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Castle of Cagliostro bloopers
Goemon and Jigen see the smoke from the castle.
Goemon: Himm, movement.
Jigen: That's our boy. Whoa!
*Jigen falls down into the trees below, unable to get back up. The crew members laugh*
Goemon: Sigh. I got him, don't expect mouth to mouth.
Zenigata arrived at the castle and is now seeing the count.
Zenigata: Forgive me for barging in like this.
*The inspector walks in, stops, and then salutes the count.*
Zenigata: You see, I'm Zenigata's of Interpol, sir. We revived report that Lupin sent one of his natators calling cards to you.
*The count sips his tea.*
Count Cagliostro: Ah, your no...
*The count suddenly feels a bad taste in mouth and tries to spit it out.*
Count Cagliostro: I think I'm drinking dad tea.
Zenigata: Darn it, we almost had a good one.
Lupin walks downstairs to join Goemon and Jigen.
Jigen: Hey, Goemon. Wait. Your talking to Lupin, not the samurai that's already next to you.
*Everyone laughs at this.*
Jigen: Hold on, let me try again. Let's go for real, and I'll do it right this time.
Lupin is staring at the castle with Jigen.
Lupin: They docked at the old floorgate, the place….
Jigen: Floodgate
Lupin: What
Jigen: You're supposed to say floodgate, but you end up saying floorgate. *Laughs*
Lupin: Oops
Jigen: *Continues laughing*
Lupin: Oh, ho ho, very funny. Ha ha, it is to laugh.
Same scene.
Lupin: I've tried to, to uncover the secret of the goat bills. And, I missed when I did that.
Jigen: Why Lupin, Why?
Lupin: All I know is that the director is not to blame.
Jigen: Ok, then.
Lupin meets up with Fujiko.
Lupin: Good evening, Fujiko.
Fujiko: Lupin?
Lupin: As usual, you look your loveliest when absorbed in your work.
Fujiko: I cannot believe…
Lupin: Whoa *Trips and falls.*
*Fujiko laughs and helps him up*
Lupin is helping Clarrise escape
Lupin: Alright, Princess, hold on tight! Wa- woah!
Lupin picks her up and goes to escape, but falls down.
Lupin: Gosh, sorry, are you alright?
Princess: Haha, yes, I'm fine!
Lupin: Alright, let's take that again!