AN: THE REVIVAL OF DEVIL'S ADVOCATE IS UPON US!

REJOICE YOU PUNY MORTALS, FOR I HAVE RESURRECTED THIS MEDIOCRE STORY!

On a more serious note though - the reason I didn't update Devil's Advocate was mainly due to a lack of motivation for the story. Which ironically is happening with Age Is But A Number and that fucking story is literally one chapter away from finishing.

But we're back so... Ya know. Only took like... 6 months. Got em. Fucking idiots.

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Disclaimer : So Far Away - Avenged Sevenfold

Kakashi slowly made the trek back towards Tazuna's lodge with a less than stellar mood. Not because he was sad that he had to kill Zabuza or anything of the sort but because he chose to kill the man.

The silver haired Veteran lightly shook his crimson stained hand as he sighed for what felt like the tenth time this night.

Zabuza didn't have to continue to fight. The man chose to do so and Kakashi had responded in kind. The Shinobi lifestyle was nothing more than a vicious cycle of death and suffering.

"Suffering builds character, little one."

The words of Sakumo Hatake, his father, resounded through his head. His father hadn't been lying when saying those words but...

Kakashi shook his head with yet another sigh. What were Shinobi even fighting for at this point?

To keep the peace? Protecting their homes? Their families?

An age old debate that never really seemed to have a clearcut answer. If Kakashi was being honest, he was tired of the bloodshed.

Tired of the innocent lives lost because of differing philosophies.

Tired of killing.

Kakashi was just tired...

The silver haired man slowly strolled through the shrubbery that concealed Tazuna's lodge and he could hear the distinct sound of Tayuya's enraged voice.

The lanky man slowly halted in place as he contemplated whether or not actually returning to his students was worth it or not.

"YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU CAN'T FUCKING RUN FROM ME!" There was a loud crashing noise that soon followed the girl's screams followed by a young male yelling out in pain. "I'LL SKIN YOUR STUPID ASS ALIVE! YOU WON'T DIE ANYWAY SO SIT STILL!"

The muffled screams continued to ring out into the clearing and Kakashi sighed with a shake of his head. A small smile began to tug on his face as he slowly strolled up to the house.

Meh... It was kind of worth it. His students were special and while they were definitely annoying most of the time, they filled a void in his life that he had certainly needed.

He slowly opened the door to Tazuna's home and immediately took note of how awful the house looked. The dining table was flipped over while the couch from the living room was now upside down and sitting at the entrance to the kitchen.

The love seat that he had claimed as his own while staying in the house was now resting at the bottom of the stairs on the other side of the house.

His ebony eyes continued to scan the home and he sighed in exasperation as he finally spotted the source of the entire mess.

Tayuya was seated atop Naruto with her hands wrapped tightly around the boy's throat. The boy's legs were thrashing wildly as the girl began to bash his head against the hardened wood of the floor.

Kakashi stared at the two Uzumakis for a moment before shifting his attention towards the dining room of the home. He released another sigh of exasperation as he spotted the remaining member of Team 7.

Sasuke was seated at the main dinner table with a plate of food and was casually eating Tsunami's food without a care in the world as to what his teammates were doing.

The Uchiha seemed to finally notice his presence and only greeted him with a slight tilt of his head.

Cheeky brat.

The S-Rank Shinobi placed his hands into his pockets before returning his attention back to the couple.

"Why?" He asked simply.

Tayuya did not cease her actions as she continued to strangle her lover whilst bashing his skull into the ground. "You already know why, you one eyed cunt!"

Kakashi lightly frowned at the harsh response. "I didn't deserve that one."

"Yeah, well... She's been attacking everyone since she found out so..." Kakashi's attention was drawn to the dining room as Sasuke continued speaking. "Either ignore her like I did or end up like Tsunami-san."

Kakashi only raised his visible eyebrow, slightly curious as to what happened to the woman.

