Hey, It's me with a new story.

Ever had that feeling? That feeling when you think you're about to create something creative and original, but then you realize that this could be a huge mistake and that you should turn back while you still have the chance? Yeah. That's what I'm feeling right now. I'm not sure if anyone came up with this idea yet, but I'm fairly sure I'm not the only one who did.

This is a fairly simple AU to be honest. One of those what-if's types of stories. In this case, what if bad boy Marco crossed over with bad girl Star; the human version (because I think there was one where her skin color was changed) and not the Ludo one (not sure what her AU is called...). The summary pretty much explains it.

I will try to include multiple Pov's here; mainly Star and Marco. It's something I want to try and practice so that you can read into the characters' thoughts and get a significantly longer chapter than my usual ones and I can get the hang of multiple perspectives of multiple people at once. The story will move forward even as I change character perspectives. I will try my best to not portray their reactions into one event only.

Lastly (sorry for the long ass A/N), like my other stories, this is going to be a short introductory chapter for Star. With Marco being introduced in the next one. As usual, this is so that I can see your reactions on what you guys think about the story.

Disclaimer: Star Vs. The Forces of Evil belongs to Daron Nefcy.

Story is mine

Story Title: Walking Disasters (AU)

Rating: T

Genre: Adventure/Romance

Summary: Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz were infamous for their own reasons. The former being a troublemaker more than a princess and the latter being a social outcast. But what happens if fate had took them together and decided to do more with them? Will an unlikely friendship bloom for these two? Or will they become rivals of the century?

Exposition To Demolition [1-2]

"Your highness, please understand-"

"UNDERSTAND WHAT!?" A blonde-haired girl shouted from inside her room. She had a severe case of 'bed hair' and currently had red eyes overshadowing her naturally blue ones. "The only thing I understand here is that you're trying to wake me up from my sleep! Maybe it's you who should understand not to interrupt me when I'm sleeping!"

"B-But Princess, The meeting-" The man; most likely one of their butlers, tried to reason.

"I'll go to it later!" The girl stuffed her face into her pillow. "Just leave me alone!"

"I'm afraid I can't do that..."

"Why not!?"

"The meeting starts in half an hour..."

"..." It didn't take long for the girl to process the man's words inside her brain. "...WHAT?!"

"I suggest getting dressed up, your highness." She could already sense the smirk the man gave through the door. "I wouldn't want to be latr if I were you."

"Arghhhh! Fine!" The girl wanted to pull her hair out, but time isn't necessarily giving her the motivation to do so. She stood up from her bed and walked towards the bathroom. "Tell her I'll be in the stupid event meeting within ten minutes..."

"Will do, ma'am." The man said before leaving.

"I knew going to ponyhead's party was a good idea." The girl chuckled as she went into the shower. "I can't believe we actually went forward with destroying the place. Talk about overkill."

Star Butterfly. The only heiress of Mewni and the one causing the most trouble inside of the Kingdom. Say what you want, but being a princess is not in one of the girl's to-do list. Sitting in a throne room with nothing to do all day, pretending to care about people you don't even know, trying to solve problems that doesn't even require a queen. Talk about torture. That didn't sound like the rich life, it sounded more like a boring and miserable life. She wanted a fun and happy life, darn it!

In a sense, she kind of knew why it would sound like the rich life. And she was actually willing to become a queen... if the process wasn't so boring. It was so boring to an extent in which she would rather get lost in a forest filled with monsters rather than become a queen herself. She'd rather fight than do nothing while sitting in a chair all day.

Once she was finished with her shower, she grabbed a towel and looked at the mirror. A cute face stared back. The same face that caused havoc in many dimensions with or without ponyhead. She smirked devilishly. An aura suddenly enveloped her. A dark purple one. One that was emitted whenever she was about to cause trouble, and the same one that she used whenever she wanted to scare the living shit out of anyone. The number of people she already scared with the aura was laughable.

It helped that she can turn it on and off at will... Okay, maybe that was a bit of a stretch. She can turn it on if she was really angry at someone. And it also turns on if she's planning something vicious with her trademark evil grin.

But details don't matter. All that matters was that she had a meeting to get to. Stepping out of her bedroom door, she was finally ready to meet with her mother.

"Mom's family wand, here I come!"

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"WHAT?! What do you mean you won't give me the wand!?" Star shouted incredulously.

"Star..." Moon sighed upon hearing the girl's screams. "You know that I can't do that, right?"

"Why not!?"

"Because the moment I give it to you, you're going to create massive destruction to the Kingdom!"

Sat inside a small room with a table and two chairs facing each other was Star and her mother; Moon Butterfly. After Moon had cancelled the royal event of giving the family wand to the heiress, Star's ire has raised significantly. Saying things like "It's unfair!", "Just give me the wand already!", and "I'm old enough to handle the wand, Mom.". Three hours have already passed and Star felt like she was wasting time arguing with her mother...

...Or more realistically, her demanding her mother to give her the wand.

Her mother had always been like this. Keeping important things away from her. When she tried to inherit the family sword at the age of ten, her mother quickly took the sword and locked it inside one of the safes they keep hidden in the forest. Her thirteenth birthday passed and she wanted to get herself a pair of dimensional scissors, but her mother immediately blacklisted her to the forger who created every dimensional scissors in the world. And now, when she's supposed to finally get the wand, her mother takes it back and tells her to wait until next year.

To put it bluntly, her mother was stupidly unfair to her.

"I'm old enough to use it!"

