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Chapter 6: Wooo...And we are still stuck in this fucked up world...

City of Ken

Northern Gate

Afternoon

The army from the Seven Shield Alliance arrived at the Northern gate of Ken and they were shocked at the mess in the gate. Men-in-arms were trembling in fear and cowering, squatting down or hiding away from the bridge instead of being vigilant and brave. The royal carriage stops itself as a Princess Knight needs to speak to one of these guards.

"You there… What are you slacking off? Get back to your guard duty." Alicia scolded the guard. Instead of confronting him, she hides inside the carriage and uses her voice communication.

"My Princess Knight, we are doing our… normal duty until that… the metallic beast comes to us. We try to guard the gate with our lives but that metallic beast has some kind of curse to cause us to be fearful. Especially … the sound of … that beast… haunted us of our very soul. Please make it stop! I am quitting my job…" The guard explained to Alicia with fear and traumatized before throwing off his armour and weapons. Soon after, he rushed to the gate.

"Where are you going? Come back here, you fool." Alicia is deeply shocked after talking to the guard. She was surprised to see the guard become frightened of that metallic beast. Alicia shook her head as she could not believe every guard in the Northern gate was feeling hopeless or withdrawing from others. What the metallic beast had done to them.

"Curses… You… Get me the captain of the Northern gate to see me…" Alicia orders the emotional state guard to get the captain of the Northern gate

"Princess Knight, he flees his guard duty…" The guard reported Alicia.

"What the hell… These men are useless… Head captain, Johnson…" Alicia summons Johnson.

"Yes, my princess knight," Johnson answered the call from Alicia.

"You will be in charge of this gate… I want the gate to be manned within a week."

"But my princess, I need more time…" Johnson argued before Alicia cut him off.

"I DON'T CARE! DO AS YOU ARE TOLD OR ELSE I FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" Alicia threatens Johnson.

"Yes, my princess knight…" Johnson had no choice but to obey Alicia.

"Good… Driver, I need to leave this place…" Alicia orders her carriage driver.

"Yes, my princess…" The driver immediately obeyed Alicia and drove the carriage to the city of Ken. Behind her back, Johnson cursed and frustrated on how Alicia is being a bitch.

"You know, that is quite harsh toward your men." Maia took notice of how Alicia became unreasonable toward her guards at the Northern Gate.

"That none of your business, Maia." Alicia does not like anyone to interfere in her business with her knighthood. Maia frowned at Alicia for being rude to her when reminding her that she is harsh toward her knights.

"Fine… Whatever!" Maia growled, expressing her annoyance toward the young spoilt princess.

"You know… Why do the five of us squeeze into the carriage?" Luu-Luu felt the discomfort of sharing five 'Princess Knights' in the small royal carriage.

"We don't have spare clothes so we are forced to squeeze inside Alicia's carriage. To be honest, I am kinda embarrassed and I hoping my God will forgive me for my dirty clothes." Kaguya felt that her god was chastened for displaying her shameful and impure clothing in public as if God is watching over her.

"Ya… that kinda sucks…" Maia agreed with Kaguya.

"And that is why we can't allow the public to see our dirty clothes. It is a huge embarrassment to see us and our reputation will be tarnished. Don't you get it, you stupid brat?" Alicia scolds Luu-Luu.

"Ya… But why don't we go ride on a different carriage? There is no need to squeeze all five of us in Alicia's carriage, you stupid knight." Luu-Luu spoke logistically.

All four Princess Knights dumbfounded on how they did not think about it since they are so focused on their clothing and blindly follow Alicia's decision.

"I guess that we are all stupid fuck leaders who made a fool out of ourself." Maia facepalm on her stupid decision.

"What?! Everyone agreed to my decision and nobody pointed it out." Alicia was shocked that none of them took an initiative.

"I did, you asshole knight but you did not listen to my suggestion and go on with your knight's bullshit decision." Luu-Luu protest.

"SHUT UP!" Alicia yells at Luu-Luu for criticizing her decision.

"I suppose that we did not think deep enough. We have seemed to be focusing on our clothing that we did not think of though." Kaguya agreed on Luu-Luu's reasoning.

"What done is done. We cannot undo our actions. Right now, it is too late as we reach the holy city of Ken. Try to deal with it." Alicia said in annoyance.

