Chapter 1: Introduction

When Ruby rose woke up, she knew something was wrong.

Since when her room was so dark? It wasn't even night time! And why she couldn't move her hands?

She knew she was sitting on some kind of very comfortable chair, but why? She usually doesn't sleep in chairs, unless it was because she kept studying at late thanks to her partner Weiss.

"Hello? Anyone can hear me?!" , She yelled.

"Ruby, I'm here, you don't have to yell." Complained a voice that was near Ruby. The young rose turned to her left and saw amber eyes glowing in the dark.

"Blake!", Ruby cheered, a bit relieved that she wasn't alone, "Where are we?"

"I don't know, but I think we are chained to this cinema chairs by the wrists.", the cat faunus said, trying to break the chains."

"Wait, How do you know these chair are from a cinema?"

"Well, because one of the armrests has a hole to put cups on it, but that's not our main problem now."

"So we got kidnapped?"

"I think so. But who did this?" Blake wondered, She had the idea someone from the white fang found her and brought it here with Ruby, but why Ruby? Unless there was also more of her friends trapped here.

"Someone help!", yelled Ruby again.

"Ruby! My ears!", Blake complained.

"Oops, sorry!"

"You dolt, why you always had to make so much noise?", a new voice at Blake's left said.

The young rose and the faunus turned their head to see two blue eyes glaring specifically at Ruby.

"Weiss? You are here too?"

"Huh, didn't notice you were there.", Said Blake.

"How so? I thought faunus had night vision."

"We have, but I can't really see anything here in this place." Blake affirmed, "it's so dark, and it's also foggy, so I can't really see anything about it except for..."

Blake turned to the right, only to see blonde hair and hear some snores.

"YANG!" Blake yelled, making the blonde brawler to instantly wake up.

"Who wants to fight Xiao Long!", Yang yelled, trying to put on a attack pose, but when she noticed she couldn't move her arms, relaxed a bit.

"Blake? Ruby? Weiss?"

"Hi sis!", answered Ruby with a smile, relieved that Yang was here and safe.

"Hey, who put chains on my arms?", the blonde asked annoyed, trying to break the chains, but they were too strong."

"Why you were sleeping in first place?", Asked Weiss.

"Meh, can't recall, the seats are very comforting. You don't remember?"

"Eh, not exactly."

"It's still confusing.", Blake answered.

"Yeah, I think I was doing homework and then I fell asleep.", Ruby said

"Why I am not surprised.", Weiss groaned.

"Hey! Can't you guys shut up!", a voice yelled behind them. The group turned around to see Nora struggling in a chair trying to break the chains.

"Nora, stop moving, please"

"But these chains are so uncomfortable!"

"I know they are uncomfortable, but the best we can do is save energy until we know where we are."

"Fine…", the Valkyrie pouted.

"Nora? Ren? Are you here too?", said Yang confused

"Hey, where's Pyrrha?", Ruby asked

"I'm here!", the red head spoke at Weiss' left, "Sorry if I didn't say anything but I was sleeping a bit too."

"… Okay, so this place is too dark or we are too distracted.", Weiss said.

"I'd say both.", Blake said.

"So, any idea of where we are we?", asked Ren.

"No idea, though I think we are in some kind of cinema room.", said Blake

"An abandoned cinema?", Yang wondered.

"ooh, spooky!", Nora said, a bit more relaxed.

"So looks like everyone is trapped here, huh?", wondered Ren.

"Wait, Where's Jaune?", Pyrrha asked, not feeling Jaune's presence in the room.

The entire group froze, and turned their heads to see if jaune was here.

"Jaune!", Ruby yelled

"Fearless leader! Are you there?", Nora asked

"Speak vomit boy! Are you here or not?", Yang yelled.

"Jaune! Where are you?", Ren shouted.

"Looks like Jaune isn't here guys.", Blake said concerned about her secret crush.

"Pftt! That dolt! I bet he's sleeping too. He loves to sleep in in chairs."

