Mulder hadn't been this worked up in a vehicle since he was in high school. He knew with the utmost certainty that he was going to embarrass himself and was already silently writing an apology novel to Scully in his head. He was affected by her on a normal day basis, catching a whiff of her perfume or getting a glimpse of her upper thigh when she crossed her legs. This was too much, overwhelming in the most literal sense of the word.

He'd been so self-absorbed in containing his own response that he wasn't fully registering hers until...

...she...oh my god.

There was no doubt in his mind what was happening on his lap right now, every quiver and tremble sent a message loud and clear.

Scully was having an orgasm from the stimulation of sitting on him.

This didn't feel real. There was no way this could even be possible. Yet, he could feel it and he could see the way she was trying to hide her face and the way she was clutching onto her legs, as if she could will it away with a white knuckle grip.

"Holy shit," he whispered, drawing her back onto him. Then she went rigid in a completely different sense. The shaking had subsided, but he could practically feel the fear creep into her body.

He was just about to ask if she was alright when her trembling hands reached out and unbuckled them, sliding off his lap and out of the van without another word. "She okay?" Frohike asked while they watched her run into the warehouse.

"Uh, yeah. I'm sure she just had to go to the restroom," he lied, trying to catch a glimpse of her retreating form.

"This is the first time I ever thought Scully was similar to Julius Caesar," Langley remarked off hand.

"Why do you say that?" Frohike asked.

"Because I'm pretty sure she just spent this car ride getting stabbed in the back repeatedly," Langley laughed pointing at Mulder's still painful erection.

The front row laughed while Mulder tried to hunch over and hide himself, and Byers just shook his head. "Hey, the fact she didn't have to sit in a puddle blows my mind," Frohike teased.

"Okay, okay, okay. Cheap shots," Mulder defended. He was pretty sure Langley had another lame joke coming when they heard Scully calling from a few meters away.

"Hey! There's a body in here!" she yelled, pointing behind her.

Wow. That was just so, painstakingly and irritatingly, them. Something monumental happens in their relationship and they're cock blocked by an actual dead body.

Aside from Scully taking a long look at the front of his pants, which seemed to be calming down at a painfully slow rate, she seemed completely comfortable in pretending like that never happened.

She wouldn't look him in the eye, and she was clearly avoiding him.

Every single time he started to make his way over to her, she'd all the sudden need to talk to a policeman or help the medical examiner look at the body or just generally replace herself on the other side of the room.

He was distracted from his mission to get a moment alone with her when he had to answer a few questions about why they were there to being with and who the three squirrly guys were. By the time he was done, he looked around and couldn't find her.

"Has anyone seen Agent Scully?" he called out.

He received a few shaking head before someone said, "She rode back to Georgetown with another officer."

Of course she did.

He couldn't blame her. If he'd have come on her, like he was just a minute away from doing in the van, he'd probably have never been able to face her again. But this was Scully - the same Scully who prided herself on professionalism. He couldn't even imagine the horror she felt at the fact she was brought to orgasm on his lap.

On the ride back, he came to the decision that if she wanted to pretend it never happened then he'd respect her wishes. That night, however, as he laid on his couch in his apartment, his thoughts kept going back to her; how she felt when she was that close to him, how she felt when she was trembling, how much he'd give his arm to have it happen again. He just felt guilty knowing that everytime he thought back fondly, she was no doubt thinking back with abject horror.

He had to go talk to her. He couldn't just let her suffer and beat herself up. Those were the thoughts that permeated his mind as he slipped on his pants and grabbed his shoes. He just had to-

*knock* *knock* *knock*

-answer the door right now. He dropped his shoes on the ground and raced to the front door, swinging it open and revealing a haggard Dana Scully.

"Hi," he greeted breathlessly.

"Mulder, I just came to apologize for earlier," she rushed, barely waiting for the word to leave his mouth.

He gaped for something to say before stepping back and opening the door more, inviting her in, which thankfully she accepted. "W-what are you apologizing for?" he asked, shutting the door and leading them to the couch.

She plopped down on the couch before she narrowed her eyes at him and he felt her analyzing him in that way he usually found hot, but right now intimidated the holy hell out of him. "W-why do you think I'm sorry?" she asked slowly.

Mulder realized she was taking this as a possible out, that if he didn't know what happened that she could truly bury it into oblivion. Part of him considered giving her this out and just pretending that he hadn't felt her rock his world earlier. But, he was a man who lived for the truth.

