choice of music" Winter said impressed

"uhm Excu-" Jaune corrects himself.

"Excuse me. Mr Ferdinand?" Jaune asks.

"At least Jaune shows some manners" Weiss smiles

"Oh I didn't smell you in here.

"EXCUSE ME WHAT!?" Taiyang yells

"SCP" Madko says

"But!"

"No buts!"

I must be coming down with the flu.

"I doubt that." Blake said with a skeptical eye

But do take a seat good sir. I'll fetch us some tea." 082 says.

Jaune shrugs. "Okay."

"I must say, I was speaking with the Duke of the Highlands the other day. Or was it the Dutchman? The resemblance is Uncanny. I do ask that you don't tell them this when you go out. Her demeanor is as hairy as her upper lip. Apparently the Duke's Uncle passed away from a terrible swan attack. Tragedy. He was relentless at shuttlecock I must say. Say, do you take on the wacking of the shuttlecock yourself?" 082 asks.

"Um...what?" Yang asks

"He is talking like a Nobleman" Winter said

"Is ha a noble though?" Ren asks

"Judging by his clothes I do not believe so." Winter explained

"Uhm actually I'm here to ask some questions." Jaune says. "Ah." 082 sighs.

"sooo anyway question one-" "Its always about the quslestions with you people. Coming into my Bloody room and asking me these bloody questions and not even caring for some tea or some good ole badminton. no no no. we don't have time for badminton." 082 rants.

"What the fuck is Badminton?" Jaune, Nora, Qrow, Taiyang, and Yang asks. 082 just cries and turns away from him.

"Aw he is sad" Ruby said innocently

"He is a cannibal Ruby I think they get a pass" Pyrrha states

"Although I can't blame you for not wanting in this room. Did you know that not one man has left this room without losing their head?" 082 says.

"Wh-what do you mean by tha-" Jaune was then instantly killed by 082 Chomping his head off. 082 then threw his body to a wall letting it stay there.

"OH OUM!" Summer yells out

"That looked like it hurt" Yang winces

"I guess he should have gotten a HEAD of the game" Zex laughed with a smile as everyone groaned except Madko who was laughing

082 turns away until, "ASSHOLE!" Jaune yells. The camera shows he was perfectly fine! and grabbing his papers from his corpse. "Eww." He says.

"Excuse me what?" Velvet asked shocked

"I say, You're not like those other chaps are you?" "Not technically no." "You're an Abnormality. An SCP like us! You Belong here with us!" 082 declares.

"Um what is he saying?" Ruby asked

"It appears he is claiming that Mr. Arc is an SCP like him." Ozma states

"No! No! I'm not one of you. I'm not some Human atom bomb, I'm not some rapidly evolving virus, and I'm not some Shakespearian cannibal, I work for them." Jaune declares.

"Who is Shakespeare?" Nora asks

"A Playwright" Zex said

"I have no doubt of your pathetically fragile and feeble nature that you do. But tell me, are you allowed to leave anytime you want?" 082 asks.

"Oh come on dude I haven't asked one question and you've asked like 5 of them." Jaune sighs.

"Yeah man let him ask a question!" Sun yelled as Neptune nodded in agreement

"Ab-bab-bab-bab, just one more." 082 says.

"FUCK YOU!" Neptune yelled out

"Fine." Jaune sighs. He was then killed by 082 punching him into a wall.

It then shows Him reincarnating back into existence with his skeleton showing before his whole body clothes and all are back in existence.

"Does that hurt?" 082 chuckles.

"I'm pretty sure it does!" Coco yells out

"YES THAT HURTS YOU FUCKER!" Jaune rants.

"SEE!" Coco yells

"STOP IT-" 082 doesn't listen as he begins to repeatedly kill Jaune over and over again while 082 laughs at his expense.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Ruby yelled out in rage

GLASS SHATTERS, CARS SCREECH TO A HALT, BOMBS EXPLODE, EYES BUG OUT

"Did...Did Ruby just cuss out in malice" Zex said with wide eyes

"Yes, yes she did" Madko said nervous

"We're getting nowhere. stop the test." a man in the observation booth says. Before 082 can continue he gets shot with a tranquilizer dart.

Jaune crawls out from under him and checks out the damage. "Wow, I even got on the lamp."

"At least he got something out of it" Nora said with a nervous chuckle

"Mr Arc please exit the containment cell." The guy in the booth asks.

"I'm out. Don't wanna be here when these bodies start voiding their bowels. Fuck you Mr Ferdinand." Jaune declares.

"Agreed!" The Audience all yelled out

He steps away and the scene changes to him walking into his own room with a few others and Zwei stuck in a wall.

"Why is Zwei in a wall?" Ruby asked

"Hey, How did it go?" Sage asks. he was on the ceiling.

"Why is Sage on the ceiling?" Neptune asked

"Not good. still better than that Black hole demon." Jaune remarks.

"Black Hole Demon!?" Velvet yells out

"Still better than that creature that eats memories." Scarlet says. He was by zwei and holding a cactus.

"Why is Scarlet holding a cactus!?" Sun yells

"Wait CREATURE THAT EATS MEMORIES!?" Winter yelled out

"That is scary" Ruby said with a shiver

"Wait it did?" Jaune asks. "It did what?" Scarlet asks.

Everyone was silent.

"That is awkward" Ren said through the tension

"Anyways I'm gonna hit the hay a little early today guys." Jaune says.

"Alright." Scarlet says.

"Hey, We're not freaks are we?" Jaune asks.

"No why would you all be considered freaks?" Ruby asked

"What?" Sage asks.

The camera pans to Jaune's face before going up through rooms showing a bunch of freaks. it then cut to black.

"Oh" Ruby said

"How did y'all enjoy it?" Zex asked

"It was good a little confusing and...bloody but it was enjoyable." Winter said speaking everyone's mind

"All Righty! See y'all later!" Zex said as he popped out of existance as Madko and Felitea went to play with their little girl.

This chapter was gonna come out earlier than it was deleted. I hate that I had it ready to go then next thing I know it times out and I find out it was not saved AT ALL! So I am sorry for the late chapter! See y'all later