"How do you know that ice queen?", asked Yang as the group glared at the white haired girl, making Weiss nervous.

"U-uh well, I-"

"Maybe he's being tortured right now and we can't help him!", Nora yelled, attracting everyone's attention and changing the topic.

"Hey, I don't think it's a good idea to think about the worst case.", Ren said, trying to calm everyone.

"B-But what if he is tortured right now?", Ruby asked scared of her cru-friend's life.

"If someone harms my- I mean our Vomit boy we will break their bones!" Said Yang struggling against the chains.

"It's pointless to break these chains guys.", Pyrrha informed them "There are not made by metal or any material that I've seen, but it's very resistant."

"So we are trapped here with no possibility to see or escape? Great.", Groaned Blake.

"This is ridiculous! Where's a light when you need it?!" Exclaimed Weiss

And in that instant, the lights went on. Surprising RWBY and PNR as they noticed they were indeed, in a cinema room, with a big screen in front of them and sitting in red chairs.

"Ooh! How did you do that Weiss?"

"Yeah it was like magic!"

"What? I did nothing! It was pure coincidence that someone turned the lights on!"

"Wait, if Weiss didn't do that, then who did it?"

"I think you're talking about me." a new voice spoke to the group of teenagers

The group noticed that in the front of the screen, a man of 19 years old, with long black hair that ended in his neck, brown eyes and a bit of beard on his face, was standing in front of them, dressed with a green coat, black shirt, brown boots and jeans, and holding a cup of coffee.

"Who the hell are you?", Asked Yang annoyed, if this man was who kidnapped her and her friends he-

"I'm the one who brought you all here.", the man said nonchalantly as he took a zip of his coffee.

"You fucker!", said Yang, trying to stand up so she could reach the man and beat him.

"Hey, there's no really need of violence.", the man said calmly

"If that's so why we are chained to these chairs?", Asked Weiss angrily

"Also what kind of chains are these by the way?" Asked Pyrrha

The man sighed, "Those are chains made of adamantium; one of the most durable and resistant materials that can be found in the universe. Not your universe though, but most of them. ", the man took another zip and continued, "And I'm sorry if you are chained, but I have to be sure any of you wouldn't fight me once you awakened. and I don't like to fight."

"We don't have to fight, Mr…"

"In a lot of worlds, I'm called Elzeta, but you can call me Zeta or Z, if you want."

"Okay, Zeta, may you break the ch-"

"Hey! You idiot! Where's our Jaune-Jaune!", Nora yelled annoyed

"Yeah, that's right. Where's Jaune? If we can ask, of course.", Pyrrha asked concerned for her not so secret crush.

"Jaune? Oh he's with us. But in another place of this cinema"

"What?", was the collective ask of the group.

"Let me rephrase that", the man coughed a bit and continued, "Your Jaune is here, in a special place where he can see much better what I'll show you in the screen later. But first, I need you to explain why you are here."

"Okay, but, can you break the chains please?" Asked Ruby

The man snapped his fingers, and suddenly, the chains were no longer struggling the group's arms against the chairs.

"Woohoo! Freedom!", Nora exclaimed happily.

"You didn't have to put the chains in everyone, you know?", Weiss said as she rubbed her wrists, "You could have put them on just Nora and Yang instead, they're the brutes here."

"Hey!", said Yang angry.

"I needed to make sure any of you would make angry at me and started to run at me to fight me", the man said as he started to walk out of the screen and sat in a special chair and let his cup on a black wooden table.

"Well, I'm still very mad, so tell me why I shouldn't beat you right now?", Yang said with red eyes.

"Well first, I'm not a violent person, I like to talk to people to fix problems, so I don't see why you wanted to fight with a guy like me, and second, I didn't really did anything wrong to you, with the only exception of chaining you but only because I knew you and the rest are excellent fighters and probably you're still thinking I'm a threat to you."

"He has a point.", said Blake.

Yang huffed, but said nothing and crossed her arms.

