For being as busy as he is, Bruce sure has enough time to text. Texting Dick, specifically, more than one might expect. About things one wouldn't have initially figured.

Sometimes, the 13 year old found the conversations exasperating...sure, he could just not answer, but he saved that card for only when absolutely necessary, which wasn't all that often.

Dick glanced at his phone when the *ding* went off, not slowing his pace down the hallway at the Cave.

B: I am putting restrictions on the Batcave Training Exercise Playlist.

D: Why what's wrong with it

B: I am removing certain songs.

D: Excuse me?

D: Which songs.

B: Call Me Maybe

Bubblegum Bitch

Bromance

Thrift Shop

Istanbul

Lady Marmalade

Boombastic

Sexyback

Whatcha Say

I Want It That Way

All Salt n' Pepa songs

Without Me

Fergalicous

Despacito

Tik Tok

Bodak Yellow

Talk Dirty

Friends Theme Song

Bad Romance

I Like Big Butts

S&M

Bye Bye Bye

Spongebob Sqarepants Theme

U Can't Touch This

All High School Music tracks

Real Slim Shady

B: Those are only off the top of my head. Will be doing a full review.

Um, no. Sorry Bruce, but that's not how things work with the playlist. Dick smirked, re-reading the last song listed.

D: We're gonna have a problem here

So this is not going to be the same as Wally and Dick's Text Messages, each text with this will be accompanied by a one shot. One chapter equals one text :)

Hey, does anyone wanna make a Spotify playlist with Dick's songs listed above? That would be so freakin funny XD

Lemme know your thoughts! pls send good vibes and tissues (I will be watching Avengers Endgame this week.) Better yet, just get me some crying towels, lol.