Peter pooter
Hi there, twitter I exist now!
Tweet was liked by TonyStank and blackwidowofficial and 6 others
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You know who I am TonyStank
Who let you get twitter?
Tweet was liked by pooter and Rogers and 12 million others.
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Peter pooter
Uhhhh no one?
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You know who I am TonyStank
Does your aunt know you have this?
12 million replies and 1K retweets
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Peter pooter
Hi, you have reached Peter's life model decoy please leave a message after the beep
Tweet was liked by TonyStank and blackwidowofficial and 6 others
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You know who I am TonyStank
I taught him that
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blackwidowofficial
Of course, you did.
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Peter pooter
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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Peter pooter
Posted an image:
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Its me and Mr. Stark! *Joy emoji*
12 retweets and 16 replies
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You know who I am TonyStank
I told you to call me Tony.
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Peter pooter
No. Never. Over my dead body.
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Widowmaker blackwidowofficial
I live among idiots….
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Yeetus Yeetus
Why are your tweets such a mood?
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Yeetus Yeetus
OMFG Black widow and Tony Stark Liked my tweet!
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Widowmaker blackwidowofficial
Rt
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You know who I am TonyStank
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Yeetus Yeetus
Sksksksksksk this is the best day of my life! Like omllllll!
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Widowmaker Blackwidowofficial
Glad to know I made your day. At least someone's day is going well
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You know who I am TonyStank
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Group Chat for The Avengers
Pooter made the Chat
Invited 9 people
Pooter: Hey everyone
Pooter changed their name to Spooderman
TonyStank: Hey?
TonyStank: Who said you could make us a group chat? Especially On twitter?
TonyStank: *Angry emoji*
Spooderman: ….um….
Spooderman: You guys kinda only have twitter….
Blackwidowofficial: My name is wayyyyyyyyyy to long.
TonyStank: Can't you see this is a private conversation?
Birdboi: if it was so private that's what dm's are for…. Duh.
TonyStank: I have no idea who you are right now like honestly are you Sam? Are you Clint? Do we have a new bird themed superhero? And if so, what are they called?
Blackwidowofficial changed their name to Widowmaker
Widowmaker: They would be called the dove…. or like the Pidgeon
TonyStank: Fear me for I am…. The Pidgeon
TonyStank: real scary dontcha think?
Birdboi: No.
TonyStank: Who are you.
Widowmaker: Clint don't be shady
Widowmaker changed Birdboi' s name to Bows
Bows: Bows? Really?
Bow's changed their name to Arch god
TonyStank: And you say I am full of myself.
Spooderman: Best. Idea. EVER
TonyStank: Oh, dear god….
Bow's changed their name to Clint
Clint: God can't help you now we are on our own from here. We must fend for ourselves.
TonyStank: Facepalm x8
TonyStank: I hate you
Clint: Aww love you too 3
Widowmaker: Does that mean…*Gasp*
Widowmaker: YoUr HiS sUgAr DaDdY?!
Widowmaker: DoEs ClInT hAvE a SuGaR dAdDy?!
TonyStank: Oh my god NO.
Clint: I SAID GOD IS GONE!
TonyStank left the Chat
Spooderman: Ill bring him back Ig
Spooderman invited TonyStank to the Chat
TonyStank: * *
Thememequeen: What is this?
Spooderman: SHURI!
Thememequeen: NOTBROKENWHITEBOI!
Widowmaker: Lol
Clint: Lol
Rogers: Lol
Clint: You need a better name Steve
Clint changed Rogers name to Stebe
Stebe: Thanks? Also, Hey Everyone.
Widowmaker: Ew grammar
TonyStank: Ew
Bruce Banner: Ew
Thememequeen: Ew
Spooderman: ew
Clint: Ew
Clint: Banner you need a nick more than steve did
Clint changed Bruce Banner's name to Angry man
Clint: Better
Clint: Much Better
Angry man: Clint No.
Clint: Clint Yes.
Spooder man: Clint No
Clint: Clint Maybe?
Widowmaker: Clint No.
Clint: Clint No.
Spooderman: Now that we have that sorted let's do two things
Spooderman changed Angry man's name to Smarty
Smarty: so uncreative
Smarty: I like it
Thememequeen: THIS ##### EMPTY
_Two hours Later_
Spooderman: YEET!
TonyStank: Wow this was inactive for awhile
Clint: Two whole hours…YEET
Thememequeen: I'm just gonna say it.
TonyStank: ?
Thememequeen: I DON'T CARE THAT YOU BROKE YOUR ELBOW
TonyStank: K
Clint: Ooooooooooooooooooooof
Widowmaker: Oooooooooooooooof
Spooderman: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooof
TonyStank: K
TonyStank has gone offline
Clint: Never knew twitter could do that.
Widowmaker: That's because it can't. That would be Tony hacking twitter so we would leave him alone.
TonyStank: Correct you are.
Widowmaker: See.
Thememequeen: * *
Stebe: Why is my name spelled wrong. It's Steve. Not Stebe. It is so incorrect. Just why.
Clint: Because I can.
Clint: Duh.
Spooderman: Get rekt
Thememequeen: * *
Spooderman: * *
Clint: What has we become.
Clint: This Group chat has messed with us.