Sasuke returned to his food and shrugged lightly. "Tayuya made her cry... hysterically. She ran out of the house. Haven't seen her since you left." The ebony haired teen took a sip of his tea and spoke once more. "She knocked Tazuna out."

Kakashi placed his gloved hand over his face and began to lightly rub his eyes.

Why? Why him? What did he do to deserve this?

Break

The stale scent of cigarette smoke invaded Hidan's nostrils as he slowly strolled through the main 'hideout' of Gato. His amethyst orbs slowly roamed over the man's numerous 'bodyguards' and he openly scoffed in annoyance.

Waste of fucking time...

The immortal Akatsuki member began to slowly spin his large scythe before resting it against his shoulder.

"Hey! You can't be he-"

Hidan's scythe cut through the air before slicing through the random man's body who tried to stop him from advancing.

The hired thug desperately tried to staunch the bleeding from his wound before collapsing to the ground. His body twitched several times before ceasing its actions.

Hidan nodded his head as the rest of the men backed away in slight fear. "Gato. I want Gato. Get the fuck out of my way."

He was allowed entrance without nary a fuss from the diminutive man's body guards. Hidan sighed quietly as he slowly passed by random people, occasionally killing those who tried to halt his advances.

Hidan reached the top floor of the warehouse and he sighed in aggravation. There was several doors with immaculate designs and architecture and all this other fancy shit that Hidan didn't give a single shit about.

"I'm gonna fucking brain myself..." He muttered quietly.

The silver haired man chose a door at random and proceeded through it. Upon opening one of the doors, his anger flared up.

There was several women, garbed in little more than aged underwear and rags that greeted him. He counted fifteen women between the ages of 15 to 25 who were chained to the walls. Their forms were slightly gaunt and each woman possessed bruises all across their abdomens and lower backs.

Fifteen terrified gazes met his own and he resisted the urge to frown. While he may kill leisurely and torture for fun, he didn't abuse and rape women.

Jashin-sama save his soul... He was getting soft now...

"I'd give you all a reassuring speech about how you'll be fine and all this shit but like... I got nothing." Hidan slowly entered the room, scaring the helpless women even more. "Calm your tits or whatever. I'm freeing you."

He proceeded to cut through each and every woman's restraints. Upon cutting the last chain he stared at the group of women before shaking his head and leaving.

He wasn't good at this shit...

"W-wait!" One of the women called out.

Hidan sighed in annoyance as he slowly turned around and stared at the woman who had called out to him.

She couldn't have been older than 14...

While Hidan definitely wasn't a good person by any means and killed who ever annoyed him... He wasn't a fucking rapist or a child molester.

"Fuck do you want? Spit it out. I got a stupid fucking midget to kill. You're wasting my time. If you're gonna thank me then save it. I don't need your thanks."

The young brunette flinched at his harsh tone before meeting his gaze. Her crystal blue eyes stared into his as she hesitantly spoke.

"Are... Are you going to kill Gato?"

Hidan stared at her before twirling his scythe lazily. "Nooooooo." He sarcastically replied while rolling his eyes. "I'm gonna take his ass out on a date..."

The young girl's face scrunched up in annoyance and Hidan almost smirked at the look in her eyes. She had some spunk to her.

Brazen little one she was.

"Let me watch." She demanded.

Hidan stared at the half naked girl before raising an eye brow. "Sadistic little one, ain't ya?" He asked rhetorically. The silver haired man was quiet for several moments before shrugging his shoulders. "Sure, why the fuck not? If you puke that's on you. I'm not cleaning your shit."

The younger girl once again scrunched her face up in annoyance. "You're rude." She stated simply.

"Yeah well, fuck you." He replied immediately. Gesturing with his head he spoke again. "Let's go. I wanna get this shit over with already. If you hold me back..." His amethyst orbs seemed to glow ominously as he threatened her.

"I'll gut you."

The spunky girl slowly rose to her feet while wobbling slightly. "That'd be a blessing..." She mumbled quietly to herself. "What's your name?" She slowly made her way towards the man while looking up at him curiously.