"Oh, um. Are you talking about when you had an-"

He didn't have a chance to finish he sentence before she hid her face in her hands. "Oh my god. This is so embarrassing. I shouldn't have come-here, that is. Oh my god."

"No, no, no, Scully," he murmured, taking a step towards her.

"What did you feel?" she asked, lowering her hands and revealing her glassy eyes.

"W-what did I feel?" he stammered. She nodded as a response and he gulped nervously. "I just felt you um-tremble. I swear that's it."

Her face was red, but she was actually looking at him now, small steps. "I was just over stimulated," she stated plainly in defence of an accusation he'd never said. "It was my body's physiological response to-"

"Scully, trust me. You felt my body reacting to the same thing," he offered. She didn't respond and he started to feel self-conscious. "I mean...you felt it. Right?"

She let out a little half-chuckle and affirmed, "Yes, Mulder. I felt it."

"I understand why you might be embarrassed. I am too-"

"But you didn't come Mulder," she interrupted. "You were able to hold it in! I came all over you like a horny teenager!"

He felt his soft cock stiffen at her words and it was just an attestment to what he was about to say. "Scully, I've had plenty of practice over the last couple years. Trust me, it wasn't easy," he laughed.

He saw her ears perk up before he could even register his mistake. "Last couple years?" she repeated softly.

Fuck. If he hadn't said that, she would have just guessed he meant in his youth. He exhaled nervously and ran his hand over his neck anxiously. "Well," another nervous laugh, "you know," he stated lamely.

She wasn't letting up and fixed him with an intense stare. "No, I don't."

This was it. Scully was going to leave him. There was no getting out of this, so he may as well be honest and hope her moment of accidental perversion will be forgotten amid his entire life of it. "Scully, you're a very beautiful woman," he stated as if that was answer enough.

She blushed, but both her eyebrows raised in that way that asked 'and' without her mouth even having to open. "Sometimes, I just react to you."

"React to me?" Apparently Scully's newest method of interrogation was simply repeating your own words back to you and making you feel like you're speaking a foreign language and need to try again.

"I'm very attracted to you, Scully," he admitted, watching her mouth part in surprise as she digested his words. "Not just physically, but, god," he exhaled, rubbing his hands over his face. "Everything about you. I never planned on telling you this because I don't want you to think for a second it's your weird male co-worker lusting after you, which, maybe in part it is, but it's more than that. Ugh," he was rambling and admitting too much and she was just sitting there in shock, surely about to storm off and leave any given second.

"I have a feeling I've already put my foot far enough in my mouth, but if we're being honest and if it'll make you feel better about what happened earlier, here it is: I have gotten more erections from you over the years that I wouldn't even be able to count. I couldn't even count how many times I've gotten them this month." He hoped she was so distracted that she didn't realize it was only the sixth. "You don't even have to be doing anything. I could just get so much as a whiff of your perfume and get hard. So yeah, I've had plenty of experience trying to reign myself in."

Her entire face was red and he knew he was embarrassing her, but for some reason he couldn't stop himself. "If you had been on top of me any longer, I promise you would have left with a wet spot on your back. It wasn't just a sensory overload - it was a you overload."

"I lied," she whispered, biting her lip between her teeth and staring at him, surprisingly still on the couch and not halfway out of his apartment as expected.

"Lied about what?" He knew what a real female orgasm felt like and that was definitely it.

"It wasn't just physiological," she murmured, making his heart stop.

"What?" he asked slowly, not wanting to jump to conclusions out of hope.

"I...react to you similarly," she admitted, quietly, fingering a frayed edge of his couch.

He felt a ringing in his ears, like all the blood had rushed to both the heads of his body and he felt dizzy. Surely she didn't just admit what it sounded like. "W-what?"

"Mulder," she whined in irritation.

"I'm sorry. I'm just-shocked," he shrugged. He turned Scully on? He felt his crotch stirring at the mere thought of her thinking of him in that way.

"How?" she asked. "You're a very attractive man, and we're very close. It would only make sense that, um, we would be drawn to each other in that way," she elaborated.

"I turn you on?" Mulder balked.

"Yes, Mulder. God. Do I have to spell it out for you? Yes. You arouse me. I came in the car because of you, not because of the situation," she proclaimed, her face matching her hair.

And that was it. With those words his erection had turned from moderate to full-blown. It was painstakingly obvious and was tenting his pants painfully. He leaned in a bit in the hopes that it would slightly conceal it from him. "I feel like I'm dreaming," he admitted shyly, laughing breathily.