"Well, she's right…" Kaguya agreed.

Luu-Luu scoffed while crossing her arms as she had to bear the uncomfortable journey with four other humans inside Alicia's royal carriage until it reached the White Citadel.

"So it is going to be a waiting game… It is going to be a long boring day." Maia started to get bored for the whole journey.

"Alicia…" Prim called Alicia as she was concerned.

"What is it, Prim?" Alicia responded to Prim's call.

"It… It is … very uncomfortable to wear those clothes." Prim expressed her discomfort as she felt her body sticky after some mud slip or go through her clothes.

"Prim… I can understand how you feel but right now, just bear with it for the time being. We will get a fresh set of clothes and a warm bath. It will be worthwhile to just bear a bit of suffering." Alicia admonishes Prim as a mother telling her daughter to deal with it.

"Okay…" Prim timidly obeyed her cousin's command, even though she did express her concern. [A/N. Okay… This is ridiculous… Why the fuck Alicia forced every Princess Knights to wear mud-stained clothes and/ or stained in mud to be squeezed into a small carriage? Sure, I get it that it hurts their reputation of the public seeing it but nobody will look closely at the carriage with knights protecting them. I mean they can take a short bath to wipe the mud off or a quick change of clothes (either peasant or ask the servant to buy clothes). They can make their own decision, why the fuck follows the spoilt princess... *sighed…]

Main street

It is expected to be crowded with citizens scrolling to buy what items they need. Merchants are becoming competitive as they sell their products for the best buy for the customers. Unfortunately, not for today. There are only a few people roaming around the street. Stalls are either lightly to more severely damaged. The owners did their best to clean up the mess. Some of them while others idle and watch them clean up. Inside the carriage, Prim takes a glance outside on how the citizens are cleaning up the rumble.

"What just happened?" Prim becomes curious as the citizens are clearing up the mess from the street.

"I don't know. Want to ask them?" Maia is interested in the main street to become a mess.

"I will do it. Knights!" Alicia took her initiative and summoned her knights.

"Yes, my Princess." The knights answer Alicia's call.

"Knights, go and ask the civilians what is going on and report back to me."

"Yes, my Princess." The knights obeyed Alicia's command and performed their duty.

"It will be back shortly. Don't worry about it, my cousin. I will take care of the situation for you." Alicia said in confidence with her knights' capability.

"Okay…"

A few minutes later, the knights report back to the royal carriage.

"My princess… I have some reports for you."

"What is it?" Alicia responded to her knights.

"We spoke to the citizens and it sounds a bit absurd…" The knights felt awkward speaking out to the princess.

"Go ahead!"

"The citizens claim that the metallic beast disturbs the peace of the main street and causes wreckage."

"WHAT!?"

"I know, my princess. I find myself confused as well but a lot of citizens had claimed that mad metallic beast charging toward the main street." The knight explains the situation to Alicia.

"Curses… Why does that metallic beast come and wreak havoc in our capital? Don't tell me…" Alicia gasped on what the metallic beast's intention was.

"Knights, clear the path. We need to go and assist our goddess. She is in danger…" Alicia orders her knights.

"Yes, my princess…" Her knights obey Alicia's command.

"Driver… You need to drive faster. Our goddess is in dire need of help." Alicia orders her driver.

"Yes, my princess…" The driver hastily forces the horse to ride faster.

"What's wrong, Alicia?" Maia is curious about why Alicia needs to rush to the White Citadel.

"You idiot. Don't you understand? That metallic beast may try to harm our goddess." Alicia becomes a concern.

"Really? Why are you concerned about that metallic beast? Our goddess is protected by Claudia and the Dawn Templars. So don't worry about it." Maia calmly replied to the anxious Alicia.

"Don't be stupid. What happens if they fail to protect the goddess? We need to hurry…" Alicia refuses to believe Maia's advice.

"My princess…" The driver calls out to Alicia.

"What is it?"

"There is a blockage within the street."

"WHAT!? WHERE MY KNIGHTS?" Alicia becomes troubled that her goddess is in danger if more delays occur.

"Yes, my princess…" Her knights respond to Alicia's call.

"Clear the blockage and fast…" Alicia commands her knights.

"Yes, my princess…" The knights begin to clear the rumble for the carriage to go through.

