Notice: Rin is more similar to Rin of Unlimited Blade Works Abridged by project mouthwash due to personal preferences, so do expect slight bits of crack.

"So this is what my father left me...so this is the catalyst..." Rin murmured to herself, as she reached into the drawer, and looked at the letter while simultaneously dressing herself.

The letter from her father said at the envelope, "Do not open until the Grail War is here. It should be 60 years."

"Joke's on you, dad. It's only been 10 years."

The contents said,

"Rin, if you've opened this, I'm most likely dead."

"Yeah, I know. It's all Kirei's fault, he was a shit bodyguard."

"Well, I had intended to summon the King of Heroes, Gilgamesh, so I searched for years in the middle east to get a proper catalyst for him."

"And even with such a powerful servant you still lost...I really don't wanna know how that worked, it seems far too embarrassing."

"However, I also found another catalyst for another servant, close to him. In the event that I lose, I hope that this will be of use to you, Rin. You will know who the servant is when you summon it."

"Talk about a good dad...eh, better than leaving me with only Kirei. What's his deal with mapo tofu..."

Her alarm clock rang, as she then threw a book at it. "I'M ALREADY UP, SHUT UP!" she yelled at it, before she looked at the calendar. It happened to be the weekends, and there was no school, so...

"For making me chant so damn long, come out already, servant!" Rin yelled as the bright light engulfed the summoning diagram that she had drawn on the basement floor. As the light faded away, Rin looked at the figure in front of her.

The servant opened its mouth, and spoke, "Are you my master?" Rin jumped in the air. She screamed, "Yes I am! Alright, name, yours, GIMMIE! Wait wait wait, lemme guess who are you..." she then got a proper look at the servant in front of her. It was a beautiful human, with beautiful and long light green hair and beautiful eyes, with only a simple tunic as clothing.

Rin frowned, as the servant waited for her guess. The servant resembled a woman, but with that tunic concealing most of the physical features, and at a similar height to Rin herself. "You're..." Rin thought of a servant from the Middle East.

"Wait wait wait, what's your class?" Rin asked her servant. The servant gave a small smile, then said, "I am of the lancer class. Do you need one more clue?" Rin paced around, before groaning and beating the ground. "Why can't i figure out your identity?!" She yelled, as she rolled around.

Lancer realized that it got a rather...interesting view, but kept its silence. "Shall I simply just spill the beans, master?" It said, a small smile decorating its doll-like face, as it slowly walked over to Rin, before kneeling down.

Rin groaned, before she then looked up at Lancer. "NO..! Wait, first, gimmie a hand." Lancer nodded, before raising her up. Rin then noticed that Lancer happened to be the same height as her, though when she summoned Lancer that didn't seem to be the case.

"Hm...almost godly looks, looks really beautiful, probably is a girl...I'VE GOT IT! YOU'RE ISHTAR!" Rin yelled. Lancer chuckled, before its eyebrows furrowed. "What?" was the only word that came out of its mouth.

Rin dragged 'Ishtar' along with her. "C'mon, Ishtar! Let's get you acquainted with the area!"

'Ishtar' shook its head. "Master, I believe that there's a misunderstanding. I am not Ishtar, and in fact, I wouldn't be too surprised if you were the reincarnation of Ishtar." It said. It wasn't entirely wrong, this girl was quite beautiful.

Rin chuckled. "Oooh, that's flattering. You know what, I'll call Kotomine Kirei. Just wait here, Ishtar!" 'Ishtar' sighed. "Even as a tool, this girl...it's not easy for me to stand her." it muttered to itself, before walking off towards the kitchen.

Walking into the kitchen, Lancer began to take out a few pots, examining them. "They don't make them out of clay anymore? How sad." it said before noticing the fridge. Opening it, Lancer took out a packaged set of frozen steak, thought about throwing them at Rin, then set it down on the kitchen counter.

"It's so cold..." Lancer murmured, before taking the steak, already stained with small bits of pepper, and rolling up its sleeves to prepare for cooking. It had cooked quite a few times for a certain king, learning from people like Siduri and others.

