OK, SO I AM GOING TO TRY TO WORK ON TWO STORIES, I MIGHT UPLOAD A CHAPTER ONE DAY, AND ANOTHER THE NEXT. BUT THIS STORY IS A REQUEST FROM DRAGONSLAYER, IT IS STAR WARS BUT WITH SOUTH PARK. ALSO, IN THIS STORY, THERE WILL BE NO POV'S. MAINLY BECAUSE WE WILL BE WALKING AROUND IN TIME, EX. WHEN THE BOARDING STARTS, WE WILL CUT TO TANTOINE FOR A GAME OF POKER. YOU'LL SEE, R&R LIKE ALWAYS.

Chapter 1: A New Hope

The story begins as a Tenorman Star Destroyer hovers over Princess Testaburger's ship, Tantive IV.

After an explosion on Tantive IV, J-3P0 and T2B2 notice they are going to be boarded.

"Hey T-2, I don't think there will be any esc- any esca- and escape for the princess this time." J-3P0 notes.

"TIMMY. Bleep." T2B2 agrees.

Rebel sodiers line up in cover to counter the boarding party.

Everyone on the ship hears clanking as the Star Destroyer takes Tantive IV to be boarded.

Suddenly, sparks fly in from the door as Tenorman Stormtroopers fire out of the smoke.

After many rebels fall, the rest fall back to reinforcements to defend the princess.

"Well T2, I think W-We should G-Get out of here."

"TIMMY! Bleep."

The two droids walk to the escape pods.

MOS EISLEY-

Stan Solo is playing a game of poker in the Catalina, when two of Sally The Hutts' goons come up to him.

"Well guys, I think I got to go." Stan says to his buddies after noticing the goons.

Another goon cuts him off from the door and the other two surround him.

"You owe Sally The Hut big time Solo." The first one said.

"Listen fellas, tell Hutt I'll have her money, I need more than a week to pay back that much!"

"Sorry Solo, if you can't pay in money, you'll pay in blood."

Stan pulls out his personal blaster and kills all three of them before they can react.

"Sorry, guess Hutt will have to wait."

He walks out of the bar and back to the Marsh Falcon and Kenbacca.

THE CUISER

Followed by the troopers, Darth Cartman comes in.

All of the troopers stand aside as Darth Cartman looks at the bodies and walks on, followed by the Tenorman troopers.

J-3P0 is looking for T2 when he sees Princess Testaburger putting a very vital disk in his storage.

"At la-last T2 where have you been? We have to get out of here!"

"TIMMY! Bleep." T2 walks away.

"W-Where are you going?"

No answer, J-3P0 walks with him.

They see many captured rebels walk by escorted by troopers.

Darth Cartman picks up the rebel commander and asks him, "Where are the Death Star plans?"

"They were not in the main computer." A Tenorman Trooper answers.

"Where are the plans?"

"We never had any plans, we never did!" The commander answers.

"Where is Princess Testaburger?"

He died of his choke before he could answer, Darth Cartman throws him against the wall.

"TEAR THIS SHIP APART FOR THOSE PLANS! Emporer Tenorman needs them. ALSO! Get me some cheesy poofs, I'm hungry."

"Yes sir!"

Princess Testaburger is walking around when she is spotted.

"There's one! Set to stun!" A trooper orders.

The princess shoots one dead and runs but is shot and knocked unconsious by the troopers.

T2 and J-3P0 are getting into an escape pod.

"Are you sure this thing is sa-saf-safe?"

"Timmy!"

They launch out of the ship and are headed towards tatooine.

"The d-d-damage doesn't look bad from here." J-3P0 notes.

Darth Vader confronts Princess Testaburger.

"Ah, Darth Cartman, if only you could be fatter." She insults.

"Where are the Death Star plans hoe?"

"I have no idea what you are talking about, this is a diplomatic mission to Alderaan."

"Bullshit hoe! Take her away!"

The princess is taken away while an officer follows Cartman.

"Lord Cartman, this is not going to be good if this gets out, most do believe this is a diplomatic mission, it won't be good if we attacked a consular ship."

"Leave that to me."

"Lord Cartman," Another officer comes out and says, "we intercepted no transmissions, and the plans are also gone, a pod was detatched to Tatooine and no life signs were found."

"Send a sqaud after that pod. AND BRING ME MY GODDAMN CHEESY POOFS!"

"Right away sir," The officer walked away, "he is worse than Sally The Hutt."

FIRST CHAPTER UP, I AM GOING TO MAKE THREE STORIES,

1- SOUTH PARK WARS- A NEW HOPE

2- SOUTH PARK WARS- THE TENORMAN EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

3- RETURN OF THE JEDI

SORRY FOR A SHORT CHAPTER, IN TOTAL THIS SHOULD BE AN INTERESTING STORY...