"So we have to wait…" Kaguya sighed.

Ten minutes later

The knights did their best to clear the rumbles onto the main street.

"My princess… The street is clear." A knight reports to Alicia.

"Good… Call our driver to pick up the speed. We need to hurry." Alicia is glad that the path is clear for the carriage to rush to the White Citadel. Earlier, the driver needed to go to the washroom to do his business. So Alicia gave permission.

"Yes, my princess…" The knights obeyed Alicia's command.

Meanwhile, a knight found something strange and picked up the light green can with a pin attracted to it.

"What did you find?" A knight asked his fellow knight.

"I don't know. Do you know what this is?" The second knight baffled on what he found.

"Throw it away." The first knight is not interested in that weird thing.

"Okay." The second knight throws away the weird items but his finger caught the pin in it while throwing. What he did not know that, he just threw a stun grenade and threw at the direction of the royal horse carriage.

*BBBAAANNGG!*

Within seconds after throwing, a loud noise occurred and disrupted the horses' eyesight. This caused the horses to go out of control and sped off with the royal carriage. (No driver, of course.)

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" All the Princess Knights screamed and started to panic as their carriage sped off. [A/N. Ready for round 2 of epic mayhem?]

"OH MY GOD! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!" Kaguya was shocked at the situation she was in.

"OH FUCK ME!" Maia cursed herself.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! PLEASE LET ME LIVE FOR MY 401TH YEAR NEXT MONTH!" Luu-Luu pleads on whatever the god to NOT to die before her birthday.

"Alicia… I am scared…" Prim scared and grabbed Alicia's hand.

"Don't worry… Anything… is going… to be… fine…" Alicia started to stammer as she displayed the brave front beside Prim.

Well, that is if they can control their emotions through the rough, long and bumpy experience when the uncontrolled horse sped off like mad animals disrupting the peace of the citizens in Ken. Hope they enjoy their trip.

Destroyed Public Slave Auction

"Arghhh!" Grave just woke up from his nightmare after being defeated by the metallic beast. He found himself in the public slave auction but not to know of. All he could see was burn buildings, the street being destroyed or crumbled and some dead bodies.

"What!? What magic did they destroy this place?" Grave shocked at the public slave auction. Grave got up and realised he accidentally crushed the old man in a red coat with his dead white eyes and mouth widened.

"Oh, my goddess… How the hell did I end up here?" Grave wondered how he ended up in the public slave auction. He still remembers that he was defeated by that metallic beast and wonders why that beast is so powerful that he is flung in the air by one hit. He thought hard on figuring out the puzzle but he could not come out with the answer. In the end, he gave up and went back to White Citadel. Grave takes a few steps away from the 'dying' old man before he stops to listen to the sound approach him.

*NNNGGGHHHH!

"AAAAAHHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP ME!"

Grave turns around to see the royal horse carriage running toward him.

"WHAT THE FUCK…." Grave shocked at the incoming horse carriage toward him.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" The Princess Knights and Grave screamed in panic.

Grave tries to dodge the rampant horse carriage but his reaction is too slow. As a result, horses rammed and trample Grave's body.

"Ouch! Ouch! My ballssssss…" Grave felt tremendous pain on his body and one of the steps on his groin area. Grave crutches his balls while receiving unexpecting: a nice horse poop freshly produced on his bald head. Grave takes his hand and touches the poo on his head; He also smells it and it stinks like hell. He wanted to vomit if needed but he controlled himself.

"AAAARRRGGGGHHHH! CURSE YOU… OORFFF…." Grave scream in disgust and cursed the horses before he knocked out by the wheel of the horse carriage.

Royal Carriage

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" All the Princess Knights still scream in fear as the uncontrolled horses still continue to torment them (Princess Knights).

"DO SOMETHING..." Luu-Luu becomes worried. She prefers her death to be a glorious one in the battlefield but to die by the royal horse carriage will bring shame and embarrassment to her lineage.

Kaguya turns pale. She hides in one corner with her head lowered down, her body shivering in fear while placing both of her hands and mumbles some prayers to seek protection from her god. Alicia and Prim hugging each other while screaming in fear, helpless to do anything but relying on the fate of the horses. However, Maia is not going to sit there and wait for 'fate' to happen. She NEEDS to do something.