"Hey, Kirei!" Rin yelled into the phone, as Kirei on the other end made a pained face as Gilgamesh watched him answer the phone. "What is it, Rin?" he sighed, as he wondered how he managed to put up with this teenager for such a long time.

Rin yelled, "I just summoned my servant!"

Kirei's eyebrows were raised, as Gilgamesh headed towards the phone, with a look of interest in his eyes. Kirei answered, "May I ask who you summoned?" He wondered who it was, though the mana density seemed to be so high to the point that even he could somewhat sense it...otherwise it was Gilgamesh fooling around.

Rin began bragging. "My kickass new servant, is none other than Ish-fucking-tar!"

Kirei frowned, as he replied with a chuckle, "Silly Rin, you can't summon a full-on pagan goddess-"

"Screw you Kirei! Thinking that a full blown goddess conforms to your rules! Oh fucking no!" then the call ended, with a slam being heard from the phone.

Gilgamesh sat on the sofa, as he somewhat attentively listened to Kirei tell him about what he'd done. "So you've basically acquired Cu Chulainn from that girl called Bazett as an archer." He concluded, while he drank a cup of wine.

"Yes. With the mana from the orphans, even with the added force of Cu Chulainn, I should be able to support both of you without much suspicion from the parties." Kirei replied, as he rolled his sleeves down to conceal his command seals for both Gilgamesh and Cu Chulainn.

"Where is he, though?" Gilgamesh questioned the priest. Kirei shrugged. "I don't believe that he likes me as his master, so I sent him to spy on other masters besides the Tohsakas, since I don't want to raise her suspicions towards me." he then finished his cup of wine, before he held out his cup for another swig.

"Alright, what did Rin tell you? You're her teacher, after all. I'm sure she trusts you to some degree." Gilgamesh said, as he then drank some wine that came from his gate of Babylon. He then poured a cup for Kirei, as he then ran his fingers through his golden hair.

Kirei cleared his throat, then spoke. "From what she's said, she apparently summoned Ishtar." The air suddenly seemed to still, as the gulping of wine from the king of heroes ceased to resound.

"What." was the only word that came from Gilgamesh's mouth. His red eyes seemed to flare and go wild, as his fist enclosed. Kirei's eyebrows furrowed, as he then held his forehead, knowing that Gilgamesh most likely did not have positive feelings towards Ishtar.

"Normally, I'd treat her as a nuisance. But now, even now, she's here to ruin my fun...that mongrel goddess." Gilgamesh said, with a drop of annoyance dripping from his lips. Kirei decided that maybe he should try to calm his anger, instead of the standard approach of planning around him.

"Gilgamesh...normally, divine spirits can't be summoned. She may have reached too fast to conclusions and might've messed up." Kirei tried to find a reason to calm Gilgamesh's whirling storm of emotions. Gilgamesh simply gave a laugh.

"Kirei, Kirei, Kirei...do you think I'd be even scared of her? The most intense emotion I'd give her would be frustration, not anger." Gilgamesh chuckled, as then drank his wine. Kirei sighed, as he realized that Gilgamesh had managed to suppress his anger with his sheer pride.

"I believe that I'd rather be safe than sorry." Kirei replied to him, before taking another drink. He then set the cup down, then suggested, "However, I suppose I'll send the other Archer to try and found out the identity and class."

Gilgamesh nodded. "Very well. I find it odd that it'd be Ishtar...but who knows. Maybe Rin's being a cloud cuckoo lander." Kirei frowned, as he hadn't expected Gilgamesh to know such a term. He set his cup of wine down, then said, "You've been going around the neighborhood, haven't you?"

A smile just spread across the king of heroes's face. "These filthy mongrels had it coming."

"Master, I'm going to have to request you to stop calling me Ishtar." Lancer said. Sure, it was a tool, but Gilgamesh's claim that it very well had feelings as his friend wasn't entirely untrue. It was feeling a sense of annoyance towards the misunderstanding.