The Jashin worshipper scrutinized the young brunette for several moments before replying.

"Hidan."

She stared into his amethyst orbs before offering a small smile. "I'm Kiyo."

Hidan stared at the girl quietly before placing his scythe against the wall of the room. He proceeded to tug his Akatsuki cloak over his head before throwing it at the girl.

"Put it on. I'm not gonna stare at a naked teenager. I may kill people for pleasure but I have some fucking standards."

The now names Kiyo frowned in annoyance and grumbled quietly before pulling the Akatsuki cloak over her head. The large garment dwarfed her tiny frame as she ruffled the cloak out.

Once the girl reached his side he stared at her before returning his gaze to the other women. "Stay here for 20 minutes then leave. I'll kill everyone in this warehouse and it should be safe enough for you to leave."

Hidan made his way out of the room with Kiyo following behind. He was about to open another random door before his companion spoke.

"It's that one over there..." She pointed to the door towards the end of the hallway. Hidan nodded his head in thanks before making his way towards the door.

Kicking the door open, the immortal Shinobi slowly entered. He was immediately stabbed through the stomach by a Katana and a low grunt left his mouth. He stood motionless for several seconds, ignoring Kiyo's fearful yelp.

"Yeah... That's not gonna work." Hidan muttered lazily. His amethyst orbs slowly trailed towards the man who stabbed him and took note of the man's surprised expression.

Hidan grasped the man's head with his right hand and he began to squeeze the man's skull. The unknown man began to scream in pain as his hands desperately clawed at Hidan's hand.

The silver haired man ignored the man's screams and began to squeeze even harder. Causing blood to seep out of the man's ears and eyes. Several seconds passed by before a sickening crack resounded through the room.

The screams of agony ceased and the man's corpse went limp. Hidan threw the man's body to the side before slowly glancing down at the blade embedded in his abdomen.

"Are you ok?!" Kiyo was at his side with her hands moving to and fro frantically, unsure of what to actually do.

Hidan glanced at the girl with his eyebrow raised before rolling his eyes. He proceeded to pull the blade out of his stomach without a care and slowly cracked his neck afterwards.

"Relax. I can't fucking die anyway." He stared at the blade for a moment before handing the weapon to the girl.

Kiyo fumbled with the weapon for several seconds before clumsily holding it at the hilt.

"You use the pointy end to kill people." Hidan's blood stained hand patted the girl's cheek condescendingly as he smirked.

Kiyo grumbled in annoyance as she stared at the blood stained weapon. Her left hand left the hilt of the blade as she wiped off her cheek, smearing the blood on her face. She glared up at the man before yelling at him.

"I'm not stupid!" Her fierce expression waned for a second as Hidan's gaze pierced through her. "I-I know what a sword can do..."

Hidan scrutinized her for several seconds before glancing towards the large bed of the room. Spotting the little midget in the bed, he slowly returned his gaze back to Kiyo.

"Prove it then." He stated simply. Hidan gestured with his head towards the bed and smirked. "Kill him with it. Get your hands dirty."

Kiyo stared at Hidan for several seconds before returning her gaze to the sword. She was silent for several long seconds before steeling her gaze.

The memories of being taken away from her family fluttered through her mind and her hands tightened around the hilt of the blade.

She remembered all the times she tried to fight back against the man and how he would beat her. Hitting her with any object within reaching distance.

The abuse... The torture...

Tears swelled in her eyes and her expression shifted angrily. Every single day...

Every. Single. Day.

She was beaten. Used... Her innocence stripped away without a care. Anger and rage swelled in her heart as every single violent thought she ever had surfaced at the forefront of her mind.

Kiyo's world turned black and the first thing she saw when she came to was the smirking face of a rather.. handsome man.

He had beautiful purple eyes...

"You're a fucking natural, little one."