"I am going in…" Maia said it bravely and confidently as she attempted to 'save' the situation. She is about to exit out of the horse carriage when Alicia grabs her hand.

"Stop! What are you doing?" Alicia asked in a concerned tone.

"Look. Someone needs to tame the horses so it is my turn to turn the tides around." Maia said in a brave tone.

"WHAT!? That foolish…"

"Why?"

"You can't expose yourself in front of the public."

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK… I AM GOING IN AND THAT IT."

"NO! I WON'T ALLOW IT…" Alicia forced Maia to get back to the royal carriage.

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME…" Maia struggled to get out of the carriages while pushing away from Alicia.

Meanwhile

A young but fat man walking down happily down the main street. He dressed in a red top with a white ruff collar surrounding his lumpy neck and yellow trimming but leaving his large belly exposed. A shoulder-length of purple and white sleeves and white armband in it. A baggy pants of the same colour as the sleeves and red boots. He is a male adult with blue eyes and blonde that reach to his ear length. Although he appears to be an adult, he is actually behaving … childish.

He is Michelle Pantielle, the eldest son of Micheal Pantielle, the famous merchant. [A/N. Fucking stalker.]

He recently bought some 'special' items for the lady whom he admired for some time. Seconds later, he takes out a pink bottle with a heart-shaped logo in it and starts to daydream about that girl. Michelle spends a lot of gold coins to buy the special 'love' potion. He was told by the alchemist that once inhaled by the 'goodness' of this love potion, it will fully captivate someone's love once eyes contact with the user. He smirked as his dream girl will be his soon. Until he heard something approaching him…

*NNNGGGHHHH!

"SOMEONE, HELP ME!"

"ALICIA, LET ME GO…"

"NO. YOU CANNOT..."

Michelle turned around to see a driverless horse carriage towards him.

"WHAT THE HELL…." Michelle was shocked. Despite appearing to be a clumsy person, he somehow manages to dodge the horse carriage. However, he noticed someone familiar when he saw two ladies doing … some catfights on each other.

Michelle realised that his so-called admirer is Maia and was riding on the horse carriage. Wasting no time, Michelle decided to play as a 'hero' to save Maia as he dashed toward Maia's direction. Unfortunately for him, he forgot about his love potion and he accidentally flung somewhere. Before he realized it, it was already too late as the love potion broke and someone inhaled it. Someone whom he unexpectedly and undesirable to see. That someone is a mid-fifties female, short and skinny appearance with lumpy boobs. She has dirty dirt eyes, a crooked nose and multiple poxes on her hideous face. She had her eyes fixed on Michelle. All Michelle did was to stare at her with horror and sweating bullets.

"Oh… my… I have not met any man in my life… I am so happy so let me give my love to you…" An old lady madly in love with Michelle. She takes out her top to show off his shaggy boobs in front of Michelle.

"I am sorry… I have to go…" Michelle attempts to escape the crazy old hag.

"Where are you going? I love you…" An old lady starts to chase Michelle.

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOO! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Michelle screams in fear as he runs away from the crazy old hag. Maybe he should slim down in case of an emergency like this case. To make the matter worse, that crazy old hag still persisted in pursuing Michelle. [A/N. Hehe, he. Run bitch… Run…]

"WHAT IS THIS HAPPENING?" He started to cry while running away.

"COME HERE, MY HANDSOME PRINCE…"

"NOOOOOOOOOO….OOORRFF!" Michelle accidentally steps on the exposed manhole and his body fell onto it. However, due to his large size, Michelle's body stuck halfway. He tries to get up but find it difficult to push himself out of the manhole.

"There you are. I want to sample your lips. *muck *muck*" An old lady couldn't resist kissing Michelle's lips.

"NOOOO! SOMEONE SAVE ME! NOOOOOO..." Michelle screams for help as the crazy old hag slowly approaches closer to him. [A/N. Well… Let Michelle have a romantic time with the crazy old hag. ;)]

Back to Royal Carriage again

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…." The 'helpless' Princess Knights inside the rampaging horse carriage were screaming while others were still doing catfight business. Surprisingly, it keeps on continuing for quite some time.