"Fine, what do I call you besides Lancer then? Is that not your true name?" Rin replied in a nonchalant manner, as she prepared for school. The weekend had passed, and Lancer had somewhat gotten used to the surroundings.

Lancer knelt down, before speaking. "Servant, Lancer. Enkidu. Your call has activated me. Please use me as you wish. Mercy is unnecessary, Master." in looked at Enkidu, as it stood up. "Alright, Enkidu...the legends imply that biologically and in deeds, you seem to be a male, but yet your appearance disagrees with the implication otherwise.."

Enkidu looked at her. "Master, I do not fully comprehend what you're trying to convey. May you restate it in simpler terms?" It tilted its head, as it let out a confused smile. Rin pulled on her pigtails a bit, then restated it in a question.

"Alright, Enkidu. Are you man or woman?" Rin asked, as she opened the door, with Enkidu in a brown cloak and jeans, along with a white T-shirt. It was baffling to her. Enkidu wore an outfit that didn't incline much towards either gender, and its appearance didn't help either.

"Clay." Enkidu answered, as it then walked aside Rin, not bothering to dissipate into the air, at least not just yet.

Rin frowned, as she looked at Enkidu. "Allow me to rephrase it...what's under the clothes? Specifically the..." she began to get slightly flustered a bit. "The groin?"

Enkidu gave a gentle smile, as it said, "Clay."

By now, Rin was prepared to give up. "And...what's under the clay?"

Enkidu looked downwards towards its crotch. "...more clay."

Rin gritted her teeth, before waving the thought off. "Alright, at least, what are your pronouns?" she couldn't believe that she was having such issues.

Enkidu mashed its hands together. "You may simply refer to me as it." it said, before noticing a couple of flowers, and ran towards them before being forcefully pulled back by Rin. Rin pulled him back besides her. "It?...is that not a bit dehumanizing?"

Enkidu frowned, before speaking, "Master, I should make myself clear. I am not human. I am simply a weapon, made to be used by a certain person, in this case, you." It then coughed as a car drove past them, apparently not used to the smoke.

Relieved, Rin exhaled, glad that it was over. "Enkidu, my classmates will be able to see me soon. I'd prefer for you to shift into spirit form, where people cannot see you." Enkidu nodded. "Understood." then, it disappeared.

"Master, may I ask why we're going to this 'school' of yours? It may be dangerous." Enkidu said to her. Rin replied telepathically, "No, Lancer, we won't get attacked for the same reasons we won't attack anybody. Besides, it's not like the grail is going to randomly get its participants from a high school. This is a battle between esteemed mages!"

Enkidu questioned, "Well, I'd suppose that it should be consisted of esteemed mages...but are they like you? While your mana capabilities are quite great, your age leaves a lot to be desired."

Rin mentally glared at her servant, as she walked across the road. "Look, it's not my fault that the grail decided to come back within 10 years. Besides, I've been prepping for the war for a considerable amount of time. Look at you! All of your parameters are A!"

Enkidu gave a silent nod, before speaking telepathically. "I sense...that there's something odd with the school." Rin's eyes widened as she walked into the school gates, as a wave of prana washed over her, purple in conceptual color.

"Master, I suggest that we should stay here overnight to investigate. If the enemy mage intends to turn this school into a butcher house, then we either stay here to fight him or her, or we create a proper alibi to start an evacuation." Enkidu suggested.

Rin shook her head vehemently as she walked into the hallways, before then going behind the stairway. "Oh no! If some jackass thinks that he's going to kill everyone in my school, I'm going to kill everyone first and give the mana to you! This is a challenge!"

Enkidu's eyes widened slightly, but then began to form by Rin's side, before speaking. "If you wish to do so, I as a tool, will be as your disposal to kill them." It said, as weapons attached to chains formed in its hands.

Rin turned around, much to her chagrin, saw Enkidu in a battle-ready pose. "...Lancer, I was just joking around. I didn't actually mean it." She sighed, as Enkidu then disappeared once more. "I am sorry for the misunderstanding, master."