The man's hand came to rest on the crown of her skull and her head felt lighter. Like all of her burdens and sorrows has been washed away.

Several minutes passed by in silence before she was able to assess what had happened. Her eyes widened in shock as she stared at the mutilated carcass of the man who had used her body for enjoyment.

Kiyo slowly raised her hands to her face and the only color she could see was red.

Red.

Red.

Everywhere.

Red there. Red here.

Kiyo's eyes clenched tightly and the girl's hands made contact with the bloody floor. The stench of blood assaulted her nostrils and she wretched.

"Gross. But, ya eventually get used to it." Hidan's voice resounded from behind her and she slowly turned towards his direction. "You stabbed him about 75 times. You're pretty fucking vicious..."

Hidan slowly kneeled beside the girl as he smirked. His amethyst orbs stared into her light blue ones before he spoke. "How would you like to join my religion? We welcome people like you."

Kiyo was quiet for several moments before trying to wipe the left over bile from her mouth. "Wh-what's it called?"

Hidan's smirk was absolutely terrifying as he responded.

"Jashinism."

Break

"So you're just going to ignore me now?" Naruto questioned his lover.

Silence.

Well, it was kind of deserved. He did go off on his own when she clearly stated not to. Tayuya had every right to be mad.

But she had also choked him out for 3 hours last night. While also breaking his skull multiple times. All under the pretense of "You're immortal. You'll live."

Blasphemy.

Just because he couldn't die through conventional means didn't mean that he didn't feel the pain.

"That's fine. I deserve that..." He stated quietly.

Naruto sighed quietly as he stared at Tayuya. She was sitting on one of the various logs around the large lake beside Tazuna's home. Her face was dawned in her ever-present scowl and her arms were crossed against her chest.

She hadn't spoken to him at all last night and even refused to share the same bed. She had slept on Tazuna's couch in the living room and also ignored him during breakfast and lunch.

Naruto sighed once more before slowly walking away from Tayuya and heading towards the small lake. He placed his foot atop the waters surface before walking on it and heading towards the center of the lake. He proceeded to sit down atop the water while crossing his legs and placing his hands in his lap. Naruto slowly closed his eyes and proceeded to meditate for the remainder of the day.

If Tayuya wished to ignore him then so be it. He had apologized several times since returning but he did deserve this treatment.

"Give her time, Naruto."

Naruto slowly opened his eyes as he came face to face with Kurama. The giant fox was lying down with its head resting atop its hands. He sighed quietly as he walked through the large gates of the seal.

"Yeah... I know Kurama."

The Bijuu slowly closed its eyes as it responded. "If you know this then why are you ruminating over it?"

The blond jumped onto the Bijuus snout before laying down. He proceeded to cross his arms behind his head before releasing a heavy sigh. "I don't know... Probably because I hate seeing her upset. Regardless if it was my fault or not."

"You knew this would happen. Only you are to blame."

Naruto sighs once more before closing his eyes. "Yeah yeah yeah..." He replies plainly.

Several hours pass by in silence as Bijuu and Jinchuuriki sit in comfortable silence. It was eventually broken by Kurama who peeked a single eye open.

"She wishes to speak with you."

The blond teen slowly opens his eyes and the visage of his lover greets him. He blinks several times as his eyes adjust to the darkness of his surroundings.

"Hey..." She greets quietly.

Naruto grunts quietly as he slowly rises to his feet while stretching. He offers the redhead a small smile as he responds. "YuYa."

The redhead averts her gaze for a few scant moments before speaking. "I uh... I saved you some... dinner."

Naruto resisted the urge to tease her as he nods his head graciously. "Thank you YuYa." He gestures with his hand and begins to walk towards Tazuna's home with the girl following behind silently.

Both lovers remain silent as they slowly make the stroll back towards the house. Tayuya would occasionally glance at her lover every few seconds as she struggled on what she should say.

She never was good at apologies.

She knew that she was being slightly irrational over the entire situation. But... she cared about Naruto. And it was always so hard for her to verbally express these things to him.