However, it will end soon as the horse carriage reaches the obstacle. The rampaging horses try to dodge it. While the horses successfully evade, the connector between the horses and carriage suddenly breaks causing the carriage to go on a spiral, ride on the slope and fly. Even worse, the carriage broke apart due to too much pressure causing the five Princess Knights to be exposed in public and flung in the air.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…." All the five Princess Knights scream while flying in mid-air. Where they are going to land is going to be a mess. A big mess.

Claudia POV

"Thank you…" Claudia gave her gratitude to the bystanders.

"You are welcome, your Highness." A peasant was glad to help the Princess Knight in need as they saw and volunteered to help Claudia from the hill of cow poop.

Claudia was about to leave when she heard a loud continuous scream from out of the blue. She looked at the sky and saw five familiar people coming down to her direction.

"AAAAHHHHHHHH…"

"WHAT THE… OOORRRFFF…." Claudia could not believe what she was seeing. Unfortunately, she couldn't dodge them as they crashed toward her.

*PPPRRUUSSHH! SPLASH! PPOOOPP!*

The next thing the group of peasants knew that they witnessed six ladies being struck in the big pile of cow shit, exposing their panties (For Luu-Luu will be a naked butt and orange tail) and legs. They shook their heads because it is going to require a lot of work getting these Princess Knights out of the mess. The goddess must be playing a cruel prank on the poor peasants.

White Citadel

Hallway toward the Throne Room

"OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH, SHIT!" Haggard cursed while running to the strange room with Bravo One and both dark elves.

"Oh great, Mr Smartie Pants… Thanks for the 'Wild ride of your life' to your fucking happy land… Good job, Hag. Good fucking job…" Sweetwater criticized Haggard's decision.

"You are welcome… Better than staying on the 'Fucked up land'..."

"YOU STUPID FUCKING HUMANS! IT ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT TO COME TO THIS CURSED HUMAN NATION…. IF YOU LISTEN TO MY QUEEN'S INSTRUCTION..." Chloe angrily screams at Bravo One for bringing her and her ex-queen to the city of Ken.

"YA... YA… WHATEVER!" Haggard shrugged off Chloe's bullshit yelling.

"Curse you, humans… I can't imagine that four unintelligent humans lead me to this mess… I swear that I am going to make all four of you feel pain a million times worse than..." Olga is exasperated and unhappy about meeting these four idiot humans. She could not believe that a group of mad men almost killed both dark elves for the sake of the thrill.

"La! La! Blah! La! Blah!" Haggard ignored both elves' rambling.

"FUCK YOU…." Olga felt offended when Haggard turned a blind eye to them.

"WOULD YOU SHUT UP?! NOW, IT IS NOT THE FUCKING TIME TO ARGUE AT THIS POINT…" Redford scolds his team and dark elves. As for Marlowe, well… just silent listening to his teammates and dark elves blaming each other for going to the wrong area until he noticed something.

"Hey, over here. We are going there..." Marlowe found the fanciful decoration room.

"Guess, we have no choice… Everyone, let's move." Redford hastily ordered his men and two dark elves.

"WHY DID WE HAVE TO…" Olga screamed before Redford grabbed her hand and rushed to the room.

"SHUT UP!" Redford argues back and continues to move forward to the room

All the Bravo One members and both elves ran as quickly to the room for a hideout. Once they were in (Ignoring the interior of the room as always), they quickly closed the doors and rested their legs.

"Phew!" Haggard felt relieved like he was exhausted for a few yards.

"My legs, I had never felt so much pain by being FORCED to run… Cursed the humans..." Olga complained.

"Well, that's too bad… At least, you won't have to walk a lot in this big castle because of our Humvee, taking a big ride from us to search almost all the rooms in this big ass castle. You need to practice more leg work." Haggard mocks Olga for being feeble despite being old in a healthy appearance.

"SHUT UP, YOU STUPID HUMAN! I HATE YOU!"

"You welcome, big boobies elf…"

"Why you…"

"Don't talk back to my queen…"

"Who's that?" A female voice spoke out within the room.

The members of the Bravo One and two dark elves turned their attention to the female voice and they were surprised about that woman who was approaching them. She dressed in … an unusual and unique dress. Both dark elves knew that woman who stood up from her fancy throne and slowly approached them. But for members of the Bravo One, they are confused about that woman dressed like a Roman goddess, large burst and… no panties? Why the fuck did she wear without panties? Does she have no shame on her own? [A/N. Well, Juliet was forced to wear it, that's why.]

