Kaguya-sama Love is War

Ai Hayasaka wants to seduce

Prologue

A/N:

Narration

"Talk"

Monologue

*sfx*

"And then… and then…"

Inside Kaguya's room at the Shinomiya Main manor, Kaguya Shinomiya, a slender teenage girl with a black hair, slender body, modest chest unlike a certain agent of chaos disguise as a human cow, a refine aura befitting to be called a Yamato Nadeshiko, possessing multiple assets, and a wide array of talents befitting her stature sat in her room, facing the desk mirror while her personal maid/valet Ai Hayasaka, a beauty that can rival her mistress if she wants to, a natural blonde hair, blue eyes and a much modest chest compared to her mistress and more normal than that of subject F, combs her hair.

"Congratulation, Kaguya-sama," Ai replied to her mistress' over jovial story telling of what had transpire that day. Ie: her reconciliation with Miyuki Shirogane.

It was days ago after President Shirogane paid Kaguya a visit when she was sick which ends with her mistress sending the young man running.

Haaaah… even though I gave them the opportunity… what a bunch of chicken.

"I mean seriously," Kaguya continued not minding nor noticing the slowing turning dead fish eyes of the maid in question. "It is quite clear that he is heads over heels for me. It'll be a matter of time before he confess."

"Kaguya-sama, how long do you wish for this to continue?"

"Eh? Continue?"

"If you continue like this, forget the fire works festivals, summer break plans, Suichin Festival and even graduation. You're never getting a straight confession from him."

"What make you say that?" Kaguya pouts but due to Ai still brushing and fixing her hair, the best protest she could give is by flailing hands.

"Need I remind you the time when you tried getting his measurement?"

You even had me get his measurements

"T-that just because…"

But before she could finish, Ai mercilessly piles her failure one after the other.

"Then you waste the perfect opportunity to have him fess up after acting cold."

"Bu-but there's a…"

"It's like you inner idiocy just kick in that you are more happy that he is not acting cold towards you than cornering him to confess."

"A... wa..."

"And lastly, driving him out after sleeping next to you."

"Muuuuuuuuuuu…."

As Ai continues on and on, Kaguya shrinks little by little.

"At this point you should just confess to him and end this charade."

But that last statement cause a different effect on the Shinomiya heiress which just timed to Ai finishing her task.

Standing quickly or one could say violently that the chair almost fell if not for the dutiful maid. Kaguya took a deep breath before pointing her right index finger at her.

"Hmph! You're just saying that because you don't know how difficult it is!"

Eh? Didn't know?

"Kaguya-sama, need I remind you who was there keeping watch while you do your skit?" Ai replied, temper slowly building up.

"It doesn't matter!" Kaguya replied defiantly. "You are just watching! A no experience sheltered girl like you would never know how difficult it is."

Say what now?

"Heh, I bet that even a day… no a month! Even if you are given a month, you will never make President fall for you or even have him confess!." Kaguya finished with a satisfied smug of a victor.

"Are you serious about this, Kaguya-sama?" Ai replied with hands clench into a fist and a visible tick mark present on her face.

"…"

"Heh, backing down already?" seeing Ai not making a move, Kaguya goes for the finisher.

"No, actually, challenge accepted,"

"Haha, I knew you would back-WHAT?"

"Just to make sure, is this in a month or a month worth of encounter?"

"I… eh… umn…"

Seeing Kaguya is having difficulty of fiding the right words to say, Ai gave her, her signature sadistic smile while slowly walking towards her direction.

Kaguya on the other hand move back on instinct untli her back is on the wall.

"In thay case Kaguya-sama,"

*bam*

"Hiiiiiiii!" Kaguya shrieks just as Ai slam the wall behind her and slowly move her face close to her ear.

"Then I will make Miyuki Shirogane fall for me," Ai whispered to Kaguya's ears with a tone as cold as ice and as cold as Kaguya's former self.

From what Kaguya know, this is definitely a Kabedon but for all intend and purpose, it didn't make her heart beat faster. This kabedon Hayasaca ver. had an opposite effect of almost making her heart stop pounding while it sent shivers down to her spine.

Mean while, at the Shirogane house hold, Miyuki Shirogane look outside his window after getting a chilling feeling while staring at the full moon slowly being covered by thick black clouds.

"I just hope it wont rain tomorrow,"

Aaaaaaaaannnnnddddd cut!

A/N:

So that's that for the prologue of this short story while we take a breather from Emerald Version and Caster edition. Just how much of canon will change when the bet was made earlier and longer than expected?

This series starts right after ch 39

Made some minor changes. Corrected some scenario, grammar and spelling err. V2

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