Her long tresses swung side to side as she sighed quietly. Naruto was practically immortal and could only really 'die' under extreme circumstances.

The fact she reacted so over the top last night was making her feel like shit. Naruto was always there for her when she needed him.

You don't treat the people you love like shit just because you're mad.

"Hey..." She softly called out while stopping in place.

Naruto halted his movement and stared at his lover with a raised eyebrow.

Tayuya's eyes met his for the briefest of moments before sinking to the floor. Her left arm anxiously clutched onto her right arm as she shifted her feet.

"I uh... I'm sorry... For, ya know? I overreacted... So, ya know..." She trailed off lamely, internally cringing at how awful her apology was.

The blond Jinchuuriki stared at his girlfriend for several seconds before smiling in amusement. "Wow. You suck at apologies."

Tayuya's expression shifted in annoyance as she met his gaze. "Do you want to sleep outside when we get home? I'll kick your stupid ass out."

Naruto guffawed at her statement before smiling softly. "I'm kidding YuYa. It's fine. You have nothing to apologize for." He slowly turned on his heel before offering his hand to her. "Now c'mon. I'm hungry as hell!"

Tayuya stared at his outstretched hand for several seconds before shaking her head with a small smile. "You're such an ass." Her smaller hand grasped his and she continued. "But you're my ass."

"That's a weird shaped ass." He quipped lightly.

"Don't make me choke you again." Was her immediate response.

"Noted." Naruto replied shortly.

Break

"Why wasn't I informed that Minato and Kushina had a child? Did you think that I wouldn't want to know that I have family in Konoha?"

Hiruzen resisted the urge to sigh loudly as Tsunade barged into his office. She hadn't even knocked and almost blew the damn door off its hinges!

So rude...

The Third Hokage slowly packed his trusty pipe with his favorite tobacco as his former student stood at the edge of his desk, glaring at him.

Tsunade must be genuinely angry with him. Shizune wasn't even by her side.

It was understandable... to some degree at least.

"To be fair, had you stayed in Konoha then we wouldn't-"

Whatever Hiruzen was about to say was immediately cut off by Tsunade as her fist slammed down upon his old, wooden table.

The older man glanced down at the remaining shrapnels and sawdust that used to be his table and he frowned sadly.

This was his favorite one.

Why'd she have to break it?

"You're free to finish that sentence if you want." She casually threw out before slowly sitting down in the chair that sat in front of his now destroyed table.

He took a long drag of his tobacco before leaning back in his chair and idly swiping off the dust particles that landed in his lap. "No, I don't think I will." He casually replied.

Tsunade smirked as she reclined her seat. "Smart man. See? You can teach old dogs new tricks."

Hiruzen snorted lowly before taking another inhale of his tobacco. "I used to be your Sensei once upon a time." He stated rather childishly.

The busty woman snorted loudly as she rolled her eyes. "Key words being 'used', 'to' and 'be'." She emphasized each word slowly.

The elderly man sighed quietly. "I'm still your leader regardless of any personal feelings on the matter." His wizened eyes bore into Tsunade's light brown ones with an intense gaze. Tsunade met his gaze head on and neither individual pulled away.

The silence lasted for several long minutes as student and teacher continued to stare at one another. The silence was eventually broken by Tsunade who slowly closed her eyes while speaking softly.

"What's his name?"

Hiruzen was silent for a moment before reaching into his robes and procuring a small photograph. He handed the item to the busty woman who cradled the object carefully.

"Naruto. Naruto Uzumaki."

The elderly man analyzed Tsunade's expression and spotted the way her eyes softened. The beginnings of a smile tugged on her lips as she stared at the photo of a younger Naruto who was being carried by Anko.

"He... looks so much like Minato..." The woman's smile grew in size as she shook her head. "I'm certain Kushina is bitter about that one." She chuckled quietly as Hiruzen dawned a small smile at the joke.