"No, it's okay. We'll be staying overnight. Is that understood?" Rin asked her servant.

Enkidu responded, "Very well. I shall help you in your endeavors."

Rin began to walk to class, before a thought crossed her mind. "By the way...if you can create any weapon using clay, disguise yourself as a Saber, supposedly the strongest class, for a bit. A little intimidation and loss of spirit on the other side always helps."

"Understood."

In the middle of the night, Rin walked onto the roof, as Enkidu remained dematerialized. Kneeling down, Rin then examined the diagram upon the ground. "I've found seven of this sort of diagram by now. This seems to be the trigger point...however, I haven't ever seen writing or designs like this. It seems like it might be a noble phantasm. If this keeps on, the school's population will be dead."

Enkidu murmured, "It seems like it wants to abuse the fact that servants can absorb the souls of the living for mana." It said, waiting to materialize, as Rin examined the diagram. Rin's ears perked up after hearing Enkidu's words.

"You can gain XP and level up by eating people? That sounds great!" Rin exclaimed, as she could feel Enkidu start to prepare itself for killing. Rin sighed. "No, 'Saber.' It's too hard to cover up. Even if it's great, I don't think we should do it."

Enkidu steeled itself. "I hate to change the subject, Master, but there's an enemy servant nearby." Rin looked up, to hear an unfamiliar voice, coming from a relatively tall man in blue tights, with red eyes and a grin decorating his face.

"What, you're going to erase it like that? seriously, what a waste." The man in blue tights had a somewhat mischievous, yet taunting grin on his face. Rin faced him, and steeled herself. If this person really was a servant, then she had to get out of the area quickly.

"A servant! Okay, let's get this down! You're an assassin class servant, correct? You managed to get the drop on me, after all!" Rin yelled at the man in blue tights, who happened to be carrying a spear. Enkidu shook its head. "Master, are you sure that's not an archer? He could hurl that spear at us from afar."

Rin frowned, then replied, "No, 'Saber!' You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an archer!" Enkidu chuckled a bit, and replied, "Master, are you sure about that? I am less inclined to believe that's a fact."

The servant in blue tights held his spear, as he put himself in a throwing position. "Just for convenience, I am actually an archer servant, due to...yes, my hurling ability." Archer smirked. "But if you already know these terms...I'd assume that you're a Master, and your servant there is a Saber, right? Which would make you my enemy..."

Rin looked around, sweatdrops running down her face as she gritted her teeth. "I'm fenced in at all sides...it'll cause much damage to the school ceiling, and if he starts throwing things at me...which apparently qualifies him as an archer, which I believe is total bullshit...I have to get out of here quickly!"

"Trying to run, eh? Well, I suppose I shouldn't have stayed her and let curiosity get the better of me. But in short..." Archer then aimed his spear towards Rin. "Why don't we get to the point?'

Rin dashed towards the fencing, as she could hear multiple harpoons and spears landing a few centimeters after her feet. "Oh, what's wrong? Scared of a little Archer servant?!" the Archer taunted mockingly. "Though really, that E luck isn't doing me any favors." Archer added.

"Saber! Handle the landing!" Rin yelled, as she focused her mana in her legs as she reinforced it, before blasting herself off the roof. "Master! That was VERY risky!" Enkidu yelled for the first time, catching her and giving her a rough landing, as Rin ran forwards.

Unfortunately, Archer wasn't going to let Rin try to get away that easily. A spear shot towards her, her eyes widening as she heard the spear penetrating the air close to her, before it was deflected by Enkidu. Rin ran forwards a few more steps, before holding her heart in fear, that she nearly just died back then.

The green-haired servant fully materialized before Archer, holding two swords in a unique grip, in its right hand, the blade was pointed down, while in his left hand, its blade was pointed upwards. A stern look was in its eyes, as it swung its blades, before holding them in front of its chest.

"Good, good. You finally have shown yourself." Archer said, as he had two more spears in his grasp, seemingly always prepared to throw, before he spoke once more. "Looks like you're a Saber servant. What's your true name, Saber?"

