No Integrity Part 2

Chapter 1

By Shadowgate

It was dinner time in the Testaburger Household. Stan had a big smile on his face.

"This is great fish Mrs. Testaburger" said Stan just before scarfing down another bite.

Wendy was somewhat annoyed.

Her dad said "Stan we need to talk about you staying here. You're not a bad boy don't get me wrong. However we're concerned there maybe issues of intimacy."

Stan replied "there is no intimacy. Wendy does not want that yet and I still need to work on gaining a sufficient level of respect from her."

Before Mister Testaburger could respond Wendy chimed in "respect is to be earned Stan and you have a little ways to go. As for intimacy we're certainly not intimate dad."

Suddenly the phone on the kitchen wall rang.

Wendy's mother sprung up to answer the phone and Wendy's dad continued his discussion.

"Hello" Mrs. Testaburger said into the phone.

"Oh hi Mister Marsh."

"Really" Mrs. Marsh said into the phone.

She went on to say "okay I'll tell Stan" and then she said "goodbye" before hanging up the phone.

Mrs. Testaburger went back to the dinner table and told Stan his dad decided to sell his farm and his family will be returning to South Park.

Stan moaned and said "he was a rock star then a celebrity chef and now a former hemp farmer. My dad loves career changes."

Wendy commented "that's good because now I can kick your ass out the door."

Wendy's mother snapped "Wendy" and Wendy said "look we girls in South Park have been taken advantage of for too long. That's why we had a mass breakup."

Stan said in his defense "don't kick me out yet I'll be homeless for a few days if you did. Plus I'm fun to be around."

"Oh my God" Wendy said as she banged her head down on the dinner table.

To Be Continued