Tsunade was quiet for a scant few moments before glancing towards her Sensei. "Do you have any spares? I'd like to have one."

Hiruzen offered Tsunade a small smile before gesturing with her hand. "Keep it."

She blinked several times in slight surprise before nodding her head in thanks. The woman proceeded to place the small photo into the valley of her breasts and smirked at the annoyed visage of her Sensei.

"You'd understand if you had them. These babies are only good for eye candy and back pains. I try to find a use for them in any way possible." She winked playfully as Hiruzen rolled his eyes.

A comfortable silence settled in the room as both S-Rank Shinobi sat in their chairs. Hiruzen eventually brought up the topic that he had wanted to speak with Tsunade since asking for her return.

"You know why I called you back, yes?" He questioned lightly.

Tsunade was silent for a few moments before shrugging with a sigh. "I really don't want the damn hat, Sensei. Is there not anyone else?" She pleaded lightly.

The elderly man sighed in minor frustration. "You know as well as I do that Jiraiya is not cut out for this. Kakashi isn't stable enough to carry this burden yet. Mikoto is too radical for the position. Shisui is too immature for it and Itachi is far more useful as a Shinobi than a Kage." Before the women could even think of bringing up Gai, Hiruzen spoke once more.

"Not Gai." He stated rather simply.

Tsunade released several childish groans as she flopped in her seat. "Why me?! I'm a drunkard with an unhealthy gambling addiction who has abandonment issues! Surely you'd want a better damn candidate Sensei!" She argued.

Hiruzen rubbed his face tiredly as he took his hat off. His appearance seemed to age before her very eyes as he placed the hat in his lap. His eyes met hers and a small, accusing glare formed on his face.

"Because I know that you love this village and the ideals that your grandfather passed down. You can scream about how much you hate this village until your voice grows hoarse but we both know that's a damn lie Tsunade!"

The busty woman flinched at his accusation as she stared at the floor in silence, knowing just how close to home that statement really hit.

Hiruzen rubbed his balding head as he spoke softly. "Tsunade-chan... I'm not going to be alive forever. I've given everything that I've ever had to this village. Please... Let me rest..."

The blonde Senju stared at the floor as she refused to meet the eyes of her Sensei. If she looked up, then she was certain she'd accept the hat. If only to take the load off her Sensei's back.

Hiruzen had led this village since Uncle Tobirama's sacrifice.

Nearly 50 years ago...

Sure, there was a brief stint with Minato but the man had sacrificed his life barely 3 years into taking the position. You could hardly call that a retirement for Hiruzen.

Tsunade's hands balled up in frustration as she lifted her head. Her light brown eyes glared into her Sensei's eyes before she spoke through gritted teeth.

"I'm only doing this for your sake! You were always there for me when I needed it and I'll be fucking damned if I don't repay that kindness! I'll take the damn hat..." She stated bitterly. "But I certainly won't fucking like it and I'll complain about it everyday."

Hiruzen's sighed in relief and he slowly rose to his feet before moving towards Tsunade. He gestured with his hand for the woman to rise, who did so shortly after.

The elderly man wrapped his arms around his former student while patting her back. "Thank you Tsunade... I know that this is alot to ask of you but... I believe in you."

Tsunade's arms slowly returned the man's embrace as she ignored how warm his words made her. Her own person she may be but she'll forever be his student.

To know that Hiruzen still believed in her despite all her past failures and faults as a person made her truly happy.

"Thank you, Sensei." She replied quietly.

Both Shinobi pulled away from one another with small smiles. Hiruzen walked back to his chair before picking up the hat and slowly handing it to Tsunade.

The woman stared at the object for several seconds before signing quietly and taking it. She lazily placed the object on her head and sighed once more.

"Kami... I bet I look dumb." She grumbled childishly.

Hiruzen chuckled quietly as he adjusted the hat. "You look fine. I mainly wore it because I was balding. Something that Naruto-kun always brought up."