"Wow! Nice to see you without panties, big boobie elf…" Haggard hastily replied and gave a thumbs-up gesture.

Everyone stares at Haggard for giving a vulgar comment on the lady in the white. It is expected that the lady in white looked pissed but they did not expect this. The lady in white has her face sunken for a while before she takes something on the ground.

"DAMN YOU, HAGGARD!" The lady in white shouted out to Haggard while throwing what seemed to be stone at him.

POW!

"OUCH! That hurts… Hey, wait a minute… How come you know my name?" Haggard felt pain and suddenly became confused about how this woman knew his name, even though they had never met her before.

"What the hell…" Redford is clueless as Haggard and so the rest of Bravo One members. Even both dark elves also react the same as them.

"I know that sounds crazy, Sgt. Redford." The lady in white spoke calmly to the confused Redford.

"How do you know my name…" Redford became confused.

The lady in white shook her head and gave a groan as she can understand that Bravo One members were confused about how she knew them.

"Who are you really? I mean… how do you know Haggard and our sarge's name? Don't you know me and …" Sweetwater became sceptical about the lady in white.

"Yes… I know what you are trying to say, Sweetwater… and yes, I know all of you, including the new member, Marlowe..."

"Wait… Are you Mike-One Juliet?" Sweetwater curiously asked the lady in white.

"Don't be stupid… She is Celestine, the ruler of Eostia and my arch-nemesis…" Olga interrupted Bravo One members, revealing the lady in white.

"WHAT!? She is Celestine… Oh the lord... And why does she wear that… clothes..." Sweetwater is shocked to hear who the lady in white and her dress is.

"Stop looking at my dress or else I will pluck off your eyes with a fork and make you blind forever so that you don't comment on my clothing…" Juliet gives an angry look at Sweetwater. She disliked any comment on her clothes as she had been humiliated for almost a week. Especially when anyone stared at her for some time.

"...Yes, Madam." Sweetwater decided to keep his mouth, not to anger the goddess or his 'lover' in someone's body.

"I still don't believe the crap… Tell me what my ID number…" Haggard decided to test the goddess.

"WELL, YOUR FUCKING ID IS *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* AND YOU LIVE IN *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* HOW ABOUT THAT..." Juliet reveals Haggard some of his details in an angry tone. [AN. Sorry for censoring some confidential details.]

'How do you know these people?' Celestine is curious to know about these four humans in strange green uniforms and equipment.

'Long story short, I know them. So you don't need to know so much.' Juliet assured Celestine.

Haggard was stunned to hear from the elf goddess to know some personal detail about himself. And so for the rest of Bravo One team reacted the same as Haggard.

"Well… Shit... That sounds like Juliet. Why the hell that you are an elf…"

"I don't want to bring up this matter… but do you have transport?" Juliet asked in a desperate tone.

"What…" Everyone in Bravo One team is astounded to hear from Juliet/ elf goddess.

"Like a chopper or a Humvee or anything that can get me out of this cuckoo land… Do you have it or not?" Juliet demands the Bravo One members to have a vehicle to leave Eostia. Although Juliet found they treat her nice because of her royalist status, she couldn't stand on how to deal with some stupid culture and its people in Eostia is.

'Why must I… I mean we need to leave my castle?' Celestine curiously asked Juliet.

'To be honest… your culture, your people. Everything here sucks. I can't wear the dress that I wanted to, can't go out of the castle and the worst of all, your annoying 'knight' made me look like a stripper and uncomfortable for me.' Juliet honestly answered.

"Well...err…"

"Hey, wait. What's that smell coming behind the hallway?" Juliet noticed something as she detected a strong burning and unpleasant odour coming to the door linked to the hallway.

"Well...errr… They must be celebrating some BBQ over there…" Sweetwater tried to cover up.

"Hope it has some BBQ ribs, roast meats or beef jerky… Been eating shit food rations on the 'Fucked up land'..." Haggard drools at the homeland food that he carves.

"It is not 'Fucked up land'. It Garan…" Olga reminded the foolish Haggard.