"So, if you aren't a threat, why did you kidnapped us?", Asked Ren.

The man sighed, "I didn't have a real option; the reason why you're here it's because of your story, more specifically about your future."

"Our… future?", asked Pyrrha.

"Let me show it to all of you.", and then the man snapped his fingers again.

Then, several images, visions and sounds were seen by the group; they were in some kind of trance that only lasted a few seconds.

"Wow…", said Ruby

"Yeah, I know.", The man said as he grabbed his cup and took another zip, "Very depressive, if I have to say it"

"Oh my god… my arm…", Yang murmured as she slowly rubbed the arm that was cut in an alternate future.

"Adam…", Blake muttered as she put her arms around her and hugged herself as her body began to shake a bit.

"I…Did I die?", Asked Pyrrha shocked.

Ren and Nora immediately ran to hug tightly her teammate.

"It's okay, you are still here." Ren said softly

"We won't let you die to that Cinder bitch.", Promised Nora.

"U-unbelievable", Said Weiss, "Cinder, Mercury, Emerald, Ozpin, Salem…"

"P-Penny…", Said Ruby with some tears in her face, Yang went to Ruby and hugged her tightly, not letting her go.

"W-Why did you show us that?", Said Weiss still shocked and angry.

The man sighed once again, "Because that future is the reason why all of you are here."

"What?", was again the answer of everyone.

The man chuckled this time, "That future is the most depressive future you could ever have, nobody needs futures as sad as that, and by putting all of you in this place, I blocked the existence of that future."

"That-that doesn't have sense. How you-"

"I'm not a simple mortal, Belladonna" the man interrupted her, "Sorry if I'm rude, but it's necessary to explain some things and I need you to hear me."

The group stayed quiet as Zeta cleared his throat.

"First of all, I'm not a simple man; yeah, I can look like one, but the thing is, I have a special ability that is being shared with more people; is the ability of writing and creating new worlds, to mold them like I want and make them better or more interesting. More than a god, I'd like to be referred as a Writer. And the reason why you are here, it's because I've decided to restart your world."

"WHAT?!" yelled everyone, for the third time.

"B-But how?", Pyrrha said.

"I don't think that could be possible, it doesn't have a scientific base and could break physic laws", Weiss thought out loud.

"Wait, and what will happen to our family and friends?", asked Ruby.

"Oh, your friends and family are also here, but they are outside of this cinema, because I wanted to talk to you first, since you are most near to Jaune of all people, aside of his own family."

"What do you want from Jaune?", asked Pyrrha.

"I've visited different worlds, Pyrrha, and I have to say, that Jaune arc, has a great participation in most universes that I could ever see. Sometimes he participated in wars, sometimes, he was an angel, in other, he was a demon, and in others, he sacrificed his life for all of you."

The group went quiet at the thought if Jaune sacrificing his own life, as Pyrrha did in the vision they saw, for them. It was just unimaginable.

"I-I refused to think t-that dolt could sacrifice his own life just like that.", Said Weiss with a knot in her throat.

"Oh don't worry, about that, it's just a possibility, it's very unlikely to happen, so you don't have to worry too much about your secret boyfriend.", Zeta said nonchalantly as he took a sip of his coffee and waited to see the group's reaction.

"WHAT?!", said everyone but Weiss who was blushing madly.

"When did it happen?", Ren asked.

"How did it happen?!", Nora asked shocked.

"I want to join in!", Pyrrha, Yang , Blake and Ruby said at the same time, then they glared at each other, "What?! You like Jaune too?! Hey you can't join! I saw him first! Stop copying me!"

"Hey! I think there are more important things than-"

"Shut up Ren!", the rest of RBY and Pyrrha yelled.

"Hey, you can talk about this theme later, but for now, we need to see what I'll show in this screen while your world is being restarted.", Said Zeta

The group of girls huffed and groaned, but they reluctantly nodded but not before giving one last glare to Weiss who looked away and wishing the earth could swallow her.

