I like the name Sauron. It has a nice ring to it.

I started walking around without any shoes. It became a hobbit.

I would make another Lotr joke, but all the good ones Aragorn.

I heard there are no schools in Lothlorien. Must be because they're all Elf-educated.

I would not destroy the Ring. But Elijah Wood.

Have you read The Lord of the Rings? Everyone's Tolkien about it.