'Saber' looked back at him. "It would not be in my Master's best interests to reveal my name, Archer." Archer glared at it, then let out a laugh. "Good, good! I like that attitude of yours...I wouldn't want an easy fight, after all."

Rin looked at Enkidu. If this servant really was the one who had killed the Bull of Heaven with Gilgamesh...then he had to prove it. "Saber. You shall receive no assistance from me. Prove your strength, right here right now!"

'Saber' nodded. "Understood, Master." It scanned Archer's parameters. Apparently despite being an Archer, this servant had surprisingly high agility stats as well. "Strength: A. Endurance: B+. Agility: A. Mana: A. Luck: E. NP...A. Conclusion...Raise agility from A to A+, lower mana from A to B, lower endurance from A to B. In order to dodge or defend my master, I must be fast...faster than him."

With a blast, 'Saber' suddenly disappeared. Archer's eyes widened, as he then flipped backwards, as 'Saber' slashed at him. Running forwards, 'Saber' dashed towards Archer, with Archer sending a few thrown spears at his way.

"They're faster! and far more accurate!" 'Saber's' eyes widened as it dashed towards the side, avoiding the multitude of spears coming right after it, and then slashed at the Archer again. This time, Archer blocked the slash with the spear that he was holding, before continuously jabbing at 'Saber.'

'Saber' dodged the first strike towards its head by bending its neck over to the left, before it then did a backflip, before doing a sweeping slash and kick at Archer's legs. Archer, not the one to fall to such an easy trick, jumped upwards, before throwing more spears at 'Saber.'

"C'mon!" Archer yelled as 'Saber' defended itself from the constant hail of spears, spinning its swords around to deflect the numerous attacks, before it then kicked a spear right back at Archer. The spear narrowly missed Archer's face, as he growled, then stopping himself from throwing spears and instead jabbing his spear downwards towards 'Saber.'

'Saber's' expression didn't change this time as it parted its legs, the spear narrowly missing its ankles, before it then slammed its swords down towards right at the hands on the red spear that Archer wielded. "I think I've gotten your identity down! You're Musashi Miyamoto, aren't you?!" Archer yelled.

'Saber' kept on with his action, speaking as he attacked Archer. "I don't see why not." Archer shifted his grip on the spear, narrowly blocking the two swords. 'Saber' assaulted him multiple sword strikes and jabs before jumping up and kicking towards Archer, who blocked the jabs with his spears and blocked the kicks with his forearms.

"Gotcha." Archer grinned, as he unleashed a side kick as 'Saber' was about to do a scissor slash towards him. 'Saber' felt the kick connect with its chest, saliva involuntarily bursting out of its mouth from the shock of the blow, as it flew back, and looked at the direction it was going. It was about to collide with the building...but maybe, it could use that to its advantage.

Landing on the wall of the building, 'Saber' then used it as a structure to boost its jump, shooting itself right towards Archer. Archer hurled 2 spears at 'Saber,' who brought them down with its swords, then slashing down right at Archer.

Archer grunted as he jumped backwards, the dust and flying dirt that 'Saber' had generated flying up right into his line of sight, before throwing a javelin at 'Saber,' who caught it and threw it back at Archer, taking him by his shoulder armor and pinning him to a wall.

"Ugh..." Archer gritted his teeth as 'Saber' ran towards him, swords raised and prepared to deal a blow towards him. Separating himself from his shoulder armor, Archer then flipped back as 'Saber' slashed at him, doing a scissor slash and jabbed its swords into the ground before using them as leverage to launch itself at Archer.

Archer let his spear return to his hands, before blocking the blades that reached towards his throat. His eyes widening as the blades slipped passed the spear, he then thrust his spear forward, hoping that 'Saber' would withdraw and stop its in order to avoid a mutual kill.

"Kuhh!" 'Saber' gritted its teeth as it extended its legs with clay, using Archer's legs as leverage in order to push itself back, then crouched, digging its fingers into the dirt in order to stop its sheer momentum and accidentally causing property damage.