"Alright.", Zeta smiled, "So, this is quite simple, while your world is being fixed, you are going to see some videos about different Jaunes from other universes; most of these videos are more for entertaining than another thing, but there's the possibility that we could see videos that are more serious content; but in general, this is for you to have a good time while your world is in maintenance. Any questions?", asked Zeta.

All the girls raised their hand..

"No, I'm not going to answer anything related to Jaune. If the question is why we are going to watch alternate versions of him it's because he is who had done the more crazy adventures and bizarre things in different universes, after Nora of course."

"Yay! I'm number one!", cheered Nora.

"Any more questions?", Asked Zeta.

"Actually yes.", Ren raised, "What do you mean with fixing our world?"

"Well, isn't it obvious? Erasing all the threats of your world! Grimm, White Fang, Salem…"

"Wait, you can do that?!", Pyrrha asked.

"Well, yes, but it's a little difficult considering the amount of Grimm that there are in your world and that reverting Salem in the original one is more difficult it will require a good amount of time. One of the reasons why you are here."

"Wait, when you say you are going to erase the White fang…", Asked Blake afraid.

"Oh! Nah, I'm not going to erase completely the White Fang, it's just that, well, violence only finishes in violence and it doesn't help to make a better world. So, I'm just going to replace it with the pacifist one."

"I see…", Nodded Blake with a tiny smile

"Also, I wanted to erase the SDC mines and excavations so we wouldn't have bad

experiences with certain characters, I hope you won't be mad Weiss."

"Oh! But I'm not just going to erase and destroy everything, I'm also going to fix some places, Like mountain Glenn, Kuroyuri…", Said Zeta.

"Wait, what?", Ren's breath hitched at the mention of his home village.

Zeta simply smiled, "and not just places, I was also preparing to revive people's lives."

"Wait… so that means… you can revive my mom?"

"Ruby…", Yang patted her sister's shoulder in comfort.

Zeta smiled and shrugged, "If that's what you want, I can revive your mother, and the same goes to you, Lie Ren, you just need to wish it."

Ren silently nodded.

"But, that would be for later", Zeta clapped his hands, "Now, If that everything you need to know…"

"Wait, I have a question!"

"Yes, Nora?"

"Can you bring Fearless leader with us, pretty please?", she begged with puppy eyes

Zeta sighed, "I guess I can… but not now, it cost me a lot to convince Jaune to put him on that VIP room. For now I want you to relax, to have fun, and please, don't ask ridiculous questions while you are watching the videos. I'm going to let you a pair of random videos while I start working with your dimension, and after you finish watching those videos I will let more people enter so they can accompany you."

Zeta grabbed his coffee and started to leave, but not before saying.

"Oh by the way, the bathroom is at your left, and if you're hungry, there's a fridge near at your right, you can take everything you want from it but don't abuse, alright?"

"Understood.", Said Ren.

"Great I think that's everything for now. If you need me you can just shout my name and I will be here back again. See ya!"

And just like that, the man disappeared.

After that, Nora grabbed Ren's arm and bounced on her chair in excitement.

"Ohh! Ren! What do you think we will see in that screen? We will see fearless leader doing heroic things? Will he slay a dragon? Parkour? Cooking pancakes?!"

Ren sighed, "As long as Jaune doesn't suffer on those videos, it will be okay for me."

"Yeah I hope that too, though I was thinking, WHEN'S THE VIDEO IS GOING TO START?! AND WHERE'S THE POPCORN TOO?!", Nora yelled.

Suddenly, in everyone's lap a medium cup of popcorn appeared, and just like that, the lights turned off and the video began.

"Thank you!", Nora said in a sweet voice.

Suddenly, in the screen went white, with nothing on it. Until, static appeared.

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

"What the hell?", Blake said surprised at the shout. As the screen went green and the words "Fuck you", appeared in the middle of it.

"What does it say there?", Ruby asked, "F-"

"Don't you dare say that Rubes.", Yang quickly covered her sister's mouth with her hands before she could say that bad word.