She smiled at him sweetly before letting her gaze cast downwards. He gasped when she put her hand on his shoulder and pushed him to lean against the back of the couch, letting his erection strain painfully for her to see in its full glory. "So," she started, tucking a loose piece of hair behind her ear. "That's because of me?" she asked softly.

"Always," he affirmed.

She looked at it unabashedly and then licked her lips, making his cock twitch noticeably, much to her apparent pleasure. He noticed her fidgeting a bit before she murmured something. "What was that?" he asked.

"Can I touch it?" she whispered, her eyes focusing on his to gauge his reaction.

She probably saw shock mixed with fervent desire. He wasn't sure if he was alive or if she shot him earlier and he entered an alternate timeline, but, to be honest, he didn't care. This was without a doubt one of the best moments of his life - just following "I'm Dana Scully. I've been assigned to work with you", "the cancer's in remission", and "no, it didn't." His mouth felt incredibly dry, and he didn't want to say anything that might fuck this up, so he just nodded.

He felt his breath hitch as she scooted closer to him, close enough that her knee was touching his leg. While she focused on the front of his pants, he focused on her face. He watched the way her eyelashes flitted against her cheeks and how her lip was raw from her teeth's attention. She was beautiful, and the only thing that tore his gaze away from her was his eyes closing involuntarily when he felt her hand, ever so lightly graze across his lap.

He forced his eyes open and looked down to see her hand nervously resting on his upper thigh. Almost as if she was waiting for him to look, she slowly inched towards the bulge, extending her index finger out so she could slowly trace the outline of his penis inch by inch.

"Fuck," he whispered with a shuddered breath, resisting the urge to buck up into her hand.

She licked her lips and extended her hand, palming him gently as she watched his face contort into pure ecstacy. "Oh my god."

She kept doing that for what felt like an eternity, but was probably only two minutes, slowly stroking him with her thumb as her hand rubbed up and down his shaft. He was pulled back to reality by the sound of his pants unbuttoning as her fingers clasped his zipper. "M-may I?"

Another nod, followed by a gasp as she pivoted her body so that she was on her knees on the floor in between his legs, resting her elbows on his thighs. He couldn't believe his eyes and if it wasn't for his intense desire to see what she did next, he probably could have come from the sight alone. She tucked a stray piece of hair behind her ear again before grabbing his belt and undoing it, using her full strength to whip it off and throw it to the side. The she resumed her position and went back to the zipper she'd grabbed before, only this time dragging it down slowly, the sound like a scream in the otherwise silent apartment.

She leaned a bit closer, close enough for her breasts to touch his thighs and he felt like he could faint from anticipation. She looked up at him and he hoped to god he didn't look half as desperate as he felt in this moment. Luckily, whatever she saw must've been encouraging, because her dainty fingers hooked under the opening of his boxers and brought his erection out into the open air, right in front of her face.

She took him firmly in her hand, gauging how her fingers barely met around his girth as she rotated her wrist. She seemed fixated on how his foreskin shifted with each upward stroke and partially covered his head until it was tugged away by a down stroke. She continued playing with him like this until he was so erect, the foreskin was too taut to move.

Focusing on something new, she let her thumb collect some of the precum that had gathered at his tip and spread it around before bringing her fingers back to her lips and licking them clean. "Fuck, Scully," he whimpered. That was, without a doubt, one of the hottest things he'd ever witnessed.

Her hand returned without pause, but she lifted herself higher on her knees, no longer sitting on her thighs just observing. She looked at him with dilated eyes as if to ask for permission again, then, without a doubt having received permission, she lowered her head, stuck her tongue out, and licked him from root to tip. He gasped and resisted the urge to let his head fall back. He had to see this.

Scully let her tongue circle around his tip before plunging his cock into her mouth without hesitation. He moaned loudly and his hips twitched. He felt her hum against him and he realized she was laughing at his eagerness. He didn't know what she was doing, but fuck it felt good. The flat of her tongue was moving against him with every bob of her head as her hand cradled his scrotum.

This was Scully. Scully's lips were wrapped around him right now. He was throat deep in his gorgeous, brilliant partner. He wanted to cry from happiness. She must've felt the telltale signs of his balls tightening, because she let her head up with an audible "pop" as she used her fingers to squeeze the base of his shaft, stopping his orgasm immediately.