Widowmaker: how should I know
Clint: don't you mean how should me know
Widowmaker: No….
Clint: K
Widowmaker: Did you seriously quote B99 or are you just being Clint.
Clint: Neither….
Widowmaker: Clint.
Clint: OK Yeah maybe
Widowmaker: *Dramatic sigh*
Spooderman: *Dramatic Sigh*
TonyStank: *Most dramatic sigh ever*
Clint: shut it tinman
Spooderman Changed TonyStank' s name to TinCan
TinCan: Seriously kid?
Spooderman: Yes
TinCan: Fine two can play it that game
TinCan changed Spooderman's name to Underroos
Underroos: …REALLY MR. STARK
Clint: THREE CAN PLAY IT THAT GAME
TinCan: That's not even a thing….
Clint: Shush
Clint changed Windowmaker's name to Poison
Poison: Why poison?
Clint: I couldn't find anything scary or accurately represents you.
Poison: Fair Enough.
Underroos: I got it
Underroos Changed Poison's name to Spidermomma
Spider momma: Awwwwwwwwwwww
Clint: Awh come onnnnn
Underroos changed Clint's name to Bird uncle
Bird Uncle: asdfghj
TinCan: has stopped working
Spider momma: Thank you peterrrrrrr
Underroos: *Hugs momma spider*
Instagram
Peter Sciencenerd
Posted image of him and Mr. Stark side by side on the couch.
Mr. Stark and I had a blast hanging out today. Was so much fun!
Comments:
IamIronman: Kid? WHO LET YOU GET IG?
Aunt May: Looking Cute Kiddo
Widow: Nice
MJ: Cool
Theguyinthechair: LUCKY I WANT TO MEET HIM!
Ironmanfanaccount: FOLLOW ME!
GottaFlash: Photoshop 100% You could never meet Tony Stark. In your Dreams. * *
Twitter's Group chat
TinCan: WhEn DiD pEtEr GeT iG?
Spidermomma: Oh, you follow him too?
Birduncle: I do too
Spidermomma: isnt he just so cute
birduncle: Yeeep
TinCan: That doesn't answer my question at all.
TinCan: Where is this child?
Underroos: I'm here
Underroos: Aunt May let meeeeee I swearrrrr don't get maddddddd
TinCan: Alright but be careful there are some weirdo's online and they arent always nice
Spidermomma: What like you and Clint?
TinCan: Exactly.
Birduncle: Hey that's rude.
Spidermomma: but its true.
Birduncle: Yeah…it is
TinCan: OOof
TinCan: Roasted and accepted.
Birduncle: Yep
TinCan: Double Yep
Spidermomma: Triple Yep
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Instagram
Sciencenerd is live now
The camera is shaky at first, but it finally settles on the sleeping figure of Clint, Natasha and Tony. We hear a small giggle and the camera shakes a bit but readjusts quickly. "Here lay the Avengers in their natural habitat but be careful not to disturb them." He throws a pillow at them and screams "WAKE UP" Suddenly we hear yelling and the camera shakes a lot and we can hear peter scream "Remember meeee" when the live suddenly ends.
Twitter Group Chat
Smarty: You didn't kill him, did you?
TinCan: No…...
Spider Momma: No….
Bird Uncle: Yes.
Underroos: HEY! IM STILL ALIVE
Birduncle: HUSH DEAD ONE
Spider Momma: DEAD PEOPLE DON'T TALK
TinCan: DEAD BODIES ARE SILENT.
Underroos: …...
Bird Uncle: Shush.
Stebe: So…you killed him?
Smarty: Same thing I was going to ask
Underroos: I'm still alive you know.
TinCan: SHUSH
Underroos: MAKE ME
Spider Momma: GLADLY
Underroos: Demoted
Spider momma: Demoted?
Underroos Changed Spider Momma's Name to Natasha
BirdUncle: HAHA
Underroos: DO YOU WANT TO GET DEMOTED AS WELL CLINT?
BirdUncle: No.
BirdUncle: Ill be good.
Underroos: That's what I thought.
TinCan: Damnnnnn
Natasha: ….!
Underroos: You don't scare me.
Natasha: You will die.
Underroos: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
TinCan: Bold of you to assume I would let him die.
Stebe: WOAH that got dark fast
TinCan: Hi Welcome to the Avengers Group Chat where one liners and dark Jokes are the regular.
Stebe: Sadly Yes.
Natasha: No happily Yes.
Natasha: dark Jokes are life.
Natasha: I breathe Dark Jokes.
Natasha: I am dark Jokes
BirdUncle: Ok….
Birduncle: Nat has gone insane.
Natasha: Who said I wasn't Insane already.
Birduncle: Ok then
TinCan: Nat you are like 101% off your rocker
Underroos: No one says Off your rocker anymore
Underroos: Its old. Out dated
TinCan: _
TinCan: FIGHT ME!
Underroos: GLADLY!
Underroos: ILL BEAT YOUR ### ANY DAY
TinCan: Kid I wasn't serious….
Underroos: I WAS LET'S GO RIGHT NOW YOU AND ME SQUARE UP!
TinCan: OOof.
Smarty: Why did Tony turn into Usain bolt?
BirdUncle: He is running from Peter
Smarty: Ah makes sense.
BirdUncle: Yep
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