Suddenly, An older Jaune with a gray beard, with a cigar on his mouth, and wearing a green military beret, a green coat, and a greasy yellow shirt. The man looked pissed as he looked at the screen.

"Wait, is that Jaune?", Pyrrha asked, not believing that the old man that looked he went just from a war could be her partner.

"Are we watching a video from the future?", Asked Ruby.

"I swear that if Jaune would ever wear those clothes in the future…", grumbled Weiss before the jaune from the screen started to talk.

"If you're tough enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're big enough smug to come to Big Jaune Hell's Cars!", the older Jaune said as the screen showed Neptune wearing the same clothes as Jaune and that was smiling until Jaune pointed at him with a rude tone.

"Big Jaune Hell's Cars? What a ridiculous name.", stated Blake as she began eating some popcorn.

"I like it.", Giggled Yang, "Besides, Jaune looks like a tough guy in this video."

"Meh, Sweet Jaune will be always better than meanie Jaune.", Said Nora

"Totally agree.", Weiss whispered, though the rest of the girls heard her and glared at her a bit before turning at the screen.

Suddenly the screen showed to a dirt installation with a lot of cars surrounding it, and quickly the camera turned to a destroyed car with a poster that said "Price starting from 400.000$"

"Bad deals!", the old Jaune said

"Agreed", said everyone in the cinema.

The screen showed then a car exploding.

"Car that break down!"

Then showed Mercury with same green clothes trying to open a car door with a lever

"Thieves!"

"If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Jaune, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!"

"Rude.", Said Pyrrha.

Meanwhile Ruby, Nora and Yang were giggling.

"Hah! He said "ass"", Said Ruby giggling like a five old year girl.

Blake, Weiss and Ren simply rolled their eyes.

The screen showed different cars as Jaune kept speaking in the background

"It's our believe that you're such a stupid motherf*cker !"

Suddenly the screen showed a yang with green clothes and doing a derp face

"Hey!", Yang complained, while Weiss and Blake let out silent giggles.

"You'll fall for this bullshit! GUARANTEED!", then a car fell from the sky and crashed against Yang.

"Ouch.", Said monotonously Ren.

"She's okay?", Ruby asked.

"I don't think so.", Blake said nonchalantly, "But well, knowing Yang, she wouldn't even feel the weight of the car."

"That's right!", Yang exclaimed, "I'm tougher than a simply car!"

Then the camera showed a Jaune with a furious look

"If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!"

"What did he say?!", Pyrrha said shocked.

"YOU HEARD US RIGHT! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!"

Nora and Ruby couldn't help but laugh loudly at that.

"This Jaune really needs to chill a bit.", Said Ren.

"Yeah…", Weiss muttered.

The screen went green as yellow words appeared on it, while Jaune kept speaking

"Bring your tray! Bring your title! Bring your wife! WE'LL FUCK HER!", suddenly Jaune appeared in front of Kali and Ghira Belladonna as Jaune pointed furiously to an equally pissed Ghira, "THAT'S RIGHT! WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE!"

Blake choked by the popcorn and furiously coughed at the view of the old Jaune insulting her parents.

"Damn, Ruby! A water for the kitten!", Yang said

"Got it!", Ruby activated her semblance and brought a water bottle from the fridge and gave it to Blake who immediately took it and drank it.

Meanwhile Nora couldn't help but laugh.

"Because at Big Jaune, YOURE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY!", Old Jaune continued as the screen showed a red car, "Take a ride, to Big Hell's, Home of challenge pissing!"

"Wait challenge what?", Pyrrha said confused.

"THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING!", Jaune yelled, "How does it work?", The camera turned to Jaune with a naked Neptune laying behind him on the ground, "If you can piss 6 feet in air straight up and not get wet, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT!"

"Ooh sounds like a real challenge!"

"Nora, sit down."

"Alright!"

"Also, why is Neptune laying in the ground and naked?", Pyrrha asked, more confused than she was before.