"Sounds like the right name for me. Especially with that big football guy with a giant sword taking over your custerfucked land for himself. I wonder what he and his band of shitty company are doing over there..." Haggard wondered.

"Why you…" Olga bit her lips.

"Shut up, all of you." Redford scolds them.

Juliet won't not take their words as she has been in Eostia for almost a week. It won't take long as she will find out herself.

BOOOOM*

Immediately, a loud noise could be heard which caught Juliet's attention.

"It… err…" Sweetwater stuttered. Juliet had enough lame excuses from the Bravo One team and decided to open the doors by herself. What she had found shocked her.

"FIRREEE!"

"OH SHIT!"

"GET ME WATER, NOW!"

The guards and maids are yelling each and assist themselves to put down the fire of a blackened block of metal with four wheels. Multiple small debris with a few of them still burning. A burning Humvee. Yup. All hope is gone for Juliet. Celestine doesn't know what that thing is but it terrified her to see that mysterious wagon burning. She wondered why the mysterious wagon appeared out of nowhere, nevertheless near her throne room. Not wanting to get attention from the guards and maids, Juliet quietly and slowly closed the door with her face looking down.

After Juliet did that, she slowly walked toward Bravo One, feeling weak and shivering after seeing her hope 'vanished'.

"Is… this the...only transport… that you, guys have?" Juliet stutterly asked Bravo One.

"Well, I… er…" Sweetwater hesitated while his face was sweating bullets.

"Yup… I am the one who drove into this bland castle. And also, this place is so huge so why the hell should we be walking when we can drive anywhere in this castle… Best ever ride…" Haggard proudly reveals who is the culprit for the mess.

Juliet remains silent and slowly walks toward him. Later, she put both of her hands on both Haggard's shoulders.

"What wrong..." Haggard is confused by Juliet's action. What he didn't know when Juliet is going to do something ... nasty on him.

"HAGGARD! I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU FOR BLOWING UP MY ONLY HOPE..." Juliet screamed angrily and she started to choke Haggard's neck using the goddess's strength magic.

"AHHHHHHH! LET ME GO!" Haggard struggled to get off the psychopath elf's hand on her. [A/N. Who would have thought that elves are innocent and pure until now.]

"Miss July, we can explain…" Sweetwater tries to calm down Juliet.

"Juliet, calm down. Marlowe, help me." Redford tries to break away from Juliet whom she tries to 'harm' Haggard.

"Urgh… Help me…" Haggard tries to get off the grip of Juliet.

"DIE! YOU BASTARD!" Juliet pissed off while strangling Haggard. [A/N. Just imagine Celestine watching Juliet 'punish' Haggard. XD]

While Bravo One members were busy, both dark elves are completely dumbfounded. They are confused on why the goddess knew the humans from another world. What's worse that she is a completely different person from what they used to know.

"Err...my queen…" Chloe asked.

"Yes…" Olga responded to Chloe.

"I don't want to be rude but I thought Lady Celestine had a kind, gentle and good heart, until now…" Chloe whispered to Olga's ear as she didn't want to get the attention of Celestine's wrath.

"That's a good question…" Olga wondered but she felt glad that someone gave some retribution to the troublemaker.

Meanwhile in 'Cuntry'

"ON THE GROUND…"

"NOBODY MOVE OTHERWISE WE FUCKED YOUR LIFE UP…"

"WHAT?! NOBODY TELL ME WHAT…" An orc defiant against the unknown human when he received a wake up call for all Black Dog members to follow.

*BAMMM!

An orc's head bursts into many pieces of bones, blood and other residues produce and slatter everywhere. The headless body stands there for a few seconds before dropping on the ground. Every human and monsters are completely stunned and horrified to see their 'comrade' being killed by the strange humans in red and black carrying strange but powerful weapons with them. They also bought along these metal wagon golems but come in different sizes.

Meanwhile, a neatly combed man dressed in black suit was standing in front of a group of natives, being cuffed and kneeling in front of him. His men were right behind the natives in case they did something 'intention' to their leader.

"Why did you all introduce yourself and this country?"

"Who the hell are…" Vault demands to know the man in black and his army before the soldier behind him gives him a hard slap for talking back to their leader.

"Urgh…" Hick felt pain.

The man in black put a hand signal to stop the soldier from hitting Hick again.