Archer glared at 'Saber,' as he twirled his javelin, then put himself in a combat-ready pose. "What the hell was that trick you pulled off?" he spat. He hadn't heard of a hero that could do such a thing, at least not one that had come to mind instantly.

'Saber' just shook itself, letting the dust drop off its hair. "Just consider it sheer luck on my behalf. As your luck is E...I doubt you contributed much." Archer looked at 'Saber's' parameters, fitting of such a strong opponent, its luck was A.

"Hmph. Here's a thing...I don't believe in destiny." Archer smirked, before throwing his javelin at 'Saber.' Dodging it, 'Saber' then raced up the building, as Archer's own javelin returned to his hands, and he ran after him, preparing to throw his javelin once more.

Reaching the peak of the building, 'Saber' blasted itself downwards to meet Archer, who initially prepared to throw his javelin, then stopped and moved back as soon as he saw 'Saber's' technique.

'Saber's' style was an unusual fighting stance that involved holding its right sword backhanded with the blade facing out and being behind it instead of in front of it. By doing this, the blades cut in a "circle" around it, very much like a beyblade, as it spun in the air, coming towards Archer at high speeds.

Archer jumped back as he then thrust out his spear, but his spear was in a horizontal position, locking his spear with the sword of 'Saber's' left hand, before jerking his weapon back, kicking 'Saber' to separate himself from his opponent, and with that, 'Saber's' sword was ripped out of its grasp.

Archer thrusted his spear once more, this time a blow towards the heart, with 'Saber' blocking it with the flat of its other blade, the blade shattering due to the sheer force of the spear thrust. Rin yelled, "'Saber!'" fearful that her servant was about to lose.

Enkidu dived down, ducking and putting his hands on the ground, with chains with spearheads at the end of them bursting out from the ground, shooting right towards Archer. Archer's eyes widened, as he then planted his spear into the ground, using it as leverage to throw himself away, with the spear returning to him.

"Okay...not to be a sore loser...but what the hell was that this time? You're so full of tricks, Saber." Archer growled. Enkidu was on all fours, its expression steeled and its clay hands tightening, before it spoke. "You know, I wouldn't be such a good guesser at this if you were throwing your spears all the time and didn't happen to have blue body paint everywhere."

Archer groaned. "No, no, no...don't you fucking dare...! I'd call you Musashi, but with these chains you just summoned from the ground...I'm less inclined to think that you are Musashi."

Enkidu said, "With your skill with the spear in both close combat and throwing, to be able to last against possibly even the king of heroes himself for an extremely long time...Cu Chulainn. Ireland's Child of Light."

Rin giggled. "How has the bankruptcy been doing for you, Cu?" she held a hand to her mouth, referring to the poor state of Ireland from the 1920s to the 1960s.

Cu Chulainn glared at her, and yelled. "Don't ruin this for me! What heroic spirit are you, O green-haired one?!" Enkidu formed two more swords in its hands, and then responded. "I just figured out yours, so I'd suppose that you should do the same."

Growling, Cu Chulainn held his spear, using a throwing position. However, this time, unlike his previous throws, his spear glowed red, scarlet lightning. "Don't worry. You won't have the pleasure of me figuring out your identity anymore." he grinned, before asking his opponent, "I'm sure you've heard of my Gae Bolg. If you're wondering why I have so many of them, the Gae Bolg isn't just a spear, it's a type of spear. But to get to the point...You'll face my strongest blow like a hero, won't you?!"

Enkidu planted all of its limbs on the ground, its back arching like a cat. "Then I expect you to face mine with dignity as well." it said, before the ground underneath it glowed golden, as Enkidu's eyes turned golden as well.

Rin bit her lip. "This is bad...I don't want Enkidu using its noble phantasm right now...but even then, the other servant is about to use his own noble phantasm, there's no guarantee that Enkidu will survive unless it uses its noble phantasm as well...what should I do?!"

Suddenly, a voice rang out in the courtyard. "OOOH, SHINY!"