"Meh, at this point I don't really care", Yang let out a snort. Then turned to Blake, who was still coughing a bit, "Feeling better kitty?"

Blake didn't respond, but made a little thumbs up before coughing a bit more

"DON'T WAIT; DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US!", The camera showed an angry Jaune on a shaky and red screen, "OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!", then quickly turned to Nora using a hammer against Cardin's crotch.

"You know, I think that is something Nora probably would do in the real life", Weiss said

"Excuse me? I prefer legs than crotches, Weiss, I'm a professional!", yelled Nora.

"It is better for the world to keep Nora breaking legs than other parts of the body, trust me.", Asserted Ren.

"Only at Big Jaune Hell's! The only dealer that tells you to fuck off!"

Then Qrow with an eye patch showed the middle finger in the camera.

"Ugh, I know my uncle would be in something like this", Groaned Yang.

"Why is Uncle Qrow using an eye patch?", Ruby tilted her head in confusion.

"HURRY UP ASSHOLE!", Jaune yelled as the screen went green again and quickly turned to another vehicle, "this event ends the minute after you write us a check!"

Then suddenly the screen showed the old Jaune holding a gun and aiming to a scared professor Port with his raised hands, "And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherf*cker!"

"That's not nice", Pyrrha said.

"Yeah Jauney boy get absolutely no chill in this video.", Yang agreed, "But it's funny to watch so I don't care.", she laughed.

"Of course you wouldn't care about watching this.", Muttered Weiss.

"GO TO HELL!", Jaune yelled as more yellow words appeared on a green background, "BIG JAUNE HELL'S CARS! Baltimore's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest son of bitches in the state of Maryland! GUARANTEED!", the video ended with Jaune in the middle posing on the camera with Qrow, Neptune, Yang, and Nora before the screen went black, ending the video.

"Hah! I knew my other me was fine.", Said Yang proudly, "Though, what is a Maryland?"

"Maybe some an ice cream flavor?" suggested Ruby.

"You dolt, he said it was a state!", Weiss said grumpily.

"Yeah but what kind of state anyway? and where is it?", Ren wondered.

"Whatever, the thing is, that video was soooo funny!", Nora yelled.

"And also very gross", Weiss added quite bumped.

"And confusing", Pyrrha said.

"And dumb", Blake noted after finishing coughing, "Seriously, why did Zeta think this was a funny video?"

"C'mon guys don't be so negative", said Ruby, "Zeta told us we shouldn't take these videos seriously, besides, it's just the first one! there must be better videos that are coming soon!"

"I hope so because I really don't like the idea of Jaune swearing all the time", growled Weiss.

"Well I liked it!", Nora shouted, "By the way, Ren, can we get a car next time?"

"Nora, we don't have money for a car."

"Aww but-"

"And we also don't have the necessity to buy one."

"Aww…"

"But if you want we can buy some premium pancakes once we return back to our home."

"Yay!"

Meanwhile Who? couldn't help but loudly sigh

"I just hope the next video comes soon."

And just like that, more static appeared on the screen.

To be continued…

Alright yeah, another Jaune react fic, and with a harem, very original, let me have some fun!

just kidding, i usually surf through youtube, watching crazy videos and I thought, hey, why not doing a react fic? they're very popular in FF, and with a wonderful Jaune harem as a gift because why not?

I'll put some videos that I have on mind in the next chapter, but of course, you can also suggest some videos too!

but, with certain rules

No anime videos, and not movie parts (maybe movie trailers, but nothing else) I barely watch anime and it would be pointless doing just a part of a movie if you don't watch it completely. I'll only accept Youtube videos, nothing else.

You can just suggest 3 videos per account. I saw people that suggest A LOT of things and, while it's not really a bad thing, it can mess up the entire review section. I would like to see a organized review section, if that's not so hard to ask.

And that's it, very simple, isn't it? I'll be waiting to read your suggestions, and I hope you enjoyed this first chapter!