"Do you want to know? Let's say my name is Legionnaire. And my men behind you are Legionnaire Mercenaries. So I already explained it to you and it is your turn to tell me who you are…" Legionnaire introduced himself and his army group.

"I am Vault, the leader of Black Dog mercenaries. And you are in my kingdom, Cuntry. What do you want?" Vault answered Legionnaire's question.

"What do I want? I and my men want to go back to my world, of course to have some … unfinished business. And your country, Cuntry… is fucking horrible name that I ever heard."

"What's wrong with that name…"

"Shut up!" Legionnaire gives Vault a hard knock.

BAMM!

"Argh…" Vault screeched in pain.

Legionnaire could not believe what he had seen. Who knows that he and his mercenaries are in the fucked up fantasy land and he doesn't know what to do.

"Excuse me… Can I say something?" Kin wants to say something.

"Speak." Legionnaire gives that man permission to let him speak.

"We can help you to send you back to your world if you can help us."

"Oh, I am listening…"

"You can help us by conquering Eostia with your army. From the look of your men carrying the powerful artifacts, we can control a foothold and if we gather enough resources, I can send you and your men back to your world if you accept the deal. In addition, I am the wizard..." Kin persuades Legionnaire to join their cause.

"Why I should trust you…" Legionnaire concerned.

"Because you don't have a choice. Our stronghold was destroyed and this land was inhabitable. Only we knew how to get to the nearest villages for supply and housing."

Legionnaire weighed his option of accepting the deal with the natives. After a few minutes, Kin was right but Legionnaire had a better deal that they can't refuse.

"I will agree if you accept our term."

"What is it?"

"All Black Dog mercenaries will be under my control." Legionnaire states his term.

"WHY YOU…" Vault enraged before he was shocked to see Legionnaire taking a weapon aim at his face.

"If you don't, there is no point in taking you and your men with me except your magician. I don't need you but I am willing to give you mercy. Understand?" Legionnaire threatening Vault to kill him on the spot.

"Yes… My men and I will obey your order." Vault had no choice but to agree in order to save his life.

"Good." Legionnaire put down his MP-412.

"Vault, tell your men that whenever the village or town raid, I required at least two-third of the loot." Legionnaire issues an order to Vault.

"Why you…" Vault grit his teeth.

"Is that a problem?" Legionnaire gives an icy stare.

"No...Sir…" Vault terrified when Legionnaire stared at him.

"Good. Is there anything else that you want to bring out?"

"There is one…"

"Oh. What is it?"

"How about the women?" Vault brings out the condition.

"What about them?" Legionnaire is curious to know why Vault brought up the strange request.

"Can we raped them? That is the reason why I created this kingdom. My legion of monsters need female humans to reproduce troops." Vault explained. Legionnaire is astounded to hear from Vault but he does not care about them.

"Unless they are important for my cause, do whatever you want with them."

"Thank you…" Vault smirked.

Well…. A lot of messed up situations especially Juliet, will forever stay in the land of stupidity. Worse still, Bravo One members blew up her chance to have freedom of her own. Wonder how Juliet will cope with the Princess Knights later on.

I know why I never updated for a few months. Couple of reasons like the Covid-19 but my main reason was that I injured my wrist and am still recovering from it. But enough of that.

Time for review.

Perseus12, D1NGORED, SPARTAN-626 and Rven23: I hope you enjoy the fanfic. Wait til you will see how Bravo One roasted the other Princess Knights.

TheAutorArgentina and Ph0enix17: Well, I take note of your OC in future chapters.

ninjarider1: It will be soon. Muhahahaha...

Victor John Foxfire: Luu-Luu prefers to fight til the death since she is the only 'blood knight' among the seven. Kaguya's reaction will be the same as other Princess Knights.

Grave betrays the alliance because they are losing, so might as well join them if you can't beat them. Grave raped Claudia because he needed a … heir. You see, his son was weak and futile so he had to do it with his own hands. Problem was there are a lot of men who want to rape her as well. So ya… Good job, Grave. You doom yourself.

I am sorry to tell you that was a sequel, Kuroinu 2, where the 'Rape Empire' lasted for more than a hundred years. Shocking, is it? Why does it exist…. Let's just say, it is good for business.