"And irresponsible enough to create untold destruction with it!" Moon snapped back. She took a moment to calm herself and sighed. "Sweetie, it's not that I don't trust you-"

"I call Ponyshit-"

"Language!" Moon glared at her daughter; who simply rolled her eyes. "It's just that I don't think you know how dangerous inheriting the wand might be. With your brash attitude and your fondness of causing as much trouble as possible, I doubt you'll be able to keep yourself and your loved ones safe with the wand."

"Oh come on Mom! I can fight with the wand! How hard could it be?"

Seriously, how hard can it be? The wand came with a manual for god's sake! A manual! It's not like she had to learn it from scratch without any knowledge of the wand. She could easily open the book, pick a spell, and cast it in the span of ten seconds. It was that easy!

And still, she knew her mother was going to give her some lame excuse of it being difficult.

"Star, learning the wand is easy, but mastering it is difficult. You need to learn all the moves such as poses and dances for some of the spells for it to work. You need to memorize spell names to activate most of them-"

As Moon kept on stating horrible reasons not to give her the wand, Star stared into the ceiling. Not even paying attention to her mother in the slightest. She wondered. If she was that bad of a daughter to her parents that they refuse to give her the wand, would they give it to her if she wasn't bad? Or would they still keep it away from her due to them not trusting her?

Before Star could even continue that train of thought, her mother quickly snapped her out of it. "Star! Are you listening to me?"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'll learn it. Just give me the wand already."

Moon sighed in defeat. While Star smirked in victory at the sight of her mother.

"I knew you'd act like this..."

Star laughed internally. She knew her mother more than she knew herself. One thing Star always did whenever she wanted to do something dangerous, was that she ignored all of Moon's warnings. Surprisingly enough, it worked. Although not always - the sword and the dimensional scissors being prime examples.

"Hah! Gotcha! I knew if I ignore her I'll get the wand. Mom's gonna have no choice but to-"

"-Send you to a different dimension to reform your boisterous attitude."

Wait-

"What!?" Star stuck a finger inside her ear. "Am I going deaf or did I hear you say you're going to send me to another dimension?"

"You did hear me right then." Moon smiled. It was the same as the one she had given Star three hours ago. Calm, collected, and loving. But Star felt something else within the smile. She felt like her mother was currently giving her the most smug smile she had ever given, in her whole life, ever. And what found even more irritating about her face is the fact that its the same one she's been pulling off last three hours ago. The thought of her mother being able to do that made her eyes twitch.

"Oh, it seems that you're rather excited aren't you." See! She's still doing it! It's like she's trying to be a complete ass from the inside while being the nicest person in Mewni on the out. "With the way your eyes were twitching, I can already feel your excitement from the inside."

Star clenched her teeth as she forced a smile and gripped the table. "Y-Yeah. I'm REAL excited, Mom!"

"And to top it all off, you're going to have a boy as your guide!"

Something snapped, and she was sure that it was not the table she was holding...

...Maybe it was.

"WHAAAT?!" Star screamed from the top of her lungs. "Why would you do that!? Why would you send me to a RANDOM dimension; of which you and dad have absolutely NO knowledge off mind you. Without a single weapon in my possession or my consent on whether I accept to go or not. And to top it off, have a boy of around my age watch over me? Why?!"

"Because your attitude is already causing our family some undeserved controversy! Not to mention we needed a reason to kick you out of the castle." Moon whispered the last part. Fortunately, her daughter didn't hear her.

"And you think sending me somewhere, alone. With a teenage boy, is a great way to fix it?!"

...

...

...

Moon coughed. "Oh, would you look at that?"

She stared out of the window to see a chariot waiting outside. Most likely Star's method of transportation to the unnamed dimension. "Looks like your chariot is here." Moon stood up and walked away. Star noticed the hurried pace her mother currently had. "I already ordered some of the maids to collect all of your belongings. Three hours would be certainly enough for them."

Star's became wide-eyed as she stared at her mother; who was currently walking away. It was a distraction! A distraction for her so that they could finally kick her away from the castle, for once and for all. She knew the servants surely wanted her to go away; and it was backed up with the fact that she was very bossy to them. But her mother? The one who was supposed to defend her and let her stay? Turned against her?

Star could only bang her head on the table.

"Arghhh!" She cried as she continued banging her head.

First she didn't get the wand. Then she was kicked out of the castle to live on her own, not to mention that they knew nothing of the dimension they were about to place her in. And now she was forced to have a boy as her guide!?

It was either that Karma finally got to her or she did something in her past life that might have angered some higher being. It's not like she married a monster in her past life...

"Ugh," Star stood up and rubbed her forehead, doubt from the pain of slamming her head into the table. "This is the worst day of life..."

She just hoped the boy looking after her wouldn't be much of a jerk. As long as he didn't bother her, then she would be golden.

Star chuckled.

"It's not like it's going to be then end of the world. It's just some random boy looking after me...

What's the worst that could happen?"

Everything, Star. Everything.

So, yeah, here's an inside look of bad girl Star's thought process. She a lot more menacing her than the one on the show. Although she isn't comepletely evil. She more or less just wants to do things she wants and is willing to do anything to get it. Either by force or by intimidation.

So there you go. What do you guys think? Troublemaker Star and Bad Boy Marco finally meet each other. Not the greatest idea, but it has its potential.

Reviews are love. They help inspire me to go and read other stories to get more inspiration after reading them. The review can be a compliment, complaint, suggestion, and/or criticism.

Anyways, that's all for now and I will see you in the next one.

Crazyman out.