Her face was flushed, her lips swollen, and her eyes watery from giving the world's best blowjob. She looked gorgeous. Instinctively, he grabbed her face and pulled her towards him as he leaned in, crashing their lips together in a passionate frenzy. He could taste himself on her as his tongue darted out to lap as her lip. He realized the ridiculousness of the fact she'd blown him before they'd even had their first, proper kiss, but they never did anything conventionally so why start now.

Her breathing was ragged against his cheek as he wrapped his arms around her and pushed her closer to him, mashing her breasts against his chest as he kneaded her ass. "Mmpph, Mulder," she moaned into his mouth, breaking the kiss.

"Scully, you feel so good," he groaned, nuzzling her cheek.

"Wait, let me take off my clothes," she panted. Immediately he let go, not wanting to stop her from that specific task and quickly worked on discarding his own crumpled attire.

"Oh my god," he groaned as her perky breasts bounced on her chest from the force of her whipping her bra off over her head instead of taking the time to unclasp it. She was just as excited as him.

He was naked in time to watch as she slid her underwear down her legs, leaving her completely nude in front of him. His eyes must've been bulging out of his head because she giggled sweetly. "Scully, you're breathtaking."

"You're pretty beautiful yourself," she murmured, hiking one leg over each of his thighs, making his heart start beating erratically.

"Wait, Scully. Did you want me to reciprocate before-?" he asked. Each answer was honestly a win win for him, he just wanted to make sure she was comfortable.

"Thank you, Mulder, but-" she took his hand from her hip and guided it to the apex of her thighs, parting her auburn-covered folds and letting him feel her velvety, smooth warmth.

She was absolutely fucking soaking wet.

"Do you feel that Mulder? That's what I've been trying to hide. You do that to me so often. I'm tired of waiting," she whispered.

He moved his hand, swirling around her hardened clit which made her whole body twitch in response as she sucked in a breath between clenched teeth. "Please," she cried out.

Not wanting to torture either of them any longer, he lined up his head with her opening and watched as she sank down on top of him. They stayed like that for a moment and just stared at each other. "Wow," she whispered, laughing lightly.

"You feel incredible," he moaned, rocking slightly despite his attempts to sit still.

"Fuck," she groaned, rocking her hips in response and encouraging him to buck back into her.

Her skin was lit by the dim glow of his shitty lamp, but god she looked like heaven and felt even better. She kept a steady pace on top of him as he leaned forward and captured a pert nipple in his mouth, making her squirm and pick up the pace. "Oh, Mulder," she whimpered. Hearing his name said in that intonation in her voice was like audible sex.

He felt something shift by the side of his face and he turned to see it was her hand reaching down to - fuck.

She was touching herself. While riding him.

He watched in rapture as her middle and ring finger curved to circle her clit in purposeful strokes, making an erratic pattern of speed and pressure. He looked back to her face and watched as her brow furrowed in pleasure, her mouth open as she took staggered breaths. "H-harder," she stammered.

Her wish was his command, so he wrapped his arms around her and effortlessly moved them so she was on her back as he picked up the pace from his position on top of her. He lowered himself a little bit so that with every thrust, her hand became trapped between his pubic bone and hers, grinding her fingers even harder against herself. "Yes," she whispered, her eyes almost fluttering shut from the sensations, but she managed to keep them open. She wanted to see this as much as he did.

"Scully," he praised, simply overcome with the pleasure of being inside her after years of dreaming about it. In response, she hiked her legs up so that her calves were resting against his sides, letting him plunge even deeper. "Fuck," he groaned.

He picked up the pace and she gasped loudly, her brow furrowing once more as he felt her hand pick up the pace in between them. "That's it, Mulder. Right there please don't stop please don'tstop pleasedon'tstop" she demanded.

As if he could. He kept up, stroke for stroke, angling his hips to hit the spot that made her twitch against him. "You're so fucking beautiful," he growled, noticing how her dainty gold chain was intermingling with drops of sweat gathering at the hollow of her throat.

"OhmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodMULDER," she cried as her entire body trembled and quaked, much like it had earlier. Except this time he allowed himself to follow suit, crying her name as he buried himself inside her and let go, expanding and releasing in a white hot blaze.

He kept rocking against her, pushing her hips into the couch cushion as they rode out their orgasms. As her shaking subsided into small twitches, he littered her face with kisses and words of affirmation. Eventually, she regained her senses and started smiling lethargically, puckering her lips against his skin in response to every sentiment.

"Hey Scully," he prompted in a whisper.

"Hmm?"

"I hope you never feel the need to apologize for coming again," he teased.