Enkidu and Cu Chulainn both turned in that direction, their prana shutting down as they scanned the area. "WHO'S THERE?!" both of them yelled, before Cu chulainn ran after the voice.

"Quick, 'Saber!' We have to follow him! I don't want civilians to get involved in this war!" Rin yelled, as she ran up the stairs, before Enkidu whisked her up. "Master, that directly contradicts mage law. We must eliminate him, as per the law."

"Fuck mage law!" Rin protested, as Enkidu then set her down. She then looked at the body, lying down at the floor. "Looks like Archer got him first." she murmured, as she then walked over. "The least I can do is just to watch and comfort you as you die. After all, a stab in the heart form the Gae Bolg cannot be healed."

Then she saw his face. An angered and saddened look crept on. "Oh, no...ohhhhh no! Of all people that could've been here, why did it have to be you, stupid highjump kid?! How am I going face her like this?!"

Taking out a pendant, she gave a resigned sigh. "...of all the ways that I could've used this energy, I use on on saving your life...goddamnit." she muttered, as she began to reconstruct his heart. Enkidu just knelt besides her, before looking at the healed teenager, and whisking Rin off after she'd done the deed.

After they had got back home, Rin sighed, looked towards her servant whom she was tying pigtails for, and asked. "Enkidu...why didn't you object to my...understandably foolish deed?" she asked as she tied Enkidu's hair.

Enkidu responded, "My role is not to make decisions for you. I am a tool, nothing more. Besides, your deed was while not necessarily the most beneficial deed towards you, morally it is not incorrect, so I do not have anything against you for that matter."

"Well, do you think I should've saved him?" Rin said to Enkidu. Enkidu proceeded to shake its head, and sighed. "No. In fact, I presume that he'll just keep on getting chased and killed by Archer instead."

Rin's eyes widened. "Enkidu. We're heading out again."

"Understood."

"Keep on going...a few more jumps...there! We're close enough." Rin instructed Enkidu, who was jumping on buildings and had accidentally crushed a TV antenna along the way. Setting her down, Rin ran forwards, as Enkidu's eyes widened.

With its presence detection, Enkidu had realized that there was another servant nearby. Unfortunately for it, it had assumed that the servant was still Cu Chulainn, not a new servant with similar origins as Archer...and now was its realization. "RIN!"

A female servant dressed in blue and white burst out of Shirou Emiya's yard, yelling, "BRB!" before bringing her invisible blade down towards Rin. Rin's eyes widened, before Enkidu flashed before her, with the two swords once again blocking and saving her.

"What class are you, servant?" the female servant pointed at Enkidu.

"I believe my swords make this very apparent: I am of the saber class." Enkidu said.

The female servant frowned, before then attacking once more. "No...you're not...I'm Saber."

Enkidu glanced over at Rin, who facepalmed from sheer embarrassment. Shirou ran out, looking at Saber, and yelled to her, "You're going to kill someone?!"

Saber yelled, "Look, fighting first, questions later!" Shirou yelled back, "Can I have at least a simple explanation?"

While the two were arguing, Enkidu scanned Saber's parameters. "Strength: B. Endurance: C. Agility: C. Mana: B. Luck: B. N.P.: C. None of her parameters top mine. Additionally, there is a wound near her shoulder, likely from the Gae Bolg. Conclusion: she is easy prey."

"Don't you dare use a command seal on me without warning! And do not use it to make me do things such as destroying the Grail, suicide, and-" Saber ranted to Shirou, who was asking for an explanation for the tattoos on his hand, before he cut her off.

"Saber...why is that...person glowing?" Shirou asked.

Enkidu burst forward, weapons tearing out of the ground, chains shooting out and binding Saber, and Enkidu propelled itself, closing in for a killing blow.

Rin yelled, "Lancer!"

Well, I suppose that ends the chapter there. I've checked for mistakes or any signs of OOC, but I don't know if I've caught all of them. If there are, please either review or PM me, do give all criticisms that you want.

But anyway, what do you think? Please review, I'd love to hear what you think and I'll try to reply to reviews in the next chapter.