Tsunade smirked as she took the hat off. "When can I meet the only other Uzumaki member?"

Hiruzen slowly sat down in his seat before correcting Tsunade. "There are actually three Uzumaki members in Konoha now." Hiruzen dug into his robes once more before handing another photo to Tsunade.

The busty woman took the photo with a curious expression and blinked at the photo.

"Her name is Tayuya. An ANBU team found her on their way back from a mission. It was very easy to deduce that she was an Uzumaki. Her Chakra pool dwarfed many of our seasoned Chunin at the age of 9."

Tsunade nodded her head as she studied the girl's features. "I keep seeing this woman... Who is she?" Tsunade handed the photo back to Hiruzen who replied shortly after returning the photo to his pocket.

"That would be Orochimaru's previous pupil... Anko Mitarashi."

Tsunade blinked before furrowing her eyebrows. "Is she their Guardian?"

Hiruzen nodded his head whilst taking a drag from his pipe. "Self-imposed mother actually."

Tsunade hummed quietly as she crossed her arms beneath her bust. "I'm surprised you allowed her to adopt them considering what Naruto no doubt holds."

The elderly man shrugged his shoulders as he responded. "There was no paperwork involved so it's almost as if it never truly happened."

Tsunade snorted quietly as she replied. "Still a sly old man aren't ya?"

Hiruzen just smiled innocently at his former student's question. Yes, yes he was.

Break

"So... That's the mission? We're done?" Sasuke asked out loud.

Kakashi's gaze slowly rose from his book before shrugging lightly. "Essentially... Zabuza is no longer alive and I doubt his apprentice will try anything. All we have to do now is get rid of Gato and make sure that Tazuna finishes his bridge."

Naruto slowly spun his dagger before speaking. "Gato's dead."

Three pairs of eyes locked onto his questioningly.

He shrugged before reiterating. "He's dead. The Jashin Champion I met was hunting the man and I have little doubt that Gato isn't already dead." Naruto shrugged once more before sheathing his dagger. "But we can still interrogate some of his underlings to confirm if he's dead or not."

Kakashi placed his hand against his chin before nodding. "Go ahead and make some clones and find out. If Gato really is dead then we don't have much to worry about."

The blond saluted his Sensei as a small group of clones appeared in a plume of smoke. The Kage Bunshins glanced at each other before disappearing towards the main village.

"Soo... The fuck do we do now?" Tayuya asked with her arms crossed against her chest.

Kakashi returned to his book before lazily gesturing with his hand. "I don't really care. Train... Sleep... Whatever makes you happy."

"You're such a shitty teacher." She stated plainly.

The man only eye smiled in response to her insult.

Sasuke placed his hands into his pockets before walking away. "I'm going to take a nap then."

Kakashi disappeared shortly after wards leaving the two Uzumakis alone in the small clearing.

Naruto frowned lightly before glancing towards his lover who had a glint in her eyes. His eyes narrowed suspiciously as she took a single step towards him.

"It is rape if I don't want it, YuYa. Just remember that." He stated firmly.

Her eyes narrowed slightly as a coy smile formed on her face. "Oohhh~... But you'll definitely want it... You can't resist me, Daddy."

AN: The return. That is all.

Now, I'm gonna address some shit in regards to this story and how I feel about it.

I believe this is my worst story. Now, many people will disagree with that statement and some will even say its my best or that it's their favorite, etc.

There is no denying that this is my weakest story. In terms of actual writing and how off kilter some scenes are in the beginning of the story.

Granted, this story was my first ever story I've written but still. I personally think it's pretty bad and its only saving grace is the fact that Naruto and Tayuya's relationship practically carries this story on its back.

But, Devil's Advocate is loved by alot of you and I'm never going to abandon my stories. I will finish each of them even if it takes a long time.

Looking at you Moral Ambiguity.

Anyway! Review, Follow, Favorite. All that shit. Till next time, ya filthy cunts!